Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom Episode 7 "The Cake Debate"
HOWLING MUSHROOMS
Mario
Yoshi
Bowser
Peach
Rosalina
Boo
MURDERING FLOWERS
Professor E. Gadd
Koopa Troopa
Donkey Kong
Luigi
Mona
*In the Murdering Flowers Boys Cabin*
Luigi: Wow. That elimination surprised me.
Koopa Troopa: Let's leave that behind us. Now we should know that we're seen as threats.
Luigi: How come?
Koopa Troopa: Mona is really good at socializing. If she makes the merge, we're doomed.
Luigi: I'm also good at socializing.
Koopa Troopa: Oh yeah, you've got your brother over there on the other team. But what about me?
Luigi: Oh, I don't know.
Koopa Troopa: Exactly.
*Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: We need to eliminate Mona as soon as possible. While she's not a threat strategically, she's really good at her social game. When the merge comes, she'll be one to watch out for.
*End of Confessional*
*In the Howling Mushrooms Boys Cabin*
Mario: Yoshi, do NOT tell me you don't want to vote Peach!
Bowser: YEAH! She's been treating me and Mario with absolute DISRESPECT!
Yoshi: You guys are targeted by the whole team. I don't want to be targeted by the whole team.
Mario: THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
Bowser: YEAH!
Mario: Besides, only Peach and Rosalina are targeting us! And more specifically, ME!
Yoshi: And what about Boo?
Bowser: Boo's neutral.
Mario: No, Boo is with us!
Bowser: Really?
Mario: Yeah! She's on good terms with the whole team, but we could convince her to come on our side, and then we'll be four against two! Just think about that for a moment Yoshi, and the answer will come to you. The person that YOU think, should get eliminated.
*Confessional*
Yoshi: I mean, I wanna side with Mario, but at the same time, it is possible for this alliance to be broken apart, due to BOWSER getting along with MARIO. But I'll give this alliance a chance, since for once, Mario and Bowser seem to support each other.
*End of Confessional*
*In the Howling Mushrooms Girls Cabin*
Peach: Boo? Why don't you understand?
Boo: Sorry Peach. But you and I don't think of Mario the same way.
*Confessional*
Peach: NO ONE seems to understand me! Mario's ruined himself as a person, and the only way we can get him back to his real self is if we vote him off!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: Wake up campers!
Yoshi: Oh, finally! The challenge is here!
Mario: Oh, yay. A challenge.
Yoshi: Are you excited TOO?
Mario: No, I was just being sarcastic.
Lakitu: Follow me to the kitchen for today's challenge. I promise, it's not a warzone this time.
Peach: That's fortunate.
*In the Kitchen*
Lakitu: Today's challenge will be to bake a cake!
Peach: YAY!
*Everyone looks at her with a poker face, except for Mario, who's looking at her with a "I want to kill you" face*
Peach: Sorry.
Lakitu: The rules are simple. You have an hour to bake a cake. Best cake wins! Go!
Mona: An hour? That's not too much time though!
Lakitu: Which is why you shouldn't waste your time talking to me! Now go!
*Confessional*
Peach: This. This is it! This is the challenge that will help me get on the team's positive side! And then Mario, is long gone!
Koopa Troopa: We only have an hour. I doubt we're gonna be five by the end of this challenge. But then again, the plan to eliminate Mona before the merge will go on play. I like to call it, "Plan Troopa".
*End of Confessional*
Mario: Okay Peach! You're the only one that knows how to bake a cake! So YOU should do it!
Peach: Hm…Okay!
*Confessional*
Mario: I was expecting her to scream at me. Thank god that didn't happen. No one wants to hear her annoying screaming voice again.
*End of Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: Who here knows how to bake a cake?
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG DOES!
Koopa Troopa: No, we are NOT letting YOU bake the cake! Anyone else?
*Silence*
Koopa Troopa: Well, DK, I'll leave it all to you.
*Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: The plan's going perfectly! Once we lose the challenge, DK will distance himself from the team, as he usually does, and I'll go up to him and tell him to vote Mona off. Then, I'll convince Luigi, and maybe Elvin, and boom! It's unanimous! Plan Troopa is really great, isn't it?
*End of Confessional*
Yoshi: Mario, I think Peach is going to do a great job on baking the cake.
Mario: Oh, can we please NOT talk about Peach right now?
Yoshi: Why?
Mario: Because she's made me go insane.
Peach: I'M the one that's made you go insane? YOU are the one that's made ME go insane!
Mario: AT LEAST I'M NOT PUSHY!
Peach: AT LEAST I'M NOT ANNOYING!
Mario: AT LEAST I'M NOT BETRAYING ANYONE!
Peach: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU'RE BETRAYING ME!
Mario: YOU STARTED IT!
Peach: NO I DID NOT!
Yoshi: STOP!
*Mario and Peach stop*
Yoshi: What is WRONG with you guys?
Mario: What's wrong with ME? What's wrong with HER you ask!
Yoshi: What's wrong with BOTH OF YOU!
Peach: Yoshi, you are not part of this conversation!
Mario: You don't make it a conversation, you make it a HORRIFIC CATFIGHT, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE!
Peach: ME?
Mario: YES! YOU! YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A DAY, YOU'RE SO OBSESSED WITH ME TO THE POINT YOU MAKE ME GO CRAZY AND SCREAM ALL THE TIME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Peach: YOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF THAT QUESTION!
Yoshi: Guys! Stop it!
Mario: It's worthless trying Yoshi. She's never changing.
Peach: YOU'RE NEVER CHANGING!
Mario: OH SHUT UP AND GO BAKE THE CAKE!
Peach: I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU!
Yoshi: Peach, please. For the team.
Peach: Fine…
*Confessional*
Peach: I am throwing this challenge! Mario NEEDS, TO GO!
Mario: I won't mind if we lose the challenge. I have Bowser and Boo backing me up on the situation, and Yoshi is easy to convince.
*End of Confessional*
Luigi: DK, is progress on the cake going well?
Donkey Kong: YES!
Luigi: Great job! I knew you could do it!
Donkey Kong: HE HE HE!
*Confessional*
Donkey Kong: HE HE HE! DONKEY KONG DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BAKE A CAKE!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: There's only 10 minutes left, campers! Try your best to do the final changes to the cake you'll be giving to ME.
Boo: Wow, what a meanie.
Mario: I know right?
Lakitu: Did you just call me a meanie?
Boo: We weren't talking about you.
Lakitu: Oh, okay.
Boo: Anyway, I can't BELIEVE I EVER trust her!
Mario: Exactly. Which is why we should vote her out today.
Boo: How do we know we're going to lose today?
Mario: Well, if not today, whenever we lose.
*Confessional*
Mario: I would plant a nuclear bomb in our cake, but Lakitu's going to digest that. And without Lakitu, Peach can't be eliminated. Let's just hope the Flowers are doing better.
*End of Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: DK! We only have five minutes left! Are you finished with the cake?
Donkey Kong: YES! BEEN FINISHED SINCE LAST THANKSGIVING!
Koopa Troopa: Sure…Just taste test it before you give it to Lakitu, so you know it tastes well!
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG ALREADY KNOWS HOW IT TASTES! DONKEY KONG EATS THIS TYPE OF FOOD EVERY DAY!
Koopa Troopa: Wait, WHAT?
Lakitu: Time's up people! Time for you to present me your cakes! Let's go to the dining area!
*Confessional*
Peach: I will earn the team's trust with my cake. And then Mario will be CRYING to find allies!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: Howling Mushrooms, you first!
Peach: I present you, my cake. *Looks at Mario* MY Cake.
Mario: We get the catch.
Lakitu: Hm…looks delicious!
*Lakitu starts eating the cake*
Lakitu: Wow.
Peach: Wow? Was that a, positive wow?
Lakitu: Wow. I am never eating this monstrosity of a cake again.
Peach: WHAT? BUT I TESTED IT AND IT-
Lakitu: I found it horrible. MY opinion matters, not yours.
Mario: HE HE! Wow, Peach, you couldn't even bake a delicious cake! That's your JOB from what I remember!
Peach: SHUT UP!
*Confessional*
Mario: Peach was in the bathroom for a bit, so I just put in some dirt inside the cake. We need to get her voted off SOMEHOW.
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: Murdering Flowers, you're next!
Donkey Kong: BANANA!
Lakitu: What?
Donkey Kong: I HAVE BANANA!
Professor E. Gadd: Wow, is that our cake?
Donkey Kong: YES! DONKEY KONG MADE SURE TO BAKE A DELICIOUS CAKE FOR YOU!
Lakitu: Well, it's not a cake.
*Lakitu proceeds to eat the banana anyways*
Lakitu: But it's STILL better than what Peach made. THE MURDERING FLOWERS WIN IMMUNITY!
Peach: WHAT?
Donkey Kong: HE HE HE! DONKEY KONG WON THE CHALLENGE!
Koopa Troopa: Wow.
Mona: Good job, Donkey Kong!
*Confessional*
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG IS THE BEST AT MAKING CAKES!
Koopa Troopa: Okay, Plan Troopa backfired for now. But it's still on play. As for who I think will be eliminated, I'm calling Peach.
*End of Confessional*
*Back in the Howling Mushrooms Boys Cabin*
Mario: Okay, so, I gathered you ALL here, for a team decision, to vote Peach. Anyone who agrees to vote her off, say I.
Bowser: I, of course.
Boo: I!
Yoshi: I?
Rosalina: NOT, I?
Mario: Why NOT Rosalina?
Rosalina: Because Peach volunteered to do the challenge today!
Mario: She didn't volunteer, I made her do it.
Rosalina: Well, she's still a better person than YOU are.
*Rosalina leaves the room*
Mario: Well, she's useless to us anyway. Bowser, Boo, and Yoshi, us four will eliminate Peach ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Boo and Bowser: YEAH!
Yoshi: Well, I guess I have no other choice!
Mario: Correct! There's no other choice.
*Confessional*
Yoshi: I have been dragged into another alliance. I'm not sure what to do. I'll tell you this though, I am NOT voting for Mario, nor voting for Peach.
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: On this plate I have five apples. If you get an apple, you're in the final 10. If you don't…let's say things are NOT going to be the brightest for you.
Bowser: Not surprising.
Lakitu: So, apples go to…Bowser…
Boo…and Rosalina.
Lakitu: Everyone left got votes.
Mario: What the hell WHO VOTED YOSHI?
Peach: Exactly!
Lakitu: I won't reveal that, but I'll reveal that Yoshi is safe.
*Yoshi sighs*
Lakitu: Mario, and Peach. When I started this thing, I never expected you two to make the bottom two.
Mario: Blame her, not me.
Peach: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Mario: Did you not hear what I just said? Blame, her, not, me.
Lakitu: So, the final apple goes to…
*Suspenseful Music*
Lakitu: Mario.
Mario: YES! HIGH FIVE!
*Mario and Bowser high five*
Mario: HIGH FIVE TO YOU TOO BOO!
*Mario tries to high five Boo but falls through her*
Mario: Oh yeah, I forgot. You're invisible.
Boo: Sorry!
Mario: It's okay, in the meantime, Yoshi, old pal! High five!
*Yoshi forcefully high fives Mario*
Mario: Good boy!
Peach: Mario, have you NOT seen what you've just done?
Mario: In fact, I do. I just ELIMINATED you.
Peach: Well, apart from that, you've also ruined our relationship, ruined your reputation, and most importantly, made Yoshi fall in depression!
Mario: Heh, sure. You're just jealous of my game playing abilities.
Peach: Yoshi, remember this. Mario's NOT to be trusted!
Lakitu: Are you guys done? I need to watch Love Island!
Mario: You watch Love Island?
Lakitu: Yeah.
Mario: Oh cool, me too. Wanna watch it together after the show's over?
Lakitu: Oh, sure.
Mario: Okay.
Lakitu: Anyway, Peach, time to leave.
Peach: Just remember what I said Yoshi. And Mario, you are hereby BANNED from the Mushroom Kingdom!
Bowser: OOOH SHE DROPPED A BOMB ON YA!
Mario: Yeah, not like I CARE.
Lakitu: So with Peach gone, our contestant count drops to 10. Finally, the final ten! Who will fall next? What WILL happen next? How will the Plan Troopa go? Find out next time on…Total, Drama, Mushroom, Kingdom!