Minutes turned into hours, then days, weeks. How long they were a bunch of random people living on a town called Quahog? But they had to learn to live with each other and sometimes, they would come out of the houses they were using to talk whatever they want.
Debbie: I'm glad our butts had come back to normal.
Martha: yeah me too, i miss my kids. Even though that So called God told us that they are on his pocket Dimension in some deep sleep until they are 'chosen' and won't need anything to survive and are actually ok. It still makes me a little lonely.
Debbie: I know how you feel, i miss my husband and kids too. I still can't believe that Yellow fellow Homer gave us all these expensive looking fruits. Such a nice guy.
Homer: Maybe if i concentrate, i can actually make me some hair.
Stan: I don't think that comb makes your head grow hair.
Bender: This place beer stinks! i miss future beer, sometimes it even made me burp blue fire.
Peter: Ahhnnn *groans*
Fry: What's wrong Peter?
Peter: Well i recorded that special video of the girls that somehow got to our televisions, and i was doing some manual work for so long im tired.
Fry: EWW! too much information.
Bender: Hahaha! it's funny because manual work means he was masturbating.
''Jesus Christ no one wants to know your fucking alone time Peter''
Stan: Oh Great, you're back *rolls his eyes*
''Don't fall for me Stan, you're not my type''
Fry: Ohhh snap!
Peter: Burn!
Stan: SHUT UP!
Debbie: Let's all just calm down ok?
Martha: So what are we gonna do today?
''We are up for some Treasure hunting today''
Requested by Serio
Challenge: Perseverance
Rules: All of the contestants will play except for bender(who will be split into pieces and transformed temporarily into detectors for this challenge). The area of challenge is restricted to New York's subway system, as of late there have been rumors of people who take the subway are hearing eerie noises and catching a glimpse of a strange tail around the corner of a random tunnel or two. Martha, Stan, Peter, Debbie, Fry and Homer must split up and capture this strange creature.
The idea of a treasure hunt sounded like a good idea, but this wouldn't be a regular treasure hunt where you find a big treasure box full of gold, silver or anything like that of the sort. It was to find something...weird and magical.
Peter: Oh Boy! I wanna find that treasure! I hope it doesn't lead to that clusterfuck like last time.
Homer: What do you mean last time?
Peter: Last time there was a treasure hunt, the whole town went crazy.
Stan: Damn, that's almost as crazy as that one time our whole town was flooded with water.
Fry: Oh yeah, I heard some of those random dudes say that you threw an Olympic stake at your wife's shoulder?
Peter: Oh yeah, I remember that! what was that about anyway?
Stan: I was trying to protect them ok?
Martha: Dear god! you did a lousy job!
Debbie: You sound hopeless.
"If you are done talking, this won't be a regular treasure hunt, it's something very different and Bender is going to prove to be a little asset"
Bender: Hehehehe! You said "Asset" *Metal clinking* Woah! hey! what's going on?
''Hehehe, you're going to be their treasure trackers to roam the new york subways of This world''
The robot starts screaming as pieces of his body are getting torn out, Fry and peter get his legs each. Homer and stan get his arms and The girls each one got one of his long eye balls that don't look that long when inside his head.
The head and torso are empty and his mouth was still there so he could complain.
Bender: Hey! i didn't sign up for this.
''If you guys paid more attention to the details of the dare i just showed you would see this would happen, oh well''
*FINGERS SNAP!*
Everyone is on the subway now.
''May the treasure hunt BEGIN! oh, and careful for whatever that Tails belongs to''
The mysterious, faceless challenge maker then disappears into thin air like usual, leaving both men and women all by there lonesome as they were transported into the New York Subway system. But what they didn't understand was something about him mentioning a tail of sorts.
Peter: "careful for whatever that Tails belongs to?'' Um, I know I might be stupid, but am I the only one that thinks that sounded a little...sketchy?
Stan: I have to agree, that did sounded weird.
Homer: What would we want with a tail? is it a rat tail or a snake tail?
Debbie: I hope it's not either one, they creep me out.
They all got down to the train tracks and head up to a tunnel of sorts, hoping to find whatever the man said about a tail. But not all liked the idea of finding a tail, especially in the case of Debbie Turnbull.
Martha: Oh come on Debs! they're not creepy.
Debbie: Yeah, sure Martha. They're not creepy when they are not crawling on you!
Bender: Can you all just shut the hell up and put me back together?
Fry: Sorry Bender, you're going to have to wait until this challenge is over.
As the uncanny group continued their walking in the tunnels, they find themselves in a big open area and spotted two other tunnels split into two paths.
While it would be a good idea to split up to cover more ground and increase the chance of finding the Tail, Homer wondered how they were going to split up.
Homer: So how are we doing this?
Fry: It's a treasure hunting challenge, it's not like more then one can win.
Then they start hearing weird sounds of something wiggling on the umid depts of the hole. But were not sure which one.
Bender: Eww! don't let anything slimey touch me.
Fry: And this is coming from the same guy that drinks slurm from alien snails... Oh wait, that's me.
Stan: Fry, were you dropped on your head when you were a baby?
Fry: No, I was born pretty much like me... if that makes sense.
Peter: I got an idea! how bout you, me and Fry take on the left tunnel while Debbie, Martha, Homer take on the right tunnel? That way, we can at least have one side finding the treasure!
This idea was a pretty interesting one and something that could benefit them now if they decide to give it a try, so it was then decided.
Stan: Okay, we'll do it. Come on! lets go find that tail!
Group one goes to the left tunnel and Group two go to the right tunnel, hoping to find the mysterious tail and win the challenge so they could go to their prison\Home.
Stan: What was that about alien snails you told?
Fry: Oh that? in the future where i am from, there is this drink called slurm that is very delicious and addicting. But we discovered that it was produced by a giant slug queen's butt.
Peter: EWWWW! that is so fucking gross. I did eat a ton of lard but this?
Stan: Of course, you did stopped drinking that nasty, slimy shit after that right?
Fry: Ahn...Sure yes. (No i did not)
Meanwhile, the group one was walking to find the tail in that dark hole. The group two was also talking to each other.
Homer: And that is how my second Daugher Maggie accidently shot my boss, Mr. Burns. Which he totally deserved it because nobody really likes him, he is sort of a awful monster.
Martha: Oh my god! that is terrible.
Debbie: Kids are just way to curious you can't let them touch anything dangerous.
Homer: If you think that is crazy, there was that time my Wife got herself some breast implants by accident and made her tits big! and I mean, they were FUCKING BIG! well...maybe normal big but they looked even bigger depending on how you looked. man, I missed those. I wished we'd kept them. Big boobs are so good.
Debbie: Jesus! you're a perv!
Martha: And this is coming from the one who smothered my face with your ass and was enjoying it as well, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
Debbie: *Flips the middle finger*
Martha: Oh, how VERY MATURE of you.
The two milfs followed the yellow fatass to the deepest and darkest ends of the tunnel to find that tail.
Something is moving on the floor and they hear the sound.
Martha: W-what was that?
Debbie: Oh god, i hope it doesn't crawl over our legs.
Homer: Relax, maybe is just a small lizard or something ladies. If anything happens, i'll protec-
Before he could talk, the being jumps out of the shadows and goes to his face as he screams in surprise and a momentary fear and rolls all over the floor.
Homer: AHHH! AHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!
The poor yellow human was screaming, closing his eyes and thinking that the beast was on him somehow, trying to attack him as he screamed and kicked around like a madman. Debbie goes over to get him to calm down.
Debbie: Homer! calm down, it's go-
Homer: AHHHHH! I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! *Crying!*
Debbie: HOMER! It's gone! it's not attacking you!
Homer: Wha!?
He opens his eyes, looking around to see that she was right. Whatever it was that jumped at him was gone, likely to have gone into another hole in the walls or something of that nature. Taking a big sigh, he gets up and brushes the dirt off of his pants.
Homer: Please don't tell the guys please.
Martha: We promise, now lets go onward.
Continuing on their journal, they went forward to the tunnels. Meanwhile, Stan, Peter, Fry and with Bender's talking head, were walking in the left tunnel to find the tail for the very obviously same reasons as the other group.
As they continued walking, Fry was getting a little bored of walking and looking around at corners to see if something would jump out.
Fry: *Sighs* Man, i'm bored.
Stan: No shit, I feel the same way.
Bender: Oh hush you two, you want what? a werewolf zombie to show up and kill us all? Is in moments like these in movies that crap gets big.
Stan: Why did you bring his head anyway? we got the other parts to use.
Fry: He would feel lonely. Also i really want to win this and get some sweet reward.
Bender: Hey! i was your reward, that should be enough.
Fry: Ahn...sure Bender but the more the merrier right?
The slime sound of something shows up again..
Stan: Hear that? it sounds like it's coming from over there. We should check it out.
Fry: Are you crazy!? what if it belongs to something big and scary?
Peter: I don't think that would be the case, I mean, he did say that it was a tail. So maybe it's nothing too serious, besides, what's it gonna do? Whip us to death? ha ha ha ha.
Fry: I hope you're right...
Without any hesitation, the men and head robot head towards the source of the slimy making sounds. The more they got closer, the louder the noises were getting.
*Slimy Sounds!*
Stan: That sounds really disgusting!
Fry: Me too!
Bender: It don't sound that bad to me.
Suddenly, the sounds stopped. They stopped in their tracks as well as watched for anything to pop out.
The Pizza delivery guy uses Bender and somehow makes him burp, and the flame coming out of his mouth. The flame iluminates the dark area and shows to what appears to be a...a tail...like a single tail that was moving around with no body.
Fry: Oh!
Bender: Hey what is that!? is that a floating tail!?
The fact that it was just a floating tail with no body attached to it was something weird and crazy that they had never seen before in their lives. It was really crazy as it began to move around, likely using some sort of magic to get around.
All of the men stood in shock, how was this possible? but then again. This was the treasure that they were looking for, so Fry decided to take action.
Fry: Stan, hold on to Bender! I got this! *Tosses Bender to Stan*
Bender: Woah!
Stan: Gotcha! Oh! got to watch out for the heat!
Peter: Hey Fry, how do you plan on grabbing the tail?
Fry: Simple, just run up to it and grab as fast as you can!
He dashes forward and starts to chase and grab the tail to win, but it won't be so simple to do so as the tail had a few tricks up it's sleeve...or lack there off.
Whenever the orange haired boy tried to grab the tip of the tail, it would dart back and forth and do all kinds of crazy aerial maneuvers normally seen by planes.
Fry: Come on! hold still!
The floating tail moves around and does a little circle around Fry's legs, he then tries to grab using both hands. But only to be tripped by the tail and falling on his face.
*THUD!*
Fry: Ow! Peter! get that tail!
Peter: Get bacl here you little lizard bitch!
The tail then went through Peter like some sort of ghost passing by his torso.
Peter: The fuck!?
Stan: Wow, that is interesting. It has the power to pass through solid objects.
Fry: SWEET! i so want that tail.
Bender: Hehehe Funny.
Peter: What the hell was that!? did it just go right through me!?
Fry: It sure did!
Bender: That was awesome!
With the sudden realization of the magic tail can phase through people and objects, it would be now even harder to capture it without some sort of way to trick it into being catched and winning the challenge.
With no other options left, they decided to head down further, hoping to catch it when it least expects them to find.
Peter: Are you sure we are gonna catch it? it can phase through stuff!
Fry: Well, I don't think it would be impossible, I've been through a lot so I think I can manage something like this.
Stan: I hope we can get it, cause these challenges are getting more and more absurd!
Fry: I have to agree, they are- *BUMP!* OW!
The delivery boy bumps into someone, and looks up at the one he bumped into.
Debbie: You idiot! I almost fell on my big booty!
Martha: Karma's a bitch huh? but seriously, what happened?
Then out of nowhere...The Tails jumps and goes Right inside Debbie's pants. No need to say what she felt when that happened.
Debbie: AHHHHHHHH! GET IT OF GET IT OFF!
She jumps and rolls on the floor as the slimey tail was on the depts of her pants.
Homer: Just like me.
Fry: Don't worry! i'm on it! just stay still.
He said trying to get closer to it.
Debbie: Just get it off me! and no squeezing my ass too!
Fry: Okay, just let me...
Fry then begins to slowly take off her pants, revealing her light pink panties as he tried to find the tail, Deb then turned around some and the tail was on her left booty cheek. Taking his chance, Fry flew his hand forward in a grabbing motion. But the tail escaped and instead ended up squeezing her booty!
*SQUEEZE!*
Debbie: *Blushes!* Hey! I said no ass grabbing!
Fry: Sorry!
Stan: This thing is really starting to PISS ME OFF!
Homer: Does anyone have an idea on how to catch this annoying thing?
Peter: Hmmmm…..Oh! I got one! but... does anyone have a lighter?
Stan: Here *throws Bender head* It burps flames.
Bender: Give me some booze! oh and nice ass grab Fry, i bet people are jealous hehehe.
Debbie: I'll kick your ass later, you stupid Robot.
Peter: Ok, every stand back. This is going to be a hot situation and not the good kind.
Stan hands Peter a big bottle of booze, and the robot begins to chug it really, really fast. Burping afterwards as Peter then takes the head of Bender and puts it on the back of his ass.
Bender: Oh no! come on, there has to be a better way!
Peter: Sorry bud, but this is the only way! hope you can't smell!
the fat man then took a deep breath and with a using all of his might...
*FARTS!*
*FLOOSH!*
Fry, Stan, Homer and the Milfs: WOAH!
The flames combined with the farts of Peter create the most biggest flame ever to be created by man. It was so big and powerful that it actually caused the tail to lower down and more to prevent getting itself burned.
Peter: Hurry guys! I can't keep this up forever!
As the flames kept the tail distracted, Fry went in, ignoring the risks of getting burned as he was struggling to get the magic tail.
Fry: Come on...just give me a shot!
With using all of his might, he managed to grab the tail's tail (lol) and holds onto it!
Fry: Hey! I got it!
But it was fighting back, trying to escape from the boy's grasp.
Debbie: Grab it with both hands and hold on it tightly.
Fry: Hehehe, both hands, but alright!
He takes her advice and holds onto the tail and making sure that it didn't escape from the group. It struggled hard but in the end, it gave up and was now trapped.
Fry: YES! I DID IT!
Peter: Great job! now i'm gonna put the head down cause my ass is starting to hurt.
Bender: Fucking unbelivable! no one had a lighter? Next time, one of you will be the head to be farted on to get some stupid trial.
Debbie: That was the most disgusting thing i ever saw a man do.
Marhta: Ahgn! the smell is terrible! let's get out before we die here in this cave.
But before anyone can move, they are teleported back to The neighboorhood of Quahog where Peter's house is.
''Congratulations by the smelly win hahaha! you guys worked together even though the reward was just for one''
Peter: Oh crap, i forgot about that.
Stan: What was the treasure?
''It's what Fry is holding. The Serpent's tail, a magic item that when used, allows the holder to pass through solid objects. Just make it sure to discipline it from time to time''
Fry: Yeahhh! my own magic item. Also, sorry for squeezing your ass by accident Debbie.
Martha: Ask her later if she wants more hahaha.
Debbie: Shut up Martha!
Bender: Hey! a little help here?
''Ok, i'm doing it''
The robot then gets all his parts back together.
Bender: Wooo! I'm back baby!
''I'm glad you're this hyped Bender, because in this next Challenge. You will be the one to participate''
Bender: Ahhh Shit!
''Look up''
Bender: What do you mean look up?
*Finger Snap!*
Bender and the rest were then transported into some sort of open mansion area that had Bender in the middle while the others were sitting down in hovering chairs.
Bender: Hey! what's the big idea!?
Requested by Battlefuture
Challenge: Giant Chicken Robot Mayhem
Rules: Bender needs to fight twenty robotic version from the Giant Chicken Peter usually fights. He will start with a laser pistol from the future he comes from but if he wants another weapon or item to help him he will have to call for one of the other people there as well to throw a Question mark block that will contain some item.
*For this Challenge, you must defeat twenty robot versions of the giant chicken that Peter fights sometimes and will have to ask others for weapons or items*
Peter: Woah! that sounds cool! why can't I be in there?
*Because I chose him, and really? they're robotic so the first punch you'd throw would break your hand. Dumbass*
Peter: Ohh….. well, that sucks!
Stan: Hey, at least i'm not down there, now he'll see what it feels like to be surrounded.
Five robot versions of the giant chickens then shows up.
Debbie: Wow! those are very big chickens.
Stan: I wonder if the one who is not robotic is some kind of experiment from the goverment.
The robot drinker gets a laser Beam pistol on his hands.
''Good luck because if you take to long to beat them, more and more will show up til twenty''
Bender: Piece of cake, robot chickens? yeah right, You all can bite my shiny metal ass.
The battle then began with Bender facing off against the robot chickens as they began their fight, using his laser pistol, He opens fire on several of the robot chickens and hits some. Hitting one in the head that destroyed it instantly.
*Laser Blast!*
*Boom!*
*Thud!*
Bender: YEAH! TAKE THAT!
As he took down the first one, the others began to charge at him with incredible speed. But he then jumps in the air to dodge their attacks and whine in the air, opens fire again.
*Laser blasts!*
He manages to destroy two more, and wounding the last remaining two. He felt like he was going to win this challenge fast and easy, but that wasn't going to be the case as this was being controlled by the mysterious man after all.
*Alarm!*
Bender: Huh!? what's that!?
*More robots cause you took too long*
More robot chickens then came out of nowhere, numbering in fifthteen. With one landing on the drinking robot and causing him to fall down, and having his blaster broken in the process.
Bender: Hey! No fair! i did a fast job.
The robot chickens now have Laser guns too and they aim at Bender.
Bender: Ah crap! A little help here maybe?
He starts to run from the shooting they where giving and Bender was screaming in a way only he can.
Fry: *Looks at his side* Don't worry Bender! i got this block here that looks like super mario blocks.
Getting the block, he throws it at Bender who gets it with his hand.
Bender: Yeah, now let's see what i got here.
Then he punches it and a bottle of the worlds 2018 strongest liquor bottle was summoned in his hands.
Upon receiving the bottle, the robot smiled a devilish smile as he was giving the most powerful weapon ever to be given.
Bender: Oh yeah! now we're talking! two of my favorite things combined, beating the shit out of people and drinking at the same time!
As he saw the chicken bots approaching him, he dashed right towards him as he was swinging his bottle at the bots as he then proceeded to bash their heads with the bottle, smashing them completely hard as circuits, bolts and hard drives were bashed open and making them fall.
He was an absolute maniac as he was going like Krato's from God of war on everyone bot he saw, More then showed up fast to replace their destroyed ones.
Fry: I thought he was going to drink it and burp a huge fire.
Stan: disappointing.
Peter: And I thought I was the stupid one.
As they watched on, Bender was down to the last few robots when he noticed that his bottle was broken down to a stub and was no longer usable. And worse of all, he wasted all of the good strong liquor that was inside of the damn bottle.
Bender: Shit! I should've drunk it first! that was a waste of good quality liquor.
Debbie: Oh, now you just realized that now!
Bender: Hey, I was in the heat of the moment.
*Well, since you're taking your time talking, I just added even more robots and have upgraded them as well'
Bender: WHAT!? That's cheating!
*Says the one that broke the bottle*
The gray colored robot then turns around and see's now twenty robot giant chickens with reinforced armor and even powerful lasers. They all each opened fire on the poor working bot as one of them managed to get a hit on his shoulder.
Bender: Ow! that hurt! okay, now I need something better than this! *Throws away broken stub of the liquor bottle*
He runs and goes up to Stan for assistance to get another weapon or item to help himself win and get his ass kicked by the chickbots.
Bender: Hey! throw me another one of this question mark blocks! i'm dying out here!
Stan: You ain't dying, but i do have one of those blocks and this one is blue, must be a special one. Catch! *Throws blue block at Bender*
Once the Robot hits the block, something big gets out. It was that Red rocket launcher that Leon used on resident evil 4 to defeat the last boss.
Bender: What? This is primitive weaponry.
Stan: Don't undrestimate the mother of all rocker launchers you fool. Just aim and shoot before they screw you over.
Bender: I hope you're right about this rocket, Stan. Because if this doesn't kill them all and i get killed instead, i will come back from the depths of Robot Hell and haunt you for all eternity.
Stan: Wait, there's a robot hell in your world?
Bender: Yep, don't believe me? go there yourself. Enough talking, time to bring on the boom boom!
He aims the rocket at the advancing robots who were firing their lasers at full power while charging slowly at the same time, most missed while some got on Bender. But that didn't throw off his aim as he focused his eyesight on the metal menaces.
Bender: Closer...Closer...NOW! *Pulls Trigger!*
Upon the pull of the trigger, the rocket flies out of the launcher and speeds towards the group of Chickbots at super speeds, and upon impact of the middle one.
*BBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!*
The explosion was so big and power that it not only destroy some of the chicken robots, but the shockwave sent several more flying away into walls, busting them open and leaving only pieces and broken parts to remain.
Bender was shocked that a rocket such as that one would be powerful enough to wipe out all of the robots in one shot.
Bender: Wow! that was...beautiful...where can i get one of these powerful babies?
''In your dreams if you think i am just handing those over for free''
Martha: I gotta admit, this was amazing.
Debbie: Good job, you tincan.
Fry: Way to go Bender! That was amazing!
Bender: Thanks! I am the badass!
The mysterious God snaps his fingers and they where back.
''Congratulations Bender you have earned this''
Then a statue shows up but not any statue. It was made out of solid Gold that was a Bender statue and down on the podium it had the words. THE BEST THE FUTURE HAS TO OFFER.
Peter: Damn!
Debbie: Ego much?
Bender: Now this is even better! thanks mysterious god man, I really appreciate it greatly!
"Well, at least someone appreciates something that I give them, unlike a certain fat yellow bastard"
Homer: Fat yellow bastard? you referring to Barney the drunk?
"No, I... you know what? forget I brought it up"
The gray drinking robot was hugging his statue, forever proud that he was given a very beautiful and majestic golden statue. Fueling his ego as he was crying oil tears of joy.
Bender *Sniffs* This is very beautiful! I never felt so happy!
Fry: I'm proud of your accomplishment man, this is really impressive!
Peter: Welp, i'm going go back inside and watch those tapes for...*Research purposes*
Fry: EWWW!
Martha: Come on Peter! we didn't need to know that!
Debbie: Have some fucking standards man!
''You girls do know he is talking about the video of you two twerking right?''
Debbie: WHAT?
Martha: I thought he was talking about porn, How did this happen?
Stan: Nobody knows *smirks*
Debbie: You're done, i'm going to destroy your television.
Peter: Hey you can't do that! is my property.
''Settle down you guys, this is not the end. Now the next Challenge is something that maybe you guys still remember''
Peter: Oh come on! i'm tired and hungry!
Stan: This is hell, this is purgatory!
Homer: I rather listen to Ned Flanders reading the bible all day and night than participate in another challenge!
"Do this now and I promise the reward will be absolutely worth it" He said as he then raised his hand and snapped his fingers like he always does. But this time, they were in the Cabin House from Chapter 2-2 of Resident Evil 4 and had health bars on the top of their heads.
Requested by Darkemerald1999
The challenge is for the men to fight Ganado's, Infected wolves and the El Giante giant in the style of Resident evil 4, the rules are that they use those 4000 Ptas to buy and upgrade only one weapon, that being a pistol, and the reward for completing the challenge is getting the ability to summon their favorite drinks at will with the snap of their fingers.
Peter: Hey guys! look! I got a health bar! Hehehehe
Stan: Me too!
Homer: What place is this?
Meanwhile, the milfs were watching the challenge inside the bar on a giant flatscreen tv, the mysterious man then came up to them and served them drinks.
"Thought I do something nice for you both, how's your booty after Fry squeezed it?*
Debbie: UGH! WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A FASCINATION WITH MY ASS!?
Martha: Shh quiet it! he likes us so let it be.
''HEY...i have a fascination about both your asses thank you very much. And i just love to see you all flustered hahaha! But enough about asses and stuff, let's watch how they waste those Points and deal with the Enemies''
The common infected ganados you find everywhere start to group up and start to walk towards their place.
Peter: Whatever the reward is, i'm the one who is going to win and then take a nap!
As the infected people were banging on the walls and windows, trying to get themselves inside the cabin. The men watched and were frightened at the sight of those people.
Stan: Woah! where did they come from!?
Homer: Who cares!? help me board up these windows!
The agent helps his yellow friend to a certain extent to block the windows with clothing shelves and such, while Peter looks around and see's the merchant standing safety behind a counter and behind him were weapons of different kinds.
Seeing this as a way to get help, the fat man known as Peter runs up to the merchant and asks for help.
Merchant: Welcome friend! are you looking to buy weapons? *Opens his cloak to show pistols*
Peter: Uh, yeah, obviously. What do you have in store?
He looks and see's that the only weapons there was pistols only, he cussed under his breath expecting something powerful. But he and his buddies had to stick with what they got for now.
Peter: Hmmm... I would like to purchase the... Punisher.
*Buys the Punisher*
Merchant: Excellent purchase! Come back anytime!
He then goes up and starts blowing away at the Ganados, surprising the other guys.
Stan: Hey, where did you get that gun?
Peter: Oh you know that creepy guy over there behind us? he's a merchant who sells guns. So you guys should buy some and make those upgrade thingies *shots* ohh yeah! head shot.
Fry: I do need something to defend myself, keep them on bay we get some too.
The Fryman then runs up to the Merchant man and sees the weapons ready to be purchased, he looks at the pistols and looks at the usual. Handgun, Blacktail, Red9 and the Matilda.
Fry: Wow! they look so cool! I think i'll get the Blacktail and upgrade both firepower and magazine capacity.
Using his Ptas, he bought the Blacktail and upgraded both firepower and magazine capacity, making his new weapon a little powerful than usual as he then returned with Peter to take over the fighting while Stan and Homer went to the Merchant to do the same thing.
Homer: Lets see... oh! I like that one right there! *Buys Matilda, fucking over Stan as he was about to purchase that*
Stan: HEY! I was going to buy that!
Homer: You snooze, you lose! * Upgrades magazine capacity and runs back to shooting*
Stan: Damn it... looks like i'm going have to buy the Red9. Looks cool though, I will give it that.
*He buys the Red9 and spends all of the points on firepower, after all of the weapons were bought, the group then focuses on fighting the Ganado's like something out of Call of Duty's Nazi Zombies. By going to windows and making sure no one gets in.
The guys where shooting at all the ganados they could and it was working better then you think. They where doing a pretty good job but however, The wolve infested ganados know as Colmillos start to show up.
*Growling!* *Snarling!*
Peter: Brian? is that you?
Stan: Who's Brian? I seen wolves outside! and there's something wrong with them, they got some weird...shit coming out of them.
Homer: Looks like this is going to get a little hard.
As the pistol wielding men watched as the wolves were surrounding the cabin, some of them were clawing away at the woodwork trying to get in and to at the same time, scare them and keep them on edge. They raised their guards up and froze at the sight on one of the Colmillos burst out of the window and into the cabin.
*GLASS SHATTERS!*
*HOWLS!*
Peter: Aw shit! look out! *Gun Shots!*
The fat man opened fire on the infected Wolve, hitting it's face several times before it died. But this wasn't a lone wolf, as the broken window let in more of the wolves as they stood there, snarling and growling at the men who were now surrounded by ten of these hellhounds.
Stan: Shit! we're surrounded! we need to find a way to force them into a chokepoint.
Peter: *Looks at stairs* Look! we can use the stairs to get more ground to cover! and I got something to distract these furry mutts.
He then rushes towards the wolfs and jumps onto the table, distracting them with a song, he takes off his shirt and starts dancing.
Stan: What the hell is he doing!?
Peter: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, its better than yours. I could teach you, but I have to charge.
No one had any idea of what Peter was doing, but for some reason. The wolves got really angry and mad at him like he was making a fool of them. If they could talk right now, they would say how slowly they would rip of his fat meat.
The merchant was just looking away, acting like he never seen him before. Stan and Fry make weird faces and just go right back up.
Fry: Well, whatever that dance he is making, it's buying us time to get up to the stairs!
Homer: You're right, lets go while they're distracted!
As the three cartoon amigos headed up the stairs, Peter sees them race up and decides to join them. Now how was he going to get over the pit of infected wolves you ask? well, he does it by jumping really high in the air like something out of those chessy action movies in the late 80s or something.
Peter: HEYA! *Jumps over the wolves*
*ARRF?*
As he jumped over the stairs, he almost fell just right before he was saved by Homer by grabbing onto his hand.
Homer: I couldn't leave you hanging, Hey! I made a funny!
Stan: Hurry, get up here! we got an idea!
Both agreed to his plan as they then get up to meet with Stan and Fry, they were holding what appeared to be a big clothing shelf of sorts and were preparing to drop it on the infected Colmillos to kill at least some of them.
Stan: On the count of three, we jump it on them! ready!?
Peter, Fry and Homer: Yes! *Puts their hands on the shelf to tlit it over*
Stan: Okay...one...two...THREE! DROP IT NOW!
Homer: Hey, now that i ask myself. Are we allowed to use those magic items?
Stan: I SAID NOW!
Homer: Geez ok!
They drop the shelf over the infected animals, which actually allows it to hit some of them.
Stan: Shoot then while they are dizzy.
Peter: You don't have to tell me twice *Cocks gun*
*Gun shots!* *Whimpers and growls!*
They go in guns blazing, killing the wolves before they even get up to attack them, the fight never let up as they focused all of their firepower on anything that moved a paw forward.
Stan: Cease fire! Cease fire!
They stopped firing their pistols and look at all of the dead Colmillos wolves that were slain by the efforts of the three cartoon men. Peter lifts his pistol that was still emitting smoke from the barrel.
Peter: It's just been revoked!
Stan: *Facepalms!* Peter, for now on, let me do the catchphrases. Okay? that sucked big time.
Fry: I have to agree on-*RUMBLING!* Woah! what was that?
Homer: Not sure, but lets go buy some ammo and upgrade, cause I have a feeling that something big is heading our way.
Merchant: Better get those guns pump up strangers, your asses are on the line now.
THE HEAVY STEPS START TO GET CLOSER and the ganados run away, El gigante. A huge infected abomination was now getting close.
And they didn't waste any time or bullshitted around as they went up to the merchant and using their remaining points that they got from Killing the Ganado's and Colmilos, they bought more ammo and upgraded their pistols for more magazine and firepower as they will need all the help they can get.
With the ammunition and upgrades bought, the Merchant disappears from the cabin, but not before saying "Hope you gentlemen survive this night! Hehehehe" Saying those last words right before disappearing.
Confused, they are snapped out of it once the stomping stopped.
*Stomping stops*
With those sounds and the ground shaking were stoped, the men looked outside and at first, they didn't see anything out there. It was like whatever was making those noises just decided to leave, oh how wrong they were.
Peter: Hey, I think it's gone! must've been a little scare challenge or something of that nature.
Homer: Hmmm, I was expecting a big fight. Mayb- *CREAKING AND SNAPPING!*
*ROARS!*
Fry: HOLY FUCK!
They looked up and saw the El Gigante as it pulled apart the roof of the cabin, it was very scary and ugly looking as it tried to grab one of the men.
Stan: AIM FOR THE EYES!
Everyone then aim their guns to the colossal face and start shooting as much as they could, Punisher, matilda, Red9 and all that to his face. Waiting for damage to make him get his ugly mug out of the house.
And it worked as the beast was pushed back several feet away from the cabin as it roared in pain, trying to cover it's face from the flying bullets. Taking the time needed, they escaped out of the cabin and were now in the danger zone as there was no cover for them to take.
El Gigante then uncovered it's face and it was now marching slowly towards the men, hell bent on killing them all with it's sheer strength and size.
The husbands were scared almost shitless as they were running around, trying to avoid it's attacks and it's massive size, Each footstep the beast made were so loud and ground shaking that it felt like a mini earthquake was happening. They opened fire on the creature again, but their pistols were not inflicting enough damage and they were running low on ammo.
Stan: Guys, we need to figure out how to take this guy down!
They all then thinking up a strategy on how to kill El Gigante. then Fry gets an idea after seeing a boulder on top of a little rocky corner and realized how it can be defeated.
Fry: I'll got one, but it is risky so just trust me.
He goes up to the monster and starts flailing it's arms like a madman, trying to get the mutated monsters attention. The beast stopped in its tracks and looked at the delivery boy with curiosity as it tilted it's head.
Fry: Yeah, that's right! down here ugly! come and try to get me! *Fires back at the monster*
*ROARS!*
Fry: Follow me, you ugly fuck!
He runs away, making the beast give chase as the group stood and watched as the boy led the beast under the boulder.
Peter: If he dies, can i get his stuff?
Homer: I think so *cough* i don't want to run.
Stan: C'mon, he has a plan. So let's pay attention to it.
Peter: But how?
Stan: Look at him run towards the boulder several feet away dumbass.
Peter: Oh... now I get it. Everyone reload with what ammo you have left.
As they used up all of their ammunition for this last attack, Fry was still mocking the monster as it was getting closer to the spot needed to bring him down. he stood still and waited for the thing to get close.
Fry: Closer...Closer...Come on now, don't keep me waiting.
Watching very closely, he saw the beast approaching to the spot. And as it set foot on the spot just right under the boulder...
Fry: Now guys!
He then dodged rolled out of harms way as he joins his fellow players, taking aim at the exposed weak parts of the cliff that was holding the boulder in place.
Fry: Open fire! *Gun shots!*
*Gun Shots!*
They all proceeded to open fire on the weak points, each bullet chipping away the weak spots as the beast roared and stood still instead of moving out of the way. Cracking can be heard as the cliff was having trouble holding on to the boulder's weight.
Homer: It's almost coming down!
Star: Keep firing!
As they continued opening fire, the cliff finally gave in and the boulder then fell down hard. El Gigante looked up foolishly as the giant rock fell and crushed not only his face hard on impact, but also crushed his body as bones broke and blood splattered on the ground. It was nasty looking but in the end, the beast was finally slain for good.
Peter: Yeahhhh!
Stan: Slaying zombies the old American way.
Fry: That was a WIN!
Homer: Oh man that was so...wait, who won exactly? did we all win?
Fry: I guess we all won, I mean, we did work together so maybe the prize we will get we will share it or something.
*ZAP!*
The men were then suddenly and without warning, teleported back to their prison of a home known as Quahog and the mysterious man was clapping his hands in applause.
*CLAPPING HANDS!* "Well, I had not expected this from all of you, you took down the El Gigante with teamwork. Now that is impressive"
Stan: Yeah, thank you. Now what is the reward and do we please get a break?
Peter: Yeah, I wanna go back in and drink something good while watching that twerking video.
"Oh, you must by psychic, because that was the prize!"
*Snaps fingers*
a weird aura of energy was summoned and absorbed by the men, at first, nothing seemed to happened until Peter raised his hand.
Peter: I don't feel anything, was there supposed to be some- *POOF!* *A can of Pawtucket Patriot Beer was summoned in Peter's hand*
Stan: Woah! where did that come from? did you summon that challenge maker?
''This is your reward brave idiots! Hahaha with a snap of fingers you now can summon your favorite drink whenever you want. Also try not to be too drunk''
Peter: YES! this is awesome.
Bender: Whatever! i can just steal booze from the stores.
Debbie: Alsowhile you guys were busy, we destroyed the televisions that had our videos *shows a hammer*
Peter: NOOOO!
Fry: *Snap fingers and slurm shows up* Don't be sad today was actually pretty great. We should work together more often.
''You're all just lucky this i gave to you all''
Homer: Hmmmm Beer.
Peter: Damn it! I should've had it recorded!...ah whatever, i'm taking a break cause i'm tired.
He heads back inside his house and slams the door in anger as he had nothing to jack off to, but at least he gets his beer so it was a sort of bittersweet ending to the challenge.
Stan: Oh come on girls, you didn't have to do that.
Debbie: Well, you three were busy so we had our chance.
Tired and sleepy, all of the guys headed back inside into their homes to summon as many drinks as they wanted to, provided that they not get drunk, but that was a impossibility cause they are husbands after all and they drink beer all the time.
"Hmm, well now ladies, how did it feel to destroy those tapes and tv's?"
Debbie: Feels so great! now i can't be further embarassed. Now i'm heading back in to rest with Martha, see ya later.
The two milfs head back in to rest after being in three challenges, leaving the mysterious man all by himself.
"This is just the start. The fun never ends so does this planet''
A\N: Hey guys thanks a lot for all the votes on the poll for the next three female characters that will show up. The first and second place where fill so far but the third female is getting hard to decide because we have a draw on FOUR CHARACTERS! So everyone who dint vote yet please go there and VOTE so we can get out of this draw and til next chapter friends.