Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom Episode 6 "Rock Climbing"
HOWLING MUSHROOMS
Mario
Yoshi
Bowser
Peach
Rosalina
Boo
MURDERING FLOWERS
Professor E. Gadd
Koopa Troopa
Donkey Kong
Luigi
Wario
Mona
*In the Howling Mushrooms Boys Cabin*
Bowser: OK, WHAT'S WRONG?
Yoshi: What do you mean, Bowser?
Bowser: You two ALWAYS talk to each other when I'm here!
Mario: And since when did YOU care about us?
Bowser: Oh, I just wanted to help. But looks like you DON'T WANT the help!
Mario: Why are you trying to help us? Are you trying to reach out for a "cool boys" alliance?
Bowser: An alliance? With YOU? Never!
Mario: Then just leave us alone!
Bowser: FINE!
*Bowser leaves the cabin*
Yoshi: Mario, I need to talk alliance stuff with you.
Mario: Ι told you Yoshi, either Peach accepts me back in the alliance, either you kick her out. Or just throw BOTH of us under the bus!
Yoshi: No! I need you all of you! You AND Peach! And only you can get her to like you again!
Mario: I've tried. She doesn't like me for who I am.
Yoshi: Come on dude, please!
Mario: Fine! But one last time. If she denies and leaves again, then I'll stop trying. After all, us two are a better combination anyway.
*Confessional*
Mario: Poor Yoshi. He's so passionate about keeping the whole alliance together. The thing is, Peach doesn't want ME in the alliance! Don't get me wrong, I do want Peach, but SHE doesn't want me. Why is Yoshi fussing me about this, when Peach is the reason this alliance isn't the same as like, 3 days ago.
*End of Confessional*
*In the Murdering Flowers Boys Camp*
Wario: Finally, Daisy's gone!
Koopa Troopa: I agree. She was a big meanie, and we don't like meanies.
*Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: I've actually sided with Wario this time. I WAS trying to vote him off earlier for being the weakest player, but now here comes the stage of the game where challenge performances are useless, and your social game gets out to the flesh. Now thankfully, I have a pretty good friend group, with Luigi and E. Gadd, so I don't really have to worry. What I DO have to worry about though, is Wario and Mona. They've been getting closer and closer day by day. And then there's DK. He's neutral. But if we get him to side with us, we'll be guaranteed immunity to the merge.
*End of Confessional, damn that was a long confessional*
Lakitu: Wake up campers, time for you to do a VERY SPECIAL challenge!
Mario: This makes me WORRIED.
Lakitu: Mario? Feeling a little wanky today, aren't you?
Mario: Do NOT call me wanky!
Donkey Kong: YOU'RE NOT WANKY YOU'RE AWESOME!
Peach: I beg to differ!
Mario: DK wasn't talking to you, though!
Wario: Oooh…couple fight!
Mario: Shut up Wario, we all know you're not getting a girlfriend anytime soon!
Mona: I beg to differ!
Everyone: WHAT?
Mona: I mean- Uhh…-
Peach: Mario, we do not count as a couple anymore!
Mario: WHAT?
Peach: Not with THAT attitude!
Bowser: REJECTED!
Mario: SHUT UP BOWSER!
Peach: Bowser, we aren't a couple either.
Bowser: WHAT?
Mario: NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!
Bowser: In fact, Mario, I think Peach's been treating the BOTH of us with DISRESPECT! I think we should vote her off when we get the chance!
Mario: YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA!
Peach: Are you SERIOUS?
*Yoshi facepalms*
Lakitu: Wow, I did not expect THAT this early in the morning! Anyway, follow me for your challenge! For one of you, it'll be the last challenge you'll ever do!
*Confessional*
Mario: Bowser's idea is pretty good! Rare, considering it's from BOWSER.
Peach: This is so stupid…Mario's OBVIOUSLY the BAD GUY here! But he's getting the whole team to side with him…
*End of Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: Umm…Lakitu? What is this monstrosity of a mountain?
Lakitu: It's a MOUNTAIN! And you're gonna have to climb it! Because it's your challenge!
Rosalina: That is easy.
Lakitu: You can fly up there, right?
Rosalina: No, it's just easy.
Mario: Well Rosalina, I'm sure you have SOMETHING up your sleeve that can help you.
Peach: What's THAT supposed to mean?
Mario: Nothing! I'm just helping my female teammate over here!
*Confessional*
Mario: I said female on purpose to make her jealous, by the way. I know she can't leave me! I'm rich! She's a gold digger, no way she'd leave me!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: So, get your whole team up the mountain to win immunity! Go!
*Murdering Flowers*
Professor E. Gadd: OH NO! GUYS! I'M TOO OLD! I CAN'T CLIMB!
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG WILL HELP YOU!
Professor E. Gadd: Wait, really? Great! Help me out, dude!
Donkey Kong: HE HE HE! DONKEY KONG HELPS HIS FRIENDS!
Wario: Can you give me a ride too? I'm too fat to climb up.
Donkey Kong: OK! BUT DONKEY KONG DOESN'T HAVE ANYMORE ROOM FOR A THIRD PERSON!
Koopa Troopa: Oh, so this means you'll have to go down, and get us all up.
Lakitu: You are NOT allowed to go down!
Luigi: Whatever then, me, Mona and Koopa will climb the whole mountain up, and E. Gadd and Wario will go up the DK way! With DK! The Mushrooms have Peach to worry about, mainly because she doesn't want her nails to get hurt! So, that's the plan!
Wario: Good plan, Liberia! Say, you've been really good at this whole leadership thing!
Luigi: Yeah, but please, it's LUIGI!
*Howling Mushrooms*
Boo: I'll have to fly, I can't climb.
Mario: I think you are excused, actually.
Lakitu: Mario, is correct!
Mario: HECK YEA I AM!
Boo: Good. Some happiness. That's rare.
Yoshi: Boo, are you able to CARRY anyone with your…"arm"?
Boo: No.
*Boo flies up the mountain*
Bowser: I'm REALLY GOOD at rock climbing!
Mario: Why don't you carry Peach then? She doesn't want her nails crushed!
Peach: WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
Mario: Your nails are the most important thing to you, Princess! Now get on Bowser, and go!
Peach: There is NO WAY I am going up these UGLY SPIKES!
Bowser: RUDE!
Mario: JUST GO!
Peach: MAKE ME!
Mario: CLIMB ON YOSHI, JEEZ!
Yoshi: Mario, I can't flutter this high- Ohhh wait…Peach! Come on! Get on me, and we'll get on Bowser, and he'll get us up!
Mario: Can I also come? I'll be hanging from Peach's-
Peach and Yoshi: NO!
Mario: Okay then.
*Bowser, Yoshi and Peach start climbing*
Mario: Welp, guess it's us two.
Rosalina: I guess.
*Murdering Flowers*
*DK, E. Gadd and Wario reach the top*
Luigi: Yay! They're up! Guys, come on!
*Confessional*
Luigi: I am doing a great job at leading my team! I thought I was just going to be left in the dark ever since I entered this show, but no! People actually realize me! Remember what Wario said earlier? Oh yeah! Luigi time!
*End of Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: I am really sorry, but this rock mountain is very hard to climb!
Mona: Keep on going!
Koopa Troopa: I'm trying!
*Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: I am really struggling today!
*End of Confessional*
Luigi: Okay! I'm up! Mona, Koopa, you guys are doing great!
Mona: Thank you!
Koopa Troopa: I appreciate the criticism on my HORRIBLE climbing.
*Howling Mushrooms*
Mario: Hmm…I have a plan!
Rosalina: Surprising.
Mario: Oh, Rosalina! Don't side with the evil princess. She's NOT to be trusted. Now, come ON!
Rosalina: AHHH!
*Mario throws Rosalina on top of the mountain*
Mario: Excellent! Now they only need me!
*Murdering Flowers*
Mona: There! I made it up! Now we only need Koopa!
Koopa Troopa: I'm almost up guys!
Mario: Hm?
Koopa Troopa: OH MY GOSH WE'RE GONNA WIN!
Mario: Well NOT ON MY WATCH!
*Mario climbs faster and makes it first*
Lakitu: And the Howling Mushrooms WIN IMMUNITY!
Yoshi: YAY!
Bowser: LET'S GO!
Boo: Wow. Mario made me happy again.
Rosalina: Nice job!
Mario: Thank you, thank you! But I haven't received anything from ONE person…
Peach: Ugh…co-co-congrats.
Mario: Why thank you Princess.
*Confessional*
Boo: Mario's dragging our team lately. Or at least that's what I've been noticing.
Yoshi: Mario's a great guy, he can just be a tad bit stupid sometimes.
*End of Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: Well, at least I didn't get injured, right?
Wario: We lost.
Koopa Troopa: Hey, don't blame ME! At least I tried!
Wario: I didn't say I was blaming you or anything. Must be just you.
*Back in the Murdering Flowers camp…*
Koopa Troopa: Guys, who do you say we vote off?
Professor E. Gadd: I have analyzed this in my mind. I want to vote MYSELF off!
Luigi: WHAT?
Koopa Troopa: Are you joking me?
Professor E. Gadd: I feel like my time on this game has ended. I mean, I'm not helping in the challenges, I'm a deadweight!
Koopa Troopa: You are terribly WRONG on that.
Professor E. Gadd: Mention ONE TIME I helped us win.
Koopa Troopa: You won the Phone Charging challenge all by yourself. We NEED your gadgets for future challenges! Your blender also helped us in the food fight challenge, and in general, your gadgets help!
Professor E. Gadd: Good to know that I'm important to SOME of you guys!
Luigi: You'll always be to me, Professor. You'll always be.
*Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: Phew. Almost lost my alliance there. Luigi would probably listen to him and vote him off, making E. Gadd announce the news to everyone, and eventually, everyone BUT ME will have voted for him. I'm a real lifesaver.
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: There are five apples on this plate. You all know how this works. This is your third time here. And it will be the last, for one of you. You were the first time to lose twice in a row on Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom. How do you feel about that?
Donkey Kong: I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN BANANAS!
Lakitu: Right. Anyway, apples go to…DK.
Luigi...Mona…and Koopa.
Lakitu: Professor E. Gadd and Wario, only YOU GUYS received votes tonight.
Professor E. Gadd: I understand, I'm not too much of a helper to the team!
Koopa Troopa: In my opinion, whoever voted for Elvin is in kind of…a clique. E. Gadd is the only reason we haven't been here for THREE times in a row, since he won us the phone charging challenge!
Wario: There's no reason in voting ME out though, right?
Koopa Troopa: You are our weakest player. You must go.
Lakitu: Well, the last apple goes to…
*Suspenseful Music*
Lakitu: Professor E. Gadd.
Mona: WHAT?
Koopa Troopa: YEAH!
Lakitu: Wario, time to head out.
Wario: Ah, thanks. I enjoyed my time on this game. Can you say how many votes I received?
Lakitu: Umm…sure, if you want me to. You received five votes.
Koopa Troopa: So even MONA, your biggest ally, voted for you? Pfft, wow!
Wario: I wouldn't be so sure about that Koopa.
Koopa Troopa: Don't deny the evidence!
Wario: I have the evidence. I voted myself. Mona voted Geppetto.
Koopa Troopa: WHAT?
Wario: Yeah.
Luigi: Why would you vote yourself off?
Wario: Look, I missed Waluigi. Mona was my closest friend in this game, but still. Mona will still be able to play, even without me. While me, without Mona, OR Waluigi…I'll just fall in depression.
Mona: Aw, come here, let me give you a little hug!
Wario: Thanks, but I'll pass. I'M GOING TO SEE WALUIGI! Oh, and something for our leader, Lambrador.
Luigi: Huh? Me?
Wario: Goodbye, Luigi.
Luigi: *Pees his pants*
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG SMELLS LIQUID! BAD LIQUID!
Wario: Goodbye team, I'll miss you.
Lakitu: Woah. So, with Wario gone, our contestant count drops to 11. Who will get sent home next? And will Mario and Peach EVER sort things up? Find out next time on…Total, Drama, Mushroom, Kingdom!