A/N: A possible sequel to Ghost of a Chance (a lot of these might start popping up as the end of that story nears), but with the story continuing in a completely different environment and a total shift in tone. I am well aware of how weird this crossover is, it just wouldn't leave me alone.

Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! or Ouran Highschool Host Club.

The Moe Twins

Tsunayoshi finally set his foot down, wanting something resembling a normal childhood before taking over Vongola. Shizuka had gotten a permanent body and she was ecstatic to go to school with her brother. Since all of Namimori was unaware of Shizuka's existence before, they were going to a school where no one would know of their family. This school would forever be burned into their minds, mostly because of the eccentric students and the pink building. A private school known as Ouran Academy.

Shamal had been the one to chauffeur the twins to the school, staring at the school building. "Who the hell thought to make a school pink?" He asks incredulously. "Can we just burn these uniforms? This isn't flattering at all." Shizuka grumbled, picking at the long yellow sleeves of her dress. And the less said about how the flat shoes that gave her feet little to no support, the better. In her arms was one of the many cats she commanded, legally registered as a therapy animal. Truthfully the cat was there to calm her down so she wouldn't lash out at potential bullies.

"You're the one that wanted to go to school. You remember your cover story?" Shamal asks. "Tsuna and I are twins that were separated at birth and got reunited two years ago. I've been home schooled by private tutors for years and have anxiety around large groups of people." Shizuka recited, rolling her eyes. It was extremely exaggerated but she did feel uneasy around strangers. After all, when she was a ghost people could see her when she wanted them to. Now that control was gone.

There was a knock on the car door, Shizuka and Tsuna letting out startled squeaks. Of all the things for the siblings to have in common, their surprised reactions were hilarious. "Excuse me sir, I'm Tamaki Suoh. I'm here to show the Sawadas around campus." A blond says with a charming smile. Oh my god, it's Shamal if he wasn't creepy! They both thought, Tsuna in horror and Shizuka in amusement.

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Tamaki was curious about the new transfers to his and Kyoya's class. His father was apparently a friend of their grandfather, one was heavily bullied and the other had social anxiety. It was easy to see when the siblings both let out a startled squeak as he approached. Their faces were identical, the only difference being their eye colors and hair.

Shamal opened the door for them and Tsuna tripped, face planting on the ground. Shizuka gave an exasperated sigh, that was a great first impression. She opened the other door, walked around the car and helped Tsuna to his feet. "Uncle I know you don't like boys but couldn't you help my brother?" Shizuka asks, Shamal raised an eyebrow. "I'm a doctor, not a butler. Stay out of trouble you two."

Shamal then drove off, leaving Tsuna and Shizuka to their own devices. The cat in Shizuka's arms meowed, breaking the awkward silence. "So I take it you're a cat person?" Tamaki asks, Shizuka shrugged. "Tsuna is terrified of dogs so I couldn't get a therapy dog. Yuki and Kuro both have training." She says, petting the long furred cat in her arms. Yuki purred, its eyes closing in content. "Shizuka! You can't just tell people my fears!" Tsuna complains. "I'm sure Suoh is nicer than the kids in Namimori, he won't make fun of you."

Tamaki smiled. "Ouran prides itself on being a safe learning environment. So what is it like being raised as commoners?" He asks, Tsuna looked confused and his sister laughed. "I've never heard a middle class family labeled as that before!" She snickers, the glint in her blue eyes reminding Tamaki way too much of the Hitachiin twins. "It's... normal? We have a stay-at-home mom and a lot of adopted siblings." Tsuna comments. "There's Chrome, Lambo, I-Pin, and Fuuta. Something is always being broken and it's never quiet." Shizuka added.

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The hot topic for that week had been the two transfers into class 2A and a scholarship student that managed to make their way through the entrance exam. All three were raised as "commoners." Tsuna would blush in embarrassment whenever they called them that but knew they meant no offense. Apparently the girls in this school thought he was adorable.

His sister wasn't exactly social but managed to find some... unique friends. She befriended Nekozawa, the president of the occult club that was obsessed with cats. Unfortunately it was Tsuna's cute looks that had him and Shizuka dragged into the Host Club.

"So you're the twins we've been hearing about." Kaoru comments, standing next to Shizuka. "And you're both socially stunted." Hikaru says bluntly, standing next to Tsuna. They both had a silent exchange, then smirked. "You'll be perfect!" The brothers say in unison. "Perfect for what?" Tsuna asks warily. "Either being hosts or friends I think. It'll be nice to talk to someone other than Nekozawa, with his photophobia the places we can talk are... limited." She says bluntly.

"You two will be the Moe Twins!" Tamaki declares. "Do I get any say in this?" Tsuna asks, Shizuka gave him puppy eyes. "Come on Tsu-Tsu, shouldn't we make the most of being in Ouran?" She asks, the other club members swearing there were sparkles behind her. Another person that weaponizes cuteness! They all thought, looking at Hunny. The small blond just tilted his head, flowers floating in the background. How scary!

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Shizuka could say that she felt sorry for Haruhi when she accidentally knocked over the vase, but not too bad. That just meant that she'd have an excuse to make a female friend, even if the others hadn't realized the brunette's gender right away. Tsuna's intuition had already informed him and Shizuka could tell by the way Haruhi held herself.

Haruhi sighed, placing a bag of groceries on the table. She was designated as the club dog, doing various errands the boys didn't feel like doing. "They don't have much tact but they mean well." Haruhi looked up at the only other female in the club. Haruhi huffed. "Well I was raised to treat people like people." She says bluntly, taking all the items out of the bag. Haruhi noticed that Tsuna and Shizuka both paled when they saw the instant coffee. "Um, guys?"

"Reborn would kill us if he knew we were drinking instant coffee." Tsuna says, shivering. "He'd want it made with the finest beans, freshly grounded. And god help you if there weren't enough espresso shots to keep you up for an entire week." Shizuka says in a haughty tone. Haruhi couldn't help herself and started to laugh. Tsuna and Shizuka noticed the closed off student's laughter and grinned. The Host Club was an odd bunch but they were like a family. They wouldn't mind adding another sibling to their list. She was the only one in their group that had any common sense besides Kyoya. Someone needed to suffer with Tsuna.