Co written by triplezero5
A\N: Oh my god! Hey there DarkEmerald1999, man it feels like forever since the last time i saw you on Deviant art, yeah things are going really bad with this virus i hope it blows over because is scary. I had no idea about the condition of your mother, i really hope that she is better my friend, lets pray that this year will end better for all of us. Even if you tell me your not here much, does that mean you have a fanfic account? Dont feel bad for finishing things in such a rush, you sended a great note of farewell to everyone on DA, we all have our own conditions right? Is ok not to talk about all of it. Sometimes we may never see someone we had a good time with, but as long as you and the family are fine, then im fine too :)
A\N: Shout out for AnonWow, this is a great list of all the rewards? Damn mate, you sure work hard on this, wish i could hug you personally but for now just take my virtual thanks ;) You are the BEST!
A\N: Shout out for that specific Guest about the challenge (Complete Insanity) Your challenge was interesting and cool, however the rewards you thought for it...well they did not really piqued my interest, thats the truth.
It had been a week since the contestants had competed for a chance to win a very cool prize, some were difficult physical tests, while others were testing how much humiliation they could take. But their first taste of real challenges had gone by already, and now it was time for more.
The red-haired demon girl was walking to the room her green female roommate had taken in.
Heckapoo: Yo, Domi, wake up. It's already morning.
Dominator: Fuck it... I don't want to wake up this piece of shit they call life.
Heckapoo: Your just butt hurt because that blondie had to milky ya smirks. Now come on, ya better get up before that green little midget eats all the waffles we grabbed from that store last night.
The green-skinned woman grumbles in annoyance for like...five minutes before getting up from the bed and going downstairs to her shitty day. As the two women go down to the kitchen area, they see not only the small Irken himself eating some pancakes, but also one of the teen males grabbing some sodas from the fridge.
Dominator: Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing here!?
Sheldon: Oh, I asked Heckapoo if I can get some sodas for me & the other guys.
Zim: I demand more Syrup or whatever you all call this sweet paste for the pancakes.
Sheldon: You mean pancakes.
Dominator: Just get out!
She grabs a wooden spoon & throws it at him. Luckily he dodged it in time & see it stuck into the wall. Knowing not to anger her, the teenage boy quickly walks out of there with some sodas.
Heckapoo: If you keep acting like that you're never gonna get yourself a guy you know?
Dominator: Do I look like the kind of girl that needs a man in her life? I prefer to conquer & dominate everyone! And once I get my powers back, along with maybe some other things, I'll make sure that damn Smurf of a god pays for humiliating me!
Heckapoo: Yeah...just scream all that a bit louder why don't you? It's not like everyone can't hear you roll her eyes Now let's eat and get out. Who knows what awaits us today.
Meanwhile, the teenage boy made it to where the rest of the guys were at.
Cody: Hey Sheldon, did you got any sodas?
Sheldon: Yeah, I asked Heckapoo for some.
Greg: I hope Dominator isn't too hurt after losing to me & Heckapoo.
The young kid with the pink hat was still fantasizing about how it would be if he felt Dominator's big milky melons.
Timmy: (Hmmm milky filled booobies) Well...losing a few times is good to build up character...or so they told me.
Cody: Man did you guys see all the rewards? I want me some cool items too.
Greg: Maybe you might win some today.
Cody: Really?
Greg: Yeah. Anyways, I'm curious what Rita, Lois & Wendy are doing.
Sheldon: Maybe they are doing something girly
Cody: I mean, most likely Lois & Rita, but that Wendy girl seems pretty tough & tomboy like.
Greg: Well whatever they doing, it's probably ok to let them have fun.
Meanwhile, the two milfs & the tomboy found a park to go to.
Wendy: Finally, some nature around here. Everything seemed kinda bland with all the sci-fi looking buildings & junk.
Rita: So your kind of a nature girl?
Lois: Oh like a hippie!
Wendy: I'm not a hippie lady. My home had a lot of fauna that's just it.
Rita: Well this place looks lovely.
Wendy: Yup. Now I'm gonna go do some exercises on some logs & stuff.
The lumberjack girl runs off.
Lois: Yish! now that is a tomboyish female right there.
Rita: So Lois, how have you been doing these past weeks since we got here? Cause, to be honest, I miss my family.
Lois: Truth be told I got happy when I beat up that bitch Gloria. I don't like to be controlled like this but when I think about things like...no need to work anymore or have ungrateful people around me telling how I'm doing things in the wrong.
Rita: Oof. Sorry to hear that. At least my husband & eleven kids care about me & each other, even if we cause a bit of trouble. They don't call us the Louds for anything.
Lois: Yeah about that...ever heard about condoms? Eleven kids is a bit too much
Rita: Hey, I love all eleven of them. And I wouldn't trade them for the world.
Lois: Could at least buy a few condoms, I mean the bigger the family the more trouble. I have only three if I don't add my husband and every day is a freaking annoyance. We have good times but they are not plenty
Rita: Huh. I wonder if it's the cause of either our jobs to pay us differently or if the bills in my world aren't as expensive as in your world.
Lois: At least I bet your husband is not some idiot. But be honest, you enjoy this a little right? No eleven kids shouting for attention or anything else so you can hear your own thoughts and do what you want for a chance and total calmness?
Rita: Yeah, it's nice to have some alone time to myself.
Lois: What do you think of the others?
Rita: Well some of them are nice to meet, like Greg, Cody, Sheldon & Wendy, some are a bit mixed, like Timmy & Zim, & then there are those two girls, Heckapoo & Dominator, that makes me feel slightly a bit concerned.
Lois: Is it true that you helped her with the milk problem?
Rita: Was it that obvious?
Lois: The moans were pretty loud giggles
Rita: She was a bit difficult, but I eventually helped milk out all the milk I could.
Lois: You just love being nice huh? Bet she said something like. If you tell this to anyone I kill you or something
Rita: Yeah, pretty much. But hey, we now got like 29 jars of milk for us to use.
Lois: Wait, only 29?
Rita: Well there were actually 30, but for some reason, that pink hatted kid gave me $5 for a jar.
Lois: ...Ok, I keep in mind that we found the pervert of the group.
Then suddenly a loud noise starts going up almost like a siren, it brought everyone's attention to its source.
They go to the source & were shocked at seeing a giant humanoid creature with sirens for ahead. It stops & then the god himself shows up.
"Thanks for assist man. See ya next time."
The giant siren headed creature gave a thumbs up & walks off.
Cody: Uh, should we be concerned if we see it again?
"Who? Siren head? Oh don't worry, I made that one so it follows my commands. In case you get a challenge that involves him you can all breath in and relax...for now."
Dominator: So I'm guessing it's time for more challenges?
Cody: Hope they won't be as embarrassing as last time.
"Don't be a bummer dude, you barely did anything. Now it's when things are about to get fun! Who here enjoys dancing!?"
Mostly everyone nods, except for Zim, who doesn't know much about human dances.
-First challenge: Double Dance-Off
"The first challenge will have a...sorta dance-off but in couples, you all will need to be in sync to win it of course. The groups will be Greg & Lois, Wendy & Cody, and by last Rita & Zim"
Cody: Oh dang.
Wendy: Heh, you better catch up to my dancing shorty.
Rita: Huh. I never danced with an alien before.
Zim: Zim shall not fail, but you better not hold me back human!
Greg: Um, I guess we're now paired together, Lois.
Lois: I suppose so. But dancing is better than facing a nightmarish doom like that thing we saw walking away.
Rita: C'mon guys,maybe this will be a lot of fun.
Dominator: This is all a waste of time. Where are the challenges where we got to KILL something?
"Be patient you. Don't think I've not been overhearing you plotting to defeat me or whatever Dominator. I can permanently make your boobs grow more."
Timmy: Do that please!
The god then snaps his fingers, then a mackerel appears & slaps the kid in the face with it.
"Get a hold of yourself as well Kid geez! Ok if you all are hyped to start this and win some cool items I recommend getting ready. Any thoughts on the song?"
Greg: Oh, how about nice smooth slow dancing music?
Rita: Some techno music?
Wendy: How about some western or country music?
"How about some good ol generic School prom music? Hehehehe"
Rita: We better get ready real quick Zim.
Zim: Don't tell Zim what to do!
Wendy: C'mon Cody, I need to see how you'll be able to rock with me.
Cody: B-But I don't know how to dance.
Greg: Just follow your heart kid, it will get easier with practice.
Greg: Meanwhile, I guess we gotta make sure we're as in sync as possible Lois.
Lois: I hope you know dancing, with all that confidence
Greg: Of course. I've been rockin it on & off the dance floor many times in my life. Besides, what's most important of all about dancing is that you have fun doing it.
Zim: Do we make fun of the loser who is not doing the dancing thing right?
Greg: Well, I mean you could, but that would be mean.
Dominator: Boo! Screw your shitty happy attitude! Ugh, he's as worst as that Wander furball...
Cody: Whispers to Wendy Someone did not get enough love as a child
A few minutes later after the challenge was said, the three teams have prepared themselves with what they'll do together to win this dance competition.
The first ones up were Rita & Zim, as they were ready to perform their dance together.
Rita: Are you ready little man?
Zim: Zim is ready!
Dominator: I am gonna watch seeing it fail
The two began to do their dance by Rita picking up Zim & he starts doing a twirl in her hands.
Sheldon: Their size difference is gonna be a problem.
She tosses the alien into the air, who does a backflip, & onto the floor behind her. She spins around & they start to dance with making circles around.
Cody: What the heck?
Greg: Not bad. Quite nice actually.
She soon tosses him in the air & gets ready to catch him, but then gets her foot unstable, making her miss catching him. She soon accidentally falls on top of him.
Zim: GAH! GET THIS BIG WOMAN OFF OF ME!
Rita: Oh gosh! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
Timmy: Did her boobs fall on his face? I didn't see right.
"Don't make me get the metal barbed mackerel Turner"
Timmy: Geez! So sensitive.
The blonde-haired lady quickly gets off of him.
Rita: Uh, I guess I'm not as smooth as I was. Sorry, Zim.
Zim: You should be sorry human! If I had my zappy weapon on me, I would vaporize you into cheese!
The green alien soon storms off, upset they most likely won't win.
Wendy: That was better than I thought though.
Greg: Good Try there Rita.
Rita: Thanks...
The next to compete was Greg & Lois.
Greg: You ready?
Lois: I never actually danced a lot with someone who didn't step on my feet. But yeah I think so.
Greg: Alright. Let's go.
He takes the lead by doing some slow dancing & a bit of twirl.
"Show us some moves woohoo!"
Lois & Greg wiggle their hips a bit to the slow beat & soon let go of each other to dance in rhythm.
Cody: Huh...they doing it well.
Sheldon: Yeah I thought they were gonna suck. It's like they are in sync
They dance more, moving their arms together & such. But then she trips a bit, but he catches her. They continue to do their dance.
Greg: See? Isn't this fun?
Lois: Huh. Yeah. Though you sure we'll win?
Greg: Win, lose, it kinda doesn't matter, as long as we're having fun with it.
Lois: Don't you want to win and get some cool prize? Dancing is just this...dancing.
Greg: If you don't enjoy the little things in life, you can't enjoy your day. Not while worrying too much about the outcome.
Lois: Huh. I guess you're right.
Greg: Now come on, let's finish this off.
Lois: Sure.
They continue to dance together & soon end with a lean & have one of their arms together while the other hands are out for added pizzazz.
"Damn, you guys are actually a good combination for dance? Color me surprise"
Lois: Hehe, thanks.
The last to compete next was Cody & Wendy. The teenage boy & the lumberjack tomboy.
Cody: I don't know about this...
Wendy: Trust me. Just get in sync with me & the beats.
Cody: Ok...I guess I try my best
They soon do some cool wicked dancing tricks.
They soon started doing some cool wicked dancing tricks, most of it being from Wendy but she always made sure that he could follow.
Rita: Wow. Look at them go.
Lois: Yeah but for how long?
They continue to do their dances, Cody finally picking up the pace & dances with her.
Cody: Pant pant I-Is not so bad.
They continue with their dance, till they end it with a twirl & the tomboy lifting him with her hands for their final pose.
Heckapoo: Wow. Nice.
Dominator: Whatever, everyone can twirl around and smile.
"Nice job you two. Now I shall decide who the winners are."
Timmy: Oh man, here it comes. Everyone here?
Dominator: We've been here all along, ya dumb ass.
"I have now decided on the winners. And they are... Cody & Wendy! For their dance moves were quite incredible."
Lois: WHAT!?
Greg: Ah man.
Cody: Whoa we won? Seriously?
Zim: Lies! I was the best.
Rita: Actually we were the only ones who mess up. Me mostly.
Wendy: I told ya to just get in sync with me & the beats.
Cody: Yeah. I guess that worked out after all. So what are our prizes?
"You guys are going to receive a cool pair of crown & tiara made out of a never melting ice!"
Cody: Wow. That's pretty neat.
Wendy: I'll say.
Dominator: Wait...do they do anything or this just for looks?
"Just for looks. But they are quite hard & aren't able to be shattered or thawed."
Dominator: Ughh...What a waste of time. I wish it was some sort of plasma rifle.
"Final warning Dominator. If you keep complaining about normal stuff that's not violent or destructive, I'm permanently giving big growing milky boobs."
Dominator: Why boobs though? Is everyone here a pervert?
"Because I know you'll hate it. And I have the perfect punishment to go along with it.~"
Timmy: Hehehehe
Cody: Welp I'm happy to win something at least.
"Anyways, time for the next challenge."
Greg: Already? Ok, what is it?
-Second challenge: Mini Machine Melee
"Heckapoo and Sheldon will have to compete in making small robotic creatures or machines. The one that is the coolest or best build will win"
Sheldon: Alright! A challenge I can do.
Heckapoo: Huh. Never really tried making machines before. Might as well.
Zim: Pfft then you fail horribly.
She just smacks him upside the head with one of her fire slaps but had to use gold instead since she doesn't have her powers.
Sheldon: So where are the parts we'll be using?
"I have made a junkyard just across the street"
They see the newly created junkyard nearby & the two soon run off to get all that they need.
"You two have almost an hour to create something that's only at least two feet tall."
Greg: Oof! Don't you think that's too little time for them?
Zim: I bet I could make something twice as better in half an hour.
Lois: Pipe down, geez! You're so annoying and loud.
Rita: Not as loud as me & my family usually are.
The teenage nerd & the horned babe look through all the piles to look for some important stuff.
Sheldon: Oh man this takes me back when I use to dismantle the television and microwave and see how they work.
As he continues to look through the rubble, he finds a small chip.
Sheldon: Perfect! And it's in near-mint condition.
Heckapoo: Is that so? How do you know for sure?
Sheldon: Cause it's not damaged or missing any circuits & components.
Heckapoo: Oh that's nice to hear.
The red-haired woman then quickly steals the chip from his bare hands in a swoop.
Sheldon: What the! Heeeey! Give that back, you don't even know how to use it.
Heckapoo: Please, im thousands of years old, you can't live this long and not learn a few things Laughs
She shoves him to the ground & runs off.
Sheldon: Ugh... Maybe that god guy was right when he said she & Dominator are the biggest divas around. Almost as bad as those Crust Sisters.
With some mishaps happening from time to time, it was just getting started. Clanging buildings noises were intensifying.
The nerdy teen keeps building with a wrench & hammer he luckily found, as the horned lady tries figuring out what even to make as she mashed pieces together.
"C'mon guys, keep working on it"
Heckapoo: I'm building as fast as I can dammit!
They keep building.
Lois: So...how are you guys doing around here?
Cody: Um, we've been doing fine I guess.
Rita: It's weird living alone...
Greg: Well I mean you're staying with Wendy & Lois, right?
Rita: I mean...yeah but I still feel a little bit alone, I miss my family.
Zim: I'm glad I don't have that thing call family and that I was born in such an easy quick way.
Greg: I know how important family can be & how you sometimes miss them.
Lois: Ok, am I the only one of the group who has a shitty family!?
Wendy: Well... I won't call my family shitty, but they are pretty annoying sometimes. My brothers can be some pests I tell you that Hahaha.
Some time had past & then the god rings a bell to let the two know that time's up.
"Ok dudes and girls, time to show me what you got there for me"
Heckapoo was first & she sets onto a table her creation. It looked like a mangled toy with a few extra pieces on it.
"The heck? What is this supposed to be?"
Heckapoo: I don't know honestly. I was trying to make a small robot, but I couldn't get the parts on right & some of its pieces kept falling off, so I just used several pieces of duct tape all around it.
"Well...at least you tried. Now, how about you Sheldon?"
The nerdy teen sets down onto the other side of the table what looked like a Roomba, but it has two small robot hands on each side & has a big robotic eye in the middle of its body, as it looks around.
Cody: Cooooooool!
Wendy: Dude went and made a real robot?
Sheldon: Well, yeah, it's pretty neat, but not as neat as this robot girl I know named Jenny.
"Yeah I know that, but just a heads up. Try having a crush on something more...organic, you can't kiss metal"
Sheldon: Oh...
Dominator: Ha! What a loser!
"Oh hush Dominator, I ain't kink-shaming no one for having a crush on robot girls. Just a tip though"
The god looks at everyone.
"Well, what do you guys think about these designs?"
Cody: Sheldon's bot looks cool.
Wendy: It looks pretty wicked.
Lois: At least it is worth something.
"And so it has been decided. Sheldon wins!"
Sheldon: Awesome! So what's my prize?
Heckapoo: Aw man, I thought I had a chance here
"Maybe next time HP."
Heckapoo: Don't call me that!
Sheldon: Cmon! Rewaaaaard
"Fine fine, here take this"
Gives him a pair of googles.
Sheldon: What do these do?
"They are a pair of advanced goggles that have an AI built in it"
there
Sheldon: Really?
He puts it on and soon hears someone.
AI: Hello there new master. It is nice to meet you.
Sheldon: Wow. Cool.
The god stretches "Well, this is going out fine, don't you guys think? Could use some more insanity though"
Cody: I'm guessing the challenges aren't over yet?
"Pfft! of course not, this is all just the start. How boring would it be if it ended now?"
Wendy: Well then what's the next challenge?
Zim: Yeah, Zim wants to win all the challenges & win all the prizes to conquer the Earth!
"Well is everyone ok and ready for more then?"
Greg: I suppose so.
Rita: I guess so, yeah.
Lois: Whatever you throw, we can handle it. Im strong and resilient.
"Is that a fact now? Then you girls won't mind this easy one"
Hunting Geek-
" Rita Loud and Lois Griffin, you two will compete to see who can capture Cody over there. But the goal here is not only to capture him but also to give him a...guess what? A kiss!, A FRENCH kiss!"
Rita: What!?
Lois: Seriously!? Is this some kind of weird joke to you!?
"That depends, did you all thought things like that would not show up? I have a certain amount of rules about challenges that everyone must follow. You are free to say no but...are you up for the punishment that will come with it?"
Rita: Mm... Fine...
Lois: Ugh, fine, I'll do it as well...
Dominator: Pussies! You rather kiss some random teenager then getting this so call punishment?
Cody: Do I have a say in the matter?
"Nope. Now let the challenge begin!"
He warps the three participants to the forest part of the park.
While the others had a big flat-screen TV to watch the whole ordeal.
"Ok, you guys have exactly one whole hour to find him. Cody, you get ten minutes to run away and hide before the challenge truly begins. Any questions?"
Lois: Can I use my smart disc to slow him down or to eliminate my competition?
Cody & Rita: What!?
"You can use the disc on the safe mode that I installed, meaning no sharp edges. Think of it as a frisbee blunt weapon for now, so no...no killing if that is what you mean"
Lois: I was not going to do that...just a little bit of pain.
"Anyways, get to hiding Cody."
The young teen quickly runs off to find a place to hide.
Rita: Oohn...I don't know about this. It does not feel right
Lois: Maybe...but I want another reward. Maybe I get another super cool tool!
Soon enough after that, the two beautiful milfs start to look around for the geek boy, the park was big and full of vegetation. It would not be an easy feat to find him.
The teen had decided to hide up a tree branch, hoping that they don't lookup.
Cody: They won't find me here.
He sees the redhead pass by & sighs if relief, but then the blonde spots him.
Rita: Gotta hide better than that.
Cody: Nani? (How fast! Why did they manage to get through here so fast?)
The guy had to act fast or else he was done for, it's not like he would not enjoy being kissed by them. They were pretty enough and also, doing it with an older woman was like a fantasy for most boys...but it was embarrassing, who knows if he would have a punishment for losing?
Rita: Now come down from there & let me win.
Cody: No! You can't make me!
Then suddenly the smart disc used by the redhead cuts the tree branch, as he falls into the blonde's arms.
Lois: Hand the kid over & let me win this.
Rita: Hm... No.
She runs off as she holds the teen close to her own body.
Cody: Ugh...this is so humiliating (Even though I can feel her boobs a little)
She quickly hides & covers his mouth. She sees the other milf run by & sighs as she now got away from her.
Rita: Alright you, I need to win this. So pucker up.
She starts to slowly lean towards his face, as he was blushing extremely red. Just before their lips touch, she stops herself & backs her head a bit.
Cody: Uhh...opens eyes Is everything ok?
Rita: Sighs I can't do this...I mean kiss a teenage boy for some sort of prize? I'm a married woman, this is cheating.
Cody: Oh. Well, I'm sure your husband is happy to have a wife as loyal as you.
Then suddenly he gets yanked off of her by his shirt & is now in possession of the other milf.
Lois: Well if you're not doing it, then I will!
She then shoves her lips onto his & starts making out with him. He was very surprised & sorta aroused by this, as she keeps making out with him.
Rita: What the...is that tongue? Oh my goodness Blushes madly
They keep making out for a good while.
"Congratulations Lois. Um, Lois?"
He sees her still making out with the teen.
"Lois? LOIS!"
She stops & pulls away from the teen.
Lois: WHAT? ...Oh yeah, Coughs I won? Yayy.
Heckapoo: Damn. She went for it without a second thought.
Timmy: Stupid lucky Cody...
Greg: Should we be concern about this?
Zim: WHO CARES!?
Lois: So what is my prize now?
"Well besides surprising me with your rather...excited need to win your gonna have this"
A golden ring with a ruby gemstone embedded on it shows up on her hand.
"That allows you to fly in the sky and protect your body with a forcefield for any blunt attack"
Lois: Alright! Now let's put this baby to the test.
The orange-haired woman puts the ring on and tries it out, flying around everyone like a bird.
Lois: Awnnn yeah...now this makes me happy.
Dominator: Tch! Show off.
Heckapoo: So, we gonna do another challenge now or we just gonna keep watching Lois fly around?
"Hold on, Rita has to do her punishment"
Rita: Wait what?
"The punishment works as a persuasive way of you guys accepting the challenges, but also if you end up losing! You didn't think about that now did you, Rita?"
Rita: I thought we weren't doing punishments for today.
"Well, you thought wrong! Now do me two hundred squats while wearing a one-piece red bikini"
Rita: Wait, what!?
The god snapped his fingers & she was now instantly in a one-piece red bikini.
Rita: Ah! Do I seriously need to do this!? Can I at least do it without everyone staring at me?
"Yes! Because we still have other challenges to do...although only the ones for the next challenge will come, the rest can just stay if they wish to anyway"
Rita: F...Fine...
She then starts doing squats as best as she could.
Timmy\Sheldon\Cody: Damn...*bits lower lip*
"Ok the next challenge is gonna need Wendy and Lois once more"
Lois: Yeah! I'm gonna win again.
Wendy: Not a chance lady, I need some cool toys too.
"Follow me, ladies, the boys have a thing to do"
Greg: C'mon guys can't we do her a favor and not watch?
Timmy: Says the guy who was clearly married once.
Greg: Well, actually, I kinda didn't marry her.
The milf & tomboy followed the god.
"Tell me...Do you guys like spicy food?"
Lois: I suppose.
Wendy: Pretty much, why?
-hot,Hot,HOT!
"We have two pieces of bread and three different ingredients that are the only things you two are going to put on your sandwich, which are ghost pepper flakes, jalapeno slices, and habanero sauce. Each one will have the temptation of a glass of milk that will automatically take away your pain of pepper but you end up losing by doing so. Those who can eat the pepper mix up and not drink milk will win...in case of a draw just keep eating more until someone gives up"
Wendy: That's it? Well, that'll be easy for me.
Lois: I'm not giving up. I beat two women already, I can a third.
"Whatever you say, ladies, just make up that heat of a snack and let's see how it goes"
Both girls go to eat spicy meals. Lois was first, as she makes her sandwich with some jalapeno slices & habanero sauce. She takes one bite of it & starts taking the heat.
Lois: Mm! Beat that!
The tomboy just looks away from her & decides to up the ante by just pouring half a can if habanero sauce & sprinkle some ghost pepper flakes into her mouth. She pounds her fist a few times on the table to endure it & swallows it.
"Hahaha! That's right girls, keep eating up and tastier milk will show up in case you want to throw down the towel"
The milf soon starts chowing down on the remains of her sandwich, not before pouring some ghost pepper flakes on it & soon ate it. The tomboy meanwhile was eating more jalapeno slices with slight ease. Both girls were now waiting to see who can endure the heat more.
"Good grief! You two sure are going at it, sure you don't want something to...wash it down?"
Lois: We're good!
Wendy: Well I am anyway!
They try to last several more minutes of the spiciness, but soon the milf couldn't handle it & drinks as much milk as she could, declaring Wendy the winner.
Lois: DAMN IT!
Wendy: You can't win them all lady.
"Damn Wendy, where you learn to be that good in spice eating?"
Wendy: My family likes to take on all sorts of tough challenges.
She just takes her time drinking her cup of milk, as the other redhead panted from guzzling down so much of hers to get rid of the spiciness.
"Well thanks to your strong stomach Wendy, I present to you the skill to be able to breathe fire like a dragon and be immune to spicy food"
Wendy: Oh sweet! Lemme try it out.
She takes a breath of air before shooting a fireball at a trash can, burning & melting it.
Lois: Please tell me there isn't a punishment for this.
"I'm sorry Lois but if my dear friends on the other side put punishments, then they are used to either those who don't want to take the challenge or for those who fail...so your gonna have to endure it"
The housewife then starts feeling something building upon her stomach and wanting to come out until...
Lois: BUUUUURRRPPP
She lets out a loud burp and fire comes out of it like a flamethrower.
"You're going to have to burp like that for ten minutes...but in pauses of course"
Lois: Oh god that hurt.
Back over with Rita, she had done two hundred squats & sweating like crazy. Most of the people had looked away for her sake, like Greg, Sheldon & Heckapoo, while the young pink hatted pervert of the group just watched. Though the alien watched as well but wasn't in the same way as the kid.
Rita: There... Done... Oh gosh, my legs hurt...
Zim: Meh, could've done more ya weak human.
Dominator: For once, I agree with you shorty.
The bikini disappears from her sweaty thicc body and her casual set comes back in a microsecond.
Rita: Oh thank god...
She then falls to the ground, very much drained.
Timmy: It was pretty fun to watch
Cody: Are there any more challenges for today?
"You guys having fun with this? You don't stop asking "
Sheldon: Cause we kinda don't even know how many challenges there will be each time you call us here.
"I was waiting for some more fear though"
Greg: Fear? Why?
"Because...YOu wiLl nEver KnOw what aWAits you"
The god looks at everyone with an intense stare and sadistic smile.
"But hey that's good to hear, quite brave"
Almost everyone was speechless.
"ARE YOU, READY KIDS!?"
They look at each other & then they shrug & nodded a bit.
-Why so Serious?
"Ok fellas this is gonna be a wild ride so bear with me. Right now...we got five Jokers! Yes, the supervillains known as joker prince of crime versions from Batman 1966, Batman 1989, Dark Knight 2008, Suicide Squad 2016, and Joker 2019 have joined forces! Guess what? To spread Joker gas all over the city and kill everybody"
Everyone gasps in pure horror at how things had gone bleak that quickly.
"Each Joker is positioned at a different position in the city, and you guys must find them and stop them from doing this. But don't worry people, you all will have one replica of the 1960s Batmobile, modified to fit everyone and to assist in this"
Cody: Wow. So everyone is now getting involved with this challenge?
Lois: What are the r-
She gets interrupted by her fire burps.
Lois: Ugh.. rules for this challenge?
"You guys have exactly one hour to stop the Jokers from doing this shit, but we are not Batman! So instead of stopping them? You guys will have to make sure they don't get up again if you know what I mean hehehehe, now go forward before you all die laughing haHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Ahem* Get in the car and it will have a GPS with the locations"
Sheldon: Huh. So I guess we're all going as groups together?
Greg: That would make sense.
Zim: Well then I shall lead my group to stop this puny Joker human!
Dominator: I'M DRIVING!
The green tall humanoid alien girl said jumping forward to get into the automobile of classic times.
Heckapoo: Hang on, we can't just go around willy nilly & such. We need to get into groups.
Dominator: This car is big enough for all of us, we choose a point, go there, and KICK-ASS!?
Rita: Well alright. Let's go
Cody: Yeah.
Lois: Let's kick some ass.
Everyone gets inside the classic looking batmobile that only a couple of beings would remember and be nostalgic about it.
They soon drive off to the first location of one of the five Jokers.
Dominator: Ok, two of you need to get out when we arrive there so we don't waste time waiting or using everyone for this.
Heckapoo: I'll go.
Cody: I'll do it as well.
Dominator: Don't fuck it up!
Hitting the breaks, Dominator stops letting the two of them by a big mean-looking villain tower.
Greg: Good luck guys.
They soon drive off.
Cody: Um, so, what is the plan Heckapoo?
Heckapoo: Kick his ass Makes gold fists Always work.
Cody: Oh man, I do not have a means for a fight.
Heckapoo: Well then grab like a metal pipe or crowbar or something to help ya fight.
Cody: Maybe we get something inside. Can't lose time looking for it outside.
Heckapoo: Suit yourself.
The duo of people who never interacted before, now sneaked inside to look around and get ready for a fight with the clown.
Cody: Wonder what these Joker guys have up their sleeve?
1966 Joker: Oohhh you know, the usual...something good ol deadly fun times.
The voice echoes through the hall as crazy laughter comes by next.
Cody: I'm getting a bit creeped out...
Heckapoo: Hold your ground. This guy is just some stupid regular human. We can, or at least I can kick his ass easily.
1966 Joker: Is that a fact now horn girl?
Some green-haired man in a purple suit comes downstairs, holding a staff and dancing while coming down like the world is all smiles and butterflies.
1966 Joker: Now that's the kind of girl I need. Someone with...fire in their eyes.
Heckapoo: Well then ya also want a knuckle sandwich? Cause I'll be more than happy to shove it either in your face or ass.
1966 Joker: It would be a delight dearie, but alas I don't have time to deal with some anime waifu looking girl. Got better things to do.
He snaps his fingers and a bunch of minions wearing clown masks show up, in a total of ten.
Cody: Uh oh.. We're in for it now...
Heckapoo: Looks like we're gonna have to beat some more ass.
The joker then throws a bat towards Cody who the latter catches in surprise.
1966 Joker: Here you go boy, don't say to everyone I don't play fair.
Cody: A...Plastic baseball bat?
1966 Joker: Cheap and fun! Hahahahaha.
Heckapoo: Well let's beat some people up!
They start fighting the gang.
Cody: Oh man, oh god oh man!
One guy tried to punch the teen, but the horned lady blocks it with her gold hands & counters him.
Heckapoo: Start fighting already!
Cody: Damn it, I'm not a fighter, I'm just a nerd. OOoohh Here I go.
Grunting he goes and tries his best hitting people with the bat which makes a toy noise squeak.
As those two were fighting, the others stopped at their next stop.
Rita: Ready Zim?
Zim: You will not go with me, human woman. You failed me before, so I'll be taking the other human woman.
Rita: Awwwn...
Lois: Sure I guess.
The red-haired women said before burping fire again.
Lois: I was looking for an excuse to beat someone up.
The alien & red-haired milf get off & walk into a park.
Dominator: Try not to die or...whatever, I don't care.
Greg: Good luck guys, I believe in you two.
Lois: Thanks.
Zim: We won't need your stupid human luck!
The weird duo of human and alien then walk it off to another Joker tower while the others go to the next destination.
Zim: This is gonna be easy, just go there and pulverize his being.
Lois: Possibly easier said than done.
Zim: Watch this earth women, Zim will be victorious.
He then kicks the door open in a dramatic fashion and gets inside. She follows him, but then let out another fire burp.
1989 Joker: Good Grief women, cant you open a window? Your gonna toast us all here like smores! Hahahahahaha!
Zim: That must be the voice of the clown man named Joker.
Another man wearing a purple suit and clown makeup shows up, this one was wearing a pirple fedora too with a black stripe to combine with the attire.
1989 Joker: Guess who came to play?
Zim: I don't know, who?
1989 Joker: Take a guess.
With a snap of fingers, holes start to show up around the walls and from there? Big looking cliche robots approximately 184 cm tall show up with mean looks...and by that, I mean clown make up.
Lois: Time to rip & tear!
Zim: You got that line from some human video game, didn't you?
Lois: Yup!
She tosses her smart disc & decapitates one of the robots.
1989 Joker: Oooh! Feisty! I like to get your number one day. Ok boys, start with the shooting, I got better things to do.
He said going upstairs. They keep fighting, as the milf uses the smart disc, while the short alien screams & shoots his tesla gun at them.
Zim: Hahahahahaha Yeah! Bow to me!
The next stop the gang arrived at was a tower near a studio.
Greg: Ready Sheldon?
Sheldon: You bet.
Dominator: Any of you ever got into a fight anyway?
Sheldon: I kinda had sometimes...not because I wanted.
Greg: I was kinda hoping I would be able to convince this Joker guy to not do this?
Dominator: Pfffftt! Hahahahahaha! Oh man, it looks like the nerd has more balls then you old man, all this talking will get you to kill that's for sure.
Greg: Oh come on...
Dominator: Anyways, if you die, that means we get most of your stuff then. See ya!
She went away without saying anything else leaving the two of them alone.
Sheldon: Ok...besides you and me lets admit it, she is kind of a bitch!
Greg: Yeah, she's very mean. Well, let's go prove her wrong then & stop one of these Jokers.
Sheldon: I just hope we didn't get one of the worst.
They enter the tower expecting anything, but then there was a tall skinny guy wearing a red suit and clown makeup, there was some sort of look in his face that made you feel unease, not sure why.
Greg: Um, excuse us? You shouldn't be around here.
The man with a red outfit & green hair turns around & is revealed to be the 2019 Joker. With a calm yet insane tone of voice he spoke.
2019 Joker: Is that...so?
*The Joker movie soundtrack begins*
Sheldon: Huh? Where is this music coming from.
Coming from the stairs he starts slowly to dance in a weird way, almost like he was about to fall but always kept balancing it out.
Greg: Uh... Is he just dancing?
They hear him start laughing in a mix of insanity & depression, then they suddenly see he's pulling a gun out of his pocket.
Greg: Oh shi-Get down!
The big man pushes the geek down to get to some cover, as the crazed comedian starts shooting bullet after bullet. As the two found a hiding place, Greg winces a bit as he sees he got shot at the side of his stomach.
Sheldon: Oh shit! Greg are you ok?
2019 Joker: Wanna hear a joke? What happens when two uninvited guests, decide to drop in and ruin the fun?
Greg: Ugh... This hurts REALLY badly...
2019 Joker: Well ya get what ya fuckin deserve!
He laughs more, as the big man tries covering his wound.
Sheldon: Oh boy...looks like I'm going to have to put my big boy pants today.
Greg: You sure you can handle him?
Sheldon: No idea! But do you want the harsh truth or a sweet lie?
Greg: Uh, yes?
Sheldon: You didn't really choose an option. OooooH Boy!
Greg: Ugh...I'm bleeding out & losing a bit of energy to think. We gotta figure a way to get past him...
Sheldon: If only my AI could make a plan. Without the gun, I bet I could take him out
Greg: I mean, try using it & see if it can help.
Sheldon: Alice, please give me the best route of escape or probability of a quick weapon.
Alice- I have scanned the surroundings of the area & there are several blind spots to hide from the hostile subject, but you must move quickly. Eventually, you will be able to arrive at your destination of turning off the device.
Sheldon: Damn...Greg, I know your hurting, but I need you to somehow move on, I will be the one distracting him. Think you can do it?
Greg: Heh...Leave it to me Buddy.
A\N: Phew! This was a huge one, looks like things just went crazy pretty quickly huh? Part one of this challenge for being bigger and the chapter was already hitting close to 8,000 words so enjoy guys. Hope the quality is getting better, this was made on Discord so in case of any errors tell me so.