It was another normal day on the multi world where our friends where living as the toys of a sadistic and perverted God.
Fry was laying down on a large patch of grass of a house he choosed to live on and by his side was The guys.
Peter: So you never told us how sex was with that purple one eye lady.
Fry: Her name is Leela and oh my god it was amazing, I never thought she could do those movements with her hips. Women do show off true sexual nature when they are horny.
Stan: Hell yeah they are, they talk how us men can't stop staring at a womans body even though we are married. But turn your back around and they will be busy being hypocrites.
Peter: Yeah! I agree with that logic, one minute they tell us to stop staring, and the next minute, they're staring and drooling over some men lifting weights.
Peter the retard said, they others then joked and laughed about it for a minute or so as they sipped on some Beer.
Fry: So...what challenges await us Peter?
Peter: not really sure, that challenge guy always is secretive and such. Maybe it'll be something either good or shitty depending on whatever he picks.
Stan said, sipping his ice cold beer as three of the ladies, Maddie, Barbara Babs and Debbie then approached them.
One obvious noticeable thing was that Babs was still thicc thanks to that challenge God's upgrade to her assets.
Peter: Damn Babs, looking fine as always *checking her out*
Stan: Surprised that those clothes still hold on Hehehehehe.
Babs: Fuck the two of you *Flips the bird* It was really hard to get into these clothes and hoping to god that they don't shred!...But enough about that, do any of you know what we are gonna do today.
She asked them.
Peter: Geez, someone is not chill.
Babs: Yeah...i wonder why?
She rolled her eyes, thinking he was annoying as hell.
Debbie: hey, where is Martha?
Maddie: Something about trying to be at home this time and hope she is not called.
Then the God shows up looking down at the Mortals like he does.
''Oh well she is so getting dissapointed''
Babs: Oh...It's you"
Babs said, still pissed about what he did to her body the last time on one of the challenges.
"Geez Babs, you still pissed about that? You should be proud and happy to have a even sexier body than ever! You'd win beauty contests and swim suit auditions every time! That should be your crowning achievement" The god said to her.
Babs: You're just lucky that my clothes still fit asshole"
She said, turning her back against him as she was still angry at him. He just brushes it off as today was going to be very special for both of the groups.
"Okay sexy milfs and retarded husbands, i have come up with some new and very exciting challenges for all of you to complete and earn rewards from" He explained to the group on what would they participate in.
Stan: Oh wow! Can't wait to join in on the challenges. So what is new on the table man?" Stan asked the challenge god.
''I'm glad your getting into the spirit of this thing Stan, so i hope you guys don't end up regretting it''
Peter: Oh please, we faced worst then anything you bring us so why don't you just do it?
Bender: Yeah! *gets out of bushes* Oh yeah morning guys, i was sleeping there.
''Oh you think you're all so cool? then witness this challenge''
A screen shows up in front of them with the challenge information.
By TestMight
Challenge: Annoying Bitches
Rules: All the dudes are giving pistols and they need to survive the attack of a Hundred Lois griffin clones who are using Barbed Baseball bats and as annoying and agressive as Ever before.
Peter: Wait...what?
''I think you girls should get back inside now''
Then suddently a bunch of Lois griffin clones start to show up by the bunch, each one with a barbed baseball bat looking so angry that one would think she was in for blood.
Peter: OH CRAP!
Stan: Who are those angry red haired womans?
Peter: My wife...
Homer: Man, they look mad.
''Each one of you have a pistol so enjoy, try to stay alive and conscious or no reward. Don't worry about the blood they will dissapear like a video game once you take them down.
Lois 1: PETER!
Lois 2: BUY ME JEWERLY!
Lois 3: YOU STUPID SLOB!
Lois 4: GET YOUR ASS HERE AND BE A FATHER!
All of the Lois clones then charged at the men who were now armed with their pistols as they aimed for their heads, but Peter was being a little hesitant to do so because even though they were not real, he felt like he was going to kill his real wife.
Peter: This is too real...maybe I shouldn't do this.
"Don't worry Peter, they're not real. They'll disappear once shot like in those first person shooters and such"
Stan: Finally! something to shoot with actual guns!
*BANG!*
He hits the first one in the head with a gunshot, causing the first shot Lois clone to spray blood out of it's head and fall down, making a computerized sound upon disappearing.
*BLEEP BLOOP!*
Stan: That reminded me of an arcade on rail shooter, but i'm not spending quarters! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Gunshots!*
The others then charged in as both sides fought each other, while Peter was backing away from the first Lois clone that was walking up to him ready to attack.
Lois 5: PETER! WASH THE DISHES!
Lois: 6: Your penis is the size of a baby carrot.
Lois 7: You have body odor so bad not even the flies want to go near you!
Lois 8: I have a headache! So SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Bender: Jesus! That's so annoying! we should shoot some more and run i mean its a hundred right? We can't kill them all so easy.
Homer: Didn't you want to kill all humans? well, here is your training.
Bender: That only happens in movies...and sometimes in real life. But if you say so...*Gunshot!*
Lois 9: I said sweep the floors!
Homer: And I say...Eh, got no comeback *Gunshot!*
Meanwhile, Peter was still backing away from the Lois 5 clone who was still marching towards him. He was fucking scared shitless right now cause he knew that as the years progressed, she's gotten a little aggressive lately and more controlling.
Peter: S-stay back! I'll shoot!
Lois 5: You ain't man enough to-*GUNSHOT!*
The clone of Lois then falls to the ground and disappeared as she was shot in the head by Stan himself as he looked over to his fat friend.
Stan: Come on man! They're fake!
Taking a deep sigh, Peter musters up the courage to finally just do it and kill the Lois clones.
Peter: Okay...time to pull up my big boy pants now...And I mean literally cause they fell *Picks up pants*
He then runs towards a large group of Lois clones who looked and spotted the fat man approaching them.
Lois 10: PETER! TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!
Peter: With pleasure!
He then shoots many times killing three of those clones in the process As they fall on the ground and make noises while dissapearing.
Peter: Yes! i did it! i shut her up.
Then two more of them got behind him and one of them smacked him in the head with the bat.
Peter: AHHHG! OUCH FUCKING AHN!
Lois 9: You aint got no fucking balls!
Bender: Who needs them anyway?
The robot helps him by killing the two of those Bitches.
Bender: Get up fatass we gotta run, yeah that's right the cowards way compels me now. All meat heads follow me if you don't want to die on the walking Redhair doom.
Homer: Sounds good to me, because i think we are getting surrounded soon.
Peter: Oh shit! there's so many of them!
They all stopped and looked as they saw a huge amount of Lois Clones marching to them with pissed off looks and using their bats to make themselves more scary and tough looking. They also checked their magazines and see that they only one more clip for each of themselves as they were almost out of ammo.
Homer: Oh crap! I'm almost out cause I got one clip left!
Bender: Me too!
Peter: Me three!
Lois 11: CLEAN THE FUCKING CAR!
Lois 12: FIX THE GODDAMN WASHING MACHINE AND DRYER!
Lois 13: PUT FUCKING OIL IN THE CAR YOU SACK OF FUCK!
Peter: You know what?...No, I ain't putting up with this! Homer! Bender! Hand me those two clips! I got an idea!
Bender: Hope it works! *Hands Peter the clip!*
Homer: Here ya go! *Does same thing!*
Peter then grabs both of the clips and takes Bender's pistol as he was dual wielding and comes up with an action plan.
Peter: Bender! Extend your legs!
Bender: Say what now?
Peter: I have a plan ok? just do it.
Bender: Ok, but no funny bussiness.
Peter: You're not my type if i where a gay robot
Bender: Ok ouch? No need to step on it.
The robot does so even thought he didn't want to.
With the gray robot now as tall as a building, Peter latches himself onto the legs of Bender as he was about to do something only scene in action movies.
Peter: Anyone ever watched that Neo vs Agent Smith clones from the Matrix Reloaded?
Homer: No?
Peter: Then duck down!
All of the men on ground level ducked down on the floor as Peter then began spinning himself using his legs as hooks on the robot's legs.
Bender: This looks really gay to see.
Peter: Shut up and hold still! Here it comes!
*GUNSHOTS!*
*BLEEPING AND BLOOPING!*
The fat man opens fire on the horde of pissed off red haired milfs as he spinned himself and used the last remaining clips to kill all of them in one special move that he was using.
Bender: Okay, maybe this ain't gay at all! GO PETER!
Peter: It's on like Donkey Kong! Except with guns!
Lois 14: CLEAN THE SHELVES!
Peter: Shelves cleaned *GUNSHOT!*
Lois 15: EAT VEGATABLES!*
Peter: Eat this! *GUNSHOT!*
Lois 16: PICK UP THAT CAN!
Peter: Really? A Half-Life 2 joke that no one finds funny anymore since Valve still hasn't count to three? Man, that's full of sucky fuck *GUNSHOT!*
Homer: This does feel like an action movie!
Stan: Nice job! I think we got like what? Thirty?
Fry: Shit! they are still so much left, maybe we can find more weapons around the city and beat them up.
Homer: That's it! there was nothing saying we could not use the items we have, they just said we got guns and now they are out of ammo.
Stan: Right! I can use my axe.
Homer: I'll use my comb to tie them up and fling them to a hard wall Hehehehehe.
Peter: And i'll use...Um. I'll use whatever I have because I am getting a little sick to my stomach killing my clone wives.
Stan: But they're not real though man.
Peter: STILL! It stands!
With their talking stopped, they all then proceeded to attack the remaining Loises as they used their items to their advantage to win the match.
Stan used his axe to attack a few Lois clones as they charged at him.
Lois 17: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO CUT DOWN THAT OLD TREE WE HAVE IN OUR BACKYARD!
Stan: Oh don't worry, i'm getting it done!
*CHOP!*
He cuts off the 17th clone's head off as it fumbled around headless and fell on it's back, the agent laughs as he used his axe to cut them up to pieces.
Stan: TIMBER! *Chops off one of their legs*
With the axe agent having a really blast, Homer used his comb to summon some hair as it then entangled several Loises up.
Homer: Sorry.
*A good Time Later*
Babs: Do you think they are ok?
Maddie: No idea, maybe one of them died.
Debbie: That's cold, we could take a look if you all want to.
Leela: I guess it wouldn't hurt.
The ladies get up from the couch and chairs to go out and look how the guys are dealing with a hundred clones of angry Lois griffin clones and how much they have killed and how hurt most where.
Debbie: HOLY SHIT!
Maddie: What the hell is going on down there!? It's a slaughterhouse!
Leela: Damn...Haven't seen something like this since those floating brains attacked my world...Long story.
The ladies then sit back and watched as the men were finishing off the Lois clones as there were not many left to go around to kill, but they were having a lot of fun killing the clones.
Maddie: Those aren't real right?
*The challenge god then shows up right behind them*
"Nope, not real and instead computerized" He explained to them all.
Back to the fun that matters, Homer swung forward and lifted the Lois clones as he then swung them against a wall with a very hard thud.
*THUD!*
All of the loises that were caught in the hair comb were smashed against the wall, crushing them all and making them disappear as the hair had nothing to grab on to.
Homer: That's fucking awesome! Hey look! We're winning!
With the match almost over with, Peter comes face to face with three more Lois Clones as he was standing his ground. But these clones were somewhat different as they had no baseball bats and instead used their fists.
Lois 18: PETER! VACCUM TH FLOOR!
Lois 19: PETER! MAKE UP THE BED!
Lois 20: PETER! BUY SOME VIAGRA!
Then they start beating him up by surprise, making him surprised as he was caught in their flurry of attacks.
Peter: Ouch! aggn! ugh!
Then he got really angry at how annoying his Wife clones are so he stops taking some distance and looking at one of them he slaps them in the face. Each one of them.
Peter: SHUT UP! LEAVE ME ALONE! You think you're so good now let me show you what bitches like you deserve.
He takes his belt which let his pants fall but he didn't care and just took them off. He uses his belt to smack them right on the asses like some sort of punishment you would give a kid.
And it somehow worked as the Lois clones moaned instead of screaming and were glitching up as each spank made them weak and shaky.
Lois Clones: YES! HARDER! HARDER!
Peter: Oh my...they actually liked this? Huh...Oh whatever, I don't give a shit.
*SPANKING!*
The men who got finished killing some of the clones saw Peter spanking the last three of them as they couldn't believe what they were seeing. Was Peter actually spanking the last clones?
Stan: Damn! Looks like he lost it!
Fry: Or he's gotten horny.
Bender: Either way, it looks awesome! SPANK THOSE ASSES!
*SPANKING!*
Peter: And one more for the count! HEEEEEYYYYYYYYAAAA!
*MEGA SPANK!*
Lois Clones: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN! YES! *BLEEP BLOOPS!*
The last of the clones were defeated as they disappeared and the challenge was finally over as Peter took in a lot of deep breathes, seeing that all of the bullcrap he had to put up with his wife over the years finally went away.
Petet: Oh god...*Pants* That...was tiresome.
''Jesus fucking Christ Peter, Did you really took out the last clones by spanking their asses? you guys sure took your own way out of this''
Peter: Yeah, i wonder if could had sex with them before they went away for good.
Maddie: Have some decency man.
Peter: What? It's not cheating.
''Well i guess you guys deserve this so...you all except Fry and Bender of course to get a reward''
Bender: WHAT?
Fry: But we fought hard!
''Well this reward is for married people Only!"
Fry: AWWWW! FUCK!
Bender: Eh, whatever *Grabs another beer* At least I killed something worth my time.
Stan: Okay, now with that out of the way. What reward will you grant us oh wise and powerful Challenge god?
"Wow, I never got a response like that before. That sounded pretty cool, but anyway. The reward that I am granting all of you married men will be the ability to make your wives sexier by making their booties and breasts grow to big sizes like I did with Babs here" He said, showing Babs as an example.
*SNAPS FINGERS!*
He then snaps his fingers and the men have a glowing white aura surround them as they are imbued with the power to make ladies sexier than ever.
Stan: Wow! I felt it!
Homer: Me too! This has to be the best power ever! Hope Marge shows up soon...*Perverted laugh*
Babs: Good thing I ain't married to Peter! Cause I can imagine what he'd do.
Peter: So..does this only work for wives?
"Yes, but hey at least your marriage will improve with their sexy upgrades Hehehehe"
Babs: Again, good thing I ain't married.
Maddie: Well, since they got those powers. What else is there to do?
Debbie: I don't really think His marriage would improve by making his wife bigger.
Homer: You wouldn't know
Martha: Hey guys what did i miss?
''Oh nothing much, it's now time for your girls challenge and i hope you're all ready for this''
by Two for one we have two challenges.
Calendar Day
Rules: The ladies are challenged to do sexy poses for calendars and their outfits will be chosen from the males.
Martha: OH CMON! really?
''You know how people just can't stop asking sexy things from you two, you're lucky sex is not allowed or god knows what would happen...hehe yeah''
Babs: This is hell, this is purgatory!
"Oh stop your whining, you'll love it"
Peter: Wait, they pose for sexy calendar's and we pick what they wear?
"Yes you can man, now let me get the stuff needed for the pictures" *SNAPS FINGERS!*
With another snap of his fingers, the scene transitions to a large picture room with a holographic background that changes depending on which it picks. And next to the men was a giant camera/printer hybrid that prints the captured images.
Peter: Damn! that's pretty impressive man! Love that machine!
"Thanks Peter! Now who's next for the picture taking?" He asked.
Maddie: ME! *Waves hand*
Martha: Me as well!
The two ladies then got on the floor with the holographic background as it changes to a beautiful beach setting. Now it was now time for the men to pick what the ladies were going to wear for the sexy calendar pictures.
Stan: I want Maddie to wear a sexy yellow bikini.
Homer: And as for Martha, she can wear one of those string bikini's that's in a blue color.
"Very well Nice choices" He said as he aimed his finger and fired a beam of violet light at the ladies, changing out their outfits for the sexy bikinis. Making them blush with embarrassment.
They were small Bikinis that hided a little of their bodies, not leaving to much of course. They could see how damn hot it was their jaws would go down.
Martha: S-so small.
Maddie: I mean it's no sooo bad but its still embarassing having other man besides my husband looking at me like that.
"Hey, at least they're not touching" The god said as he then got behind the camera and aimed it at the ladies as it turned on with a green light showing, the two milfs then got into position as they were waiting for the call.
"Okay ladies, do you thang!" He said as he made a hand motion to begin, and thus it started. The milfs started with rubbing lotion on their bodies as they were in simulated water.
Maddie: My! That feels cold!
Martha: This is weird, but it feels really good...Ahnn.
They appeared to enjoyed it very much as the machine then started taking pictures with a big flash of light and slight clicking.
*FLASH!*
"Keep it up ladies! You're doing great! *Thumbs up*"
The guys stare at this like it was the world most sexy thing ever, they didn't know if they get boners or start to sweat like this is the first time they've seen a sexy woman naked.
Stan: Sweet lord.
Peter: They are perfect.
Homer: True beauty.
Maddie: Can't believe they are looking at us.
Martha: As long as they stayed over there, i'm all fine with this.
"Okay ladies, now bend over and show those sexy asses and some twerking to go along with it" He said, doing what he said, they turned around to show their sexy milfy asses as they bended over.
Peter: Damn, talk about THICC!
Homer: Now I wished that my wife showed up in this Hehehehehe.
Bender: I'm really starting to like this challenge guy, he's really fun when he's not tormenting us.
The two milfs then started to shake their asses as the camera flashed, capturing pics of their sexy asses jiggling in spectacular fashion.
''Ok girls, this is good enough for now. Thanks for your time''
The girls go back to where they where previously standing and back with their clothes.
Maddie: *Sighs* That was the most embarassing moment i ever had.
Martha: You tell me, everyone is so addicted at seeing my ass here.
''I think Babs ass is a little bigger then yours now, but that is besides the point, Now fellows choose two more girls''
Stan: I choose...Debbie and Leela to be at a car wash.
"oohhhh...Good choice Stan, no one can resist that one" The challenge maker said as he then changed the background to a car wash setting with a DeLorean placed in as both the purple haired lady and the big bootied orange haired woman then walked onto the stage.
"Okay Men, with them on the stage, what kind of outfit would you like to see on them?" He asked them.
Stan: I would like to have Debbie wear a pink bikini.
Peter: And for Debs, she can wear a blue one that has a light blue bow to it cause I think it looks cool.
"Good choices, not sure why people would put a bowtie on a bra but whatever"
Debbie: Why must this happen?
"Hey, ain't my fault you ladies are fine as hell *Beam fires*" He said as he then fired the same beam at the ladies as their clothes were replaced with the ones suggested by the males, and that's not all, he also then summoned a bucket of water and two sponges for the two to use to clean the DeLorean with.
"And...ACTION!"
She was wearing a tiny bikini with a color pink like a bubble gum laced with some nice lining. Leela was wearing a sexy blue swimsuit with a bow on it.
Leela: And here i thought i was not going to do this yet again.
The mutant girl said ,starting to wash the car with the sponge while water rains on them. Debbie then shakes her ass left and right just accepting the fate or else who knows what they do.
*FLAHSING!*
"Keep it going ladies! You're doing great for real! Man, this has to be one of the best challenges I've ever done hehehehehe" The god of challenges said, keeping the camera on the sexy ladies as it captured more pictures of them making sexy poses.
Debbie bends down as Leela squeezes the sponge and water and soap pours onto Debbie's back as it was cold.
"Are you pervs enjoying this!?" Leela shouted.
All The guys: YES WE ARE, THANK YOU FOR ASKING ;)
Leela: U...Unbelievable.
''What? it's good to be honest hehehe''
Bender: Can you give some of us those pics later? i would like to sell them later.
Homer: I buy it for ten dolars and a beer.
"Well, sure! But i'm also making them into calendar's for you men to enjoy looking at when you cross the days out Hehehehe, so yeah you can have them after I get them all together. Okay?"
Bender: Sounds fine by me.
Homer: I agree!
Stan: Me as well and so is Peter.
"Good, now let's get a few more in so we can get Babs on stage" He said as he took a couple more pictures of the ladies as Leela squeezed the sponge on her chest, cooling her off as she was about finished. Debbie meanwhile, was shaking her ass on top of the car hood.
Leela: You're shameless aren't you?
Debbie: Nope, not a care in the world.
*FLASHING!*
A few last pics were taken, with the last pic of them turning around and showing their asses for a sexy ass pic for November.
''Ok Ladies, thank you for the time. Now let's give December the best for last'' The god snapped his fingers making the ladies go back to their place in their normal clothes.
Leela: Ugh! i hope we don't do that again, we need respect.
Debbie: Well it's pointless to fight, we are sexy and people challenge us to do sexy things.
Babs: Fine, lets just d...
Fry: I WANT BABS ON RED HOT PIECE BIKINI ON THE BEACH PUTTING SUN SCREEN ON HER BODY!
Peter: Wait! I wanted to pick for Babs for what she was gonna wear! it's a very good one and something we can all enjoy.
Fry: Well too bad fat fuck, I got the best for last here. Now let's-
"HEY! No name calling during this fun challenge, so your suggestion just got denied Boi"
Fry: WHAT!? That's bullshit man! turning down my suggestion cause I called him a fat fuck because it's true?
"And just for that, i'm letting Leela kick your ass by teleporting you two back to the starting area"
Leela: Oh thank you! *Cracks knuckles*
Fry: *Gulps* Fuck...
*Snaps fingers*
With the snap of his magic fingers, both planet express workers were teleported away so Leela can kick Fry's ass for being a dumbass and for also for seducing her.
Peter: Oh boy, I feel sorry for him.
"Okay Peter, now with the fryman away. You can suggest on what Babs can wear and where she'll be at with the holographic background, make sure it's the best one cause this will be the last one before we move on to the next challenge"
Peter: I want Babs to be covered in cake batter while she has two sprinkle donuts on her tits and her ass covered in chocolate sauce. But keep her face from the desserts as it would be weird on her face.
Homer: WOO HOO! Someone took my idea for something amazing!
Babs: WHAT!? You can't be serious!
Martha: Man, that is really out of a perverted mind.
Debbie: I am really embarassed right now.
Maddie: Is that even sanitary? My god! Everyone is shameless.
Bender: Even though i am Fry's best friend and he sort of got mad for not being able to choose, this is rather a good turn of events. Good luck describing that scene.
Peter: Thank you!
"Huh, looks like you got inspired after that one time she got covered in dessert Hahahaha. Excellent choice Peter! *Beam fires*"
Babs: OH SHIT!
As the background changes to a bakery with an oven baking cupcakes, Babs entire clothing was changed for her to be covered in cake batter and chocolate sauce. And along with it, Two sprinkled donuts to put on her sexy tits.
Bender: WOOO! Now that's what i'm talking about!
Peter: C'mon Babs! show us what you got!
Stan: Talk about a birthday cake *Wolf Whistles*
Babs: There is no why in hell I am doing this! I'm walking out!
"Babs, if you walk out of this amazing challenge that is almost over mind you. I will make those tits and ass even bigger than before. So what's it gonna be?"
Babs: Grrrr! I wish i could fucking punch you in the face right now.
Peter: I would prefer to be titty slapped please.
Babs: Wha!? *Stammers*
"Pose or be even more sexier, your choice" The god said as he was about to snap his fingers if she were to walk away or do anything of the sort. Having no other choice and that she wants to still wear her clothes, she surrenders.
Babs: Fine! But this better be the last one for the challenge.
"Oh it is my dear" He says as he prepares the camera again and aims for her as she gets started.
*FLASHING!*
She starts by making a lot of sexy poses, which involved squeezing her breasts together, shaking her booty and licking the cake batter cream off of her fingers.
Peter: *Drools*
Babs: You fuckers are lucky that I have a sweet tooth!
Maddie: You guys made us do some perverted shit! But this has to be the biggest perverted crap you ever made us do!
Stan: Oh come one, I didn't hear you ladies complain about that time you wore sexy bunny suits and stealing from a bank.
Babs then goes over to the oven and takes out the cupcakes using the mittens as she gets one of those frosting bags and squeezes it on the cupcakes.
*FLASH!*
Babs: Does Peter have some sort of fetish for seeing ladies covered in cake batter, ice cream and any dessert?
''Don't be silly Babs...All straight men love to see a sexy woman in anything that makes them even hotter, a sexy Milf like you covered in sweets? thats a gold mine''
Peter: I can't take this anymore I need to yank it.
The man said running back home and who knows when he was going to leave.
Stan: Me too! But i will be waiting for that calendar *runs away*
Homer: Oh, i think i left the stove on! *Runs as well*
All three of the horny men then run back to their homes, all except for Bender who was still standing in his seat and drinking his beer as he was enjoying the sexy show.
Bender: I ain't leaving, this is a great show i'm watching.
Maddie: That's so disgusting.
Martha: I hope in the next challenge, they get what's coming to them!
"Oh, now that one is something we'll see soon ladies. As it will test them to the very best of their abilities and you'll see them struggle"
Babs then finished putting the finishing touches on the cupcakes with the icing and sprinkles on them and a cherry on top. She then used her breasts and smushed them all to cover his milfy breasts in cupcake icing and sprinkles.
Maddie: Oh come on! That's a waste of cupcakes!
Debbie: Making cupcakes only to breast smush them all?
Martha: I won't lie...i kinda would do that too if i had the chance.
"And as for the piece de resistance, a chocolate and vanilla cake for you to booty smother it with your sexy ass for the last picture" He said as he summoned the cake in question for her to smother her ass in.
Babs...Fuck...I better get a bath out of this as well when this is over!
Knowing that this will be the last pic of hers to be taken, she bends over and smothers the cake with her sexy Milf ass. Covering her squeezable and smackable booty with chocolate and vanilla frosting and icing.
She then stands up and allows the god to take one last picture of her ass.
*FLASH!*
Babs: You done!?
"Yep ;) Now this challenge is over with. Thank you ladies for joining, now all we have to do is wait for the men to show up"
Babs: Yeah, they better like what they got *Crosses arms together*
Debbie: Bet they're taking their sweet ass time.
A good time later...The guys had come back after twenty mniutes looking rather relieved.
Homer: Man, i never thought so much would so blow up.
Peter: I think i got thinner.
Stan: It's good to clean up the pipes sometimes.
Fry: Hey! i'm back
Homer: Oh hey, how you doing fry?
Fry: HOW I'M DOING? i got my ass handle to me.
Leela: You deserved it.
The purple woman then walks away.
Fry: Ohh man *looks down*
''Hey guys..so the calendar is done and the ladies are done too, hope you're all ready for something you all will participate''
Peter: Hell yeah I am!
Stan: Me too!
Homer: I am as well, but i'm also kinda hungry for something.
"Well, i'm glad you brought that up, Homer. Because the next challenge that all of you men will participate is-" The challenge god gets interrupted by the appearance of Babs as she has chocolate and vanilla cake on her sexy booty. Making the men drool again as she was walking away to take a shower.
Babs: Hope you perverted fucks got what you wanted! HMMPH!
"Oh wait Babs, here's your reward for participating in the calendar challenge. A robot butler than makes your food and cleans your house" He said as he summons the robot in question, Babs takes a look at it and smiles a little.
Babs: Well, thanks for giving me this thing man. But i'm still pissed at the lot of you *Walks away*
Peter: I bet she had fun Okay, now with all the sexy stuff done and over with, what is on the next challenge my sir?
"Well, I was wondering. You guys love cooking right? Cooking manly foods for men?"
Peter: Oh! you wouldn't believe it, I remember making a sandwich with Reese's peanut butter cups, A Cadbury egg and Doritos Nacho cheese.
Maddie: OH GOD! That sounds nasty! What's it called? *Heart Attack and Diabetes Delux?"
''Look here guys, you all need to make something delicious for me to eat and then get a great reward...except you Bender. Because i know what your food is like...can even make a god shiver UGH''
Bender: Hmp! my food is not for meatheads anyway, It's too fancy for you all.
Fry: You're Food literally made someone stomach blow up Bender.
Bender: Yeah of how DELICIOUS it was.
"No, their guts exploded and went all over the place dumbshit. But no more distractions and shit, let the cook off commence...NOW! *Snaps fingers*"
The magic god then sends the men in a chef kitchen where they are clothed in aprons and chef hats and not only that, they had behind them a huge amount of food needed and ready for cooking. The ladies were seated back in a crowd seat covered with a window strong enough to handle any mess that happens to come towards them.
Maddie: I can't believe they are making all that heart attacks waiting to happen.
Martha: How can men eat something so fattening?
Debbie: And more than that, why do men like to smother everything in Butter?
"Cause it gives it flavor!"
Debbie: Not sure high cholesterol counts as a flavor.
"Okay men, for this one. You must use every kitchen tools to use for cooking the manly meals for me to eat and judge. Also you can use whatever you want to mix to your heart's content. But REMEMBER. Manly foods only, no fancy salads or any shit like that"
Peter: I used to cook delicious and tasty food on a short lived show on TV.
Debbie: What was it called?
Peter: It was called Peter Griffin's Butter Sluts where I cook everything in Butter and cover a fine looking lady in butter in what I like to call "Butter Dunk!"
Debbie: *Lurches* Does anyone have a puke bag? Cause now I wanna throw up after hearing that.
"Is everyone ready?"
All the guys: READY!
Peter: I know! I am going to make a chocolate Whopper Burger. It's gonna be awesome.
Stan: Everyone likes Pizza Right? I'll make a nice and spicy meat lovers Pizza.
Homer: I'll make a Steak, but not just any steak, it'll be a steak with bacon wrapped over it and deep fried! mmmm….Steak and bacon.
Fry: I'll make...whatever I can put together cause I never cooked before.
"Okay men, get ready as I will start the cooking"
All of them men then get their kitchen utensils and the food on the cutting boards as he was about to start the chef off, they wonder what kind of reward one of them was going to get. Only one way to find out as they stood still.
"Ready...set...COOK!"
With the order given, the men then started by cooking the food that they taken from the food table. Peter starts off by cooking the burger on the grill as he opens a pack of Hershey's Chocolate bars. Stan gets a big thing of pizza dough and mashes it to flatten it and make it circular.
Stan: MAMA MIA! That's one spicy meatball!
Homer: Okay, got the Steak, now it's time for the bacon.
The yellow man gets a big pack of bacon and opens it, getting them out as he wraps the entire steak in Bacon. Meanwhile he turns on the deep fryer.
''Oh yeah one more thing, no matter how delicious the food your making is, if you end up eating it by accident. That means your out''
Maddie: Or dead by diabetes.
Debbie: Or a heart attack.
Peter: Don't worry ladies and challenge god, we know what were doing.
Stan: Time to get cooking.
The men then started continuing with their cook for their challenge maker, Peter then gets the burger patty and places it on a bun where he then puts the chocolate on top added mustard and kitchen on it as well.
Leela: Men are absolute pigs.
Maddie: Even If I was starving to death, I still wouldn't eat that crap.
Homer: Come on ladies, it doesn't look that bad.
As they went on, Homer puts the bacon wrapped steak in the deep fryer and watches as both the bacon and steak sizzled as it was getting fried. It sounded very good to hear meat sizzle in hot grease.
"Hmm, that smells good guys"
Stan: Thanks!
The agent then finishes putting the sauce and toppings on the meat lovers pizza and places it in the oven as it then starts baking the pizza. Being a little overconfident that he would win.
''Being a god has it's peaks! I can eat anything without the need to worry about my colesterol or whatever''
Babs: Aren't you lucky...
The woman roll her eyes.
''Well i can leave a slice for you all to eat later, i'm waiting to taste some of that food looks really good''
And looking good, it appears to be so as the god then see's the food about ready, Peter places the onions on the burger as the last topping and then places the final bun on top, finishing the burger.
Peter: *Singsong voice* Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, ding fries are-
"Hey! no singing Peter, that song gets on my nerves more than Justin Biebers singing"
Peter: Sorry, but the burger is completed!
Stan: And so is my Pizza!
Homer: And my bacon wrapped steak! AHHH! OHHH! HOT! HOT! *Drops it on the plate*
"Hahahahaha, Dumbfuck didn't wear mittens. But wait! We're missing something...FRY! What have you made?"
Fry: Oh...well I...made this. *Shows a plate of spicy hot wings dipped in spicy BBQ sauce* Reason I didn't make any noise was that I was busy making this really good.
"Oh, well I'm sure it'll be good cause I love wings, especially the spicy kind. Now is all of you done so I can eat and judge? I'm getting hungry" He asked them all.
Peter: Yes we are! Here we come!
All of the men then present their meals to their god as they waited for him to try out one of them and deem who is the winner.
The first one is Stan's plate as one slice is cut out and then tasted.
''Hmm This pizza is spicy and good too, the meat is so well cooked i want to eat more of it. Good Job Stan! This pizza is wonderful''
Stan: Yes ! I did it! maybe i should open a pizza place.
Debbie: Yeah, and what? Make people fatter than they already are?
"Oh don't be negative Debbie, this is really good and besides. People exercise daily so there's no need to say that"
The next person was Fry himself as he presented the spicy wings coated in BBQ sauce, the god then takes a sample of the wings and shakes his head up and down, showing that he's liking it so far.
Fry: So how is it? Did I do a good job?
"It's good, much like the spicy pizza, the spice to it is very balanced. Not too hot but not too tame to the taste. The BBQ sauce added is also a nice touch"
Fry: Thanks! *Thumbs up*
"Okay, who else is next to show what they had made?"
Peter: I present to you sire, a burger with chocolate candy inside of it.
Maddie: Dear God!
Debbie: That is not supposed to be consumed.
Babs: Makes me sick looking at it.
Bender: Looks pretty.
Martha: That will sure turn your hips thicc or your belly fat.
Debbie: It if were to make one like that, it better make me THICC.
The god then tries the burger and takes a big bite out of it, tasting the chocolate and beef together as he had never tried something like this before. But as he tried it...
"*COUGHS!*"
Bender: Oh shit...
Stan: Peter's fucked.
Peter: Woah! what's happening!?
Sorry Peter, but Chocolate and Beef do not mix together. It might look good on paper and concept, but it fails pretty much. Sorry man you lose"
Peter: Aww shit! Damn it!
Debbie: Told you it looked bad.
"Okay, last guy to show me who made the best for last. Come on up Homer"
Homer: Coming right up! *Shows the bacon wrapped steak.
"Hmmm... This is rather interesting looking, is that a steak wrapped entirely in bacon?"
Homer: A T-bone Steak without the bone and Hickory smoked bacon wrapped around it.
''Sounds like you're an expect at this Homer, let me give it a go''
The God then slices a bit of that piece of art and take a bite, as he took a bite of hit. It's face scrunches up and then he said.
''DAMN this is the king of meat, It's taste is out of this world! You guys should try it, for real!"
Peter: Is it really that good?
Stan: It has to be if he likes it so much that he lets us have a piece.
Homer: Well let's try it! If he wants us to try it after trying it himself, maybe we should.
Babs : You guys can have it, me and the other girls are not eating that.
"Suit yourself, come on up guys!" The challenge god said as he allowed the men to enjoy the delicious bacon wrapped steak, they each take a bite and they wide eyed at how amazingly tasty it is.
Peter: Oh god! That's fucking good!
Fry: I've never tried anything like that before!
Stan: Homer, this is the best steak you've ever made! You deserve a medal for cooking.
Homer: Aw thanks guys! I didn't think you all would like it.
After all of them finish the steak wrapped in bacon, it was now time to declare the winner of the chef off.
''All the foods where good in their own way...except for your's Peter''
Peter: FUCK!
''So the winner for best meal is... HOMER SIMPSON! Congratulations, you just won the Power to become invisible''
Homer: Woah! Really!?
"Yep, now stand still and receive your new reward!"
*Snaps fingers*
With the snap of his fingers once more, Homer is imbued with the powers of invisibility itself! Now he can turn invisible and pull pranks while doing so or other stuff of that nature.
Homer: WOO HOO! Now I can be invisible!.
Peter: What a crock of shit!
Stan: Hey, you put chocolate inside of a burger. What's next? You putting spaghetti on a grill and grilling it?
Peter: No!...Though that sounds something a bit interesting.
Homer: Suck it losers!
Okay then, now lets go back to where we are earlier" He says as he takes himself and all of his contestants back to the Langley Falls of the challenge world planet.
As they all returned, all had a blast with the fun challenges and the rewards they had gotten from winning them.
"Well, now that we have returned back here. I have to ask all of you people, did you all enjoyed the challenges and rewards so far?"
Debbie: You're challenges are always so tiring, it's like you are sucking our life force.
Martha: Can we call it a day? I'm not in the mood.
Peter: Is that what you tell your husband when he wants to crope a feel?
Martha: Don't test me you asshole.
''Geez only three challenges and all of you are all worn out already? pussies!''
Bender: Hey!
''Go make whatever mayhem you want until the next time i come, later losers''
And with that last sentence, the challenge maker teleports away. Leaving the contestants of the challenge world to go rest if they wanted to, which they are as the ladies then head to their homes to sleep and rest after being put through a lot of embarrassing and perverted challenges.
Martha: I'm sleeping.
Debbie: Me too, and i'm gonna drink some strong alcohol to ease myself.
Maddie: Or how about weed? that's better than drinking whiskey until you fall off your ass.
Leela: Can you share some of that whiskey? I need it after dealing with Fry's crap.
Debbie: Be my guest.
As the Milfs headed inside their homes to rest and do whatever they wanted to do, the men do the same as they talked about how much fun they had.
Stan: I have to say that today's challenges were very exciting.
Fry: I agree with ya man! Can't believe Homer won because of him wrapping a steak in bacon.
Homer: Yeah I know! I can't believe he liked that bacon wrapped steak, I ought to make that more often.
Peter: Good for you...
Homer: Hey man, it's okay. I'm sure you'll win the next challenge the next time we participate in. And hey! If it will make you feel better, I want to thank you for using my donuts on Bab's tits idea ;)
Peter: Aw thanks Homer, now let's go rest.
All of them men then headed inside of their homes and went up to their rooms to sleep it off until the next time that they are called for the next fresh batch of challenges.