Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom Episode 2 "Aquatic Avocados"
Teams:
HOWLING MUSHROOMS
Mario
Yoshi
Waluigi
Bowser
Peach
Rosalina
Toad
Boo
MURDERING FLOWERS
Professor E. Gadd
Koopa Troopa
Donkey Kong
Luigi
Daisy
Wario
Mona
Goomba
*In the Howling Mushrooms Boys Cabin*
Mario: Maybe you should start respecting other people's ownings, eh Bowser?
Bowser: Oh my gosh WHAT DID I DO AGAIN?
Mario: Our drawer is FLIPPED! MY CLOTHES WERE IN THERE!
Bowser: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Mario: WELL THEN WHO DID IT?
Bowser: I DON'T KNOW!
*Confessional*
Yoshi: Man, they've been fighting ALL DAY! I can't hang out with anyone if Mario and Bowser are constantly fighting, and Toad just screams all the time! And, about Waluigi, he's nowhere to be seen!
Waluigi: Wah ha ha! My plan worked! I flipped the drawer! Now I increased the tensions between Mario and Bowser, meaning that everyone will see them as easy targets! And they're pretty good threats to my game, too. Wah ha ha! I am so gonna win this!
*End of Confessional*
*In the Murdering Flowers Boys Cabin*
Professor E. Gadd: Say, how did you find out about that?
Koopa Troopa: Easy. I just used my intelligence, and it got me to the answer of the question.
Professor E. Gadd: Wow, you're a real one!
*Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: This Koopa kid seems really intriguing, he and Luigi are definitely my biggest friends in this game, and even better, we're on the same team!
*End of Confessional*
Goomba: Dude, stop farting! You are making the entire place smell like horsesh-
Wario: Dude, I eat farts for breakfast, are you kidding me?
Goomba: Wh-WHAT? You can't EAT FARTS!
*Confessional*
Goomba: If we lose today, I've already made up my vote.
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: Good Morning Campers!
Peach: I did NOT have a great sleep.
Mario: Why not?
Peach: Because of YOU, Mario! Because of you and BOWSER!
Bowser: HEY, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!
Mario: You flipped the drawer! Stop lying!
Bowser: IT WASN'T ME I TELL YOU I'M INNOCENT!
Mario: WHO WAS IT THEN? YOSHI IS DEFINITELY INNOCENT, TOAD IS TOO WEAK, I DIDN'T DO IT, AND THEN THERE'S YOU!
Boo: I thought this team had eight members.
*Toilet Flushing Sounds*
*Waluigi leaving the Porta-Potty*
Waluigi: Good morning guys.
*Confessional*
Mario: Ok, maybe I was wrong about Bowser. Waluigi is the type of guy to flip a drawer and then leave the cabin so he doesn't get caught.
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: Okay, campers, time for your first challenge!
Mona: Oh my god, a challenge! I am so excited!
Goomba: Oh my god, wow! I don't care!
Lakitu: Follow me for your first challenge!
*Confessional*
Mona: No one speaks to me like that!
Goomba: This Mona girl came thinking that this game is a vacation. She seems like an easy target. But I need to get the fart man out first.
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: So, for your first challenge, 4 members of each team will dive in the water for 5 minutes, and try to collect as many avocados as possible. Once these 5 minutes are over, I will tally the avocados, and the team with the most avocados, wins immunity!
Toad: YAY! AVOCADOS!
Lakitu: So, I'll give you a minute to decide your players.
*Howling Mushrooms*
Toad: GUYS, CAN I GO?
Mario: No, you have way too small and stubby arms!
Toad: BUT I HAVE NO FRIENDS!
Mario: Oh, gee, I wonder why!
Rosalina: That wasn't nice of you, Mario.
Mario: Pfft, whatever. He's just there to fill up the contestant count anyway.
*Confessional*
Rosalina: Mario's not himself today…Something's wrong with him.
Mario: No, I am not mean, I am telling the truth! Toad is just filler, he won't help in the challenges or do anything at all!
*End of Confessional*
Rosalina: Okay then, Mario, who should go?
Mario: Well, I'm definitely going, and I'll leave it up to you for the rest.
Waluigi: I think me and Toad should go.
Toad: WHAT? REALLY?
Waluigi: Yes, I think you would do a great job!
Toad: THANK YOU!
Mario: Dude, Waluigi, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Waluigi: Come on Mario, after all, by the end of the day, you'll be safe anyway.
Peach: Well, I'm also going to go!
Mario: Hooray, give me something to look at under the water!
Peach: MARIO!
Mario: ACK! SORRY!
Yoshi: So it's Mario, Peach, Waluigi and Toad. We'll just see!
*Murdering Flowers*
Wario: Well, Geppetto's not going, that brown thing's not going, so we're left with five.
Luigi: You mean six.
Wario: I wasn't counting you.
Daisy: Okay that's rude!
Wario: Well you are going, you seem athletic! And you, orange hair!
Mona: Me?
Wario: Yes, you also seem athletic!
Mona: Oh, okay!
Luigi: But I want to go too!
Wario: Who are you again?
Luigi: Oh my god.
Wario: Ok, who's left?
Goomba: Koopa and DK.
Wario: Okay and they're going.
Koopa Troopa: Water isn't my thing.
Wario: You're seriously a turtle.
Koopa Troopa: Well, you were too quick to get in charge, but you forgot about yourself, I believe.
Wario: Oh yeah, myself. Yeah, I'm bored. And if you don't want to, I guess we'll put Linguini on the chase.
Luigi: It's Luigi!
Wario: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
*Confessional*
Goomba: This guy just likes turning more and more people against him.
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: So, teams? Are you ready?
Mario: Hmm…maybe.
Luigi: Hey bro!
Mario: Hey Luigi!
Lakitu: GO!
*The contestants start swimming, and Mario is quick to come out with 2 avocados*
Boo: Good job. I wish I was as good as you.
Mario: Thanks!
*Confessional*
Mario: Out of all people, surprisingly Boo congratulated me! At least I know SOMEONE on the team feels positive about me!
*End of Confessional*
*Peach comes out with 1 avocado, but Daisy is seen coming out with 3*
Professor E. Gadd: Good job Daisy!
Wario: Yeah, sure, good job.
*Toad and Mario come out of the water with 2 avocados each*
Mario: Wow, TOAD?
Toad: YUP!
*Confessional*
Mario: Wow, I wonder how he got 2 avocados with his GameBoy Micro sized hands!
*End of Confessional*
*Donkey Kong comes out with 5 avocados*
Donkey Kong: HE HE HE! DK WINS!
Koopa Troopa: Nice job, chimp!
Donkey Kong: THANKS TURTLE!
*Mona comes out with 3 more avocados*
Wario: It looks like Lamborghini hasn't got any avocados yet.
Professor E. Gadd: Who's Lamborghini?
Wario: You know, that green guy…
Professor E. Gadd: That's Luigi!
Wario: Yeah, Lincoln, whatever his name is.
*Luigi comes out with 1 avocado*
Professor E. Gadd: See? I told you he could do it!
*Mario comes out with 4 more avocados*
Mario: We're TOO FAR BEHIND! WE GOTTA CATCH MORE AVOCADOS!
Bowser: Say that to your teammates, not us.
Yoshi: Well, I believe we can still do it! GO MARIO!
*Toad is also carrying 1 avocado*
Yoshi: GOOD JOB TOAD!
Rosalina: YAY!
Boo: I am slightly happier than before.
*Luigi has 1 more avocado*
Luigi: OH MY GOD!
Lakitu: TIME'S UP!
Peach: Oh no! Sorry guys I didn't find any more!
Mario: It's okay, you gave me a show anyway.
Peach: I guess I'm supposed to be happy.
Lakitu: Everyone, listen up. The Howling Mushrooms collected a total of 12 avocados during their run!
Mario: That's pretty good!
Toad: I GOT THREE OF THEM!
Waluigi: You're lying. You didn't get any.
Lakitu: And The Murdering Flowers collected a total of 13 avocados! Which means they win!
Wario: YES! I DID IT!
Koopa Troopa: I don't remember hearing you cheering on the team.
Wario: I don't remember asking for a history lesson, Queen Elizabeth!
Lakitu: Luigi got an avocado in literally the last three seconds, you should thank him!
Daisy: Good job Luigi!
Mona: Indeed!
Professor E. Gadd: I knew you could do it!
Luigi: Aw, thank you guys, but I don't need it. DK came out with 5 avocados, he deserves applaud.
Donkey Kong: HE HE HE DONKEY KONG AND LUIGI GOT AVOCADOS!
*Confessional*
Luigi: For once, I feel liked! I feel…powerful! Finally, they've noticed me! The team likes me!
Goomba: I wouldn't call Luigi the hero of the day, DK was the one to bring 5 avocados on the surface, no one brought as many as him. But I'll congratulate the kid on his efforts.
*End of Confessional*
Mario: Dang it WE LOST!
Waluigi: Yeah, thanks to Toad!
Toad: ME?
Yoshi: Waluigi, are you okay? It was a team effort! We all lost as a team!
Waluigi: Toad didn't work for the team. He worked for himself. And besides, he didn't bring any avocados out.
Mario: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? TOAD BROUGHT THREE AVOCADOS!
Waluigi: Yeah, right. How do you know?
Mario: DUH, BECAUSE WE WERE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME!
Waluigi: Yeah, right. Prove me wrong.
Peach: Waluigi, I don't remember YOU getting any avocados.
Waluigi: Well, I gave avocados to Mario. And now he's taking all the credit for himself!
Mario: WHA?
Waluigi: Yeah, sounds like a very Mario thing to do. Taking all the credit for himself and putting the actual founder of the avocados on the block. Ha, ha. I advise you to vote for Mario.
Peach: Mario brought EIGHT AVOCADOS!
Mario: No need to help, Princess. We all know Waluigi's in the wrong here.
Lakitu: Mushrooms, are you finished?
Bowser: *sigh* yes, let's just go back to our cabins.
*In the Howling Mushrooms Boys Cabin*
Waluigi: Hey, Toad.
Toad: HUH? HELLO!
Waluigi: Look, what I said today, I only said it so Mario could show his real waters. I didn't mean it. Vote for Mario tonight, and you are guaranteed into the Final 2 with me.
Toad: WHAT?
Waluigi: Yeah, exactly. Listen to me, and the prize is ours.
*Confessional*
Waluigi: Heh, that little dwarf is definitely going to believe me. No doubts.
*End of Confessional*
*Outside*
Waluigi: Hey, Boo, Bowser.
Bowser: What do you want?
Waluigi: You both wanna vote Mario and you know it.
Bowser: I do, but NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO VOTE HIM!
Waluigi: I already got Toad's vote. And with your votes, we'll become four. Together we can convince anyone to vote Mario out.
Boo: Oh, okay.
Waluigi: Trust me. Vote for him, and the team will prevail.
*Confessional*
Boo: I wouldn't vote Mario. He seems like a nice guy.
*End of Confessional*
Waluigi: Hey, Rosalina!
Rosalina: Hello.
Waluigi: Listen, I got Toad's vote, I got Bowser's vote, and also Boo's vote. Vote Mario off with me, and he'll be gone. And we will prevail.
Rosalina: Sorry Waluigi, but I've already made up my mind.
Waluigi: How about a Final 2 deal then?
Rosalina: Huh?
Waluigi: Yes, a final 2 deal. Vote Mario, and you're with me in the Final 2.
Rosalina: I'll think about it.
Waluigi: If you want a chance at those coins, then trust me, and vote that showoff out.
*Confessional*
Waluigi: I have the numbers on my side. Mario's a sure out, and he'll be so frustrated when he sees the result.
Lakitu: I have seven apples on this plate. These apples represent your life in this game. If you receive an apple, you're safe. If you don't, it's bye bye for you.
Yoshi: OH MY GOSH, APPLES!
Lakitu: Yeah. Apples go too…Yoshi. Boo.
Bowser. Rosalina.
Peach, and Toad.
Lakitu: I have only one apple left. And it will either go to Mario, or Waluigi.
Mario: Hmph.
Waluigi: Wah ha ha.
Lakitu: The last apple goes to…
*Suspenseful Music*
Lakitu: Mario.
Waluigi: What?
Lakitu: Waluigi, you didn't receive any apple. Time for you to board the boat of losers.
Waluigi: I can't believe it. You guys blindsided me.
Rosalina: We didn't blindside you. Most of us had already made up our mind. Your efforts were worthless from the start to all of us.
Waluigi: Grr…I'll be back.
Lakitu: Waluigi, time to go.
Mario: BYE BYE!
Waluigi: Ah shut up.
Lakitu: Wow, what a stunner!
Mario: It really wasn't that big of a stunner.
Lakitu: Wow, you really think that big boy?
Mario: Do NOT call me Big Boy!
Lakitu: Now that Waluigi's gone, our contestant count drops to 15. What will happen next? Is Mario going to stop interrupting me all the time? Is Wario finally going to say Luigi's name right? Who will prevail? Find out next time on…Total, Drama, Mushroom, Kingdom!How