Helga

"I don't like this girl's attitude." Lynn said.

"Who, Helga? She doesn't look bad." Lincoln said.

"Don't be fooled, she may be your stereotypical girl and dresses in pink but she is the perfect subversion to bully the kids in school P.S. 118." Lisa said.

"She has your typical bully backyard know-how to put you into submission if you're not careful, though I don't know why some of her attacks are slow..." Lynn said.

"What about that slingshot? Getting hit by it pulls Lincoln towards her for some weird reason." Lana said.

"Wait a minute." Lucy popped up causing a small scream from the girls. "She came from Hillwood, right? That's not a short trip by any means."

"That's a good question Lucy. All of this is a conundrum..." Lisa said rubbing her chin before suddenly snapping her fingers. "Wait a minute... of course. How come we didn't figure this out?"

"O-M-gosh! It's so obvious." Leni said joining in.

"Once you connect it together, it literally makes sense." Lori said causing the remainder of the girls to agree.

"What's going on?" Lincoln said confused.

"Lincoln. Haven't you noticed?" Lola said before she and the girls cheered out.

"She's in love with you!"

"What?!" Lincoln yelled in obvious bewilderment and absurdity.

"Come on, Linky. The signs are there." Leni said.

"The fact that some of her attacks take time to launch must be a sign of being nervous towards you before expressing her love!" Lynn said.

"Wow, love must truly hurt. Haha. Get it?" Luan said.

"Her slingshot that pulls you towards her instead of away from her. That's how positives and negatives attract!" Lisa surmised.

"And also the fact that she's dedicated enough to go all the way from Hillwood to Royal Woods. It's like how Edwin went into a long journey towards his true love. Sigh. It must be fate." Lucy said.

"Stop everything. It's literally time for us to set you two up on a date." Lori said.

"I call the cake!" Lola announced.

"Okay, you guys are reading too much into this! She's came to fight me just like everyone else here and the slingshot and some of her slow attacks is most likely how she fights." Lincoln said. "Besides, we don't want a repeat of the last time you meddled in something like this."

A couple of beats until..."Hmm, you're right, bro. Sorry for jumping to conclusions." Luna admitted.

"Also upon further examination, she doesn't look like the romantic type. Most likely, she the type of ruffian that'll stuff you in the trash can and roll you down the hill before even giving a hint of any relationship." Lisa surmised.

"Give Helga a good walloping, Lincoln." Lynn said before the Loud sisters give out various cheers.

"Whew! At least that situation is taken care of. I don't want to have another Sister-nado on my watch." Lincoln concluded.

Ink-Dub: Hmm. The Sisternado would make for a good Final Smash style move for Lincoln. What do you guys think?

CatDog

"Lisa, have you been splicing animals again?" Lori said.

"I assure you I have not been partaking with any animal splicing (that I know of)." Lisa said.

"Then explain to me these freaks of nature outside!"

"Hey, don't call 'em freaks of nature! Only I gets to call 'em that." A Brooklin accented voice sounded out which confused the children until they find a small blue mouse.

"Eek! A mouse!" Lori shirieked.

"Thanks for the introduction, blondie; name's Winslow." The blue mouse named Winslow introduced. "Don't worry, I'm just here to give ya a rundown on these guys."

"You know them?" Lana said.

"What are you, nuts? I live with these two! The ugly looking one with the cat ears is Cat. And the jolly one with the purple nose is Dog. Everyone refers to 'em as CatDog."

"A cat and a dog with their lower halves together and lives with a mouse?" Lisa said.

"I'd prefer not to think too much on that, you'll get an aneurysm. Let's just say I found these two as babies and kept em outta trouble ever since."

"So, you're basically their guardian?" Luna said.

"Somethin' long dose lines."

"Aww, it's so nice to have someone like you take care of em, Winslow." Leni said.

"You'se too kind. Anyways, I suggest ya keep ya eyes open on these two, Grandpa. They'll be switching who's leadin' when you'se least expect it which leads to em changing some moves. For example, you would be caught off guard by Dog's boomerang bone when you could've been dodging Cat's hairball."

"Got it. Thanks." Lincoln said.

"Wait, Winslow. I have a question."

"Shoot, plumber girl." Winslow said.

"How do they go to the bathroom?" Lana said.

"Hmm. I'm sure there's a wilderness documentary on that somewheres. Heh-hehhhhhh!" Winslow concludes with that laugh.

Leni holds up a new dress with glee.

"O-M-gosh!"