Shadow Joestar: Thanks dude.

Halfway through the NASB cast folks!

(shh...minus two latecomers)

Ren and Stimpy

"Gaaaugh! What the heck am I looking that!?" Lola said in shock.

"Hey, it's Ren and Stimpy. A certified nick classic." Luna said.

"Ren and Stimpy?" Lincoln mulled before a quick gasp. "Wait. Ren and Stimpy! It's really them! Lola, isn't this awesome?"

"Uhh... no sir, I don't like it." Lola sassed.

"How could you say that, Lols? They're one of the first Nicktoons to appear here."

"I don't care if they're the Queen of Switzerland, they're hideous! In fact, I say they need a little Princess makeover."

"You're not going play frilly dress up with them, are you Lola?" Lana said.

'Lana, this makeover emergency is sorely need from these two abominations."

"It's a Manx cat and a chihuahua, and I say this look adds to their character."

"Ah please, you wouldn't know beauty if it hit you in the face. Then again, it's to be expected from someone that rolls around in mud and eats food from the garbage."

"At least I don't overstuff my face with makeup. "

"At least I take baths more than once a month."

"What about spraying yourself with princess farts?"

"It's called perfume, and it's smells a hundred times better than what you fart out in your sleep!"

"Speaking of farts, be careful when Ren holds Stimpy out as a shield or else you'll be getting one heck of a Smellobration. Hahaha. Get it?" Luan punned.

"Augh! Lincoln, you agree with me? Tell Lana who I'm dealing with."

Lincoln reponds. "Sorry Lola, it's how these two operate. As such, they'll be using their tactics from the many adventures they've been through. Umm..whatever those are."

"Ugh. Whatever, these two are lost causes anyway." Lola huffed finally giving up to the relief of many.

But not before saying..."I'll just makeover Lana instead."

"Wait, what?" Lana spurted out in surprise.

"Lana, its PRINCESS MAKEOVER TI-IIIME!" Lola sing-songed.

"Lola, don't you dare!"

Oblina

"Oblina? She's here!?" Lincoln said.

"Now there's a deep cut." Lisa said.

"Oh, There she is." Lana chimed. "Lincoln, isn't she awesome? She can make friends with Izzy."

"Lana, that's not a snake, she's a monster." Lincoln said.

"You're only saying that because she looks like that on the outside."

"No, Lana, She's an actual monster! She even goes to a monster school that is dedicated to scaring people."

"It's not her fault that she's been taught this stuff. I'll just be keeping her here so she can be a good girl."

"What? Lana, you don't even know what to feed her."

"I-I'll figure it out. Come on, Lincoln. Can I keep her? Pleaaaaaaeee-se?"

"Absolutely not."

"Ah, you're no fun. Maybe if I ask Lori-"

"Ahh! Nooo! L-l-l-literally get that thing away from me. Pleaeeeeeeese!" Lori screamed from out of frame.

"Aww."

"I think it's for the best, Lana. I don't think she wants to be cooped up in a house such as ours, anyway." Lincoln said.

"I guess. Anyway, if you're fighting Oblina, I suggest you be on your toes. She can be realllll-ly frisky."


Luna does a guitar riff before bringing up the goats.

"Good Night Royal Woods!"