Genzo looked at Nami. Nojiko looked at Nami. Nami looked at Genzo. Nami looked at Nojiko. The three came to a single definitive conclusion. Monkey D. Garp was crazy. In front of them, ships floated peacefully on the water. These weren't ordinary ships however, amongst the ships were marine battleships and ships bearing the flag of Whitebeard. The atmosphere was tense, to say the least.
"Sengoku"
"Newgate"
"Why are you here?"
"I was invited"
"Why are you here?"
"I was invited"
"Why on earth would anyone invite a boring marine like you!?" Whitebeard asked
"Boring! Why on earth would anyone invite an old man with only a mustache! Grow a beard like a man Newgate!" Sengoku responded
"HUUUHHHHH! I'll clip your wings you seagull!" Whitebeard threatened
One tick mark. Two.
"Seagull! Get over here and I'll show you who does the squashing you senile old man!" Sengoku yelled
"I'm the same age as you!" Whitebeard corrected
Three tick marks. Four. And snap. BONK SMASH. "The Strongest Man in The World" Whitebeard and the Fleet Admiral Sengoku lay on the ground defeated, with massive welts on their heads.
"A-N-Y-O-N-E E-L-S-E~?" Nami asked as a demonic aura that promised pain swirled around her.
Both the marines and pirates had absolute juggernauts. Veterans that had seen wars and dueled with the best of the best. Amongst these brave and powerful men and women, one thought reigned supreme "HELL NO."
"Oi Luffy you sure you'll be alright?" Ace asked, worried for his brother's safety
"SHISHISHISHISHI. Yeah, she's great." Luffy said
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Hearing the scream Ace and Luffy turned around and found their Grandfather was sweating bullets.
"What is it Garp-san?" Nami asked her evil aura completely dispelled
Garp started to sweat profusely. "I-I forgot to get a priest."
"Genzo~"
"Y-yes Nami"
"Who was in charge of sending out invitations?"
"G-Garp was"
"I see." Garp disappeared. His existence was reduced to atoms by the force of Nami's punch. "SO YOU'RE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE."
The marines prayed for their fallen hero. He was a brave, strong, incredibly stupid man.
"Aokiji, Kizaru dig him out." Tsuru ordered
"Is he still alive?" Aokiji asked
"Probably." She answered
And with that, the two admirals grabbed shovels and began to dig out the Hero of the Marines. But they were stopped by Nami who also punched them to the ground. Nami was on a warpath. Her wedding was about to be ruined by idiots. The only thing that would stop her would be if the wedding continued.
"Well, this is a problem. How are they supposed to get married if there isn't a priest!" Whitebeard whispered to Sengoku. The two feared that Nami might hear them.
Luckily just as he said those words a shadow with a large sword on his back appeared along with an old man with a scar on his eye, Dracule Mihawk, and Silvers Rayleigh had arrived. Sengoku was the first to spot them. He ignored Rayleigh as the sooner Nami's anger was quelled the more people would be left alive.
"Hawk-eye are you a priest?"
"Yes, why?"
"Marry those two" Sengoku said pointing to Nami and Luffy.
"Ok"
And thus the wedding could finally begin. The marines and pirates sat at opposite ends. Kept quiet by the promise of execution by Nami's fist. Garp sat in the front row, having recovered from his brush with death, alongside Genzo, Sengoku, Rayleigh, Makino, Dadan, and Whitebeard. Ace stood at Luffy's side as his best man. Nojiko emulated him as Nami's maid of honor.
"You wanna get married?" Mihawk asked the two.
"Yeah/Yep," Nami and Luffy responded.
"Ok kiss"
Luffy with no hesitation kissed a blushing Nami.
"You're married now. Congrats."
"Ok lets party everyone," Luffy exclaimed. Nami was unable to reprimand him as she was still dizzy from the kiss.
The wedding devolved into a partying mess. Pirates and marines alike mingled, fought over food, and got into the occasional fistfight. Amidst the chaos Rayleigh walked up to Luffy.
"Your name is Luffy correct"
"Yeah who are you old man"
'My name is Raleigh" he said laughing
"Nice to meet you, Rayleigh."
"I wanted to tell you that Shanks wanted to congratulate you on getting married"
Luffy's eyes became nostalgic at the mention of his hero.
"Well I best be going to get some booze before it runs out"
"Oi Rayleigh when you see him again tell him I'm going to be the Pirate King"
Rayleigh smiled at the young man. "So much like Roger," he thought. "I will"
While Luffy's conversation with Rayleigh was happening Nami was approached by Makino and Dadan.
"So you're the one who got Luffy to tie the knot. Did he bribe you or something," Dadan said
"Dadan! Luffy has plenty of good qualities," Makino said
"What. Look at her and then look at Luffy," Dadan said
Nami blushed at the compliment.
Makino sighed. "Sorry about her my name is Makino and this woman here is Dadan. We're like Luffy's aunt and mom"
"It's no trouble," Nami said
The three engaged in conversation until Luffy and Rayleigh finished.
"Well that's our queue," Makino said
"Make sure you enjoy your wedding night to the fullest," Dadan said smiling.
Nami blushed bright red.
"Dadan!" Makino lectured her while walking away.
Upon seeing Luffy Nami dragged him to the house. "Lucky jerk," thought every marine and pirate who was male and single. Luffy was indeed lucky. Nami and Luffy talked for hours while eating the buffet that Garp had snuck into the house. When they were tired the two went to sleep in the same bed for the first time as a married couple. Even while the two slept the party didn't end.
"Is this ok,' Aokiji asked as he observed pirates and marines partying together.
"Enjoy it. We won't have many days like this when that kid goes out to sea," Sengoku said.
"I guess your right," Aokiji replied.
As Nami was enjoying her honeymoon Nojiko was getting hit on by pirates and marines alike. Makino had become off-limits after Garp sent marine into the sky for daring to flirt with Makino. So that left Nojiko as the center of the men's attention. Her suitors were vast with the likes of Ace, Marco, Aokiji, and Kizaru the most prominent. It was safe to say everyone was enjoying themselves. On the outskirts of the wedding, Garp stood next to a hooded figure.
"You saw him"
"Yeah. She's a good-looking one. He has good tastes I'll tell you that."
"I'm guessing you enjoyed the wedding then."
"I liked the part when she punched Sengoku and Whitebeard."
"When are you gonna go."
"Now. I can't stay or else the marines will be all over me. I'll see you soon Old man."
A gust of wind and Monkey D. Dragon disappeared into the night leaving Monkey D. Garp staring at the stars.