Guest: did it again. sorry. I'm sure the next set will make it up to you after this one.

Oh and before I begin, special thanks to allanarcher777 for helping me with the Zim script.

Reptar

"*Gasp.* Wep-tar!" Lily said in wonder.

"That's right, Lily. It's Reptar." Leni said.

"Does it have to be Reptar? This green dinosaur is basically a hero." Lincoln said

"I don't recall Reptar's actions being all that heroic." Lisa said.

"It depends on how Reptar is feeling but more often than not..." Lincoln said.

"Whatever the case, it's looking aggro today. Like it or not, Linc, you're going have to upset the away crowd." Lynn said.

"You're right. Sometimes you have to play the villain. I'm loud, I'm mean..and I think I'm about to turn green."

"Listen, Lincoln. Reptar may hit like a truck but it also has the grace and the size of one too. Take full advantage of that so you don't get fast tracked to the stone age!"

"Hopefully this doesn't mean I lose out on that Reptar cereal."

Zim

"No way! Is that a real life alien?" Lincoln said.

"Green skin, abnormal eyes... It certainly appears to be the case." Lisa said.

"Nah, it's probably some pipsqueak in a cheap costume. Those red eyes are totally contact lenses."

"Oh, he's real alright." A different voice said which confused the kids until they spot a short kid with a black jacket with a shirt that has a unsmiling grey face and sporting large eyes with glasses.

"Whoa! Who the heck are you?" Lincoln said.

"My name is Dib Membrane and this is an Irken named Zim." Dib said. "I've been following Zim ever since he appeared at my school and I'm not going to let him get away with his evil plans!"

"Hey, hold your horses dork! My little bro was here first. If anyone is beating this Zim kid up, it's him." Lynn said.

"But… I spent my whole allowance to get here.."

"Well, if you are such an expert with this so called Zim, perhaps you could give my male sibling some advice on how to stop this invader." Lisa said.

"Grrr... Fine. Zim has a wide variety of twisted technology. He's probably going to throw out a bunch of his evil machines to overwhelm you. What's important is keeping a cool head and stopping his plans before he can even get going."

"Uh, are you sure he's that dangerous? That robot with him doesn't seem all that threatening." Lincoln says.

"I LIKE TACOS!" A robot with blue eyes named Gir said with his tongue out; panting like a dog.

Dib responds. "Uhh… He's an evil genius, I promise."


A mud puddle bubbles until Lana emerges from it, covered in mud.

"Ta-Da!