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Mr. Roberts continued speaking. "I was led to believe whoever wrote up the stories concerning Arthur had him paranoid until the day of his death about you taking over his kingdom. At least, that's what the writings say."

"That is what he said!"

Arthur was talking to Merlin. "I think Morgana is planning to get me so stressed out that I step down as king of Camelot."

Morgana walked in. "That's not what I'm planning to do. Would that work?"

"You know how I used to have nightmares about Morgana ruling Camelot? Well, I'm having them again. The first thing she did was put a giant pillow on top of the castle for Aithusa to sleep on."

"That's a great idea, Arthur!"

"I'll tell you the rest of my nightmare when she's not around to hear it."

"But Arthur, I want to hear your ideas!"

"I said nightmares, not ideas!"

"Nightmares, ideas, what's the difference?"

"Morgana! Nightmares are things I don't want to come true! You of all people should know that!"

"Hey, I just had a dream where you offer me your crown saying that you place great trust in me. Of course, I graciously accepted."

Arthur screamed while running around like a headless chicken.

"I'm kidding!"

"The writings also say 'I swear my sister is trying to get me killed at least once a week, like today when she took me to another kingdom that tried to capture me. Morgana is always bringing me right to my enemies.' I thought that was quite a clear message."

"Everything was my fault, wasn't it?"

Morgana approached a king.

"What did you want to trade?"

"I don't begin trade talks without the king present."

Arthur was taking a stroll with Gwen when Morgana appeared in front of him.

"Going anywhere in particular?"

"No, not really."

"Great! We can go then."

"Go where?"

Arthur found himself in a throne room.

"Arthur's here, we can start, right?"

"What? It really is him! This is our chance! Seize him!"

Morgana rolled her eyes. She placed one arm protectively around Arthur and flung the soldiers back with the other. "I seized him. What now?"

"Not you! Why is it so hard to capture a king who's already in this room?"

"What are you talking about? It's not hard!" Morgana pinned the king to a wall while still holding on to Arthur. "Now I've captured two kings!"

"Morgana, I'd prefer if I didn't randomly get placed in dangerous situations."

"Does it still count as a dangerous situation if you've been in fifty of them and don't have so much as a broken fingernail?"

"I can always count on my sister to get me into danger and save me from the danger."

"And I can always count on my brother to complain about it even though he was doing something boring anyway."

"I was enjoying the garden with Gwen!"

"Anyway, what do you want me to do with him?"

"I guess we can let him go. I don't think he will bother us."

The king sighed. "I won't be bothering any kingdom with her in it. Why couldn't I have had a witch for a sister?"

Arthur laughed. "Be very careful what you wish for."

"It was also written 'Morgana messes up all the peace treaties.' I assumed that was because you were supposed to be his enemy."

"Oh, he wrote that, did he? The nerve! I actually made them easier!"

Morgana was walking with Arthur and Merlin. "Remind me why I had to come again?" A mosquito landed on Morgana and died. "To this mosquito infested kingdom?"

"I'm not going into another kingdom without someone to defend me in case they try to capture me, so Merlin has to come along."

"And I am accompanying you two because?"

"Morgana, I am not leaving you in Camelot without either of us again!"

"Arthur. I am not a child."

"I don't want to come back to find that you gave the entire serving staff a holiday and that your skeletons are doing all the work."

"They needed the rest! Do you know how hard they are worked?"

Arthur turned to Merlin. "Merlin! Help me out a bit here."

"Well, Sire, I have to take Morgana's side on this one. I do know how hard they are worked. From personal experience."

"Not helping, Merlin!"

"You do know how easy it is to choose between my king and my wife."

"Wait. Where is Morgana?"

"Umm, I have no idea, Sire."

Arthur began sweating bullets.

"That's my husband for you. He said he would move the table when pigs fly," a woman ranted.

"How many flying pigs would you like?" Morgana asked.

"Pardon?"

"It seems you are in need of flying pigs. How many would you like?"

"You're taking his side?"

"Of course not! If I were, would I be making any pigs fly?"

Arthur arrived in the middle of a clump of houses. "She's not here. Where next?"

"I suggest we follow the flying pigs, Sire."

"We don't have time to search for her. I'll be expected any minute now!"

A while later Arthur sighed. "How about three hundred cows?"

"I'm afraid we will need better terms than that."

Morgana walked in and picked up the treaty.

"Morgana! We need that!"

"You're right. These are some lousy terms. We'll throw in a river, wherever you want it."

"What is this crazy woman talking about?"

"You still don't like it? You drive a hard bargain. Fine, I'll kill all the mosquitoes in your kingdom too."

"You can do that?"

"Of course I can." Morgana left and returned with a clump of dead mosquitoes the size of a baseball. "What is up with your kingdom? There were this many just in the castle?"

"You know, Morgana, I haven't seen anyone so excited to sign a treaty before."

"How about 'I'm worried that Morgana is planning something big?' What was he talking about?"

"Your Majesty!"

"What is it?"

"I went through the door to go to the kitchen and I found myself in the armory! I went to go find you, but I tried to go through the dining room and ended up in the stables instead. Then I went through the door to the library and ended up here."

"What? I only let Morgana out of my sight for five minutes! And it was because I had to pee!"

Morgana rolled her eyes. "A king making clumsy attempts to avoid being noticed while following me up and down the castle does not stop me from using magic."

A horse trotted into the throne room.

"This isn't funny, Morgana!"

"The vast majority of the castle would beg to differ, based on my observations."

"That's because you've given them an excuse not to do their duties!"

"What can I say? It's a pretty good excuse, isn't it?"

"The horse does not belong here!"

"Okay then." Morgana teleported Arthur to the stables. "We are rid of the horse." The whole throne room laughed.

Arthur saw a stable boy.

"The kitchen goes to the armory, the training grounds go to the garden, the dining room goes to the stables, and the physician's chambers go to the chicken coop. I've almost figured it out!"

"Oh, that's why Gaius had a chicken on his head."

"Good morning, Your Majesty!"

"Can you take me to the throne room?"

"That's the one place I haven't figured out how to get to yet!"

"Great."

"I also remember 'We watch what we say around Morgana. She always may hear us.' It really was hard to believe you weren't supposed to be his enemy. Of course, I didn't believe any of it was real, either."

"I can't believe he didn't like the rainbow colored castle walls!"

"What did I tell you?" Arthur yelled at Percival.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty! You told me not to let Morgana hear me complaining that something is boring."

"And why don't we want to let Morgana hear us complaining that something is boring?"

"Because I complained that the banquet was boring and she decided to make everybody weightless."

"Don't let it happen again, all right?"

An hour later Percival walked down a hallway.

"So what did I say?"

"Again, Your Majesty, you told me not to let Morgana hear me if I find something around here boring."

"Which means you are going to do what?"

"I will keep my opinions to myself about the dull gray walls decorated with the same tapestry over and over."

"Great!" Morgana said, not looking or sounding like Arthur anymore.

"Wait! You're not Arthur!"

"Of course not!" Morgana ran off.

"Arthur will have my head!"

"And finally we have 'Even Merlin cannot stop her. I am doomed.' That was strange because he apparently did not die any time soon after that."

"Morgana, Arthur is complaining about the dragon rides now," Merlin said.

"Kilgharrah must have rubbed him the wrong way. He has a tendency to do that. Besides, Aithusa wants to do it. She said she wants to see how many people she can carry at the same time."

"I did sixty. I think seventy is doable, though." Aithusa shrugged, causing the people she was carrying to bounce. "Whoops."

"All right, I don't see a problem. I'll let Arthur know."

"Wait! Aithusa, can you do seventy one?"

"Sure!"

Merlin returned to Arthur a while later. "There wasn't a problem."

"I sent you to stop her!"