"Why can't we stop?" Mythra screamed for she could feel how painful it was in her blade butt to be farting so much.
"I think we might have had a bit too much Christmas goodies..." Pyra mumbled in embarrassment since she had the case of the scorching farts that were setting everything around her on fire as a result.
"Anyone want to stop them before they end up doing real damage?" Lucina nervously asked while wearing a Santa costume since she accidentally let out a fart herself.
Kazooie scoffed while placing various Breegull eggs around the nests near the much smaller Christmas trees; enjoying this. "Eh they're going to end up causing trouble even if they weren't literal gas tanks."
It was another embarrassing night at the stinky methane filled building with the Aegis blade girls continuing to rip ass for eventually they got kicked out; Pythra found themselves wandering the snowy streets of Onett when they spotted Captain Toad farting by a fire.
"Hey I recognize you!" Pyra exclaimed upon running up to the smelly Toad Brigade leader; being propelled by her pyro poots. "What are you doing out here in the cold?"
"Ah you know; treasure tracking wherever I can find bassy booty!" Craptain Toad laughed upon fanning his tuba toots since he started blushing. "What are you girls out here for?"
Mythra puffed up her face cheeks with her arms folded while her flatus started to turn sloppy. "Those cheap jerks kicked us out of the building for being too stinky or whatever BS they want to make up."
"Ha! I can relate to that!" Braptain Toad responded upon nodding his mushroom capped head while his breaking wind filled up his pooped pants. "The reason for my love of adventuring is because I end up having to take leave of wherever I am! You get used to it though!"