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Nigel Thornberry
"Well, I'm positively gobsmacked! It's Nigel Thornberry." Luna said in a british accent.
"Eww, I don't want to eat a berry that has thorns." Leni said.
"It's not that kind of berry, Leni." Lori said.
"Nigel is the showrunner and host of the self proclaimed Nigel Thornberry's Wild World. His show consists of traveling the world to document on various animals to the TV screen and he'll be bringing that skill-set into battle." Lisa said.
"So he documents on animals?" Lincoln pointed out. "I gotta be honest, I don't know how much animal research will be useful in a fight."
"Looks like you need to walk on the wild side, little bro." Luna said. "He researches the animals so much that he pretty much becomes em."
"Like his move, Frog Hop. The way he quickly hops from one spot to another in such a clean landing like a frog. Oooh! It gives me goosebumps just thinking about it!" Lana said.
"What about The Worm? He acts all slithery and slithers his way to the other side...Like a worm!" Leni said.
"You should see his Bull Horns!" Lynn said. "He acts like a bull and can easily scoop you airborne!"
"Wait, you're telling me that he can launch me by doing this with his hands?" Lincoln said with his bull horn hands.
"What about the speed of his Woodpecker?" Lana said.
"And the power of that Gorilla Charge?" Lynn said.
"Or the gracefulness of the Falcon Dive?" Lola said.
"What about the power of that Orangutan Punch!"
"All of this pales in comparison to the way he snaps his fingers." Lisa pointed out "Basically, his snap is so precise with the exact pitch, frequency, and tone. The mere vibration of the sound effect will send you away into the stratosphere!"
"Wow!" Lincoln said in shock. "Nigel is more powerful than I thought."
"When you've devoted your livelihood into animals, you can expect that experience to carry over your way of life." Luna said.
"This Nigel Thornberry, I find all of this rather dashing, eh what?" Lola said in a british accent and wearing british clothes with a monocle.
"Naw, I think it's more of a bashing." Lana said.
"How about a thrashing." Lynn said.
"Literally ravishing!" Lori said.
"Come on guys," Luna said in a british accent. "there's an way to describe all this. It's-"
*Spurrch!* "Poo Poo! Hehehee." Lily giggles has she left a mess in her diaper.
Leonardo
"Someone should literally tell that kid with the turtle getup that today isn't Halloween." Lori said.
"This is no costume, Lori and this is no ordinary turtle." Lisa chimed. "If my calculations are correct, this is Leonardo, one of the 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
"A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?" Lynn said. "It sounds like words that are randomly bunched together by some kids in the 80's."
"The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are a hero group dedicated to fighting crime in New York, each with their own ninja skills and weapons." Lisa continued. "Leonardo in particular with his two blades is trained in Niten ichi-ryu which translates to two heavens as one. Given his status of being the eldest and wisest of the turtles by strenuously following his master's teachings, he is the leader of the group."
"Ya know, with all of those ninja skills and weapons, the turtles must live in some sort of fancy dojo." Lynn wondered.
"No, they live in a sewer."
"Eww!/Cool!" Lola/Lana said simultaneously.
"OK. This is ridiculous. Isn't there another fighter who isn't some sort of mutant freak or at least doesn't come from a sewer?" Lori said.
"Oh come on, Lori. It's not every day you get to fight a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle." Lincoln said.
"Yeah, it's also not every day you get to fight someone with swords!" Lynn said.
"They're actually Katanas, Lynn."
"Both are incorrect, they're actually Ninjaken. The difference is their shorter blade and square guard." Lisa said.
"You say potato, I say potahto." Lynn said.
"Well okay, just be careful Lincoln." Lori said. "I literally don't want you to become weird...er than you are now."
"Leonardo will harass you with wide and fast attacks, but they're not very strong, so he's looking to chip away at your psyche. As long as you keep your cool, you'll do fine. You got it, Lincoln?" Lisa said.
"Cowabunga, dude!" Lincoln exclaimed.
"Outdated 80's slang!?" Lori then gasped. "Oh no. It's happening already!"
Lola twirls around a ribbon before gracefully jumping through the circle.
"Ta-da!"