Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom Episode 1: The Introduction

Lakitu: Hello, and welcome, to Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom, a series where 16 contestants from the Mushroom Kingdom will compete to win 1 million coins! Now this is not happening in the Mushroom Kingdom, of course. It's happening right here, on the legendary Yoshi's Island, home to all Yoshis, and also, one contestant of ours.

Yoshi: Wait, you mean ME?

Lakitu: Yes, I mean you! Welcome Yoshi! He's the nicest one to be around, and the perfect candidate for help. He's also a big fan of apples.

Yoshi: Oh, thank you I LOVE apples!

Lakitu: Fantastic! Cause apples will be your main prize for being safe in the eliminations!

Yoshi: Wow! That's great!

Lakitu: Here come two MORE contestants! And they're not other than the Mario Brothers!

Mario: Hey, uh, Lakitu, care to explain what are we doing right now?

Lakitu: Of course! After everyone's here though! Ah, good ol' Mario, always impatient, he enjoys the fame he gets.

Mario: Do NOT call me impatient!

Lakitu: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to insult the Mushroom Kingdom's biggest hero!

Luigi: I'm also here, hey guys!

Lakitu: Here is Luigi, Mario's way less impatient brother. Man, I can't decide which one I want to be around more!

Luigi: Well, you wouldn't want to be around a loser like me, right?

Mario: Do NOT call yourself a loser!

Lakitu: Hey, hey, let's not rise the tensions! Cause three more contestants are here! Oh, and they're all princesses!

Peach: Hello. I am Princess Peach, this is Princess Daisy, and this-

Mario: Yeah, yeah we know your names we see you like 8 times a day no need to introduce everyone again!

Peach: Mario, Lakitu may not know my friends' names. That is why I'm introducing them to him.

Lakitu: Mario's actually right, I saw your signups too.

Peach: Oh, well then, I guess we don't need much of an introduction.

Daisy: Hi I'm Daisy!

Luigi: Daisy?

Mario: Yes, Daisy!

Lakitu: Peach and Daisy, they're like sisters, but they have different interests! One likes to act like a real princess, the other one, she loves free time activities such as sports.

Rosalina: I like both.

Lakitu: And then there's Rosalina! As said in her description, she's the one to get comfy with!

Mario: Ok, now that's just…weird.

Lakitu: Hey, I didn't make the descriptions.

Toad: INCOMIIIIIIING!

Mario: OH NO!

Toad: HEY GUYS IT'S ME TOAD!

Lakitu: Toad, a little citizen in the Mushroom Kingdom, his voice is louder than the devil's screech, which means Toad could easily take down a literal demon in a glass-breaking contest!

Toad: THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT!

Lakitu: Oooh…stinky! The Wario Brothers are coming!

Wario: Hello! It's me, Wario!

Waluigi: And me, Waluigi, you see.

Lakitu: Let's just say they're…partners in crime.

Wario: Oh yeah!

Waluigi: Wah ha ha!

Mario: Can we just get done with the introductions already? This is starting to get tiring.

Lakitu: Mario, don't be so impatient.

Mario: Do NOT call me impatient!

Lakitu: In fact, here comes our next contestant! She's one of a kind! She's a tryhard of the real life! You'd think she hasn't got any signs of free time, but here she is, coming the show, and working for more than 4 jobs as a high school student! Introducing the mighty Mona!

Mona: I didn't need that big of an introduction, but thanks.

Mario: Yo, Luigi, I'm starting to think we need to dethrone the other princess, and make her the new princess.

Peach: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY-

Lakitu: Mona, you look prepared! What's up?

Mona: I am ALWAYS prepared. In fact, I'll be taking online schools AND competing in this game!

Yoshi: That might not be a good idea.

Mona: Well, trust me, it is!

Lakitu: So now we have 10 characters introduced! But OH MY GOD WHO ARE THESE?

Donkey Kong: Hello guys it's me Donkey Kong here!

Lakitu: DK, I see! You came in strong!

Donkey Kong: Yes I did, my friend! Stronger than anyone ever has!

Lakitu: DK's so humble. But say anything bad about his barrel throwing habit and he'll throw you IN the barrel!

Professor E. Gadd: I just finished my latest invention!

Lakitu: Elvin Gadd, a 70-year old man came to take on the challenges this place has to offer!

Professor E. Gadd: I told you I'm 40!

Wario: Yeah, and I'm Spiderman, quit lying about your age, Geppetto!

Professor E. Gadd: Do not make fun of me! Or I will use my invention on you!

Mario: He's getting kicked out quickly.

Donkey Kong: Mhm.

Koopa Troopa: Well hello there chaps, let me introduce myself.

Lakitu: You don't need to Koopa! Everyone knows you're still in university, despite graduating twice!

Koopa Troopa: Ooh. Correct. And I'm ready to graduate for a THIRD time.

Donkey Kong: He he he, he has a FUNNY VOICE!

Luigi: DK, he's just British.

Koopa Troopa: I don't think I gave you permission to make fun of my accent, old chimp, but I'm going to let it slide, as you look pretty dumb from first sight.

Donkey Kong: Me? Dumb? He he he!

Lakitu: Here come Bowser and Boo!

Bowser: HEY HEY HEY I AM BOWSER!

Mario: Oh no who asked YOU to come?

Bowser: I didn't need someone to give me the ok to come, I just came in MYSELF!

Lakitu: Yeah, Bowser's pretty bold when it comes to arguments. On the other hand, Boo's pretty chill.

Boo: I am not chill. I am just sad. This day has only gone worse and worse.

Mona: Why is she like that?

Mario: Don't ask me, ask her!

Lakitu: But she can be kind of…EDGY, sometimes.

Boo: I am not edgy. I just need happiness to slide through that window in my brain. And then all will shine.

Lakitu: Well, we're only missing one!

*Goomba falls from the sky*

Goomba: AHHHHHH!

Lakitu: And there is Goomba! Our final contestant! Anyway, let's go to the camps to explain the rules!

Goomba: WAIT NO WHAT ABOUT MY INTRODU-

Lakitu: This is where you all will be sleeping. But first, let's arrange the teams. The Howling Mushrooms consist of:

Mario

Yoshi

Waluigi

Bowser

*Mario stops Lakitu*

Mario: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PUT ME WITH B-

Lakitu: Do not interrupt me, complainer.

Mario: Do NOT call me complainer!

Lakitu: Anyway…

Peach

Rosalina

Toad

And Boo.

Boo: My life is seriously going downhill.

Mario: HEY, MINE TOO!

Lakitu: Which means the Murdering Flowers consist of:

Professor E. Gadd

Koopa Troopa

Donkey Kong

Luigi

Daisy

Wario

Mona

And…Goomba.

Luigi: Wait, who's Goomba?

Goomba: I'M RIGHT HERE!

Luigi: Oh, you, I thought you were just an intern.

*Confessional*

Goomba: Ok, I understand why he called me an intern. I mean, I didn't even get a proper introduction!

*End of Confessional*

Lakitu: This is where the boys of the Howling Mushrooms will be sleeping…and this is where the girls of the Howling Mushrooms will be sleeping…

*Confessional*

Peach: There are only three girls on our team. Two if you don't count Boo.

*End of Confessional*

Lakitu: And this is where the boys of the Murdering Flowers will be sleeping, and this is where the girls of the Murdering Flowers will be sleeping!

*Confessional*

Goomba: Yes, the TWO girls of the Murdering Flowers sleeping together, and all of us boys sleeping in another cabin. Like, what the absolute-

*End of Confessional*

Lakitu: Ok, so, who will win the first challenge? Who will get sent home first? What other rivalries are going to surface? Find out next episode on…Total, Drama, Mushroom, Kingdom!