July 22nd, 2022
7G
"Nothing new?" Rosalie asked me from across the hightop at our favorite bar.
"No."
"Have you tried to talk to him?"
"Not yet."
"Well, I've got a solution."
"I'm afraid of what plots your brain could concoct."
"What, I could 'drunkenly' knock on the wrong door and then ask to use his bathroom."
I looked at her like she was crazy. "Lot of things would have to go right for you to do what? Look for a wedding picture hanging up on the way to the bathroom?"
"It's better than letting moss grow down there from lack of use."
Tyler, our waiter, choked on air as he set down our next round of drinks. "The tapas should be out soon."
My glare hardened as Tyler ran off. "You're covering the apology percentage of the tip."
"Was totally worth it."
