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June 17, 2022

Apt 7F

"So, how's the TikToking going?" Emmett asked as he drove his RV somewhere in Idaho.

"It's interesting. People keep asking to see more of the Mac Strong. So we'll have to get some videos this weekend and post them."

"And you get paid?"

"Not as much as on YouTube, but it brings people there for longer performance clips. Alice thinks I should set up a Twitch account."

"I vote for Only Fans. You'll get a lot of cougars wanting to see Ward the Whipper in action." Emmett barely finished his sentence before he broke out in raucous laughter.

"Fuck you, dude. That's why I bought that damn fake wedding band."

"Oh trust me, I put that lady in the stockade and she kept asking which one of us was gonna punish her."

"Exactly."

"Alice would be the person to ask about that shit though. She's the one who got us on this circuit."

"Yeah. When we get to Larkspur we'll have to scope out the nearest library. I've got some recording to do."

Emmett looked over. "How many jobs do you have now?"

"Are we counting the social media as its own thing?"

"Yes."

"Four."

"Christ, is it worth it?"

"Right now it is."

"And when it's not?" Emmett asked.

"I'll figure that out when it happens."