"I have one question before all of the bloodshed starts Zabuza."

"What is it brat?''

"How old are you?"

"I'm 26, why?"

"Wow, 26 years old and you're still a virgin."

Everybody on the bridge couldn't help but lose their fighting stances as they all gawked at the goggle wearing boy.

"I mean it is obvious that you are trying to compensate for small genitalia with such a huge sword.

You try to project that you're a symbol of masculinity when you clearly must be sporting a senbon in your pants."

By this time, Zabuza was shaking with rage; Raiga was laughing; the Demon Brothers looked at their claws and then to their crotches, to which they then looked at each other and gave satisfied nods.

All that could be known about the masked fake Hunternin was slack arms and neck extended towards Zabuza most likely with his mouth agape.

"I have to say that I am proud that I have a male sensei that doesn't need a piece of metal bigger than himself.

Though I'm willing to bet Kurenai-sensei is happier about that than me."

Said kunoichi was now redder than Hinata, and Asuma just felt like he needed something a lot stronger than a cigarette.

"Though I am still trying to draw a conclusion about Kakashi-sensei. He doesn't even need weapons yet his face is always covered like it is hideous and is always reading IchaIcha rather than trying to create his own chapters with a real woman. This warrants further investigations."

Kakashi was sure that the kunai in his hand was going to snap in two from how hard he was gripping it.

"I deduced that you are still a virgin because you are afraid of women laughing at how small..."

Whatever Naruto wanted to say after that was drowned out by the swordsman's yell of fury.

And the second one by Knyght It was late in the night and Kakashi was on his way to buy the newest edition of icha icha, when he saw a mob of villagers surrounding Naruto.

He though it could be an attack until one villager yelled "Praised be Sponge-sama!", then he saw a blind villager going toward Naruto asking the 'priest of Sponge-sama' to heal his eyes.

Naruto quickly poured some water in his sponge and threw it to the man face sloshing it, quickly the man yelled

"I can see! Praised be Sponge-sama"

Kakashi kept walking muttering under his breath "I didn't see that. I know I should have pre-ordered the newest edition, the lack of new icha icha is rotting my brain"