"Rolling around at the speed of sound..." Sonic The Hedgehog sung to himself as he was doing exactly that, passing by the human beings that were the New Donkers as suddenly everything turned red, with people, objects, and buildings being distorted as the blue hedgehog gawked in disbelief. "Agh! What the? What's going on?"
"Humph. Pathetic," The jackal with infinite power called Infinite (how original) stated as he suddenly floated right in front of Sonic, his right hand on his mask since no one cared who he was until he put on the mask. "The fastest thing alive... can't even get out of gravity."
"...If I pull that off, will you die?" A random white New Donker male with blonde hair asked as he squinted his eyes.
"It will be... extremely painful," Infinite stated as he then chucked the human man high into the distorted red sky of darkness.
"You're a big jerk," A New Donker black girl shouted as she was then force choked by Infinite.
"For you, perhaps." Infinite stated as he began laughing, proceeding to terrorize the city of New Donk to his endlessly evil pleasure.
Arceus hummed the Jump Up Superstar theme to himself as he calmly was playing a round of chess with himself in one of the remote corners of New Donk City, using his psychic mind to move the opposite black pieces. A female Sigilyph then approached him, flapping her wings above the air as there were several disjointed red girders sticking out of the landmass for which Arceus was resting on, with there being various wild Pokemon in the background jumping around the girders populating the city's bustling skyline consisting of them and modern skyscrapers.
"Sir, are you going to do anything about the wild Pokemon roaming around the city?" The female Sigilyph asked as she blinked, being concerned in spite of her facial expressions not exactly being clear about it. "The mayor won't like it..."
Arceus shifted his head to the female Sigilyph, shaking his head in response as several small yellow butterflies flapped by his face, the pedals from the countless colorful flowers passing by his llama shaped body. "Not really. I don't think Pauline would mind one bit. What's the rush? Just because we're in a city doesn't mean we have to go fast all the time. Learn to take things slow."
"...Well, the Pokemon I mentioned attacking." The female Sigilyph commented as she continued flapping her yellow wings. "If we don't do something soon, things may get more violent..."
Arceus closed his eyes as he sighed. "Well, it's not like this story is exactly lacking in action... or content, so to speak."
"But sir...! A-aren't you concerned?" The female Sigilyph continued, being worried as she began flapping her wings faster. "Don't you think that things may be taken a bit too far?"
"...Nah. It don't matter." Arceus stated as a gaggle of different Pokemon all suddenly jumped and attacked him, the Pokemon God using his godlike powers to make them faint in an instant as he opened his eyes. "None of this matters."
Waluigi was in his humble apartment in New Donk City, with it being a rainy night in the bustling modern city of donking as he was watching old classic movies set in New York City, munching on popcorn as he had all sorts of sports equipment surrounding him on his walls and furniture, with most of the room being colored purple.
"Man, this reminds me of the time I was in Manhattan..." Waluigi stated as he was noticing a particular scene involving a taxi cab chase.
Just as Waluigi was about to think back, suddenly a washing machine appeared out of the fabric of time and space within his apartment. Waluigi squinted his eyes as he approached the bizarre washing machine, with it opening up and spouting out the Rabbids, who all landed right on top of the tall lanky purple man. Waluigi groaned as he squinted his eyes, looking around him as he clenched his fists.
"What are you doing in my apartment?" Waluigi snapped as he grabbed his purple tennis racket and began smashing the Rabbids, his rage having suddenly popped up.
"Wait, hold on, stop!" A Rabbid in a black top hat with a monocle spoke up using a British accent as he waved his rabbit hands. "We Rabbids mean no harm! We just came from a treacherous trip through the space time continuum!"
"...Wah?" Waluigi commented in confusion as he tilted his head in confusion, with the other Rabbids all laughing as they started shouting 'Bwah'.
Suddenly the apartment began to break apart, with Waluigi in disarray as the Rabbids all fled, the entire building coming down. Emerging out of the rubble, Waluigi looked on to see the Rabbids wreaking havoc in the city, jumping and climbing across the countless construction girders as they were all laughing maniacally, enjoying the chaos they were making from their general presence.