"Hey Marsha." Kazooie taunted; intentionally misspelling the name while walking by for the Breegull bird knew exactly what it was that she was doing since it was very easy to piss off such an annoying bitch like the Aegis blade that couldn't handle anything so much to the point that she changed herself precisely for this reason and we're getting off track.
"Ugh what do you want bird?" Mythra complained while being forced to fan away her flatulence for she was blessed with the curse of continuous farts.
Kazooie casually walked up to Mythra and pecked both of the boobs, which in turn made Mythra embarrassingly flat as a result.
"Y-YOU BITCH!" Mythra screamed for she attempted to attack Kazooie in rage only for her to suddenly go blasting through the ceiling via her farting.
"Have fun with that Martha." Kazooie squawked in laughter for she then took off, flapping her feathery wings in satisfaction. "You're gonna need a burn heal to recover from that mess!"
"I just can't seem to stop." Pyra admitted in a sad tone for she felt her farts getting hotter and causing quite a sear through her stinky outfit.
"You try to just hold it in?" A Mii Fighter suggested while walking by doing various punches in the air for nough reason yes.
Pyra puffed up her face cheeks and attempted just that; yet her grumbling gut wouldn't have it and just caused it to explode right out of her, which in turn caused flames to go everywhere.
"You think those new girls will learn to control their flatulence?" Master Hand murmured while watching Pythra rip ass on their DLC stage.
Crazy laughed. "I doubt it if any of the other girls are a consideration!"
"Why does this keep happening?" Pyra cried in pain upon feeling her scorching sharts burn her up for she switched into Mythra only for her messy methane to turn sloppy. "I swear being promoted to playable was probably the worst thing that could have happened to me if I knew this was going to happen!"