(A/N: This one-shot is of course based off of Tom Cruise's dance from Risky Business, but I didn't see the movie. But, seeing Niles re-enact it on The Nanny inspired me. I know this is a spoiler alert, but I couldn't resist it)
Captain America, Hulk and Samurai X had just taken down Red Skull and Thunder Cut from attempting to destroy the Empire State Building with bombs that contain Terrigen crystals before Samurai X was able to disarm the bombs.
While observing S.H.I.E.L.D. securing the bombs as well as detaining Red Skull and Thunder Cut, Steve turned to Bruce, wearing Blake's jacket and his torn pants, who was looking at one of the disarmed bombs. "Guess they really were trying to turn surrounding citizens into Inhumans like Blake and Kamala." He said.
"Well, their plan was foiled." Bruce replied. "Thanks to us."
"Too bad Tony had to stay at the mansion because of his flu." Blake said. "Anyway, I had B.I.T.C.H. message someone to check up on him. Who knows what he plans on doing while we're gone?"
"You seriously need a new name for her." Steve replied, still annoyed at its acronym. Blake simply shrugs.
At Avengers Mansion, Bob Seger's 'Old Time Rock 'n' Roll' was playing throughout the entire place before Tony, holding a hair comb and wearing just sunglasses, a white shirt with three buttons undone and collar slid back, and white boxers, hair combed back slides along the right with his back facing the stairs. He stops near the railing on the right before he turns around, using the hair comb like a microphone. "#Just take those old records off the shelf!#" He lip syncs to the lyrics while moving his shoulders to the beat. "#I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself# He points to himself with his thumb. "#Today's music ain't got the same soul# He starts walking down the stairs while straightening his collar. #I like that old time rock and roll# He reaches the bottom of the stairs and turns left. #Don't try to take me to a disco#" He gets on his knees and starts air guitaring, unaware that the main doors open, and Maggie comes in, carrying a container of soup. #You'll never even get me out on the floor, In ten minutes I'll be late for the door# He gets up and moves his shoulders again. #I like that old time rock and roll, Still like that old time rock and roll# He soon spins around, only to stop when he notices Maggie standing there with an amused face. "#That kinda music just soothes the soul#" The song keeps going, but Tony doesn't continue.
"B.I.T.C.H." He simply said.
"#I reminisce about the days of old#" The music soon stops as Tony glares at Maggie.
"You realise, of course, now I'm going to have to kill you."