Howler King Part II
AN thanks Stepanie MRV
When Dobby branched out on his own, and got Dan and Emma Granger to record what they thought of an old besom verbally attacking their daught er, and her husband for permitting it, Molly made a serious faux pas and sent one back to vulgar common muggles who ought to be grateful that their daughter was even permitted to associate with decent wizards and witches.
Dobby recorded the howler with great delight and took the recording to the DMLE as evidence of muggle baiting and breaking of the statute of secrecy as it was audible from outside the Granger residence.
Molly found herself facing charges.
Dan Granger also introduced Dobby to an MP3 mixer.
Voldemort received a howler saying 'Loser! Loser! Loser!'; Pettigrew's called him a treacherous little rat and also contained a portkey which took him directly to Amelia Bones; Lucius Malfoy's was timed to arrive while he was in the Ministry and declared some of his dirty little secrets in public. It needed four to cover all of them.
On due consideration, Dobby did things with the MP 3 mixer, and made a pathetic phone call to the ambulance service in Little Whingeing that he was Harry Potter of 4 Privet Drive and he was afraid he was dying after he annoyed his uncle a bit again. Elf magic and a pig carcass duplicated Harry's malnutrition and broken bones, and gave it the appearance of a recent beating.
This was now a murder enquiry with a recorded dying deposition.
Dobby also continued to put the boot in to the professors because it was proper to do so for Harry Potter Sir and Draco Malfoy because he wanted to, which puzzled Dumbledore no end as Harry was confined, and had no access to howlers, and moreover the room was charmed against owls.
This led to him also being well pecked by Hedwig who stole all his bacon.
Dumbledore shut down the owl loft so no owls could send messages, which led to Hedwig leading all the owls to mob him, and Dobby sent a public howler to the middle of Diagon Alley about the children being denied their rights to communicate. Dumbledore was about to get around 150 more howlers – not all the parents sent one – and caused diplomatic ramifications. Fudge also received howlers, most of them in European languages, and largely unparliamentary in construction, had he known it. He put up a screen against howlers, which came close to breaking the statute of secrecy and made it impossible to enter the ministry for the explosions.
Karkaroff and Madame Maxime demanded that two simple tasks like gobstones and tiddly-winks should be undertaken to release their children from the contract so they could leave this lunatic asylum.
Dumbledore was forced to give in by everyone else and as this was the result Harry was looking for, he told Dobby he could stop now.
Dobby was a good elf and did – mostly – as he was told.
So the next project was to persuade Harry to marry Hermione, bond with Dobby and give him unlimited access to high quality Dolby systems, computerised mixing and other FUN.
Dan also had a shotgun ...