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Interlude: Lazy Maid's Smile (1)

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Leysritt von Einzbern was happy.

That was something that everyone in the Emiya household could easily identify due to the strangely normal smile on her face replacing her usual flat and stoic scowl. The sight was still quite confusing if not outright concerning considering the fact the only thing that could have put her in a good mood was the date she went with a certain sensei the previous night.

While even a rare smile wouldn't get much attention, it was the fact that it radiated a surprising amount of giddiness that influenced Liz's actions for the remainder of the day. Sella needed help moving some couches to clean up around the living room? Liz would help her much to her twin-sister shock. Irisviel required tea but Sella was busy with the house chores? Liz would do it for her. Shirou and Sai needed a few towels after doing some kendo training? Liz.

Liz doing this. Liz doing that. Liz doing a whole lot of things!

The shocking development of the day was not the smile that Leysritt von Einzbern had on her face, but the fact that it was part of a bigger circumstance- Leysritt was working in the house rather than being inactive and lazy. And this behavior, while positive, warranted some investigation from both Kiritsugu and Irisviel.

"Now, Liz, I know you may feel a bit nervous right now, but I can assure you that Kiri has his weapons out and ready to start a small war only within the chance that John-san said or did something that mind-controlled you. It's only a... precaution~! Am I right dear?"

The Magus Killer nodded distractedly as he was busy polishing his High-Velocity sniper, yet failing to understand what was going on.

"We should have killed him when we had the chance to-" The silent wack behind his head snapped him out of his murderous thoughts and gave Irisviel back control.

"Nope~," The woman smiled brilliantly. "Now, Leysritt... how about you tell us a bit about your date with 'Sensei'?"

"John," Liz corrected quietly, her smile dropping a bit at the awkwardness of this 'interrogation'. "John and I went to the public swimming pool. I told him that I don't know how to swim and he offered to teach me how to do it."

"...He put his hands on you. As I said-GAH!"

This time, the punch was far more intense for Kiritsugu, enough to force him to smack his face on the table they were sitting by while listening to this narration. The hit was strong enough to get him unconscious for a while.

"Now, continue," Irisviel hummed, sound a bit irritated due to her husband's interruption. "He offered to teach you swimming and, as Kiritsugu assumed, did he touch you in a naughty way?"

Liz frowned and shook her head. "No. In fact, he said that many perverted instructors would touch around but the posture has to come mostly naturally."

"I see. Go on."

"He gave me a few exercises to follow to build up confidence in moving my legs and work on getting accustomed in swimming around with no style in particular."

"Then?"

"Then he told me to try with backstroke since it was the easier one to exercise with and also learn how to float on the pool without having to worry about sinking."

"And did you succeed in it? In not sinking?"

Liz's smile widened a bit more. "I did. I thought I would have struggled a bit more, but John told me that, since I was working on it properly, I got the gist of it easier than many beginners."

"...It's been a while since I went swimming by the pool. Maybe we should organize something like that with the rest of the family. What do you think, dear?"

Kiritsugu was quiet as he was still unconscious, the bump on his head swelling to comical levels.

"I'll take your silence as a 'yes' for the time being~," Iri nodded to herself, turning back to Leysritt. "Anything else that happened that day?"

"Not that I can recall. I am sorry, Irisviel."

Irisviel expected more. Maybe she thought there had been something she had missed on the big scheme of things, but it was clear that Leysritt was just pumped up for the successful date going quite well to her.

"It's alright," The fellow woman beamed back at the short-haired Einzbern. "I am glad to hear you liked that. I am sure that John-san will treat you nicely- after all, he has been keeping track of reducing Illya's bouts of curiosity in... awkward words."

The interrogation was over at this point and the day was close to be over as Liz retreated to her room to... contemplate the previous night and what details she left out due to a bit of embarrassment. That's not to say that she protected John or anything, but she made an effort to prevent others from knowing how they had kissed after the date.

It wasn't a chaste kiss either as Liz had felt bold enough to want more in that tongue-clashing. The way he held onto her, like she held onto him, asking and getting, begging and getting, demanding and getting. The intense interaction stirred in her a renewed form of energy that made her very active today and the end result of that date saw her craving to see more done in this situation doubled.

She tasted 'blood' and now she was looking forward to get more out of it.

The next date will have Taiga around, which meant that Liz will have to be careful but still forward with her desire. After all, the box of condoms she bought for the end of that date had to be used or it would be a grand waste of her few savings and... of her hopes.

She was really looking forward to know more Taiga and, maybe, test out a few things Liz found about in a couple of interesting 'girl on girl' magazines.

AN

The Dating (Wars) get to a peculiar stage. Now it's time for a few smut scenes and... timeskip!

Also, I wanted to say that the Snippet Archive I have in QQ is now available in FFN too. It will be updated regularly and a schedule for future releases from the Pxtreon is available in the first chapter. The name is 'Bukharin's Archive'.