Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom Episode 8 "Beef Battle"
HOWLING MUSHROOMS
Mario
Yoshi
Bowser
Rosalina
Boo
MURDERING FLOWERS
Professor E. Gadd
Koopa Troopa
Donkey Kong
Luigi
Mona
*In the Howling Mushrooms Boys Cabin*
Bowser: Heck YEAH Dude!
Mario: For me, this is where the game starts.
Bowser: INDEED DUDE!
Mario: Yoshi, come on! Cheer up! Party with us!
Yoshi: I don't feel like partying right now.
Mario: Come on dude, tell me, what's wrong?
Yoshi: I just…can't get over the alliance breakup.
Mario: Wow.
Bowser: WHAT?
Mario: Exactly, dude, Peach broke the alliance apart! And besides, you're in a bigger, stronger alliance now with me, Bowser, and Boo!
Yoshi: That can make feel a BIT better.
Bowser: YEAH! WE WILL TAKE OVER THE GAME!
*Confessional*
Bowser: HAHA! Peach is gone, and now me and Mario can control the game!
Mario: As I said, this is where the game TRULY starts for me. The last week was just a warmup.
*End of Confessional*
*In the Murdering Flowers Boys Camp*
Koopa Troopa: So, I want you ALL to come in the agreement of Plan Troopa.
Luigi: Koopa, are you SURE this is going to help our team?
Donkey Kong: SOUNDS GOOD TO DONKEY KONG!
Koopa Troopa: See? DK agrees with me.
Professor E. Gadd: The teams ARE going to merge soon.
Koopa Troopa: Which is why we need a plan to take out Mona BEFORE the merge!
Luigi: She's a big threat indeed.
Koopa Troopa: Exactly! So are we all in agreement?
Donkey Kong: YE!
Professor E. Gadd: Of course!
Luigi: I guess we are, then!
Koopa Troopa: Perfect.
*Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: I just decided to confess Plan Troopa to my team. Or should I say, my alliance.
Professor E. Gadd: Plan Troopa is GOOD! It definitely gives me hope for the rest of my game, even though I said my time here is over. Today I realized, it's NOWHERE near over! I still have time on this game, and I'll make sure that time is worth it!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: Campers, come here! I have a surprise for you!
Mona: Oh wow! I love surprises!
Lakitu: It's time…for the Howling Mushrooms, and the Murdering Flowers…to MERGE.
Koopa Troopa: Well (Bleep)
*Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: Guess Plan Troopa needs more work.
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: Exactly! You ten are the FINAL 10! You have managed to vote off Waluigi, Goomba, Toad, Daisy, Wario, and Peach!
Mario: HA! HAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHHAH! AWY#BHJJJGVRYIGVBEWRYIGFVBEILFGVUY!
Lakitu: Sure. So, for the first merge challenge, funny enough, you'll be forming 5 teams of 2!
Bowser: Well, how will the forming work?
Lakitu: I'll pick the duos. So! Rosalina and Mona, Luigi and Yoshi, Mario and Donkey Kong, Professor E. Gadd and Boo, and Bowser with Koopa!
Koopa Troopa: Oh wow! I'm with Bowser! You're really strong dude. Hopefully we can win immunity.
Bowser: THANKS!
*Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: I've got Bowser's trust. A few more, and Mona is ELIMINATED.
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: So, your challenge will be a race. But this race requires some tasks to advance further. The first task is to throw a chopstick from this cliff, to the other cliff, and then you can advance to the next task, where you'll have to eat dirt off of the floor.
Mario: Wait what the-
Lakitu: Do not interrupt me, Train Driver.
Mario: Do NOT call me Train Driver!
Lakitu: Anyways, after you eat the dirt, your final task will be to write your name on the pieces of paper you'll find. Then, press your respective button, and you win!
Mario: Wow. Delightful.
Lakitu: I KNOW RIGHT?
Mario: I was being sarcastic, but if it makes you happy, then yes.
Lakitu: Aww thanks!
*Confessional*
Mario: Great, a challenge where I'll ACTUALLY have to WORK ON!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: Start!
Rosalina: So, Mona, right?
Mona: Yup!
Rosalina: Alright. Let's see. Throw this chopstick over to the other side.
Mona: That is NOT easy!
Mario: Allow me to help you.
Rosalina: No, do not trust him!
Mona: Okay, Mario, here you go!
Mario: You made a mistake trusting me.
Rosalina: Oh no!
Mario: Just kidding!
*Mario throws the chopstick to the other side*
Rosalina: Wow.
Mona: Thanks, Mario!
Donkey Kong: NOW WE NEED TO THROW OUR CHOPSTICK!
Mario: Yeah, sure. We can do that.
*Mario throws THEIR chopstick to the other side*
Mario: We are good to move on!
Donkey Kong: HE HE HE!
*Confessional*
Mona: I thought Mario was a big meanie, but turns out he's way better than I thought!
*End of Confessional*
Yoshi: Okay, dude, how do we throw this? The distance between this side of the cliff, and the other side of the cliff, is more than all contestants' heights! Even the eliminated ones!
Luigi: I think we should just do nothing.
Yoshi: How will that work?
Luigi: Oh, you'll see.
*In the meantime, Professor E. Gadd and Boo are approaching the cliff*
Boo: Oh no! I can't touch things!
Professor E. Gadd: And my hands are too old! We are never making it out of there!
Boo: Can't you like, make any gadgets?
Professor E. Gadd: Hmm…I could make a catapult.
*Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: Catapults were never really my thing.
*End of Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: Okay, Bowser, listen up!
Bowser: Erm?
Koopa Troopa: If she loses tonight, we're voting her off.
Bowser: Who are you talking about?
Koopa Troopa: Mona. She is a HUGE social THREAT. If she doesn't go now, she could turn the entire game on her side with her kindness and optimism.
Bowser: I don't know if I want to agree with you…
*Confessional*
Bowser: That Koopa's weird…I'm used to having Koopas work for me…I'm not used to working for THEM…And none of the ones that work for me are British.
*End of Confessional*
Mario: Okay DK, can you eat dirt?
Donkey Kong: YE!
*Donkey Kong eats dirt*
Mario: AWESOME!
Donkey Kong: HE HE HE!
Rosalina: Oh no! They're in front of us!
Mona: Eh, it's fine.
Rosalina: No, it's NOT fine!
Mona: What? You expect us to eat DIRT?
Rosalina: WE CAN'T LOSE NOW!
*Rosalina proceeds to eat dirt, but then just spits it out*
Rosalina: Maybe another time.
Bowser: HERE COMES BOWSER!
Koopa Troopa: Okay, now, Bowser, eat the dirt!
Bowser: WHY ME? WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT?
Koopa Troopa: Because I am SMART, god damn my prehistoric absent ancestors!
Bowser: I AM THE ONE MAKING KOOPAS WORK, NOT YOU!
Koopa Troopa: That is a DUMB argument! I'm an INDEPENDENT Koopa!
Bowser: WELL (Bleep) YOU THEN!
*Bowser leaves the challenge*
*Confessional*
Koopa Troopa: Great. Plan Troopa is going downhill.
*End of Confessional*
*Back at the Cliffs*
Yoshi: Luigi, are you sure doing nothing will work?
Luigi: I'm used to winning by doing absolutely nothing!
Yoshi: Well I'm NOT!
Luigi: EEK! YOU'RE RIGHT! GO GO GO!
*Confessional*
Luigi: Hee hee, excuse me, I forgot that only I can win by doing absolutely nothing.
*End of Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: Boo, I think we should just give up.
Boo: I agree.
*Yoshi throws the chopstick to the other side*
Luigi: GOOD JOB! LET'S GO!
Yoshi: WE CAN DO THIS!
*Final Task*
Mario: DK, do NOT tell me you don't know how to write your name!
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG DOES KNOW HIS NAME! IT IS DONKEY KONG!
Mario: Well then WRITE IT LIKE I DID!
Donkey Kong: OOKAY!
*Donkey Kong starts writing Dawnky Kangg*
Mario: NO! IT IS LIKE THIS: D-O-N-K-E-Y K-O-N-G!
Donkey Kong: OHHH! HE HE HE!
*Donkey Kong writes his name right this time*
Mario: OKAY LET'S GO!
*Mario and DK press the buzzer*
Lakitu: And Mario with DK WIN IMMUNITY!
Mona: Good job guys!
Mario: Heh, THANKS!
*Confessional*
Mario: I honestly have no idea who I'm voting for tonight.
*End of Confessional*
*In the Boys Cabin*
Mario: YO! BRO! WE HAVEN'T INTERACTED FOR A WHILE!
Luigi: Yeah, it has been a while.
Mario: Say, any plans for a vote tonight? I'm…struggling to find options.
Luigi: Koopa wants to vote Mona. He's got DK and Professor E. Gadd by his side!
Mario: Hmm…Mona, huh?
Luigi: Yeah!
*Confessional*
Mario: I know who I'm voting for NOW!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: On this plate there are nine apples. That's the first time there are THAT many! But…apples obviously go to Mario…and Donkey Kong.
Mario: Wow, being the first one safe sure is rare!
Donkey Kong: YOU'LL GET USED TO IT!
Lakitu: Apples also go to…Luigi…
Rosalina…
Professor E. Gadd…
Boo…
And Yoshi.
Lakitu: Mona, Bowser and Koopa. You three got at least two votes.
Koopa Troopa: Two votes? Who could've possibly voted for me?
Lakitu: Apparently, more than two people. Cause the next apple goes to…Bowser.
Bowser: YEAH!
Lakitu: And the final apple goes to…
*Suspenseful Music*
Lakitu: …Mona.
Koopa Troopa: WHAT?
Bowser: GOODBYE INDEPENDENT BRITISH KOOPA!
Koopa Troopa: Impossible. WHO VOTED FOR ME?
Lakitu: Half the mergers. Or just five.
Koopa Troopa: FIVE? This means Mona got THREE votes! One of you blindsided me, WHO WAS IT?
Mario: Dude, just get out.
Koopa Troopa: I am NOT going to STAND THIS! LET ME STAY! I NEED ANSWERS!
Lakitu: No-Can-Do bro.
Koopa Troopa: OH MY DAYS! YOU'LL BE SUED WHOEVER DID THAT, YOU HEARD ME? YOU'LL BE SUED!
Bowser: JUST LEAVE!
Koopa Troopa: SHUT UP! I BET YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS!
Lakitu: Alright, we're gonna need to call security.
Koopa Troopa: Fine. I'm getting out. But I have you on my eye whoever blindsided me.
Mario: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO IT IS?
Koopa Troopa: Believe me Mario, Plan Troopa will NEVER die.
Lakitu: SECURITY!
Koopa Troopa: AHHH!
*Koopa jumps into the water*
Luigi: Aw man, poor guy.
Mario: You didn't need him. ESPECIALLY when he makes a whole rant, after he's eliminated.
Luigi: I guess so…
Lakitu: So with Koopa down, our contestant count drops to 9! Finally, a single digit number! Who will be voted out next? Will there be a new conflict? Will Mario be even more of a creep to Mona?
Mario: Do NOT call me creep!
Lakitu: And will he ever stop being so whiny?
Mario: Do NOT call me whiny!
Lakitu: And stupid?
Mario: Do NOT call me stupid!
Lakitu: Find out next time on…Total, Drama, Mushroom, Kingdom!