Luna's Lament
Because I hate how people degrade Luna by saying she has dirty-blonde hair. No, it is not a description, it is a judgement
Luna was very upset. Her creator had made her strange, with a different view on life than most people had; but she had not said that Luna's hair was dirty. Yet the blibbering humdingers who made the other whens and wheres said she had dirty blonde hair. Even the outside ones were infested with nargles. It wasn't fair. Luna shrugged. She should be used to things not being fair. Maybe she should try to be a blibbering humdinger herself and write her own other universe where Harry Potter did not let anyone call her Looney, or call her hair dirty. That would almost be like having a friend.