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It turns out when she's depressed, she resorts to the one thing she was comfortable with.
Being Lisa Simpsons Shadow.
Noami started slowly dressing like her, straightened her hair, removed all the individuality that she had when they first spoke and become just another copy of her.
However, she didn't get happier.
In fact, her mood plunged.
Why?
She decided to Google steps to a be happier you and read step number one.
[Cut off those who make you feel worse about yourself.]
She paused.
Worse?
But the only person she had in her life was Lisa and she brought her happ...
Then it hit her.
When was the last time she was happy hanging out with Lisa?
There wasn't a time.
And her and Lisa weren't Sisters anymore.
Sure, their souls may have once shared the same cell but if they took a blood test now it would come back negativity.
Why was she sticking around when she felt awful everytime they met?
It then occurred to her that she was mentally picturing her mother scolding her about why she doesn't talk to her sister anymore.
But it was just a picture in her head because they didn't know.
And if she wished it, she can live a life where she would never see Lisa or any Simpson, again.
Lisa.
She was a bright person who was kind, but Noami realised that with her around she would never discover or be comfortable with who she really was.
Through their interaction she learned, that she wanted to play dolls like the other girls and not play Malibu Stacy goes to university.
She wanted to see hot shirtless guys blowing stuff up, not see a three hour documentary on dolphins.
And did she actually hate the sound of Lisa voice?
Everytime that girl opened her mouth, she felt the colour in the world drain.
And the worst part was, if she brought up any of her critisms, Lisa would never ease up because her wonderful parents had her back.
Thanks to those too, she was just going to be yet another person, trying to change what was perfect.
Yes having no lasting friends and eating alone was perfect.
Noami realised she can ghost her right now and she would probably forget about her in a month.
It's not like the girl knew where she lived anyway.
So she did just that, she blocked her on her phone and blocked her online as well.
Then she changed her hair back to the way she liked it and felt like a weight had been lifted from her.
This felt right.
She read step 2.
[Elemimate anything that gives you stress.]
Stress.
She thought about the school that she was running and decided that it had to go.
Ti be honest, she didn't really know what was doing and that school wouldn't become profitable unless students started winning awards and who knows how much that would cost her to make such award winning people?
How much would it cost her to get just one classmate with real history?
So she closed it doen and decided to go homeschool for a while.
Step 3.
[If possinle, change your enviroment to a place you know you'll be happier]
She read this and decided to move.
She certainly wasn't too crazy about staying in Springfield.
So she decided to move to Waverly Hills, like her dad did, that one time.
At least she knew that city was trying to make it's residence happier.
She moved.
However, this time, she was near the train station which was more upperscale then that place.
There was no way she could afford the places on TV so she swallowed the higher bills.
When she moved, despite the train noises, she already could feel the move working as she was in a place that she thought she can truly be Noami.
Step 4.
[Explore the new enviroment and buy something you genuinely want]
Reading this, she began to plan a tourist journey to get as close as possible to all the famous people and buildings she wanted to see.
The next day, she went out with her backpack and phone number two, she hit the famous streets while posting on social media.
It was a whole new experience where she was can see how the glamorous and famous live while being an absolute nobody.
And she found out, that people were more willing to spend time with kids then adults.
She saw a couple of celebrity's shake off adults like flies while she managed to get a photo.
She was also more allowed into certain places while adults who clearly didn't have prestigue were thrown out.
And for the first time in her life, she got social media followers and suddenly understand why Lisa was looking at these numbers.
Who knew that just watching it go up would could cause such satification?
From the comments, she decided to livestream her route so people can see that she was really in Weaverly Hills.
Famous people and places really were everywhere around her.
People seem to really like being able to recognise certain things from her route.
And due to popular demand, she had lunch at a popular sandwich place.
The food was overpriced but you didn't come here for the food, you came for the decore and the famous person trying to hid in the back.
Noami changed her online status to living in Weaverly Hills and fell in love with the shopping district.
Your certainly not going to find the Simpsons every day outfits here, plus there was no voice making her feel guilty for liking it.
She decided to run with her desire to look beyond the clothes and began asking around about any clothes they could reccomanded.
The store was more then happy to help her look nice.
She decided to ask her followers for feedback on the outfits that were giving to her.
If the majority liked it, she was buying it.
It was always great to have a second opinion and she got the feeling that none of the workers were going to tell her a thousand dollar item looked bad on her.
She brought four outfits in total and they still cost just over a 1000 combined.
Well, there goes half of her saving when she was around Lisa.
She paid by card.
The cashier was all smiles when it went through and she continued walking and then she saw it.
Spiffanys jewellery store.
She had always wanted Spiffanys jewellery.
Her sister did.
Her mother did.
But she didn't no if she should get something so pricey.
She asked her followers if she should go in and they all said yes.
She went in and they all saw her looking around.
She soon realised that she wanted something that didn't have a copy just waiting at the back.
Her desire took her to request a special crafted Jewellery and she ended up making a request for a pendent that spelled 'Noami'.
It would truly be her's.
It cost almost a 1000 to do.
She agreed to paid for it and put in her contact info, finger print and even social media and recieved a receipt telling her to come back a few days later for it.
She left the store and went home, she felt the day shopping but even though she lost so much money, she oddly didn't regret it.
A few days later, she was smart enough to hide her box in a normal shopping bag and took it home with her.
She took a picture of the pendent and casing for social media and a photo of her wearing it.
She recieved lots of likes and positive feedback.
The pendent wasn't just a pendent, it was one of a kind and would always be identified as hers.
Lisa would never be the rightful owner of this item.
Noami then told her followers that she was thinking about what school to go to and they sent her links to the local schools while begging her to show them more.
She saw that a lot of Springfield Elementary school kids were following her now.
Now, she needed to make a family so she can actually register for the sch-
She saw that there was an item that allowed herself to be inserted without the parents history being shown at all.
Oh.
However, her problems weren't over, the school she wanted to go to, Waverly Hills Elementary, would surely still remember the Simpsons siblings.
Especially Lisa.
Dear God.
She was sure, many kids would think she was her and punish her for it.
But the school was so good in everything else that she couldn't just gloss over this.
So she came up with a plan.
A very complicated plan that was so effective that people had to see her as Noami.
Which took her to the last step.
Step 5.
[Surround yourself with a strong support system]
She needed a mother.
At first she imagined the very image of Marge Simpsons but then she saw all the complaints people had about her.
Also, would she be able to live with hearing that voice for hours on end when she was now alive?
She didn't know and didn't want to find out.
So she spent two days researching and ended up making a gorgous blond young women with a beautiful white streak on her head so there was no mistaken her, blue eyes who was 24 and French.
The women was both culturally enriching and easy on the senses.
Also she had a cute nickname for her which was 'Mon chou' which meant 'My sweet Bun' in French.
She named her, Eve Lola Skylark.
And lastly she added a little baby brother called Jamie Eric Skylar, he had brown hair.
She added a little brother because she saw how Maggie cheered up those who were sad and wanted that.
He also had his mother's white streak in his hair.
And why not her too?
If she really wanted to be unique, wouldn't she stand out from the many blonds who littered this town if her white streak was natural?
She gave herself the white streak with an excited smile.
She was truly experimenting here.
Then she spent two days, adding a room for Eve and getting stuff for the new additions.
She really enjoyed this since she had seen how constricted things were in the Simpsons house.
She was sure, Maggie would love a room full of toys and big cute animals.
She was also sure that her former mother would love to make sure she looked good.
And then she built a sound proof room and put excerise equipment in and had Eve by an excerise trainer.
The women wasn't against this.
In her bio, Eve stated she was married, had two kids and that yes, her white streak in her hair was real.
Noami posted a fake baby picture of the woman as a baby vs now.
Noami was sure with Eve looks and voice, the account would grow quickly.
And to sweeten the growth, Eve promised to sing at 1 Million.
Then Noami chose a date for her to started at Weaverly Hills Elementary.
Well, she underestimated how quickly Eve would burst into popularity what with her smiling, enjoying life, dance breaks and having an incredible body in Activate wear that women wished they can enviously rock.
Neither she or the Simpsons had anything on Eve social media growth as she seemed to gain at least several thousand per day.
In a week, Eve had reached 1 million subscribers which was incredible.
And as promised, the women decided to do a live stream thanking everybody for the success and then told everybody she was going to sing as promised and was going to sing 'Best Thing I ever had by Beyonce' and began.
Her voice was amazing.
Eve unleashed her powerful voice on the internet and the only reason Noami heard it beyond the door was because she was watching the livestream on his phone with her earphones in.
She watched in real time as the comments were blown away by Eve singing voice and the viewership exploded so hard that the woman become front page on the website.
And the women was enjoying herself.
Eve smile was infectious.
In the middle of it, the woman changed the chorus to fluent french making this version truly hers.
By the last verse, Eve really gave it her all in belting that last part out showing just how powerful her vocal could be and finished like honey in their ears.
The woman finished and thanked everybody for watching her.
Noami and a lot of people noticed that the women voice was a bit harsh showing she had really pushed it but it went away when she had some water from her water bottle and the womans 'to die for' voice returned at full volume.
Eve finished her stream.
The next day, Eve had gone more then a bit viral, the women social media account was sitting at a cool 32 Million by the time they checked it with her latest video, ruling the internet.
The women was a star.
This women was her mother. Noami realised.
Eve posted a video of mother and son dancing with Eve version of the song in the background, showing that Eve white streak did carry over.
Everytime, Noami refreshed, the views went up at least 100,000.
Eve took her to her first day of school, in their new car Noami had brought when the woman was nearing thr 1 Million mark.
And as expected, the students clearly remembered Lisa.
Despite Noami going out of her way to do the exact opposite of what Lisa did in those few days, even going so far as retouch her makeup in the bathroom, nobody truly talked to her.
In fact, she had people making fun of her lame disguise and how her hair was trying too hard.
She had her earphones in and ignored everybody.
At lunch time, she was shut out of the cafeteria with only the
Chairs near the smelly bins available.
This was defiantly a shut out.
The popular girls looked at her with a smirk, however, she pretend like she didn't even see and went to eat outside.
People continued ignoring her.
When school ended and she began to approach those doors, she heard a commotion.
She soon that students were freaking out as they saw Eve, standing in front of a car in just short shorts, a tshirt and sneakers.
Very 20s.
Students were taking pictures and tweeting, including the popular girls.
So imagine the pride she felt when she walked up to the famous young woman and instead of looking at her like she was a random kid wanting an autograph, she looked at her with love and said. "Mon chou. (My sweet Bun) How was school?" Hugging and kissing her.
The lively place became silent immediantly.
Noami said, ignoring it. "It was okay, Mom."
"Mom!?" She heard several students say behind her in shock.
She had to stop herself from smiling hugely as she said. "Although it was a bit weird. " Getting in with the woman and seeing Jamie strapped to the back and unseen by the tinted windows.
She didn't even look out the window.
She knew, she wouldn't be able to hide her satisfaction from seeing their faces so she turned away.
Tommorow was going to be interesting.
Eve drove off and she didn't see people come to the realisation that her disguise wasn't a disguise at all and she was actually the famous Eve biological daughter.
Noami looked at her gorgous young mom and in the back of the car was her baby brother giggling and blowing kisses.
She smiled.
This was defiantly better.
Meanwhile, a young girl in the town of Springfield was crying her eyes out in her room as she realised, the girl she thought would be in her life forever, had ghosted her.
Her parents, outside the room, looked on in concern.
Homer Simpson said. "I'll get the 'Ghosting Lisa' file"
And Marge said. "Please, Homer be quick."
Today was going to be one of those days again.
They really thought that Noami was the one.
Guess they were wrong.