The Guardian's Kitsune
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NarutoxHarem
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''Normal Speech''
Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, or reading passages from books and scrolls
(Quick Notes and Messages or Echoes…Songs you go to Youtube and play. )
(Dark over lapping echoes)
''Boss Summons, Demons, Dark beings speaking, Demonic/Angry characters Speaking as well as extremely Dark spells and Magic.''
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Story Start
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Sunday
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Naruto and Will were in the back yard area of his home. It was the two of them and the blond was instructed the petite cutie.
"Naruto...I'm kinda nervous." Will bit her lip, inclining her face towards him as a faint blush stained her cheeks.
Naruto smiled as he reassuringly told her, ''We're just taking it slow. No reason to be nervous.''
They were standing under one of the large Sakura Trees as a calm breeze blew over them, making the light pink petals fall from the tree limbs like rain. Not too far away were the large human sized wooden dummies.
"What if I mess up? What if I can't even nail the dummy?" She stared at the silver shurikens in her hand. A skittish expression lingered on her face.
"Will," he smiled, reaching in front of him and rubbing her shoulders with gentle hands, "Every art has a different learning curve with different intervals for different people. Everything takes times to master. From cooking to mastering martial arts. Trust me, my shinobi tools usage was abysmal when I started out. Do you think I was raining hell upon my enemies with pinpoint deadly accuracy when I first got my hand on Shuriken?''
''I suppose not...'' Will shook her head. "You're right. We all need to start somewhere."
"Exactly." He wrapped his arms around her, his right hand over hers as he steadied the throwing star. ''Focus...just relax and breathe...''
'Relax...and breathe...' She parroted as she took a deep breathe and exhaled.
''When you launch a throwing star the power comes from the wrist, not the arm. You have to have the endurance not to tire out and the dexterity to rapidly launch the flicks in quick successions. The best shinobi rely on deception, cunning, and speed. Cutting your opponent down before they can even began to comprehend.'' Naruto then moved the position of the Shuriken so Will was hanging onto the point. ''You can hold onto the point or the center.''
''Is there a difference?'' She spoke up, trying to get a feel from the light ninja star.
''The point will give you more strength at certain moments while the center gives you more accuracy, but it is more difficult to pull off. Now give it a try.'' He said gesturing to the dummy. The dummy had four circles. A Bulls-eye for ten points, a second circle for 7.5, a third for 4 points and the last one for a single point. Flicking her wrist, Will launched the Shuriken which managed to land just inside the single point circle.
Naruto gently massaged her shoulders. ''It takes time to become proficient. I just want you to get a feel first of handling these weapons first. Now for the right execution you grip it securely between your thumb and finger, and relax. The deeper the shuriken in your hand, the harder your throw must be.''
This time when Will tossed it the throwing star bounced off the wood with a thunk. She sighed and asked, ''What am I doing wrong now?''
''You put too much emphasis on the launch than the throw...''
Seeing her confusion he took a Shuriken from his pouch and demonstrated. ''It's not about throwing it like you would a Frisbee. It's about the force of your hand that makes it slide out of its perch. There are many different ways to throw. Some prefer underhanded when you flick your hands in ascended motion while others prefer the more traditional method.'' Naruto let the steel star fly from his grip as it hit the space between the Bulls-eye and second circle.
''You'll get it in time.'' He said handing her another Shuriken.
Will took a deep breath as if she were steadying herself. Naruto Will's now stiff posture, "C'mere you." He beckoned her over.
"What? What is it?"
"Just come here," he coaxed in a soft voice.
Will turned to Naruto who wrapped his arms around her once more, cupping her chin and pulling her in for a brief, sweet kiss. He was glad to see a smile on her lips after they parted.
''Don't be so down on yourself for something so simple.'' He told her as Will visibly relaxed.
''It's because it's something so simple I'm down. What good am I if I can't even fight?'' She was once more feeling rather apprehensive and unsure of herself.
''Hey!'' He snapped, cupping her chin once more. ''You need to stop second guessing yourself. The girls look to you as their leader. I know we haven't been able to make any much progress in your natural power Quintessence or Absolute Power, but that doesn't mean you yourself can't be dangerous. Besides, maybe your forte is close range combat. Twin daggers sound more your forte?''
''I don't know...you're the teacher.'' She answered with a shrug.
''Hhm you're right and as your teacher I assist you stay after class for extra credit.'' He said withh a grin.
Will's features softened and her lips curled into a subtle smile. ''Oh really?''
''Oh yes, a lot of hands on practice sort of extra credit.'' He pulled her with him as they fell to the ground. Will cried out Naruto's name and squeaked as he nipped at her neck causing her to shutter.
The two of them started to mess around a bit, wrestling to see who could come out on top. After rolling around a bit Will ended up straddling Naruto's waist.
''Ha! And once again Will Vandom comes out on top!'' She exclaimed, smiling.
Naruto couldn't help but grin, ''Well someone's certainly become bold.''
Realizing the position they were in Will's cheeks flushed a light pink. That gave Naruto the distraction he needed to roll them over. ''But this is just as good...'' He whispered in her ear.
They were so caught up they didn't notice Karmine enter the training area.
''Hey Will, your mom just called and...Whoa! Sorry to disturb you two!'' He said turning around and heading back the way he came. ''Remember to use protection!" He cackled out, ignoring the cries and explanation the two tried to offer as they jumped away from each other.
''Can't he go one day without ruining the moment?'' The Penako asked in a huff. She was beginning to enjoy the feeling of Naruto on top of her. She then mentally chided herself for such perverted thoughts.
''That's Karmine for you. He can't go a day without ruining someone else's day. Wanna go switch his toothpaste with Superglue?''
Will blinked at this. Wouldn't that be dangerous. ''Isn't that poisonous?''
''He's gifted like we are. What he lacks in power he makes up in other areas like healing factor.''
Well as long as it wouldn't seriously hurt the man, ''Sure, why not...'' She answered with a shrug.
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Monday had once again rolled around. Today the students were going to be attending a sex-education class. Why? Because two students were caught getting nasty in a broom closet. So classes were cut in half that day so after lunch a class dedicated to teaching students safe sex would be done. Naruto and Will were walking to class when Irma suddenly glomped the blond and kissed him. They were both alarmed slightly, but then caught sight of that guy whom was crushing on the Water Guardian, Martin Tubbs. He looked crushed when he saw the kiss.
Irma broke the kiss and said, ''Right on time.'' She said with a grin as she trailed his chin with a finger.
''A little forewarning next time would be nice. Not that I'm complaining,'' Naruto responded with a cheeky grin.
Will shifted uncomfortably at this change, still trying to come to terms with the situation. She knew she agreed to this, but it was a bit difficult to watch her boyfriend be intimate with another girl even if the reason was to rebuff that girl's admirerer. ''Come on... we have class and don't want to be late,'' She stated walking off ahead.
Naruto sighed and followed after. He knew that it would still take Will some time to get used to this situation. Things only got increasing unusual during class. Embarrassment, Laughter, weirdness and a mixture of angst was what filled the class room.
The teachers though, definitely did not help the atmosphere. A tall, well endowed, and attractive Blonde. She looked no longer then maybe 24 or 25 and was quite tall. Maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, the height expected from a super model, though this woman was no anorexic. Low and behold the other one was none other than Karmine.
Naruto had to admit he was surprised Karmine added being a teacher to his docket. Than again the man was a much longer lived traveler than him and having a substitute teacher on your resume gave you access to plenty of academies and school which would be useful if he needed to contact the guardians.
Still this was a sex-ed class which was an embarassing topic for teenagers to discuss.
Naruto and Will among the entire class looked like they would rather be anywhere but there.
''I know most of you kids would rather be anywhere but here, but with the increase of teenage pregnancies and STDs it's obvious that the school and your parents aren't giving you the proper education. That's right I said it. The blame is with the parents. I hate it when the parents blame TV for influencing their children and not taking any responsibility for their failing themselves." If there was one thing Karmine hated than it was people who never took responsibilities for their own failing. Parents who fail to instill proper values in their children was rather high on the list. Keeping them away from all programming that isn't rated G and never allowing them to experience the real world was what left to a lot of soft kids who got bullied. "This whole too embarrassed to talk to you because they feel uncomfortable or how things were done in their day is idiotic. So me and Miss Ada Ricci here will be answering questions and such. Now who here has seen a porno?'' He bluntly asked, the sound of several necks snapping as all attention focused on him in disbelief filled the room.
''Mister Karmine I don't think that's appropriate...'' Miss Ricci started only to be interrupted by Kuiinshi.
''See, Miss Ricci this is what I'm talking about. You can't be afraid to dig deep. If parents are going to be upset fine. Somebody has to have the balls to explain to these kids all the facts.
What good is telling them the parts they don't have and that's its natural to be attracted to each other and...that's it? How about how to avoid getting STDs and I don't mean putting condom on a Banana. I mean actually educating these kids.'' The use of logic and common sense were favorites in the man's repitore. It made arguing against him a pain in the ass.
Karmine turned his attention back to class. ''Now it's perfectly normal to be sexually curious. I plenty sure a lot of you kids played 'doctor' with your friends when you were little. It's society with their whole, 'that's not right' and making bikinis for girls under age ten that are sexualizing everything and not the children themselves that lead to a bunch of mix messages that confuse young minds. When you have the two extremes of sexual provocaty on one side and religious fevor chastization on the other that leads to a mix of confusing facts and opinions that leave you all uninformed and unsure and I will be sure to fix that. Now it's normal to check out risque material of guy on girl or for you guys girl on girl...''
There was a cheer from the majority of the guys at that mentioning, ''Yes...nice huh?" His dry tone almost silenced the cheering, "But people are sick and demented. I mean extreme BDSM, Midget play, Feces Play, things with little children; suffice to say there are a lot of sick people out there. Which is why I volunteered to come talk to you kids and educate on stuff the previous generations seem to shy to discuss." As he listed off the more extreme stuff he was the ashen faces of some of the students who were disgusted and surprised that such stuff existed. "If any of you are going to watch porn I advise you never to watch these three videos. X-rated the Juugernut, Nah-Uh, Juggy you can't put that there, and my personal favorite' Jugg please get that stuff out my face. Trust me, you definitely don't want to see those.'' As he finished he noticed several people writing the names down.
Well it's not like he didn't warn them. If they didn't want to be scared for life they should have headed his warning. ''Masturbation!'' He randomly exclaimed as most of the students started snickering.
Will sighed and cradled her head in her hands. She was praying to God, or any deity in general in hopes Naruto's older brother wouldn't take notice of them. Unknown to her Naruto was doing the same.
Will glanced at the clock. Two hours. Two agonizing and dread induced hours. 'I'm not going to make it.'
She leaned over to Cornelia.
"Any chance you can provide a distraction while I run?"
"Not on your life. I don't want to become the focus of...that lecture.'' Cornelia said uninsured. She knew little of Naruto's guardian and didn't want to her name to pop up during this little sex talk.
''And guy's don't be selfish. If you're expecting your girl to go down on you please return the courtesy. I known some guys who were so bad I had to suggest to their girlfriends to draw a map. I know the clitoris is hard to spot the first time or so around without a helpful hint but come on. After a year it's embarrassing on your part; not to mention the frustration for the girlfriends. Those poor girls,'' Karmine said shaking his head as the laughter echoed throughout the classroom.
''He's talking about trying to give us a serious and informed discussion, but all he is doing is being a joke. This is so infuriating, Will! Irma and Hay Lin shut up!'' The blonde hissed at the girls who were laughing rather loudly. ''You're going to direct attention towards us.''
''I actually think his technique is fascinating,'' Taranee spoke up as she took the diagram that Karmine passed out that contained the picture of both anatomies and looked at it from all angles. ''The embarrassment and uncertainty is being washed away with laughter. The atmosphere isn't as tense as it was when this whole thing started. Did you know girls can 'orgasm' an untold number of times? When it's girl on girl how do you know when to stop?''
Will was gobsmacked at the perplexed and serious look on Taranee's face. Was her friend just messing with the sensitive girl or was she serious? She remembered on one occasion Taranee mentioned her parents being a bit over-protective, but just how protective. Will felt her face going red as she turned to Naruto.
'Help?'
Naruto looked at her and replied, ''I got nothing.' He mouth, a small twitch at his lips. Apparently he was trying not to laugh at Karmine's antics.
''Now is everyone relaxed? When I walked in you kids were like freaking rigid. But with this nice and calm atmosphere we can get serious. Miss Ricci would you like to add something?''
''Yes...'' she said unsure. She certainly had never met a person with such character. "Now, I'm sure you all know the basics by this point, so instead of filling this time telling you stuff you already know I'm going to open the floor for discussion."
She acknowledged a raised hand, a black haired boy with thin wire glasses in the fourth row, with a nod.''Mister...''
''Thomas, Thomas Rizzo.''
''Right Rizzo.'' She said as she noticed one of the female students shift uncomfortable. She noticed the boy next to her place a comforting hand on her shoulder and say something to her.
"Miss Ricci, we hear the same crap every year. Be careful. Use condoms. Don't have sex. Protect yourself. You're too young. Why are we too young?"
"Well let me ask you this, Thomas: Are you ready at the age of 17 to give up your life for the next 18 years to take care of another human being?"
Thomas, as well as the rest of the class, looked at him with wide eyes. "What do you mean?"
"When you have sex," Melissa said matter of factly, "You have a 50/50 chance of getting your partner pregnant."
"Well what about birth control and condoms?" Tyler, an African-American student asked.
"Shouldn't the chick take care of that?" Replied Jeff, a beefy football player.
"Only if you want to increase your odds of pregnancy to the 75/25 percent bracket," Karmine answered, jumping in. "Besides, one method doesn't always work. Pills are only about 97 effective and the condom might break. And safety is the responsibility of both parties. You do well to remember, and treated the other sex with respect as well. One day of fun which will be nothing like you envision it isn't worth 18 years of struggling, hardship, and problems that come to being a teenage parent; especially if you don't have much money. Heavens forbid if the girl involve has twins, triplets, or even more. ''
"But that's only if the girl gets pregnant, right?" Another Jock asked.
"There are other consequences," Melissa spoke up. "Are you ready to deal with the possibility of getting an STD? Something you'll have to deal with for the rest of your life? Some of them have pretty disgusting and down right painful symptoms. Not to mention that if you get one, you should tell every partner you ever have so that they don't get infected."
''Which brings to the different kinds!'' Karmine said as he opened up a folder and placed several images on the board. ''I'll be covering three of the more well known Bacterial STDs. First is the Chlamydia Infection or Chlmydia for sort. It's a major disease that affects the human genital and eyes. Chlamydia can be transmitted during vaginal, anal, or oral sex, and can be passed from an infected mother to her baby during vaginal childbirth.''
''How can you tell if you're effected? And is it different between the sexes?'' Taranee questioned as she grimaced at the Chlamydia damaged images of the genitals from Karmine's pictures.
''Well Miss Cook to answer your question this STD is known as the Silent Epidemic because in most cases the symptoms aren't often shown in women. And yes it's different between the sexes. Symptoms which include a painful or burning sensation when urinating, an unusual discharge from the penis, swollen or tender testicles, or fever.'' Most of the males shuttered and covered their junk at that.
A few of them started to talk amongst themselves, mainly the jocks who were looking rather anxious.
'' If left untreated, it is possible for Chlamydia in men to spread to the testicles causing epididymitis, which in rare cases can cause sterility if not treated within 6 to 8 weeks. In men, infection of the urethra is usually symptomatic, causing a white discharge from the penis with or without pain on urinating. Occasionally, the conditions spreads to the upper genital tract in women causing pelvic inflammatory disease a generic term for infection of the uterus, fallopian tubes, and/or ovaries.
PID can cause scarring inside the reproductive organs, which can later cause serious complications, including chronic pelvic pain, difficulty becoming pregnant, and other dangerous complications of pregnancy. If untreated, chlamydial infections can cause serious reproductive and other health problems with both short-term and long-term consequences.'' During the explanation he began handing out notebooks. In these note books are terms, definitions, and notes that detail in explicit detail and simpler terms what I'm talking about.''
Following that Karmine also explained about Gonorrhea, another STDs that dealt with symptoms such as painful discharge, frequent urination or difficulty urinating; the former in the case of males or the latter in females along with several other nasty side effects and syphilis as well. When Naruto showed some pictures of Syphilis damage several students bolted from their chairs and bee-lined to the restrooms. Soon after the words the Fungal variations of Jock Itch and Yeast infection were covered along Paraistic Lice to name a few. Finally when it came to Viral; Hepitises, Herpes, and finally HIV/AIDs was covered.
"How do you know?" A girl suddenly asked in a whispery voice as the dark skinned man took a breather from his lecture.
"Know what?"
" If it's the right time and right person?''
''I'm afraid I can't tell you that. Of course your parents or religious head will suggest or tell you that right time is marriage, but I won't lie to you. When you feel it's the right time that's how you know. Only you can know.''
''Pfft whenever and whoever willing. Some dumb diseases is not going to keep me down. I have a future in the NFL!'' One of the Jocks exclaimed raucously as a couple of his knuckle-headed friends cheered.
''I guess we see whose going to be one of the first ones to have his penis fall off huh?'' A girl in all black stated.
''What was that freak?'' He returned.
''Enough!"' Karmine commanded, exerting a bit of his spirit. Nearly every student jerked and paid attention at the shout. ''Look guy that sort of thinking is going to screw you over in the long wrong. Quality is far more important then quantity. Laying with a fresh new face when your young seems like fun, but once you grow old and mature you began to look for companionship. Someone that completes. If you're just looking for a partner to satisfy your urges then it's nothing but pointless sex. I won't lie to you kids...yeah it's fun and feels good but after some time it becomes pointless and hollow. Sex is far better when passion is evolved and you learn that when you become my age.
''How old were you Mr. Tentai?'' One girl asked.
It suddenly got quiet as the students gave Karmine an expecting look.
''I don't think...'' Miss Ricci started, but was interrupted by Karmine.
''It's okay...''
''This is going a bit too far off topi...fine.'' She relented, her voice suddenly becoming dis-impassioned. To a lesser trained eye one would have missed the flash of something coming from Karmine's eyes.
''Before I answer, how many of you have had sex? I'd advise you to be honest as I'll put you on the spot if you don't! I'm excellent at reading body language and facial expressions!'' At this statement a fourth of the class put up their hands. Karmine, true to his word had put numerous students on the spot. Telling more then half the males to put their hands down. Fifteen, maybe twenty minutes had passed as Karmine relaid what could only be described as a 'Superman fuck' story. A story guys often elaborated with their friends that was clearly exaggerated.
''And as you can see this is why I don't like going anywhere with him,'' Naruto commented as they were finally let out of the class. Half an hour too late as Karmine had picked out students and started describing what kind of 'sex-types' they were.
''Won't he get in trouble if one of the students relaid what happen to their parents?''
''Probably. But knowing him he wouldn't have done and said what he did if he didn't have something in mind on how to avoid getting in trouble.''
''I'm just glad it's over...''
''Oh it's not over,'' Naruto began with a smirk. ''He'll probably tell your mom what an interesting day he had and she'll probably want to damage control and have 'a talk' with you.'' He finished explaining with a devious grin.
He said as Will froze in place.
For the first time ever Will Vandom had indulged in the Trope known as the 'Big No!' As her cry echoed throughout the school.
