One week later After the events of the latest chapter the guys where much or less adapted to their new lifes so far.
The red haired guy was with a supermaket cart and was singing.
Fry: I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was! Drinking this soda of coke because i dont have SLURM!
Then he runs and gets up on the cart as it goes foward on the street.
Fry: Haha! Yeah this is fun, i wonder how the guys are doing withouth me.
Then Fry gets back to the Neighboorhood he was and sees Peter talking To Homer and Stan outisde drinking beer.
Peter: Im just telling, its Little people a better term then Midget?
Stan: That sounds a bit worse, no need to make them feel small. How about a Hobbit?
Homer: Aint that those small little dudes who eat bread all the time?
Peter: I want a hobbit as my buttler.
Then suddently a figure shows up wearing a black tuxedo with a red tie and had white faceless face.
''Hello there my friends. Today i show myself on this phisical form,how are you guys and also the ladies doing?''
Stan: Wait a minute, your saying your the guy who has trapped us here, and now your in physical form?
"Well arent you a genius?"
Stan: Is that sarcasm i am sensing?
''Now listen up, we are starting the challenges right now and no need to call the ladies who are resting and trying to adjust,this is your time for now''
Peter: Oh yeah i love those ladies, they are so sexy
Homer: Arent you married?
Peter: Pff our wives are not here, just because your married it doesnt mean you will stop feeling lust over other womans.
''As long as you dont betray your wife too thats it but Try not to get on the wrong foot''
Stan: Alright enough screwing around, we know what this is suppose to go so just tell us.
''So you think your some kind of wise guy huh? Well you all will have to try your best listen up''
Requested by Zero
defeat Stelio Kontos
Rules: Stan, peter, homer, and fry must fight hand to hand compact and kill Stelio Kontos; however, the person that kills him get one super power of there choosing.
Stan: Oh...god.
Homer: Who is that Stelio guy?
Fry: Oh cool any power of our choosing? piece of cake with the four of us to wear him down
Peter: I fight over a giant chicken i can do this.
Stan: Y-you fools! you have no idea what your talking about.
'Hey old buddy, old pal, aren't we missing someone?'
''Oh you still here? i though you where busy''
Fry: Oh yeah where is Bender?
''He is not part of this challenge just you four''
'Yep! Still here, just thought I'll stick around a bit, see if there was any fun to be had.'
Stan: its not
'Motherfucker was I talking to you?'
''Calm down they are gonna deal with something bad already''
'Oh? Who or what is it? PLEASE TELL ME THEIR GOING AGAINST A GIANT NINJA CHICKEN!?'
''Something evil. Try not to die guys''
All three of the overconfident men were determined to beat Stelio Kontos, But Stan has had his run-ins with Stelio before, One when he was a teenager in high school, and the last time when he was beaten by him by his own son when he tried to make Steve a man.
He was basically scared of fighting Stelio Kontos, and tries to warn his friends.
Stan: Guys, please don't do this! I've fought him befoee, he's unbeatable! run away while you still have dignity.
But they just laugh it off, thinking the C.I.A. spy was crazy, as they thought Stelio was nothing more than a regular man that can be beaten... oh how wrong they were.
Homer: Oh, don't be a pussy stan, how strong can he be?
*Warp!*
A bright flash of light was brought down from the sky, blinding the males as they covered their eyes, as the light disappeared, out came Stelio Kontos himself! He stood and gave a blank stare like always, never speaking.
Fry: I get the first punch! "Charges at Stelio"
Stan: FRY! NO!
Fry: Why, all I have to do is-
Stelio grabbed his fist with his hand, and twisting it, causing great pain to the delivery man as he screamed in pain.
His theme song starts to play out and Fry receives Stelio kontos fist to his face and another one. a left and right punch to his face and the a round house kick to his torso launching him away from the big guy.
Stan:...Shit.
Peter: Damn! that was brutal! and I thought the chicken was an asshole.
Homer: Oh, come on! he just got lucky, this is how you fight.
The fat yellow slob runs up and gets into a classic fight stance by making his fists going up and down in a circle of sorts, Stelio wasn't intimidated at all by this and instead slide-stepped him off of his feet.
Homer: AHHHH!
Stelio then grabbed both his legs and started to swing poor Homer around and around, gaining speeds faster and faster, he felt like he was about to throw up.
Kontos then lets go of his legs, causing Homer to fly away and hit a wall, knocking him out temporary, Stelio Kontos then focused his attention on both Stan and Peter.
Peter: Oh Fuck! you were right Stan! what are going to do?
Stan hadn't have a clue to their predicament, as his arch-enemy was drawing closer and closer, clenching his fists, knuckles could be heard cracking.
*Knuckles Cracking!*
Peter: Come on Stan! he's just one man!
Stan: HE IS A BEAST
The blue suit dude pushes Peter using him as bait as he runs around screaming in fear remembering the last beating he got.
Peter: Mother fucker! Ok Peter you got in plenty of fights then these bastards you can do this.
So the glasses wearing, white shirt and green pants wearing fat man was certain he could beat this man, He had fought the chicken and others many times in his life, so he assumed that he would win.
But what Peter didn't realize that Stelio Kontos wasn't just some generic badass that can take on stronger fighters and come out on top, Stelio was a person that took his time and fought smart, not hard. and he has beaten many more people that all of these guys before him.
The fat retard tries to go in with a haymaker, only to be countered by by a block and a bitch slap to the face, causing his glasses to fall off and break.
Peter: HEY! that costed me $2 asshole!
Pissed, Peter tries to do his signature roundhouse kick, but this proved to be ineffective as Kontos kept dodging his attacks, Peter becomes increasingly frustrated as he couldn't get in a hit.
Peter: Damn it! hold fucking still man!
He tries once more, only to be grabbed and thrown down on the ground hard face first, causing several of his teeth to break.
Standing in front of the now beaten down peter Stelio kontos does some back flips until he was far away from him. Then he proceeds to go back by running really fast scaring Peter who could only make useless words, when the time Comes Stellip jumps high in the sky and putting his two fists together just like he did with Stan and hammers him right on top of his head.
This attack not only caused Peter to become even more riddled with pain, it also caused him to be knocked out as well, Stelio, cleaning his knuckles, focused his attention back on the man who really matters to him.
The poor blue suit wearing dumbass was still running around, screaming as he didn't want to fight the man, he pleaded to be let out and just surrender, But that doesn't work in this world, you have to either fight or get your ass kicked, theres was no other option.
Stan: Please let me out! I don't want to get my ass kicked like last time!
Looking behind himself, he spots his feared enemy running towards him, having no other choice, Stan stood his ground and attempts to fight him, but like before, it doesn't work out so well.
The Spanish fighter rushes to the agent, going faster as Stan used his blocking skill to prepare for the attacks that he was about to receive.
But Stelio kontos launches himself in the air jumping over his target and when he lands he slides his feet under Stan feet making him fall.
Stan: Agh!
The Former Bully now stands his ground and kicks him on the face multiple times.
The kicks were unrelenting, Stelio kept kicking in Stan's face, kicking him so hard that some of his teeth started to come out, and one of his eyes were brusied with a deep purplish-blue color, while the other was red and irritated, his cheeks also puffed up and swelled like a pufferfish.
Stan: "Groans" Damn, this is even brutal than before.
Kontos then appeared to stop, he then backs away and picks the beaten agent by his hair, causing him pain as he was lifted up, this was another part of Kontos strength, as he was stronger than he looks.
Stan: Damn it! let me go! this is horseshit!
His face was met with more punches and headbutts than usual, they were harder and more painful then ever before.
Then he got enough of it and just lets him go fall face first on the concrete floor.
Stelio kontos walks away normally as he is warped away smiling.
The music theme for Stelio Kontos then stopped as soon as the fight was over with, neither one of these man could even get in a punch to Stelio's face. as the Spanish fighter left the arena, all of the beaten men started to wake up and stood up from their injuries.
Peter walked with a limp in his leg, while Fry and Homer walked with bruised backs and faces, they all met up with each other, Beaten and panting.
Fry: Jesus... that guy makes chuck Norris look like a sissy by comparison! I've never seen such brutality.
Homer: Me either, and I thought Mr. Burns was an asshole, at least he still makes me work and pays me when he feels like it.
Stan: I tried to warn you all, and now you paid the price.
Peter: this is almost embarrassing as getting your ass kicked by Meg.
Then, as they were all talking about their failed fight, the mysterious faceless man with the tuxedo came back, appearing out of thin air.
"You guys really sucked, he wasn't that hard to beat"
Stan: Then you fight him!?
"Hahahaha...no"
Peter: I lost so many teeth... I'm not gonna be able to eat my KFC Chicken for a while.
Fry: My god i don't want to meet him again.
''I mean two fat guys who never work out, a skinny dude and another stupid dude that prefers guns, you guys should train more, now go away and think on what you all done, later i heal you all up''
The tuxedo man then disappears again, right before Stan could beat him up, he cussed and threw a little tantrum about the fight that they had lost.
Peter: This is really bullshit man, I bet our wives aren't putting up with this nonsense, they're probably getting the special treatment, like drinking fruity drinks, eating chocolate candies and telling each other stupid mall stories that no one cares about.
Homer: That is one strong possibility, I mean, they would be treated like goddesses while we are treated like punching bags, now I know how it feels to be weak, I'd rather have Ned Flanders beat me up with a bible than that Stelio guy.
Stan: "Sighs" let's just go and rest somewhere, To heal. I hope we never encounter him again for as long as we live.
All of the husbands decided to go somewhere calm to relax and to at least heal until the mysterious faceless man returns again, hoping to get a easy challenge.
"So Dp whay did you think of this?"
'Lets be frank here my fellow omnipresent being, we witness Stelio Kontos litteraly beat up Stan, a well trained CIA agent, into a bloody pulp in front of witnesses, at a school playground. Honestly I'm surprised he didn't decide to cripple any of them, to get to Stan quicker.'
''You have to admit that Stelio is one hell of a guy, Stan was just dominated by fear and he is not good at hand to hand combat, we should just let them be and go to the ladies for their challenge''
'Oooooooh, can't wait, please let it be something Lewd!?'
''IT IS! we all know that would come''
Then out of nowhere The milfs are summoned.
Debbie: What the?
''Hey ladies sorry for the rude call, but its finally your time to shine''
Requested by Zero
:sexy fight
rule: Both Martha and Debbie fight in a oil pit wearing bikinis and must pin the other in a count of 3
reward: superpower of age manipulation
this shocked the milfs in disgust, why would they wrestle in oil?
Debbie: Do you want us to really degrade ourselves like that? What the fuck!
''Cmon ladies i am not asking you to do this for free, i am going to give you the winner a good reward''
Martha: What about our dignity?
''No one here is looking you know?, the other guys? i put them away for some reasons, so no need to worry''
They look at each other.
''Also hey man im glad your here, bet you wont be here so long all the time''
'Yeah i could maybe make a body for me in this moment'
Debbie: Well, he is right about that, the men aren't watching us. so lets just get this over with or he wont leave us alone
Martha: *Sighs* very well, but i'm gonna need a bath after this.
The milfs, can't believing that they were about to do this, get inside the pool and were handed bottles of oil from the same judge, they took them and opened them, Pouring it's contents on their sexy milfy bodies. as the cold oil made them shutter and moan a little making their tits hard.
Debbie: MMM! this feels so good!
Martha: I guess it is.
As the bottles emptied, they threw them on the ground and got themselves ready for the bell to ring.
The oil pit shows up and covered in oil too, The ladies slowly get in the pit and soon they get in battle position.
Debbie: Don't take this personal Martha but i hate losing things like this.
Martha: You're dreaming if you think i am easy to push around dear.
''The first one to pin the other in a count of three seconds wins!''
They heard the judge announced as he was about to hit the bell to commence the battle. Both ladies locked eyes wit each other, waiting for the moment to strike. they waited and waited, taking deep breaths.
*...DING! DING! DING!*
"GO LADIES!"
The be is hit several times, both of them hearing the call, Rushed into each other as they prepared for OIL COMBAT!
The fight starts with Debbie throwing her body against Martha's as she tried to dodge the charge attack, She manages to miss but not before slipping on the slippery oil.
Martha: Woah! *SPLAT!*
She fell in the oil, face first as she tried to get up and continue the fight to win.
Debbie: Give up honey, i can totally win this.
Martha: slippery surfaces are nothing for these gloves
Now getting ready to dash foward to grab the woman by the waist.
She attempts to grab her waist from behind, but that falls as Martha uses the oil to her advantage. As Martha got close, she slips backward like a reverse slip in slide you get at Wal-Mart, then she grabs Debbie's legs and pulls hard.
Debbie: Ahhh! *SPLAT!*
She, much like Martha's from earlier, falls down face first in the slippery, golden oil as she tried to get some off of her face, But as she was distracted, Martha jumps on her body and wraps her thighs and legs around Debbie's waist.
Martha: Try to escape my grip now!
Determined and desperate, Debbie grabs and throws a glob of oil at Martha's face, blinding her temporary to escape, As the kitchen maiden tries to get her vision straight, Debbie slides in behind her and grabs her waist, and lifting her upwards.
Martha: PUT ME DOWN!
Debbie: As you wish *Snickers*
With all of her strength, she throws Martha downward, her breasts and clothing sliding faster with the oil, she then stops and tries to get up, but Debbie gets on top of her back, wrapping her legs around her opponent in a thigh lock.
''OH DAMM! that was amazing...oh yeah, the count. ONE...TWO''
But Martha got the strength to rise up and push Debbie off of her back, Debbie fell on her back on the slippery oil, she gets some off of her hair and looks at her opponent, whom was now more determined to win this match.
Both breathed heavily and stood their ground, waiting for whoever makes the first move, they watched each others movements for any attack.
Debbie: Are you kidding me? i used to win matches like this before doing that thigh lock. you can't win girl, I can tell that your about to pass out.
Martha: HA! that's funny, I could say the same about you.
Both clenched his fists for the final confrontation, Debbie took one slow step forward...
This caused both to charge at each other, as they did, they locked hands and fingers as they tried to push each other down to pin them down for the countdown.
But ladies were of equal strength as whenever one side moves forward, The other side pushes backwards, as they fought.
"This is amazing! i wonder why i never tried this before the first time?"
The fight continued as neither side tried to budge. Then When both ladies where putting a lot of force. More oil was 'suddently' poured into the pool, and they end up slipping again.
Martha and Debbie: AHHHHH!
They all fall and slip in ways that where Funny.
''Ohh damm!''
When the view was easier to look, it's easy to see that Debbie has fallen with her booty right on Martha's face who had fallen on her back.
''Talk about a soft landing Hahaha''
The orange haired woman shakes her head and realizes that she is butt crushing Martha, but this felt kinda good and kinky as she had never done this before.
Debbie: OH! mmmmm! that feels so good! *moves her sexy hips back and forth*
Martha: MMMHHP! GMT OM!
Debbie: ooohh! what's that? I couldn't quite hear that, my friend! *Giggles*
Debbie lifts her big booty up, only to butt crush Martha again and again, for every time she sits on the red haired girl's face, the more she loved this feeling Martha struggled to get off, but it was too late as every butt crush she received zapped her strength.
Debbie: This feels so good! AHHNNNNN! MMMMMMM! *Butt smothers again*
After many ass smothering's, Martha stops fighting and gives up, all that booty smothering zapped her energy, Giving the thicc orange haired milf the victory she needed, She gets up and lifts Martha's leg like classic wwe wrestling style. The Judge then counted down.
"ONE...TWO...THREE!"
*VICTORY DINGS!*
Debbie had won the oil wrestling challenge and managed to defeat her friend, whom was passed out after the fight. She witnessing this Showed some sympathy as she lended her hand and picked her friend up.
Martha slowly woke up and looked around, seeing Debbie smiling.
Martha: Oh Man! What the hell just happened?
Debbie: I butt crushed you by accident and...i kind of liked it so i kept doing it, Sorry i think i got a little perverted there because it felt so good and sexy.
Martha: So thats why i am tasting oil in my mouth.
''Congratulations Debbie, you won the Age manipulation Superpower. Be proud of yourself. Though i didn't expect some Booty moments here hehehe who i am kidding? of course i did''
That news of receiving a superpower to reverse her age was something she had never expected to get, maybe that butt crush helped her all the way after all, she is then hit by the beam.
*Beam hits Debbie*
As the beam dissipated, she felt the power course through her milfy body, she felt powerful and sexy.
Debbie: Wow! thanks! this power will keep me young! She jumped up and down like she had won the lottery on a first try.
"Hey, I aim to please"
This made Martha very jealous as she was wanting to get her hands on the age manipulation superpower to use for her own, but she was so tired of this crap that she didn't really cared anymore.
Martha: *YAWNS* man, that was very tiring, can we please go now? I need to get the taste of oil out of my mouth.
Debbie: Sure girl, let's go shower together *giggles*
Martha: i guess having you as a shower buddy wouldn't be so bad.
Debbie squealed in joy as she was more excited with her given power, as they grabbed their clothes. as they didn't want to put them on due to the fact that they were still oilly, They walked out of the pit.
Martha: Hey Debs, can you later teach me how to butt crush?
Debbie: Sure. It's easy, you're gonna learn it fast
Martha laughed, knowing that she was gonna be doing something that Debbie now liked doing, as they left. The Judge looked at the pool and the oil. and secretly, pulling something from right under the poor.
It turned out to be the large bottle of oil that was used to make the girls fall and making Debbie win the match. He looks at it in awe.
"While it's not my right to intervene during challenges, I just couldn't help myself to break the rules once in a while hahaha! they are such good friends''
'So...freaking...AWESOME! I LOVE LEWD MOMENTS IN THE MORNING!?'
"I guess we can all say it ended with a bang"
'...Worst timing ever.'
" Also if your challenge is not here it either was boring and i dint like it or i just dint understand. The last reason could be for later or i just dint want it. See you all next time"
'Alright fine, I just wanted to give the readers a humorous monologue between us.'
''I was just explaining something dude''
Bender: *Shows up* What did i miss?