Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles

by Lamia of the Dark

[Drabble Collection] The adventures of Geralt, based on all the stupid things the writer has done while playing Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.

20. The Stupidest Stuff Imaginable

~ Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles ~

- What's That Fucking Witcher Doing Now?: The Stupidest Shit Imaginable -

"What's that fucking witcher doing now?" one of the Kaer Trolde guards asked his coworker who was standing beside him.

"I don't know," the other replied. "He's been hanging around in that one corner suspiciously, doing that funny thing with eyes."

"Hey, is he about to... oh, that fucker. HEY, YOU WITCHER! YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL SHIT. I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS."

"He's trying to run away!"

"Catch him!"

"Oh shit, he's climbing up on the parapet! Is he going to jump?"

"Someone grab him before he jumps!"

"Maybe he thinks he can land in the ocean?"

"But he's not going to land in the ocean, not if he's jumping from here... ooooooh, he bounced on the way down."

"Look at that blood spray!"

"... is he dead?"

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