Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom Episode 5 "Food Fight"
HOWLING MUSHROOMS
Mario
Yoshi
Bowser
Peach
Rosalina
Boo
MURDERING FLOWERS
Professor E. Gadd
Koopa Troopa
Donkey Kong
Luigi
Daisy
Wario
Mona
*In the Howling Mushrooms Boys Cabin*
Yoshi: Hey Mario!
Mario: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Yoshi: Woah, why so arrogant?
Mario: You voted off TOAD!
Yoshi: We HAD to vote Toad! He was useless!
Mario: He PROVED himself in the avocado challenge! He collected more than Peach and Waluigi!
Yoshi: Well, Waluigi threw the challenge, and Peach…well…
Mario: What? Got no proof that Toad is not better than Peach?
Yoshi: Are you implying we need to vote Peach?
Mario: I am IMPLYING that we should vote Bowser!
Yoshi: Well, don't be mad at me, Mario! Or Peach! She and I are your alliance. You'll need to treat us better.
Mario: Three people isn't going to make it.
Yoshi: Dude, when we make it to the merge, we'll just get Luigi and Daisy and BOOM! We dominate the game.
Mario: I am talking about Boo.
Yoshi: Boo? What about her?
Mario: She's been surprisingly one of my favorite people here!
Yoshi: Really? She's kinda…edgy.
Mario: Well, that's just a role she's playing. I find her being extremely nice to me.
Yoshi: Wow, really?
Mario: Yeah! I think she'd be a perfect candidate for our alliance!
Yoshi: That only if she isn't already in another alliance with the girls!
Mario: She's not. She's not too social.
Yoshi: Well dude, if you want to vote Bowser next time, I'm down. We just needed to get rid of the obvious weakling.
Mario: Thanks man.
*Confessional*
Mario: Well, I got Yoshi's vote. And Peach will have to side with us, we're her alliance! And only if I can convince Boo to vote Bowser, and that stupid oversized turtle is gone!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: Wakey Wakey Campers! Time for a new day in this wonderful camp!
Daisy: I wouldn't call it wonderful.
Koopa Troopa: I agree with Daisy on this one.
Lakitu: For this challenge, you'll have to follow me to the kitchen.
Peach: OH YAY! A COOKING CHALLENGE?
Lakitu: No. Something even better.
Luigi: A taste challenge?
Lakitu: Oh, you'll see. Just follow me!
*In the Kitchen*
Lakitu: You see, these tables are turned around. They're like, a shield.
Peach: I don't like where this is going-
Lakitu: FOOD FIGHT!
Yoshi: WHAT?
Mario: OH YES!
Wario: Food Fight? I want to eat the food, not throw it!
Lakitu: Well then, the boat of losers is over there.
Wario: Oh.
Lakitu: The Mushrooms are six, and the Flowers are…ALSO six? Who's missing?
Donkey Kong: GOOMBA IS MISSING!
Koopa Troopa: Goomba got ELIMINATED, moron!
Lakitu: Oh, Mona's missing again.
Daisy: She's got online class.
Lakitu: I guess she'll be excused then.
Daisy: Phew.
Lakitu: Wait, NO! I can't let this slide by! Flowers, because of Mona not appearing for the challenge, you will have half the food ammo the Mushrooms have.
Daisy: Aw, Seriously?
Luigi: Cheer up, Daisy! We can win this even without Mona, and with half the material the other team has!
Koopa Troopa: Did you just call food, MATERIAL?
Luigi: Shut up Koopa! Anyway, I know we can do this team! We can win this! It's ALL OURS! WE CAN DO IT! COME ON GUYS! I BELIEVE IN US-
Daisy: Are you done?
Luigi: Sorry.
Lakitu: Ok then, it's easy. The rules are simple. Just throw food to the other side, and if everyone from the other side is covered in food, then it's over. So with that said, GO!
*Howling Mushrooms*
Mario: Mushrooms, we need a plan.
Bowser: OW!
Mario: Oh my god WHAT HAPPENED?
Bowser: I got hit by food.
Mario: Well that's because YOU'RE BIGGER THAN THE TABLE!
Bowser: FINE! I'LL SIT OVER THERE!
Peach: No wait! Bowser! You're a good thrower!
Bowser: Mario doesn't want me, so?
*Bowser leaves the room*
Peach: Great, look what you did!
Mario: ME? HE VOLUNTEERED TO LEAVE THE ROOM! WHY STOP HIM?
Peach: I remember you way nicer Mario! Now you're just like Bowser!
*Confessional*
Peach: Mario's obviously turned into a different person! He's so out of character!
Rosalina: I believe Mario is bringing a really negative sense of energy to the team. The only time he was positive was when he and Yoshi were high fiving each other in the Dodgeball challenge. And we WON that challenge. He's not been himself in this game. Not to mention he dropped an F bomb last elimination. Keeping him in will only make his character worse. Voting him off, though. He can learn a lesson if he's gone.
*End of Confessional*
Boo: Guys, I can't throw!
Peach: Great job, Mario! We're left with four throwers now!
Yoshi: Hey, Peach! Leave him alone now, we have a challenge!
*Confessional*
Yoshi: Only I, can keep this alliance together. But what can I do? I'm just a burning bridge.
*End of Confessional*
*Murdering Flowers*
Wario: Ooh! A sandwich!
Daisy: WARIO! DO NOT EAT OUR SUPPLIES!
Wario: What? I haven't ate good food in DAYS!
Daisy: NOBODY CARES!
*Wario farts*
Daisy: EWWW OH MY GOD YOU'RE DISGUSTING!
*Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: Daisy's turning into a jerk. I do not like that.
*End of Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: We're almost running out of supplies!
Luigi: Oh man, we'll just have to give up, then.
Professor E. Gadd: We'll NEVER give up! I made a Blender that can turn any thrown food into a normal ball of food! And then-
Daisy: Yeah, no one cares, E. Gadd! Just MAKE IT WORK!
Professor E. Gadd: Okay, fine, I will!
Luigi: Daisy, don't scream at our Professor.
Daisy: Luigi, shut up.
Professor E. Gadd: Okay, here it is! But, my old hands are too weak.
Luigi: I'll throw it!
*Luigi throws the ball and it hits Peach's hair*
Peach: AHHH MY HAIR!
Mario: Jeez, what happened NOW?
Peach: HELP ME TAKE THIS DIGESTED FOOD OFF MY HAIR! IT'S SO DISGUSTING!
Mario: Oh, so NOW you want my help, huh?
Peach: Help me if you want to prove to me that you have even a LITTLE BIT of the good old Mario I knew left in you!
Mario: I'll take that as a compliment.
Peach: MARIO!
Mario: Okay, fine!
Yoshi: Hmm…I got a plan!
Rosalina: What is it?
Yoshi: Here, watch this!
Yoshi: HEY FLOWERS! TOSS ME A BALL!
Luigi: Oh you bet I will!
*Luigi throws the ball, but it goes inside Yoshi's mouth, and Yoshi creates an egg*
Yoshi: You fell into my TRAP!
*Yoshi throws the egg and it hits Luigi*
Luigi: OW!
Professor E. Gadd: Luigi! LUIGI! ARE YOU OKAY?
Wario: Relax, he's fine. He got hit by an egg, he didn't get shot.
Professor E. Gadd: Oh my god, I hope he's okay! He's our best thrower!
Wario: Our best thrower? I'm better! Look at my arms!
Daisy: WELL THEN THROW SOMETHING!
Wario: Okay fine!
*Wario throws an apple pie, and it hits Mario and Peach*
Mario: OW!
Peach: THERE'S APPLE PIE ON MY HAIR NOW!
Mario: I can feel a little bit of apple pie down there on my-
Peach: Mario, please, let's get out of here.
Mario: I WANNA HELP THE TEAM THOUGH!
Peach: I am pretty sure Yoshi and Rosalina will back us perfectly!
Yoshi: You bet we will!
Mario: Where's Boo?
Peach: Boo's out of the challenge, now COME ON!
*Confessional*
Mario: Okay, so, Peach acts like she doesn't want to talk to me for ten minutes, then she gets hit by food and asks for MY help! WHAT THE (Bleep) IS THAT GIRL HIGH?
*End of Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: Um, Flowers, there's only two contestants left on the Mushrooms.
Daisy: And only TWO left on us!
Koopa Troopa: What do you mean?
Daisy: I got hit by a ball.
Koopa Troopa: Oh. So it's just me and Wario then! Wario, come here!
Wario: Nah, I'd rather just eat my sandwich.
Daisy: LEAVE THAT AWAY! GO HELP HIM! NOW!
Wario: I'm not listening to YOU!
Daisy: YES YOU ARE!
Wario: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!
Daisy: YES I AM!
*Awkward Silence*
Yoshi: Oh, Flowers! Here comes the tastiest Apple Pie you've seen!
*Yoshi throws the apple pie, and it hits Koopa*
Koopa Troopa: OW!
Daisy: YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, I'M LEAVING!
Wario: *Grunting* Stupid girl.
Koopa Troopa: Ah, getting hit by an apple pie hurts WAY worse than it should!
Wario: Whatever, I don't care. There's no more food left, and Geppetto's blender broke. So we basically lost.
Rosalina: My favorite food are baguettes, and they're also pretty good weapons!
*Rosalina throws a baguette and it hits Wario's eye*
Wario: OW!
Lakitu: And with that, the Howling Mushrooms win!
Yoshi: YEAH!
Rosalina: Good job!
Lakitu: Murdering Flowers, or just Koopa and Wario in that case, you will be voting someone off tonight!
Wario: I NEED A MEDIC!
Lakitu: Oh, right. We don't have any medics, so you'll stay pea-eyed for the rest of the competition.
Wario: Seriously now?
*In the Woods*
Mario: Why did you get me here Peach? I thought I was worse than Bowser.
Peach: Mario, what's UP with you?
Mario: What do you mean? I'm perfectly fine!
Peach: No! WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? YOU HAVEN'T BEEN YOURSELF!
Mario: Oh, you're just daydreaming.
Peach: Mario, if there's anything you want to tell me, you can say so RIGHT NOW.
Mario: Well, what DO you want me to say?
Peach: You just…haven't been yourself lately! You're acting so selfish! So mean! So rude and so cruel to Bowser! I understand that he's your arch nemesis, but he's your teammate, and he's MY teammate too! And when we're teammates, we have to treat each other with respect!
Mario: You treated Toad with respect yesterday, yep, definitely, I saw that!
Peach: UGH YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND!
*Confessional*
Mario: I don't understand what she wants me for. And why does she think I need to treat my teammates with respect. I only respect the teammates I trust, and she's slowly getting written off that list.
*End of Confessional*
Mona: Hey guys! What happened?
Daisy: What happened? WHAT HAPPENED?
Mona: Oh, we lost?
Daisy: OF COURSE WE-
Luigi: Yeah, Mona, we lost.
Wario: Our challenge was a food fight. And I got hit by a baguette.
Mona: A food fight? Why didn't you call me? I'm a good thrower, you know!
Daisy: YOU WERE TAKING ONLINE CLASSES! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Mona: I finished!
Daisy: Well, TOO LATE!
Professor E. Gadd: This is getting annoying Daisy.
Daisy: Don't call ME out old man! Or else you won't end up leaving this island, even if you're eliminated!
*Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: Welp, I know who I'M voting for tonight.
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: On this plate I have six apples. Apples represent your life in this game. If you receive an apple, you're safe. If you don't receive an apple, you're out of this game and into the losers. With that said, apples go to…Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong: YAY! BANANAS!
Daisy: These aren't bananas, idiot!
Lakitu: Luigi…Professor E. Gadd…Wario…and Koopa.
*E. Gadd and Koopa high five*
Lakitu: Daisy and Mona, the two girls on the team. One of you will be sleeping alone tonight! One of you will also be the first female to leave the game. Anyway, the last apple goes to…
*Suspenseful Music*
Lakitu: Mona.
Wario: YES!
Koopa Troopa: Oh yeah!
Professor E. Gadd: FINALLY!
Donkey Kong: HE HE HE!
Daisy: WHAT? ARE YOU ALL MOCKING ME?
Koopa Troopa: Let me get this straight, you're gorgeous and all, but yeah. We're mocking you.
Daisy: You made the wrong choice.
Koopa Troopa: The whole team is wrong then! Cause EVERYONE voted for you!
Daisy: WHAT? EVEN YOU LUIGI?
Luigi: I am just doing what's better for the team.
Daisy: UGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Lakitu: Daisy, time for you to leave.
Daisy: Yeah, whatever.
Lakitu: SO! With Daisy's elimination, our contestant count drops to 12! What will happen next? Will Mario and Peach ever stop fighting? Will DK ever start realizing where he is? Who will be eliminated next? Find out next time on…Total, Drama, Mushroom, Kingdom!