It was Thursday evening at 6:50pm. Michael and ET were in the living room, watching TV. Michael had also just explained how television works to ET.

[ET] "Okay, so TVs have shows that you can watch."

[Gertie] "Be quiet everybody, the Dolly show is coming on."

[ET] "What's going on?"

[Michael] "It's a cartoon Gertie's been watching for a while now, it's based off that doll she has."

The alien followed this by looking at the doll in Gertie's hands. It light skin, a long sleeved light blue shirt, a magenta skirt, gray boots, white stockings, red hair, and big black button eyes. Gertie got that doll the previous Christmas, and despite what she thought, both Elliott and Michael were personally creeped out by it. ET couldn't argue, seeing how he felt uneasy.

[ET] "Well she looks scary."

[Gertie] "No she isn't, she's Dolly McDollyDoll, she's the nicest, sweetest, person ever."

Gertie pointed to the TV that was playing the Dolly show theme song.

[the TV] "She's really nice, and she's really sweet, her cheery personality just cannot be beat, her name's Dolly McDollyDoll and she's the best around, that's what this show's about!"

[Michael] "That's another thing, the song has the same melody as the hokey pokey, and it's REALLY annoying."

Gertie just stuck her tough out in response and turned back to the TV. Michael rolled his eyes and walked off, ET following him. Little did they know that near the edge of the moon, the alien overlord, We'Z'Knaw, who had attempted to take over the Earth days ago, was watching all of this from a little drone like machine to the remote in his hand.

[We'Z'Knaw] "Hmm, intresting, the plantineer and the older boy seem to have unpleasant thoughts on the girl's doll, something tells me the other boy feels the same way."

He scratched his head, thinking of how he could take advantage of this. When his idea hit him, he went to the spaceship's intercom.

[We'Z'Knaw] "Winions 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5, come to the control room, I have a new plan."

All 5 of his minions, or "winions" as he calls them, immediately marched into the room. They all looked like tinnier, less-mechanical, versions of We'Z'Knaw. Winion 1 had a claw instead of a hand on it's right arm, Winion 2 was really plumb, Winion 3 was the tallest, Winion 4 had shorter horns, but Winion 5 just looked normal, by compression to the other 4.

[Winion 2] "What do you have under your sleeve now, boss?"

[We'Z'Knaw] "I'm glad you asked, the little girl's doll is my ticket to defeating those four."

[Winion 5] "How is that?"

[We'Z'Knaw] "I'm glad you ask, if we can build a chip small enough to put on the doll's head, we can bring the doll to life and program it to off the boys and the plantineer. Then NO ONE will be able to stop me from ruling the Earth with an iron fist."

[Winion 1] "But what about the girl?"

[We'Z'Knaw] "I wouldn't worry about her. After all, she's the youngest out of all of them. While she is a threat when the four are together, if the other are gone, she won't be able to stand a chance. This plan is full proof!"

We shouted as he fell into maniacal laughter. His winions laughed along with him only for him to stop once he notices.

[We'Z'Knaw] "Well, that chip isn't going to make itself, get to it!"

[Winion 3] "You know, some help would be nice."

[We'Z'Knaw] "I don't know how to even program a VCR."

[Winion 3] "What the heck is that?"

[We'Z'Knaw] "It's a machine from Earth made for entertainment purposes that you put brick shaped objects in."

[Winion] "Oh, well come on guys, we better get to work."

And so after the next hour, the winions had finished creating the chip. They showed it to We'Z'Knaw who gave it to the drone from before and sent it to the Taylor home. It was already nighttime back on earth and everyone was asleep. It opened a window and flew into Gertie's room, who was sleeping with Dolly McDollyDoll in her arms. The drone took the chip and gently placed it on the doll's head. It then left the house as the chip fazed into the doll and became one with it. Once it brought the doll to life, it's botton eyes glowed red. The next morning, Michael went into the bathroom to take a shower, but when he opened the shower curtins, Dolly McDollyDoll was sitting on the shower head, looking at him. He jumps back in fear which caught the attention of Gertie who just woke up.

[Gertie] "What's wrong, Michael?"

Michael grabs the doll and shows it to her in a frustrated tone.

[Michael] "What's wrong is your stupid doll scared the crap out of me, I don't know if you put her there, but you better keep a better eye on it."

While Gertie didn't know what Michael was talking about, she took the doll, nodded and walked away. A few minutes later, Elliott went to get some butter from the fridge for his toast and turned around to see the Dolly McDollyDoll next to the toaster. Right on que, the toast popped out. Elliott picked them up, only to feel what felt like an insitarating burn. He screamed as the burnt toast fell onto the plate he set up. He took a closer look at the toaster and saw that the temperature setting was at it's highest setting, he then looked back at the doll, grabbed it, and stomped over to Gertie who was already at the table.

[Elliott] "What was with trying to give me 3rd degree burn?"

[Gertie] "What?"

[Elliott] "I'm talking about this freaking doll."

He said, pulling out Dolly McDollyDoll.

[Gertie] "How did she get there? I put her on the couch."

[Elliott] "Well someone put her on the counter and burnt my toast. Just please just make sure you always make sure where it's put."

Gertie was getting really confused, she knew she put Dolly on the couch, and she wouldn't dare hurt or scare her brothers on purpose. She didn't completely understand what was going on, but she had a feeling Dolly had something to do with it. So she took the doll back into her room and put the doll underneath her bed, thinking that should be the end of it. An hour or so later after everyone left to do their thing, ET woke up seeing how he didn't sleep so good the night before. As he was walking into the hallway, he didn't notice an almost invisible thread attached to the walls and he tripped over it. He fell on his face, but then stood up. He was dazed, but unhurt. He looked at the wall near the door leading to Gerite's room, and saw Dolly McDollyDoll at it. He walked toward her, as if to examine her. His eyes then widen and he backed away, sensing something supernatural and dark in the doll, and just at that moment, a dark high-pitched laughter echoed from it. He ran away in fear but when he looked back, Dolly was gone. Later in the day when everyone got back home, ET was in the living room, covering himself with the white blanket he was more than familiar with, he looked like he just saw a ghost.

[Elliott] "ET?"

The alien looked to the right to see his best friend, clearly concerned about him.

[Elliott] "What happened, are you okay?"

He shook his head to come back to reality.

[ET] "It's that doll of Gertie's. There's something wrong with it.

[Elliott] "Is the doll you're talking about have red yarn for hair?"

[ET] "Yeah, why?"

Gertie sees all of this, knowing that Elliott was going to blame her for what happened.

[Gertie] "I didn't do anything! I put her under my bed after you got mad at me, I swear!"

He was going to say something, but he could tell by Gertie's tone of voice that she was being serious.

[Elliott] "Are you sure that's what you did?"

She nodded her head.

[ET] "I knew it, that doll has to be alive."

[Michael] "Then what are we doing here? We need to get rid of that thing."

[Gertie] "NO!"

The three boys jumped at the shout.

[Gertie] "She's my doll, we can't just get rid of her."

[Elliott] "Gertie, she tried to hurt us, what if the same thing happens to you?"

[Gertie] "Well maybe she hasn't hurt me because I haven't done anything wrong to her."

[Michael] "How does she know we did anything to her?"

[Gertie] "Well you did say that she's annoying."

[Michael] "Oh come on, you can't be serious!"

Elliott walked in front of the two and put his arms between them.

[Elliott] "Look, I don't care about how stupid this sounds, but if Gertie was right about her not having done anything then who's to say she isn't right about this one?"

[Michael] "Fine, but if that thing tries to cut my head off in my sleep I'll do the same thing to her."

[ET] "Sounds fair to me."

For the next few days, ET, Elliott, and Michael almost got killed by Dolly in Looney Tune-asc ways. First Elliott almost got hit in the head by a giant rock, then Michael fell in a covered hole but thankfully missed a pile of thorns, and ET nearly got boiled to death when he tried to take a bath, not noticing that the water was almost scorching hot. The three decided that something had to be done.

[Michael] "Guys, it's time to get rid of that monster."

[Elliott] "I know, I should've let you do the deed in the first place."

[ET] "Don't blame yourself, we were the ones that let you talk us into it. What matters now is we destroy that doll before it kills us."

[Michael] "Good idea, let's take care of this mess-"

He was interrupted by his neck being tightened, causing him to choke. Dolly then flew into the room, her eyes and risen left hand glowing red.

[Dolly] "Your not getting rid of anybody. The only person who's getting rid of anybody is me, and those anybodies, are the three of you."

With that, Elliott and ET were lifted in the air, them being forced choked as well. Five minutes later, Gertie ran into the room, looking for all four of them.

[Gertie] ET, Elliott, Michael, Dolly? Where are you?

She felt like giving up until she heard intense peeping. It was coming from outside in the backyard. She ran out in could tell the noise was coming from the shed, she ran into it and saw that the noise was really coming from ET and Elliott's alien transmitter. It was shaking vilolently. She ran towards it and the black bar on the speak-n-spell had the neon-blue flashing words. "GERTIE-HELP-US" She knew it had to be from ET and her brothers.

[Gertie] "What should I do? Where even are you guys?"

It took a second for the speak-n-spell to say something different. "WE'Z'KNAW-SPACESHIP" She ran out of the shed and looked into the direction to the forest, and saw We'Z'Knaw's ship, she knew what she had to do. She grabbed her tricycle and bike gear and drove to the forest. She drove in on the railing into the spaceship, into the main lobby. As she expected, ET, Michael, and Elliott were in a cage and Dolly was floating right next to it, We'Z'Knaw himself at the other side.

[We'Z'Knaw] "Well, well, well. Look who's here. I suppose you're here to save them."

He said pointing at the three he had in the cage.

[Gertie] "Let them go, you meanie!"

[We'Z'Knaw] "I would, but wait, I wouldn't, why, because I despise all four of you."

He looked at Dolly

[We'Z'Knaw] "Get rid of her for me and take care of the others. I'm going to go up there and watch, as I don't want to miss this."

He then left the room and would soon be seen popping out of the window at the top of the room. Dolly McDollyDoll flew in front of Gertie and spoke.

[Dolly] "I'm sorry you can't stay and say goodbye to your family, but I have a job to do. Don't worry, it will be quick and painless for them, once I'm done you and I can be together for the rest of your life."

She tried to push Gertie out of the room, but she wouldn't move.

[Gertie] "NO! They're my family, you can't get rid of them. I'm not leaving without them. Michael was right about you, you're a creepy annoying doll. If anyone's leaving, it's you!"

Both her and Dolly said nothing for the longest time. Even ET, Elliott, and Michael said nothing, just watching, waiting for something to happen. After what seemed like forever, Dolly became more demonic. Her hair got more of a purple firey look, and her eyes glowed a darker red.

[Dolly] "GET OUT OF HERE!"

[Gertie] "NO!"

Gertie and Dolly ran towards each other and kicked, punched, and rolled around, fighting. Gertie was throne at a wall, the three in the cage screaming her name. Gertie got up with her hand on her head, noticing keys and what looked to be a stove with fire on it. With an idea, she got the attention of Dolly McDollyDoll.

[Gertie] "Hey Dolly, over here!"

The possested doll fell for the trap, flying towards her. But before she could get to Gertie, she ran out of the way, grabbing the keys, and instantly ran behind her once beloved doll and pushed her against the fire. Dolly screamed in agony as she burned, her button eyes melting, yarn hair bursting into flames, and shriviling into ash and dust. She then ran towards the cage with the keys in her hands, knowing she had little time before We'Z'Knaw came back. She unlocked the cage and her, ET, Michael, and Elliott ran out of the ship, outside, and back to the house. We'Z'Knaw ran into the ship's main lobby at that very moment, and saw that the cage was empty and that whatever was left of Dolly was at the little fire. Knowing his plan failed, he fell to the floor on his knees.

[We'Z'Knaw] "NNNOOOOOO!"

Later in the day, Gertie was in her bedroom, with a saddened look on her face. Despite everything that happened that day, she still loved Dolly. She heard a knock at the door and ET and Michael walked in. ET's arms behind his back.

[Gertie] "Hey guys."

[Michael] "Gertie, I'm sorry about Dolly McDollyDoll. I know you loved her."

[ET] "But we think we know what could make it better."

ET moved his arms from behind his back to show a blue teddy bear, handing it to Gertie. She happily took the stuffed animal.

[Gertie] "Thank you."

ET mussed her hair.

[ET] "You're welcome."


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