A/N: I haven't actually played the game lately, I was just looking through my notes to see if there was anything I could make a fic out of and found this one.
~ Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles ~
- This Is Why People Hate Witchers: Tavern Keepers Hate Him! -
"That witcher came in here and unloaded all his useless junk onto me," the tavern keeper complained. "What I am going to do this all this shit? I've got more fisstech than a drug deal carries around! No one comes here looking buy fisstech. And all this raw meat! Why does have so much raw meat? Does he just going around slaughtering wild animals? I can tell some of it is deer meat and some of it is rabbit meat, and think there's a little bit of goat in her. But what the hell is this, dog meat? Wolf meat? Disgusting! Witchers might eat wolf meat, but humans don't eat that shit." After a brief pause, during which the tavern keeper attempted to reign in his temper, he said, "And then after he took all my money giving me a bunch of shit no one's going to buy, that fuckin' witcher challenged me to a game of Gwent and won my best card."
~oOo~