Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom Episode 11 "Recording Rampage"
REMAINING CONTESTANTS
Mario
Yoshi
Bowser
Professor E. Gadd
Donkey Kong
Luigi
Mona
*In the Cabin*
Luigi: Guys, I still haven't mentally recovered from last elimination! I mean, I know I'm scared of ghosts, but it was still sad to see Boo just...disappear!
Yoshi: I'm with you Luigi.
Mona: HEY GUYS!
Bowser: OH MY GOD IT'S 8 IN THE MORNING SHUT UP!
Mona: So I just got a message from Lakitu saying that I can live here now and not in that other cabin...which is awesome!
Luigi: Mona, how are you so cheerful after yesterday's elimination?
Mona: Relax, Boo's enjoying life up there. That's what she wanted to happen either way.
Yoshi: Isn't the fact that Boo's life depended on a gameshow kinda dark?
Professor E. Gadd: I wouldn't investigate it that deep Luigi...and I'm the type of guy to investigate a 4 second video to find where it was filmed.
*Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: Yesterday I almost got eliminated. I don't really mind if I go home, as long as I don't make any enemies in here.
*End of Confessional*
Mario: Sup everyone?
Luigi: What's good bro?
Mario: Nothing much, just went outside to get some fresh air before the challenge?
Professor E. Gadd: Mario? Do you have any plans on getting Peach back?
Mario: NOT AT ALL! I HATE THAT WOMAN! And why are you asking me that?
Professor E. Gadd: You know, no reason, hehehe...
*Confessional*
Mario: You're being kinda suspicious there Elvin.
Professor E. Gadd: I've always had a long life crush on Peach, now that she's finally broken up with Mario, I can get her!
*End of Confessional*
Yoshi: Is he still sleeping?
Bowser: Seems like it.
Mario: Why is DK so...not involved with like, anything?
Bowser: That's just his type. He's dumb. I think we should just vote him off.
Professor E. Gadd: Then why did you vote ME yesterday?
Bowser: Relax, old guy, I had to vote SOMEONE.
Professor E. Gadd: That didn't have to be me!
Bowser: Dude, you're tired! I can see it with my own two eyes! You didn't even believe in yourself when you came here, hell, you didn't even come for the money!
Mona: I didn't come for the money!
Bowser: Yeah right!
Mona: No! In fact, I came here so I can entertain myself!
Professor E. Gadd: May I ask HOW are you going to entertain yourself?
Mona: Any type of entertainment would be fine.
Professor E. Gadd: I see you're pretty wild over there Mona (chuckles), didn't expect THAT from you!
*Mario slaps E. Gadd*
Mario: SHUT UP E. GADD!
Professor E. Gadd: What? I was having a normal conversation with Mona over there! She just came here, we're supposed to give her a warm welcome!
Mario: Well that welcome is TOO WARM!
Professor E. Gadd: I SAVED YOUR LIFE!
Mario: I DON'T CARE!
*Confessional*
Mario: Man, E. Gadd's acting like a real perv today! Maybe that's his true self...
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: CHALLENGE TIME EVERYONE!
(Donkey Kong jumps from his bed)
Donkey Kong: OOKAY!
*Confessional*
Yoshi: He just woke up!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: So, we are heading into the final stretch of this game! I can't believe I'm staring at the winner right now!
Luigi: What?
Lakitu: One of you is going to be a big winner this week!
Bowser: Yeah, get to the challenge.
Lakitu: So today's challenge is to record a video. Once you're done editing the video, you'll upload to my new website, LakiTube, and then I'll put all my interns to rank your videos one by one. The video with the most likes at the end wins! But, dislikes subtract from your total count depending on how many you have. Let's say you have 4032 likes and 5 dislikes, boom! 4027 likes now. Not like any of you are going to have that many likes, but anyway, START!
Mario: Oki doki, I need an idea for this!
Professor E. Gadd: Hey Mario, sorry about our feud over there in the cabin, ya know, I was just playing around!
Mario: Playing around with someone underage when you're 70 YEARS OLD?
Professor E. Gadd: I'M 40!
Mario: IT'S STILL A BIG DIFFERENCE THAN 17!
Professor E. Gadd: How do you know her age?
Mario: Dude, I made her!
*Awkward Silence*
Professor E. Gadd: Wait, what?
Mario: Yeah, bruh dude, I'm her dad!
Professor E. Gadd: Really?
Mario: Of course I am!
Professor E. Gadd: Oh my god I feel bamboozled...
*Confessional*
Mario: Of course I'm not Mona's dad...just had to say something so that old crap would stop creeping around my friend...
*End of Confessional*
Yoshi: LAKITU LAKITU I MADE MY VIDEO!
Lakitu: Already? Well, I'll see it later.
Yoshi: HERE'S A PREVIEW!
*Loading*
Yoshi: HEY GUYS, YOSHI-
*Lakitu presses Pause*
Lakitu: I said I'll see it later.
Yoshi: Aw man...
*Confessional*
Yoshi: Oh well this sucks! I wanted to show Lakitu my hard work, and he just presses pause. So, so rude.
Lakitu: I SAID I'LL SEE IT LATER!
Yoshi: THE CONNECTION MIGHT NOT BE AS GOOD LATER!
*End of Confessional*
Bowser: Green, have you seen Donkey Kong?
Luigi: Oh my god again with the random names...
Bowser: Sorry I forgot your real name for a second.
Luigi: (facepalm) Anyway...no I haven't seen DK.
*Confessional*
Luigi: My name is heard every elimination ceremony! LUIGI! Not Linguini, nor Larry, and of course, NOT GREEN!
Bowser: Names that start with L...hmm...Lottie and Lori are the only ones that come to mind, but they're both for girls...MAYBE...GREEN IS TRANS?
*End of Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: So, Mario, wanna form an alliance?
Mario: It's pretty late, and besides, I think we're already in one?
Professor E. Gadd: Screw those other idiots over there! I am ONE with the trophy...ONE with the victory...I was playing it poor and old all this time so I could get sympathy and not get voted off! BUT NOW...the two smartest minds of the game unite to take down anyone that has ever stepped foot on our ground...
Mario: What makes you think I'm smart?
Professor E. Gadd: You've took out Peach, Koopa, ROSALINA!
Mario: And what? Who's next? Luigi? Or Yoshi? Cause no way I am voting THEM out!
Professor E. Gadd: I'd say Yoshi. His social game is too buffering. And as you mentioned, Luigi or Yoshi. We need to keep Luigi in. He can be easily manipulated into voting whoever WE tell him to do. And he's weak! He would never win!
Mario: Hmm...Sure E. Gadd...deal...We'll vote Yoshi off.
*Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: As soon as me, Luigi and Mario get to the Final 3, I'm going to blindside Mario, and then battle that weakling Luigi in the final, win, and get all the babes afterwards! My plan is SUPERB!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: So it seems like all the videos have been uploaded! Let's check 'em from newest to oldest!
*AMAZING KILL IN AMONG US! - YOSHI GAMING*
Yoshi: HEY GUYS YOSHI GAMING HERE, AND TODAY WE'RE GOING TO PLAY AMONG US! AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM THE GREEN ONE, YOSHI IS MY NAME, AND WE'RE GOING TO GET IMPOSTOR FIRST ROUND BECAUSE I HAVE HACKS ENABLED! HAHAHA! HACKS ARE THE BEST! WE'RE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE WITH HACKS! Wait, WHY DID I SAY THAT? I better edit that out...
*15 minutes of boring gameplay*
Lakitu: THIS, IS SO, BORING! HE DIDN'T EDIT ANYTHING AT ALL! NEXT VIDEO!
*How to BOWSER*
Bowser: HI GUYS-
*Pause*
Lakitu: Nope this is ONE HOUR! NEXT VIDEO!
*I think he likes me...*
Mona: Hey friends, ever sat in your room and wondered about a classmate, or in general a boy liking you? That's what I've been thinking while being stuck on this island for a gameshow I don't even remember its name! So, anyway-
*Pause*
Lakitu: Well that's just rude...How does she not know the name of the show? Next video.
*How to win the lottery in THREE STEPS... – Professor E. Gadd*
Professor E. Gadd: So, I am E. Gadd. The E stands for Education, Expectation, Experimentation, Evacuation, Eclipse, Ecology, Eccrinology, Execution, Evolution, Emulation, Ejacula-
*Pause*
Lakitu: BORING... Man, all these videos SUCK ASS! God...
*LUIGI!*
Luigi: MY NAME IS LUIGI!
*End*
Lakitu: That's actually the best video I've seen so far! It's not boring, nor annoying, just plain small and straight to the point. Next video.
*E. GADD EXPOSED!*
Mario: Hey guys, check out this footage I just captured.
*Footage of Mario and E. Gadd's alliance conversation in the woods*
Mario: Yeah, do not trust that guy. He's old, crumbled, and weird.
*End*
Lakitu: Another decent video. But now we have Donkey Kong, who's been weirdly absent all day...
*j*
*Loading...*
*This video has been removed due to violations of copyright.*
Lakitu: Spectacular! Now let's see the critics of my interns...
Yoshi- -5925 likes
Bowser- 0 likes
Mona- 680 likes
Professor E. Gadd- 700 likes
Luigi- shut up loser likes
Mario- -9 likes
Donkey Kong- N/A
Lakitu: It looks like E. Gadd wins. Time to announce that to everyone else.
*Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: I know I won. These likebots of mine did the job just well enough to guard me a win!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: And the winner is...E. GADD!
Professor E. Gadd: Wait, really? I didn't expect that!
Mario: Wow, nice job E. Gadd!
Professor E. Gadd: Thanks Mario, I am quite surprised this is even real!
Mario: Lakitu, may I ask how many likes MY video got?
Lakitu: -9!
Mario: (swear word)
Lakitu: So, you can't vote Professor E. Gadd, however, you can vote anyone else. See you at campfire tonight!
*Behind the Cabin*
Bowser: Guys, let me answer your question and put an end to this problem. We're voting Donkey Kong.
Yoshi: No problem with that!
Bowser: Good, Mario? What about you?
Mario: Hmm...
Yoshi: Mario, you've been pretty...skeptical...lately...What's wrong?
Mario: It's time I reveal you two something very intriguing.
*Confessional*
Mario: I have to get this outta my chest, or else my chest, will explode! Just like E. Gadd's hopes of survival...
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: On this plate I have six mushrooms. Do I need to repeat everything again? You all know the process.
Yoshi: It sounds more epic when you say it every time.
Lakitu: Alright! On this plate I have six mushrooms. One of you is NOT getting a mushroom. The rest are getting their mushes and they're going back into their cabin without worries or fusses.
Luigi: Was that supposed to rhyme?
Lakitu: Yup. Mushrooms go to...well, obviously E. Gadd. Now...the REAL DEAL...Mushrooms go to...
Yoshi and Mona.
Lakitu: Weirdly enough, everyone else received at least one vote. Mario is safe at 1 vote, 0 if he didn't vote himself tonight.
Bowser: MARIO, WHY DID YOU VOTE YOURSELF?
Mario: It's all part of the plan guys. Don't worry.
Lakitu: Bowser is safe at 1 vote as well.
Bowser: WHO VOTED ME?
Luigi: Don't take it too seriously, take it as a lesson to remember my real name next time.
Bowser: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!
Lakitu: It's down to Donkey Kong and Luigi.
Mario: LUIGI? WHO VOTED LUIGI?
Luigi: See, that's my real name!
Bowser: Oh.
Lakitu: I am quite surprised Luigi is here. As for DK, he's been awfully quiet and absent all day. At least he showed up for the ceremony.
Donkey Kong: OOH YEAH!
Lakitu: But the last mushroom goes to...
*Suspenseful Music*
Lakitu: Donkey Kong.
Mario: WHAT?
Bowser: It's all part of WHAT PLAN NOW?
Luigi: Oh my god! What happened?
Mario: LUIGI! NOOOOO!
Luigi: Oh don't worry Mario it'll be okay!
Yoshi: OH COME ON! NOT LUIGI! *sobs* I DON'T CRY OFTEN, I THINK I AM GOING TO RIGHT NOW THOUGH...
Luigi: Oh please Yoshi, don't cry! You'll carry on just fine without me!
Mario: You don't deserve to go bro, you never harmed anyone!
Luigi: It's just a game, and perhaps, you're still in it!
Mario: Well, it's time I make a confession about someone here.
Bowser: I'm all ears. Unless it's another plan FAILURE!
Mario: It's not.
Bowser: Oh.
Professor E. Gadd: Who do you think he's going to cover? My money's on Bowser.
Mario: Well, Elvin, I'm actually talking about you. Lakitu, mind playing my LakiTube video?
Lakitu: No problem with that.
*Mario's video plays*
(Professor E. Gadd gulping)
*Mario's video ends*
Luigi: Wh-wha...?
Mona: I can't believe I EVER trusted you!
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG WANTS TO GIVE YOU A BIG PUNCH!
Luigi: Professor, why?
Professor E. Gadd: IT'S JUST A GAME! GAHHH! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SPOIL MY PLANS? STUPID FAT ITALIAN...I HAD THIS GAME IN THE BAG! AND YOU JUST RUINED EVERYTHING!
Mario: Shut up E. Gadd. No one trusts you anymore.
Lakitu: Welp, it's almost time for Love Island guys, this needs to END.
Luigi: I guess it's my time to go.
Yoshi: PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Luigi: No Yoshi, stay strong, you can do this! You still have Mario!
(Mario pets Yoshi)
Luigi: As for you Professor, I'm sorry it had to come to this. I am not mad, just disappointed. I wouldn't be upset if you just took people on your side to vote me off. As I said it IS just a game. But those words you said about me, and everyone else here...just...no. Not prohibited. Highly restricted I'd say. Luigi, out.
Professor E. Gadd: LUIGI, WAIT!
Mario: GO HOME E. GADD!
Professor E. Gadd: BUT-
Mario: GO HOME!
Professor E. Gadd: FINE!
(Professor E. Gadd leaves the ceremony)
Luigi: Well, bye guys, it was nice...
(Everyone waves at Luigi as the boat takes him far away)
Lakitu: Oh my god! The drama is unnatural! This is going to make so much money! What will happen next time? Find out in Episode 12, of Total, Drama, Mushroom, Kingdom!
(Everyone leaves, except Yoshi who sits on the floor)
Mario: Umm, buddy? Are you going to stay here?
Yoshi: Yeah. I need a moment alone.
Mario: Okay then.
Yoshi: Actually, sit here. I need emotional support.
Mario: Aw man, don't be sad. Luigi was and still is the kindest soul of the show. We're going to avenge him buddy. Don't worry.
(The two look at the sea as Yoshi sheds a tear out of his eye)
(And thus, the episode ends...)