Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom Episode 3 "Balls. Dozens, and Dozens of Balls."
HOWLING MUSHROOMS
Mario
Yoshi
Bowser
Peach
Rosalina
Toad
Boo
MURDERING FLOWERS
Professor E. Gadd
Koopa Troopa
Donkey Kong
Luigi
Daisy
Wario
Mona
Goomba
*Mario, Yoshi and Peach are seen sitting behind the cabins*
Mario: Oh my god, I am SO glad Waluigi is gone!
Peach: Yeah, he was really annoying.
*Confessional*
Yoshi: From Day 1 I thought Waluigi would use his mischief to get further in the game, and I also thought he would be an actual threat to my game! Turns out, he got eliminated first. And his plans sucked. I'm sure the whole team voted for him. Maybe there were some exceptions, but at least six of us voted Waluigi out. I'm thinking of Bowser.
*End of Confessional*
Yoshi: Bowser seemed kinda upset when you got the final apple.
Mario: As if that wouldn't happen! He wants me gone as soon as possible!
Peach: I really don't like Bowser.
Mario: Like anyone in here actually DOES like Bowser!
*Confessional*
Mario: Yesterday I was in the bottom two to leave first. Thankfully no one listened to Waluigi's dumb plan and instead voted for him. I am pretty sure Bowser didn't vote me, though. Bowser told me he wasn't going to vote for me. And I doubt anyone else would want to vote for me.
*End of Confessional*
*In the Murdering Flowers Girls Cabin*
Daisy: Man, Wario's such a bully, you think?
Mona: I find him kind of cute.
Daisy: Mona, wake up! Not only he's a bully, he's also ugly and he smells like my urine!
Mona: Maybe he just wanted to take control.
Daisy: There was no reason for him to be THAT rude to Luigi though!
*Confessional*
Daisy: Mona's just paralyzed because Wario picked her for the challenge. He just wouldn't get his ass to work, that's why. Mona's a young girl, getting paralyzed this easy is common for girls her age.
*End of Confessional*
*In the Murdering Flowers Boys Camp*
Goomba: This place smells like farts.
Koopa Troopa: There's no one else to blame for that.
Goomba: I know.
Koopa Troopa: Didn't expect you would agree with me.
Goomba: Wait, you think I AM THE ONE THAT FARTS IN HERE?
Koopa Troopa: Seems like it. My nose right now is not encountering the most…pleasant smells.
Goomba: What is that language you're speaking dude, Enchanted Spanish?
Koopa Troopa: No, just the way an intelligent person speaks like.
*Confessional*
Goomba: This Koopa guy's REALLY starting to get on my nerves! Man, my team is HORRIBLE! There are like, 2 or 3 people I actually wanna hang out with! And these include Luigi, Daisy, and DK! But DK screams when he speaks, so I'm only HALF COUNTING him! I wanna switch teams! This team is stupid!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: Good Morning Campers! Time for your second challenge!
Bowser: ALREADY?
Mario: What? You didn't get enough sleep?
Bowser: I am not in the mood to do challenges right now.
Yoshi: Maybe it's because no one sided with your little Waluigi, and your plan failed!
Bowser: Dude, I didn't vote Mario!
Rosalina: How can we know you're not LYING to us?
Bowser: Because I TOLD Mario! Mario, tell them!
Mario: It's true. He didn't vote me.
Rosalina: He could be lying.
Mario: Well, he's not lying!
Bowser: And for more proof, I let him grab my tail, spin me around and then throw me to the bushes to prove to him I voted for Waluigi!
Mario: That's also true.
Boo: We should stop the tensions.
Mario: She's right.
Wario: Wait, WALUIGI WAS VOTED OFF?
Lakitu: Oh, yeah he was!
Wario: WAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Daisy: Serves him right.
*Mona eye rolls*
Professor E. Gadd: Well, I believe it's time to get to the challenge!
Lakitu: Awesome! Okay, follow me for your challenge.
Lakitu: For this challenge, you'll need to be good with balls.
*Mario elbows Peach*
*Peach slaps Mario*
Lakitu: More specifically, ball games. Because your challenge is a ball game! Dodgeball, to be exact!
Yoshi: My nose looks like a ball.
Lakitu: And this, is what you'll be throwing to the opposite side! You've all played dodgeball at least once in your life before, so I don't need to explain anything!
Toad: WHAT IS THAT?
Yoshi: Toad, it's literally the name. Dodge, balls.
Toad: OKAY!
Goomba: I have no arms, so I can't throw balls.
Daisy: So you'll basically be out of THIS contest too darling?
Goomba: Yes, I am. Have problems with that, Tulip?
Daisy: Watch how you're talking to me.
*Confessional*
Goomba: Nevermind. I don't want to be around Daisy either. Crossing her off now I guess.
Mario: Come on Peach, we've played a LOT of ball games together! We're a perfect duo!
*Peach slaps Mario again*
Mario: Ow, Why did you do that? I was talking about Tennis and Baseball!
Peach: Mario, we both know you weren't talking about these types of ball games!
Boo: You guys together make me happier than I have ever been in my entire life.
Peach: Oh really?
*Confessional*
Mario: Boo's pretty cool. I thought I would hate her from the start, but turns out she's a fine gal. The only downside is, that she's dead.
*End of Confessional*
Luigi: I was never good in dodgeball.
Professor E. Gadd: Well, frankly, I have made an invention that can HELP you dodge ALL the balls, Luigi!
Lakitu: Cheating machines are not prohibited!
Professor E. Gadd: You're on your own Luigi!
Lakitu: So, be the last one standing from your team and your team is safe! Three…Two…One…Go!
*Mario throws a ball on E. Gadd*
Professor E. Gadd: OW!
*Bowser throws a ball on Goomba*
Goomba: I knew it.
Lakitu: Wow, the Flowers are already behind, with 6 members left! The Mushrooms have 7.
Koopa Troopa: To win this, we've got to be smart.
Luigi: Okay.
Koopa Troopa: Stand in the back. The ball speed will slow down by the time it catches up to us, and we'll be able to catch it, and eliminate the player from the other team instead!
Luigi: Wow, you're smart!
Koopa Troopa: I know I am.
*Mona throws a ball on Toad*
Toad: YEOWCH!
Peach: Hey!
*Mona throws another ball on Peach*
*Peach catches it*
Mona: Aw!
Mario: That's not the only ball you've grabbed!
*Peach slaps Mario again again*
Rosalina: Now's not the time for that, Mario!
Mario: Okay, fine.
*Mario throws a ball on Wario*
Wario: OWWW!
*The contest continues, as Wario goes to sit on the benches. Mona sits by him*
Mona: What's wrong? You don't have the same leading attitude as yesterday!
Wario: Waluigi is GONE! He was the only reason I CAME here!
Mona: Well, don't worry, I'm pretty sure you need a friend, and I'll be glad to be the one!
Wario: I don't need you, I need Waluigi.
Mona: Okay, it's obvious you need some time alone.
*Confessional*
Wario: That orange hair gal's pretty sweet. But I need Waluigi.
*End of Confessional*
Yoshi: KEEP THROWING!
Lakitu: The Mushrooms are left with 4 (Mario, Yoshi, Rosalina, Boo), while the Flowers are down with only 3! (Koopa, DK, Luigi) Oooh this is starting to get EPIC!
Donkey Kong: Turtle and Luigi, Donkey Kong cannot be on his own for more!
Luigi: We don't have a plan DK!
Koopa Troopa: Well, Luigi, you stay back. I'll sacrifice to help DK.
Donkey Kong: YAY!
Yoshi: NOW'S OUR CHANCE!
*Yoshi and Mario shoot at DK and Koopa, hit them both*
Yoshi: WOO HOO! HIGH FIVE!
*Mario and Yoshi high five*
Luigi: Oh no! Mama Mia! What do I do?
Boo: Hit him, and I'll finally be fully happy.
*Rosalina throws a ball, but Luigi catches it*
*The rest of the Flowers cheer for Luigi*
Luigi: Oh my god, I can't let them down!
Yoshi: WOOP!
*Yoshi throws ball and Luigi fails to catch it*
Luigi: Ouch.
*Mario and Yoshi high five again*
Lakitu: And the Mushrooms, thanks to the Dead, the Dino and the Fatty, win!
Mario: Do NOT call me Fatty!
Lakitu: So, Flowers, I'll be seeing you in Campfire Ceremony for your first elimination.
Daisy: Oh great.
Mona: It's not THAT bad!
*In the Howling Mushrooms Boys Cabin*
Goomba: Are you kidding me? We'll lose a member!
Yoshi: Nice job team! We THRASED it today!
Bowser: Waluigi would probably threw the challenge and blame Toad for it, glad we got him out.
Mario: Waluigi was a real loser.
Toad: AGREED!
*Confessional*
Toad: WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
*End of Confessional*
*In the Murdering Flowers Boys Cabin*
Luigi: So, Professor, who are we voting?
Professor E. Gadd: I don't know. But I think we'll be safe.
Koopa Troopa: Hello, my fellow teammates!
Luigi: Oh, hey Koopa!
Koopa Troopa: Hello my chap.
Luigi: Any suggestions on who to vote out?
Koopa Troopa: I would probably say our weakest link. I find that to be either Goomba or Wario.
Professor E. Gadd: I wouldn't call myself much of an asset to the team!
Koopa Troopa: Well, you're the eldest on the team, and the most intelligent, so you're an asset to me.
Luigi: And me, Professor.
Professor E. Gadd: Thank you, you two.
*Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: For me, it's either Wario or Goomba. Wario was all around leading the team last challenge, and today, he was barely even TRYING to do anything to win. As for Goomba? He has no arms. That is automatically useless. Maybe in a race challenge, or a "whoever has no arms wins" challenge. For anything else, he's just there to cheer.
*End of Confessional*
*In the Murdering Flowers Girls Cabin*
Mona: Who are you voting for Daisy?
Daisy: Oh, definitely that stinky old dump Wario!
Mona: Why? He just missed Waluigi!
Daisy: That just ADDS to my reasoning! He should go home to see Waluigi, and leave us alone already!
Mona: Wow. You're so rude.
*Confessional*
Mona: Daisy is the only girl on the team, and the only one I can hang out in the mornings. Needless to say she's not the brightest.
*End of Confessional*
Goomba: Ugh.
Koopa Troopa: Why so grumpy?
Goomba: Get away from me, I don't trust you.
Koopa Troopa: If you insist.
*Confessional*
Goomba: I SO wanna vote him out. He acts like a know-it-all, when in reality, he's just stupid!
Koopa Troopa: I believe it's easy to see that Goomba will be leaving the show today.
Wario: I don't know who I'm voting for…
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: Welcome to the elimination, Flowers. Right here I have a plate. On top of it are seven apples. Apples represent your life in this game. If you get an apple, you're safe. If not, you're not. Simple as that! Anyways, apples go to Donkey Kong…
Luigi…Mona…
Daisy…and Professor E. Gadd.
Professor E. Gadd: I'll inspect this tomorrow!
Lakitu: I have two apples left. Everyone left here got at least one vote. The next apple goes to…
Koopa.
Koopa Troopa: Finally.
Lakitu: Wario, Goomba. One of you will board the boat of losers, and will be leaving Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom. But…the last one safe is…
*Suspenseful Music*
Lakitu: Wario.
Wario: Phew.
Goomba: WHAT?
Lakitu: Goomba, time to go. Say your final goodbyes.
Goomba: I don't need to say goodbyes.
Koopa Troopa: Good riddance, I say.
Luigi: Yeah…I guess.
Lakitu: Oh, that was short. And with Goomba gone, our contestant count drops to 14. Anyway, what will happen next time? Which team will win the challenge? Will Mario keep trying to flirt with Peach in weird ways? Will Toad finally stop screaming? Find out next time on…Total, Drama, Mushroom, Kingdom!