Shredder

"Lincoln, watch out. Now you face the Shredder." Lisa said.

"The Shredder? Oh Grate." Luan said.

"Way back when, Shredder was trained from a once noble Foot Clan led by Splinter. But that came to end once Shredder framed Splinter from an attempted murder of a passing sensei. As a result, Splinter was banished causing Shredder to rule the Foot Clan as his own."

"Weak sauce! Why would Shredder do something like that to his teacher?" Lynn questioned.

"Resentment and Power, Lynn. He wasn't satisfied of being simply a student of the Foot Clan especially to a teacher such as Splinter, he wanted total domination."

"Yikes. Talk about having to cut to the chase!" Luan punned.

"Guys, you know that I dig up dirt just so I can get my way but I promise you, when I become a queen one day I would never do something this...underhanded." Lola said in disgust.

"Now achieving his Foot Clan take over and following Splinter to New York City, he wants nothing but to takeover the world and kill Splinter and the turtles. By any means necessary." Lisa said.

"Please don't tell me those means involve the claws he has on his hands." Lori said.

"The very one."

"Well, this guy likes to take a slice of life." Luan punned.

"Luan, the jokes literally aren't helping!" Lori said.

"Hey, I needed to do something to release this tension. This guy means business."

"Don't worry, sisters. I'm not going to let the likes of Shredder intimate us." Lincoln exclaimed. "E-even if he is a scary ninja with very sharp things and is named after a sharp kitchen appliance. *gulp.*"

"There's a reason why he's the Turtles and Splinter's greatest nemesis, I advise extreme caution." Lisa said.

"Please be careful, Linky." Lola said.

"You know with all the moves Shredder does. He could probably shred at skateboarding. Heheheh..ehh...oops. Go get him, Lincoln!" Luan laughed awkwardly before concluding.

Lucy

"Ahh! Lucy. W-what are you doing here?" Lincoln said.

"Hi, big brother. I thought to give this fighting thing a try seeing that you're having all the fun." Lucy said in her usual monotone voice.

"I don't know, Lucy. It can get dangerous out there."

"Don't worry about me. Considering the many scuffles and tumbles we've had in this house and having to bunk with Lynn. This one should be second nature."

"Hmm, for some weird reason, I don't think that's the case in this current situation, but for the sake of context, I guess I don't see why not.

"Thanks Lincoln. This means so much to me."

"Hey, what are big brothers for?"

"Before I start. Can I read this poem to you?"

"Sure Lucy, go ahead."

"Ahem." Lucy clears her throat as she brings up a piece of paper."

Beware! My name is Lucy.

I will send my opponents running.

Upon my bite, I call upon thee.

You'd never see me coming.

Watch your back, big brother.

Here, I'm your nightmare, not your sister.

Take me at your own peril.

Lest you'll get repeated trips to the grim reaper.

A bit of a pause.

"Why do I feel shivering all of a sudden?" Lincoln said.

"Lincoln!" Luna shouted. "Whatever you do don't let Lucy-"

"No, it's too late!" Leni said.

"What! W-what's going on?" Lincoln said.

"You brought Lucy out to this brawl and you accepted her challenge." Leni said.

"And now, Lucy is going to tear you to pieces." Luna said. "Bro all I can say is that wouldn't want to be in your place right now."

"What. Ah come on, guys. Lucy didnt mean all of that stuff, right Lucy?" Lincoln said.

Lucy only stares...

Lincoln waits for a response from her before donning a wide smile and a sweat drop. "R-ri-right, Lucy?"

Lynn dunks a football on the ground before cheering.

"Woo! Lynn for the win!"