A few days had passed on that planet after three new womens where introduced to the game. But what everyone didn't know is that their place now has been changed to a new location.
Everyone suddently was sleeping on the ground, some of them on the concrete and others on the grass.
Peter: Hmm, no He-man, i look way better on your clothes then you.
Stan: Hmmm, Donald Trump has nice ideas. But his skin is so orange.
Bender: Hmmm, Kill all humans.
''WAKE UP YOU SONS OF BITCHES! HAHAHAHA''
All: AHHHHH! *WAKES UP AND NEARLY HAVE HEARTATTACKS!*
All of the contestants were suddenly and rudely awoken by the sounds of the mysterious man, they looked like they had seen a ghost in their sleep or something as they looked at each other to see if they were still dreaming.
Stan: Oh god! what the hell was that!?
Peter: I think i'm still dreaming! someone punch me or something!
Bender: Okay! I can do that.
*PUNCH!*
Peter: OWWW! That was too hard! but... alright, i'm not dreaming. Thanks Bender.
Bender: Actually, I just did that for fun. But whatever.
They all get up and decide to ask their challenge making man on why they were here in the outside world laying on the grass and concrete.
Stan: Hey man, what gives?
''Don't you recognize your own town Stan? We are in Langley falls your hometown. Sometimes i will change the enviroment for something else, besides Quahog stinks''
Peter: Hey!
Bender: He is right though, that place's beer is yucky.
''So newcomers how are you all holding up?''
Maddie: well, it could be better if you didn't scream or kidnapped us.
Babs: I never end up on the floor to a unknown place sober.
Leela: Like my life was not already hard.
"Oh, quit the nagging. Do you girls want me to get the booty expansion cream?" He asked to se if that will get to stop nagging, They then stopped, not wanting to have to get their sexy asses bigger, as if they weren't already big enough.
Babs: Uhhh, no thanks. I prefer to keep my pants on untorn.
Leela: Booty expansion cream? and I thought the professors experiments were weird.
Maddie: I could say the same thing.
With everyone now being quiet for the moment, Stan was looking over Langley falls, his home town from where he was born. While not his real home where he could spend time with his family and do his wacky, insane as fuck adventures. It was at least the most calming as it at least made him feel at peace for the moment.
Stan: *Sighs* I miss my real home.
Peter: It's okay man, we know the feeling.
"Are you people ready to hear about tonight's challenge?"
Bender: I'm more into seeing the ladies asses getting expanded so I can squeeze and smack them. Hehehehe.
Maddie: PERV!
Babs: Don't you have to be a pervert somewhere else?
Bender: Not until 4:00 AM.
Stan: Okay, can you please tell us what the challenge is? i'm getting a headache from their bitching.
''First of all, all of this is the real deal you idiot! i'm a powerful deity and i took a piece of each world to form this world! where you even listening?''
Debbie: Also bitching? don't you have manners?
Homer: I'm hungry, can we eat?
Peter: What happened to all of our stuff?
''Oh this is the fun part. All your magical or not magical items are stored in dimensional boxes, each one of you has, just say Item Box and you see all of your items to put it in or out to use it on some challenge or just decorate your home''
Martha: Interesting.
''Also i have two challenges from my Good boy here zero. First challenge is all women will work together to break into a bank and robbed as dress in bunny girls customs, while trying not to get caught by the police''
Martha: Bunny girl costumes? well...at least that one I can agree on.
Debbie: Hmmm, that depends, well the suits be too tight for my booty?
"Who cares? the more booty, the better! would you rather see the guys in them?"
Maddie: UGGHHH! HELL NO!
Peter: Aw man.
The thought of robbing a bank of money without getting chased and arrested by the Po-Po was something that was actually very exciting for the Milfs. This was something that they would like to do for the danger and rush that it would give them.
Leela: Can't believe this is happening, I rather date Zapp then wear a demeaning suit.
Debbie: Come on Leela! it's a bank robbery, something that's both fun and dangerous at the same time. If we ladies can survive all odds, then i'm sure we can complete this one.
Stan: Well, I guess you're right with that logic.
"Finally! someone who agrees with me and listens. are husbands this dense?"
Martha: Trust me, I had experience. Now for the bank robbery that we are planning, what can we use to take out the security guards?
Babs: You know all guys get really distracted when they see someone *bounces her tits* endowed, so let me make a distraction and you girls take that time to get inside to not let anyone touch the alarm. While the one eye woman beats the ones who are distracted.
Leela: Hey! i have a name.
Babs: Also combat Experiencee so just bear with me for now.
Martha: Hey, what about Debbie here? I know one combat experience she has, smothering mens and ladies faces with her booty.
Debbie: Hey! at least it knocks them down and they pass out.
"Hmm, very well. Okay ladies here's the bunny costumes that you will be wearing. Choose your color cause it's a one way shopping"
*SNAPS FINGERS!*
*POOF!*
A giant hovering clothes hanger appears out of no where and it shows the many Bunny girl costumes in many colors, the sexy ladies then walk up to the hanger and pick out their costumes based on their favorite colors.
Debbie: oooohhh! I get the blue!
Leela: I get the white... hey! wait a minute! are the men gonna watch us strip naked?
Peter: Don't mind us! *Takes out camera and records* He he he.
''Actually...no, you fine ladies just choose your colors and they will pop back to your bodies in one second fast as the flash''
Peter: WHAT!? DAMN IT! *Throws Camera on ground*
Fry: Oh well, you tried.
Bender: I call bullshit.
''SHUT UP! i'm the boss here BOI''
Martha chooses red, Babs chooses yellow, Maddie chooses pink. The bunny costumes where the same ones you use to see girls on the playboy mansion sking tight also with long stockings.
Leela: This is...so embarrassing, i hope we get some nice reward for this or someone is gonna get hurt.
Fry: You loook gorgeous leels
Leela: Hush fry!
Stan: It sure was in a flash.
Peter: Really wants to make me cry.
Homer: Hey, I found some donuts in this guys fridge.
Stan: Hey, that's my house!
''You girls can go now''
*Snap fingers*
All the sexy bunny girl womans where now in front of one of langley falls banks with generic prop people for the police, sure they had real guns and tazers.
And they saw how big the place was, knowing that a building this big means a lot of money was inside the vaults. They then spotted the guards and needed to find a way to get in without being detected.
Maddie: Okay girls, stick close by me and I promise that we will make it out of here winners.
Debbie: This reminds me of that ocean's movie.
Martha: You talking about the remake of Ocean's 8?
Debbie: No way! that one sucked just as hard as that female ghostbusters, I can be a better ghostbuster than all of those female leads combined.
Maddie: shhh! keep it down!
As they hid away from the guards sight in bushes, Babs pokes her head out and signals Maddie over for their distraction of the guards. And they just knew how to.
Random Guard #1: Damn man, it's boring out here.
Random Guard #2: I agree, our shift ain't over till another hour.
Babs: YOO-HOO! Mr bank guards! *Turns around and twerks!*
Leela: *Facepalms!* This is never going to work.
Debbie: I wouldn't be so sure about that girl.
Babs was sexy, but her sexyness was way to high and when they see the perfect booty twerking of a milf wearing a bunny suit. Their eyes turn into cartoon shaped hears and they soon start to drool.
Leela: Seriously? oh c'mon!
Maddie: shh! Quiet, damn it.
Babs: I'm a little lost can you security guards be cool and get closer to me and help me out? *winks to Leela*
That offer was just too much to ignore as both the guards walk towards the booty Milf with hands wanting to smack and squeeze them, they were hypnotized by the shaking booty as they got closer.
Preparing to strike at any moment, she continues to twerk harder while waiting to give the signal.
Babs: That's it...come closer *Shakes booty!*
They get closer, drooling like they were in milf heaven as they got just where she wanted the to be.
Babs: Okay then...NOW LEELA!
Leela: "Jumps out of the bushes!* HEEYA! *KICKS!*
The one eyed, purple haired lady attacks with speed and stealth as she kicks the guards in the faces, knocking them out cold as they fell on the concrete ground. This impressed the other ladies as Maddie and Babs dragged them by the legs and hid them inside the bushes to keep them hidden from any other guards.
Babs: Told you i'd work.
Leela: Well, I guess I was wrong.
Maddie: Come on! we're wasting time!
As the bunny suited females ran to the bank doors, Leela kicked it and it was busted open, but not loud enough to get any unwanted attention. They then entered and sneaked around silently as to avoid any detection.
But then as they were nearing the hallways, Maddie stops them before they proceeded any further as she looked up and saw the cameras in the walls.
Maddie: Damn it, this is going to be hard.
As she tried to figure out a solution for this camera problem, the milf known as Martha gets an idea.
Martha: Does anyone have any sticks of gum?
Babs: I have some, but what you plan to do?
Martha: Just watch and learn.
Being handed the gum, she chews each of them until they get really sticky and has all four in her hand. She then silently goes up against the walls to not being seen since cameras can't tilt downward and using some of her acrobatic skills, jumps high enough for her hand to stick the gum on the camera lens.
*STICK!*
Debbie: Wow! that's impressive!
Babs: I agree, just three more to go!
Martha: "Giggles"
Doing the same thing as before, she moves to each of the three cameras and sticking the used gum on the lenses to block out the sight. The others couldn't believe something like this would happen, looking like straight out of a action spy movie.
After blocking the last camera, all of the cameras sights are blocked off as Martha wiped the sweat from her forehead.
Martha: Whew! alright ladies, move up.
The rest then followed as they walked through the hallway and turned a right, seeing the big bank vault itself! it was big and right behind that metal door was the money. But there was one problem, it had to be opened with a key, and the only person holding such key was the guard asleep in his desk as he puts his feet on the desk.
Random Guard #3: *SNORING!*
Debbie: All of ya'll stay right here, i got this.
She walks on the point of her feet slowly approaching the guard. She sees the the key at one inch from her hand and she tries to reach for it as it was going to be that easy.
Debbie: Almost...
She is about to reach for the set, hoping to get them off of the man as quick and quietly as possible, but as her fingers were in reach however...
*CLINK!*
*CHAIR CREEKS!*
Debbie: Oh shit!
Random Guard #3: Woah! *Thud!* OW! That hurt!
The sleeping guard was woken up from his slumber, worried about the guard raising the alarm, Debbie throws the keys to the girls as she knew how to knock out the guard.
Random Guard #3: Uhhhh… wha?
He then see's something hover over his head and a giggle is heard.
Debbie: *Giggles* Praise the booty!
She lands her ass on his face so hard the girls flinched, swearing the floor just cracked.
Martha: Ouch! (she could had used her power to turn him into a baby)
The orange haired milf comes back after the splendind knockout.
Babs: That was a wild move girl! and here i thought you where not so pervy and a goody two shoes.
Debbie: I think i got too fanatic into my big booty too.
Leela: Try doing something else next time *sighs*
Maddie: Forget that, lets fill the bags before anything else happens.
With the butt crush out of the way, the ghost hunter milf looks for the key to open the vault door, sliding through key after key until she got to the one where it was golden and the key shape was in line with the key hole in place.
Maddie: Found it!
With finding the gold key, she puts it in the hole and twists it around, looking for the opening spot as she can hear clicking and cracking. the others hoped that the key doesn't break off and they lose the challenge.
Debbie: it better not break.
Martha: It shouldn't, maybe the key is stronger than the floor when you decided to butt crush.
Debbie: Everyone loves a good ass smothering *Snickers*
Maddie: Enough with the booty talk! I need to focus! just jimmy it right there...
*CLICK!*
Maddie: Got it!
With the right spot opened, the vault doors suddenly start opening by themselves as they all watched in awe, they were really excited to steal the money and walk out with no hassle whatsoever.
As it opened all the way, the entire vault was filled to the brim with dollars of different numbers, $1's, $5's, 10's, $20's, $50's and $100's.
Debbie: So much money...
Babs: Alright, let's start filling the bags up now!
But when they where walking to it, Maddie stops on her tracks when red laser beams block their way.
Leela: Great *sarcastic tone*
Martha: Ok, let me handle this one the only way i know.
She gets in front of the lasers and she does something unexpected. She starts removing her suit to show off her ass and panties. The Booty queen tattoo is showing.
Debbie: Wait are you going to...
Martha: He did said this is High quality and ready for any *concentrates*
Babs: What is she doing? she is gonna get her butt toasted.
Martha: You just watch.
As the she takes off her suit, revealing her big booty, she activates her booty queen tattoo as she walks towards the lasers. the others were getting scared that she was going to get hurt or killed, but they were about to be proven wrong.
As she neared the lasers, she closed her eyes and...
Martha: UNNFFF!
She shows her booty right into the red lasers, instead of getting burned, the lasers are deflected away and hitting some walls and finally hitting themselves as they blew up.
*BOOM!* *BOOM!* *BOOM!* *BOOM!*
Milfs: DAYUMMMM!
As each of the lasers were destroyed, they stood there, speechless at the power of her booty queen tattoo. putting back on her outfit, the dish washing Milf then picks up the empty money bag.
Martha: Come on ladies! these bags ain't gonna fill themselves!
Leela: That is the more sexist super power ever *rolls her eyes*
Martha: You'd wish you had this power.
Everyone goes to fill their bags with one million each.
All of the ladies then started to fill the bags with all of the money their bags could take, it didn't matter what number they were, they were valuable regardless as they filled those money bags like crazy as if they were doing trick or treating. Only different is that they were getting money instead of candy.
As all of the bags were filled, they needed a way out of the bank as they knew that guards were coming as they would've heard the explosions in the distance.
Babs: Great, we're trapped.
Martha: Not for long, everyone stand back!
Taking her bunny suit off again and activating her booty queen tattoo, she focuses all of her energy and...
Martha: UNNNFFF!
*BASH!* *CRUMBLES!*
The stone walls were crushed by the booty as it crumbled down hard, once again the ladies were surprised by the power of that tattoo. Grabbing all of the bags, they rush out of the bank and ran towards the exit with all speed, not caring for how heavy the bags were.
Maddie: Come on girls! we're almost there!
Debbie: So heavy!
Babs: Don't let up!
Using all they had left in their bodies, they reached to the exit and had won the challenge! they then dropped the bags and high fived each other for their amazing accomplishment together as a sexy team.
Debbie: That was awesome!
Babs: I agree! I felt like I was in Ocean's 11.
*THUNDERSTRIKE!*
The mysterious man then appears before the milfs, clapping his hands in applause for their victory.
*Clapping hands*
"Well, did you ladies have fun?"
Leela: I saw someone break walls and lasers with their butt...not even the future surprised me that much.
''Then you're just on early seasons''
Leela: What?
''Nothing, Well i saw all of it and wow! that was amazing, well done girls well done. Your reward is one million dollars for each one according to the currency of each your universe''
*Finger Snap*
Debbie: Woah! did we just get one million dollars each for ourselves!? that's...that's so... I can't even describe it.
Martha: Are you kidding? this is awesome! I never would've thought i'd win one million dollars!
Maddie: This makes me want to go buy something.
Babs: Hmmm...I know what i'm thinking of buying... *Snickers*
Leela: Hey, why don't we go show the guys how much we won?
The rest thought of that idea, while it would be rude to flaunt and taunt the men that they won a cash prize, the guys were being perverted as well. So it made sense.
Babs: Yeah! I agree! lets show those bozos that they got shit of luck.
Then Bender shows up Behind the girls.
Bender: You do know that this town stores have no guards and that we are pratically the only beings here since all the others are in storage for that guy. Just go to the next store and grab what you want.
''As long as it's not something that will make the challenges easier, that's why i throw out rewards.
Debbie: *throws her shoe at Bender* Quit spoiling our fun!
Bender: Ouch hey!
Homer: Oh hey look! the girls are back.
Stan: I'm just saying this house is min,e so go looking for other places to get food.
Fry: So Leela, how was the robbery?
Peter: I'm ready for some action.
Babs: Too bad you missed out on something good.
Debbie: Yeah! look at what we won! *Shows all of the bags of money*
Showing all of the money to the men, they all then got extremely jealous that the girls won all of the monies and they got nothing and not even a watch as it was going on.
Peter: AWWW! WHAT!? Are you kidding me!?
Homer: If Mr. Burns saw all of that money, he'd die of a heart attack!
Stan: Are you planning on sharing some of this money?
Debbie: Hell no! this is our moolah!
Fry: I'm guessing you're not sharing with me too huh?
Leela: Nope.
With the disappointment of not getting even a dollar, Stan unwillingly decided to ask the tormentor on what they're challenge was supposed to be and hoped that the reward would be absolutely worth all of the trouble he was willing to be put through.
Stan: I can't believe i'm asking this...But hey man, is there a challenge for us? I don't care if it's hard or not.
"Well, i do have one challenge for Fry. but this is gonna be a little harder...to accept"
Fry: What is it?
"Fry you must choose between homer, Stan, and peter. The choice you make will send you back in time before they met one of their wives and you must seduce her before they can. You choose how far you go, however should you fail, you will be kick in the balls by all the men"
This shocked the others as they wouldn't believe that one of their friends would go back in time to seduce their wives, but they were having none of that crap as they all got irate at this challenge idea that the man proposed.
Stan: Are you fucking kidding me!?
Homer: No way in hell i'm letting him do that!
Peter: This guy has a serious problem.
All: *Arguing!*
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" *THUNDER CLASHES!*
All: "Stopped Bitching"
"Now Fry, choose who you want to pick for the time travel/seduction challenge, the choice is yours" He told the orange hair boy, he looked at the men and was thinking of who to choose.
Fry: I don't know man. I mean we are not BEST friends, but i would hate if someone did this to me. Seduce one of their wives in the past of their own world? What if i accidently make them never to get married?
Leela: Fry has some...problems with time Travel.
She said as she remembers how Fry became his own grandpa.
''Ok look, how about i tell you what reward you will get if you do this? If you win you get Austing powers Mojo. Which is legendary sexual prowess and potency. Huh? does it Sound tempting?''
Fry: Wait, a mojo power that has Sexual prowess? hmmm, that sounds really cool and interesting to want to try.
He then thinks on the reward he is getting if he wins the challenge, it probably wouldn't hurt in the slightest if he seduced one of the men's wives just once. At least it's someone different and not related to his family at all whatsoever.
Fry: Okay! I decided who I want to go seduce!
"Tell me, I would like to hear"
Fry: I want to seduce... Homer's wife, Marge!
Homer: WHAT!?
''Good Choice she is not such a slutty bitch like Francine and Lois...''
Peter and Stan: HEY!
''Oh quiet you! you know its true, she is quite nice so go there and seduce her as much as you think its necessary before young Homer do anything''
*Finger snap*
The orange haired delivery boy is transported to the past from Homer's universe.
Homer: Ohhh man noo! What if Marge is not going to marry me?
''Relax Homer i dont think he go that far also she wont bother about a guy that will dissapear after one day. Besides your a chick magnet maybe you end up with one of the many ladies who are interested on you''
Leela: Your kidding right? not wanting to be a bitch but look at him.
''Hey! every male human guy here got at least ONE sexy woman who got interested in them even though they are married and for whatever reason.
Homer,Stan and Peter nod remembering the atractive girls that got interested on them like Homer with Mindy,Lurleen and Julia. Peter with Gretchen and Stan but being the only one who actually had sex with it.
''Now lets all debate about that Later, Fry has a challenge to do''
Fry was now in the year 1974 and he was at the front of the high school and it was now prom night, the night were Marge and Homer would fall in love and become a couple. But this time it would be Fry and Marge instead as when he was transported here, Homer was erased (Not really) from this universe and Marge was just sitting down watching the people dance without having a dancer as well.
Fry: Okay, first I need a suit to get in. But where do I get one? and the store's too far from here.
He looks around to see if he can find a suit that could fit him and notices some guy taking a leak at the bushes next to the wall, a perfect disguise to take.
As the man was finishing up with his pissing, he is hit on the head with a rock to knock him out as Fry then began taking his clothes to steal and use for the prom dance. After then hid the body behind the bushes.
Fry: Okay, got the clothes on. Now I can enter.
As he finished dressing himself, he then walked up the stairs and headed towards the doors that led to the prom, keeping his head to avoid detection from the bouncers that guarded the prom from any students that didn't belong here.
As he got pass the guards, he opens the door and is thrown into the dance party as couples danced away to the sounds of loud music.
He wonders why Homer is not here with his future wife since this is the PAST! and hey his wife looks really atractive and even though the thoughts of being too young for him since she was a teenager they where almost the same height and he looked young too.
Fry: (Why is she alone?)
He slowly walk towards her.
And to make sure he doesn't come off weird or something of that nature, he clears his throat and looks for the right words to pick as he was thinking. She had not noticed him yet as he was adjusting his hair a little, and then he speaks up to get her attention.
Fry: Hello there ma'am, how are you today?
Marge: Oh hello, didn't noticed you there. who are you?
Fry: My name is fry...er Fryer Gonzales.
Marge: Hmmm, weird name but hey, I don't judge.
He then sits down next to her, not wanting to go all in yet.
Fry: So...how are you liking this party?
Marge: It's good...though I feel like something's missing.
Fry: Yes it is, You don't have anyone to dance with *smiles* I think anyone would like to ask you to the dance.
Marge: Hehe that is sweet of you to say, but it's not like that.
Fry: Why? did your partner got sick or something?
Marge: I don't have a partner, in fact. I though I was going to dance with somebody but I don't seem to remember clearly...Maybe it was just a dream or whatever *Sighs sadly*
The boy felt bad for the blue haired woman as he then patted her on the shoulder, this made her feel a little better but was still sad as she had no partner to dance with on this romantic night. Fry then presented his hand on hers and this made her gasp in shock.
Fry: If you don't have anyone to dance with...would you like to dance with me? if you want.
This question surprised Marge as she wasn't really expecting this unknown man who she had just met seconds ago wanting to dance with her. she noticed something about this boy that made her feel different about him, The way he talked and his black eyes shining in the light.
Marge: Hmmm...well, I don't want this night to be for nothing since i'm gonna graduate soon, so alright. I'll dance with you, but do you know any good dancing moves?
Fry: Of course! just follow my lead!
*Picks her up*
Marge: Woah! what a gentleman!
The delivery boy now shows Marge some prom dancing moves from what he knows, not to impress her. But to at least show that he know what he was doing.
Fry: Okay...here we go.
He starts by doing a 80's style dancing he'd seen in 80's movies and Bee's Gees band. this impressed Marge as she gasped in amusement. She had never seen this kind of dance before and wanted to give it a try.
Marge: Lets see if I can pull that off...Hmmm.
She then tries imitating his dances moves by doing the same thing he does, it was good for a little bit until she stumbles around and almost falls on the ground, Fry luckily got her in time.
Then they where staring at each other like fate just give him a rose to grab.
Fry: Easy there fast feet. You gotta train before you try this out or else you might fall.
Marge: O-oh i guess so.
She blushed a little by that.
So the delivery boy instead took Marge by her hand and led her to slow dance, it was romantic and calm as he took her hand and spun her around in a very fun way to dance.
It was amazing for the both of these people as they looked into each others eyes, it was something she had never felt in his life. But Fry was having conflicting feelings as he had the heart for Leela as she was his favorite girl to want to spend time with.
Marge: How are you liking this?
Fry: It's great! here, lets move this to the center.
The music then changes to a serenity like tune as they were now at the center of the dancing pad, the man then placed his hands around her hips as he danced with her in a different way.
But something like in a fairy tail book shows up and his watch starts to beep. When he looks at it he sees *Time to go* on it
Fry: I-im sorry, but i have to go now.
Marge: What? Why?
Fry: it's complicated, but i got no time to explain. Thank you for the dance and i hope you find someone really nice (someone who likes donuts)
And just like some Cinderella rip off ,Fry walks away Leaving her behind looking at the nice guy she met. Once outside of the school...
The guy from the past now future living Comes back in front of everyone else like a snap.
Debbie: Hey! he's back.
Maddie: Is traveling to the past cool?
Babs: Is everything there the same, but with yellow people?
Leela: It's not that much of a big deal to us anymore.
Homer: Ohh man, i just hope My marriage is still there.
Stan: Relax, it was just a flirt.
''Yeah you two got through more stuff then this together right? also...no i can't show her here now to see if she is still the same''
Homer: DOH!
''Good job delivery boy, here is your reward''
Then Fry is hit on the crotch by a beam that stings a little making him yelp by it.
Fry: Ouch! Hey! was that really nece-
Then suddenly Austin Powers theme song starts playing on his head and many informations on to how threat a woman to satisfaction on bed and sexual prowess just mindfucked his own existence of what he knows.
Stan: Is he ok?
Peter: Maybe he is braindead now.
Fry: Woooow! I feel...different.
He said almost in a drunk manner.
Leela: Hey Fry, come back to reality.
The purple haired woman touches his shoulder and when she does that Fry reacts and somehow...removed her bra before she even notices it any movement.
Leela: Hey, why does it feel cold all of a sudden...My bra is gone!...and yet...
She was starting to fall in love with the fryman, his new power was working her like nothing as the men and milfs watch as she gets horny and goes up on his chest.
Homer: Woah... now that's a power!
Peter: I'm jealous.
Stan: Same Here.
With the Austin power ability working on Leela as she was getting really horny with Fry, he then takes her into his house for some fun.
Fry: Don't mind us! *Closes door*
Debbie: I don't wanna know what is going on behind closed doors.
Martha: I can imagine.
Babs: Is that really how his power works?
Bender: Man i never thought this is how he would bone her.
Homer: Does it work on any of you girls?
Stan: What is this Austin Power mojo you talk about?
Peter: Yeah we want information so search for it.
''Shut up! If your so eager, then search on Wikipedia for Austin powers you maniacs, since Fry is busy with his ahn...stuff they are going to be out for now''
Babs: They are banging, just say it!
Martha: No need to be so blunt.
Babs: Fine...they are having intercourse like two normal beings.
Peter: There you go.
Debbie: *rolls her eyes* ohh boy.
Homer: Hey! why don't i get a time to nap? i'm the one who got his marriage on the cross fire.
''Shut up Homer!''
Maddie: Well this happened. I'm the one asking them, what is next?
''Well the next is from one of my best bro Darkemerald1999. Were Stan, Peter and Homer will have to eat a box full of buffalo wild wings from Buffalo wild wings restaurant. And these wings are covered in blazing hot sauce Which is one of most hottest sauces ever made and have to eat them all without getting milk or water''
Peter\Homer: FOOD!
Debbie: Ugghh, you men and your fattening food, wings are too spicy.
Peter: They aren't that spicy, and they are very good and tasty! you ought to try it yourself one day. And i'm pretty sure this Blazing sauce is not that hot and is probably one of those generic hot sauces.
"Oh, but that's were you're wrong Peter. Cause these hot sauce coated wings are *Very special* Hehehehehe"
Stan: Well, it's been a while since I had wings. take us to Buffalo Wild Wings!
"Your wish is my command...even though I was going to do that anyway" *Snaps fingers*
The men and milfs were then teleported to a Buffalo Wild Wings as the men were seated down while the girls were seated at the bar, they were served drinks while the guys were waiting for the wings.
Peter: Oh boy, can't wait!
Homer: Where's My Buffalo Wings!? *Bangs table while repeating himself
"(Thinking) I'm so glad my best bro DarkEmerald1999 suggested this challenge, cause these guys are getting on my last nerves by asking retarded questions and being idiots in general. Time for some payback!"
*Snaps fingers and three boxes of Blazing hot wings are summoned to the table*
Stan: *Sniffs* Wooo! that smell's strong!
''You should start by eating sl-''
Peter: *Starts eating like a pig*
Homer: *Starts to slurp them*
''ohh! You really should not do that so fast...well don't say i didn't warn you hehe! try not to drink anything like water or milk''
Stan: *Mouth full of wings* Shut up dude! this shit's so good! I never ate something this good in a long time... hey, I feel a tingling in my mouth- Oh god! it's getting hot! HOLY SHIT! MY MOUTH'S ON FIRE!
His mouth became a fire ground of heat as it was burning on contact by the coating of the Blazing sauce, the mysterious man was laughing at the C.I.A. man's pain.
"*LAUGHING* Didn't your mother told you to not talk with your mouth full? and telling me to shut up just made it worse for you BOI"
Homer: What kind of hot sauce is this!?
"That there my friends is Blazing sauce, that shit makes sriracha sauce taste and look like regular hot sauce"
Peter: Hot damn!
As the men tried and struggled to finish the hottest wings ever created by man, Homer looked as if he was crying as the sauce overwhelmed his senses. His nose became runny and his eyes were tearing up like crazy.
Homer: Can't...go on...too hot!
Stan: Come on Homie! there's only like...Geez, only nine to go and you're still eating one? that sucks.
Homer: I QUIT! I QUIT! NEED MILK! *Runs out to the drink bar and drinks gallons of milk like no tomorrow*
"Looks like two to go now, you guys better finish"
Stan and Peter were trying to finish the rest of the wings, but found it getting difficult as the burning intensified in their mouths. That's when Stan decided to cheat by using a packet of blue cheese he had surprising had in his pants pocket.
Stan: Yes! if I could use this cheese, it'll make things easier for me to win. Just in to-*Hand is grabbed by the mysterious man*
"OHHHHH! WE GOT A CHEATER HERE!"
Stan: What?
''I thought Homer was gonna win because of his experience with peppers, but not even him was able to defeat the wings. Now Stan, you're out of the competition for cheating you son of a bitch. Peter and his stomach of steel are the winners''
Peter: Yehahhh! AHHHHGHGHG IT BURNS! *runs to drink some water*
Stan: NOOOOO...ahhhh water! i need water!
Debbie: Told you this was a big mess.
Martha: What is the reward anyway?
''Nothing else, but this nice and fancy remote control that you can use to fix your shit. Did you break the table of the kitchen because you where drunk? well fear not! Now you can rewind shit to get back as new''
Martha: Now that would be useful for broken lamps and such.
Debbie: Now i'm jealous.
The fat winner then comes back to the area and is declared the winner of the Blazing wing challenge and all of the people were then teleported back to Langley Falls as the man had something planned for the winner.
Peter: Whew...those wings were hot! I'm gonna lay off them for a while for the time being. So I overheard that I won a remote that can fix things?
"Why of course, this remote is extremely powerful and can repair anything to it's fullest with the rewind button. let me show you an example"
*Snaps Fingers*
With the snap of his magical fingers, a broken tv appears to Peter as it lands softly on the ground in front of him, but this tv looked very oddly familiar. And Debbie was the one to notice.
Debbie: Hey... wait a minute! isn't that the same tv we destroyed that had us twerking!?
"Yes it is, and he's getting it back cause I know he'd missed you ladies shaking those sexy booties" *He aims the remote and presses the rewind button, firing a blue beam as it then starts repairing it to it's former glory.
Debbie: AWW WHAT!? Are you kidding me!?
After the beam went away, the tv and it's twerking video were now fully repaired and ready to use. Peter couldn't believe it, he got his favorite thing to watch again as he was tossed the remote.
Peter: For...for me?
"Yes, now you can fully relax yourself again"
Looking at both sides, he quickly picks up the tv and runs to the house faster then ever.
Peter: I'm gonna be in my house for a few days, don't interrupt me! *SLAMS DOOR AND LOCKS IT!*
Debbie:...I don't ever care no more.
Martha: Now there's two men busy.
Babs: For one moment, i thought we where going to do something dangerous, i mean. I don't care of doing something sexy but dangerous?
Maddie: Well let's hope its not our time yet. But...i am eaching for some adventure.
''Well. Since the two guys are busy at the moment, I leave this to you Stan and Homer''
Homer: Is it a challenge to see who drinks more beer?
Bender: IS IT?
''Ahnn...No!''
Homer\Bender: Awwwn!.
''Now listen here''
*Snap fingers and a giant television shows up like one of those rich people have*
''watch the new song of Iggy azalea kream-Ft tygo withouth getting a boner til the end of the video, If anyone gets erect while watching it Bender will punch you in the crotch''
Stan: Iggy Azalea? ain't that that bimbo?
Homer: She's like Lady Gaga...but without the weird clothes.
"Get ready you men, hope you can sit through without getting a boner Lol" *Plays music video*
The music video begins and the first shot is Iggy Azalea singing as she begins dance on the stripper pole and later now twerking in an hypnotizing like fashion while she's singing with Tyga. This sight of Iggy and more females shaking those butts were getting both of the dudes attention.
Stan: Remember Homer, no boners or we both lose.
Homer: Right! my mind's a total blank...which is sadly true.
They both stood quiet as the video continued onward with it's sexy ladies dancing and shaking to the beat, while not their type of music, they at least bobbed their heads to the beat as it was a little catchy. Homer even started to hum a tune along with the song to entertain himself and to focus on something to not get a hard on.
Stan: *Humming* This is going good so far, maybe we'll win this challenge.
Babs: I gotta say that Iggy has the moves! She knows what the people want to see *starts Twerking too*
Babs then starts shaking her ass to the beat of the music while the girls ignore and watch who will be the winner of the no boner having challenge.
Martha: Wow those are a lot of big butt womans in short clothing.
Debbie: Are they really not getting a boner from this?
Bender: Maybe they are gay or something.
Maddie: But there can only be one winner.
As the music video was nearing the end, Stan and Homer appeared to be winning the challenge as they had not gotten a boner for a long time...or so one of them though.
Stan: Hey Homer?
Homer: Yeah?
Stan: I heard you work at a nuclear reactor, how do you-*GASPS!* BONER ALERT! *Points at his legs*
The yellow man looks down and spots that he has a erection that he didn't know about, he blushed with embarrassment not only for the boner, but also because he didn't even feel it.
Homer: OH SHIT! I must've been too focused on the video to have noticed that! Now I lost the game!
"No shit sherlock"
Stan: So...does this mean i'm the winner? sorry if that's a stupid and obvious question.
''Yes Stan, you're the fucking winner...yay. here is your reward''
*Finger snap*
Stan: Woah! what is that!?
"Something sexy that I wish was made in the real world to take pictures with"
A new item was then summoned to the ground and it was something that he had not expected to see or get, it was a real size statue of Iggy wearing the same clothes she is wearing on the video and on twerking position. This one made him get a perverted smile as he was getting something worth while.
Debbie: I didn't know that such a statue like that can exist.
Martha: Well, he is very powerful and magical. So that explains a lot.
Maddie: Babs is still twerking even after the song's over.
Babs: *Twerking!* Shaking my ass on the floor, bumping and grinding this pole, the way i'm grinding this pole. I think i'm losing control.
Bender: Hey! she's singing my favorite song!
Stan: I can't believe it, this is really awesome. Four challenges in one row and I get something decent, thanks man *Thumbs up*
"*Middle Finger* Whatever dude, go enjoy yourself or whatever. At least I got you guys back with those hot wings Hehehehe"
Martha: Now what?
Debbie: Yeah, what's next?
''Well this is all for now as long as i want, so i thank you all for your hard work on the challenges. Choose any house you see here on this part of the planet and rest til i come back again''
The mysterious man dissapears, leaving all of the Milfs alone with each other to rest for another challenge that will come their way.
Debbie: I'm choosing that blue house cause I am tired.
Maddie: I don't care for whatever house I choose, I need my sleep.
Babs: same with ya girl.
All of the ladies then proceeded to each of their respected homes, Debbie and Martha choosed a blue and pink house while Maddie and Babs went for a darker blue and red one. Leela was probably gonna stay at fry's house so it didn't matter.
Now everyone was now at rest and would be so for a while until they are subjected to more challenges, as these next challenges were about to get even more crazy than usual.