Dry Bowser was running from a bunch of angry Chain Chomps in the Fossil Falls area of the prehistoric Cascade Kingdom, crossing across the stone bridge as he chucked several of his bones back at the Chain Chomps in an attempt at getting them off his bony tail.

"Sheesh... these things just don't know when to quit, huh?" Dry Bowser muttered to himself as he shook his head.

Suddenly Dry Bowser stopped right in front of a snoozing Tyrannosaurus Rex, glancing back at the Chain Chomps approaching him as he turned to the T-Rex, a smirk coming onto his face. Dry Bowser began chuckling to himself while rubbing his skeletal hands together

"Oh ho... looks like I found the perfect pet to unleash onto these pests." Dry Bowser said as he quickly climbed onto the sleeping T-Rex's back, tapping the realistic dinosaur on the head as he woke up the T-Rex, who roared loudly as he stomped towards the Chain Chomps, who yelped as they turned around and fleed.

Dry Bowser watched with a confident smirk as the T-Rex munched down on the Chain Chomps proving that they were no longer the biggest threats in Dry Bowser's world. But then he heard the snarl of a Big Chain Chomp behind him, who barked loudly as she chased after Dry Bowser, who went through a portal that led directly into New Donk City.

"I didn't ask for this!" Dry Bowser snapped as he quickly snatched one of the yellow taxi cabs and took off, the Big Chain Chomp knocking the various vehicles to the sides as it followed Dry Bowser's bony scent.

The human citizens of New Donk screamed as they all ran away from the Big Chain Chomp, who was zigzagging across the city in an effort to snatching up Dry Bowser, who was determined to keep away. Just when things couldn't get worse, the taxi was snapped in the air by a T-Rex, who somehow came across the portal as it shook the cab, causing Dry Bowser to fall off and his bones to get separated as a result. Dry Bowser's skull bounced away from his scattered bones as he watched the T-Rex roar at the Big Chain Chomp, who stopped in her tracks as she turned around and began bouncing away, being chased by the much larger predator, with the modern metropolis now needing a lot of money to fix up the property damage done to it.


"Bing Bing, Wahoo!" Mario exclaimed as he was jumping as usual, you see, going through the city of New Donk in style.

"Whoa, Mario! Slow down!" Cappy laughed as he tried to hang on to Mario's brown hair.

"This is gonna be funny," A Boomerang Bro stated to a Hammer Bro as they were on a skyscraper, watching Mario jump from building to construction zone.

"What are you gonna do?" The Hammer Bro asked as he was juggling his hammer.

The Boomerang Bro smirked as he chucked his boomerang right at Cappy, who Mario had just tossed in an attempt at capturing a bird, only for the boomerang to collide and sent cappy right back to Mario, who then got sucked into Cappy as they both vanished into nothing. The Hammer Bro was left speechless as the Boomerang Bro laughed his ass off at the very feet for which he had just did.


"And there they go!" A green shelled Lakitu announced as he was watching the New Donkers in their crazy taxis taking off. "No one knows who;s going to take the lead, but boy cn I tell you that it's going to be an exciting race here in New Donk, where things are always ridonkulous and-"

"Is that a plumber jumping on the cabs?" A red shelled Lakitu commented as he spotted Luigi jumping on top of the caps, the two Lakitus glancing at each other in disbelief.

"Hey, I can have fun with my jumping skills too!" Luigi exclaimed, only to lose control of his flutter as he fell on the road and got flattened by the speeding taxi cabs, breaking his bones in the process.