Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom Episode 12 "School for the Fools"
REMAINING CONTESTANTS
Mario
Yoshi
Bowser
Professor E. Gadd
Donkey Kong
Mona
*In the Cabin*
*Mario enters the cabin, sighing*
Mona: Is Yoshi still upset?
Mario: Yes...Thanks to that STUPID old man...
Bowser: I want to punch that old crap in the face.
Mario: Luigi trusted him...We ALL trusted him...And he BETRAYED us!
Bowser: We're voting him off today. All of us.
*Yoshi enters the cabin*
Mona: Hey Yoshi!
Yoshi: Hello...
Mario: Are you feeling better?
Yoshi: Yeah...
Bowser: Don't worry Yoshi, I'm sure we'll take that old crap over sometime soon!
Yoshi: SOMETIME SOON? I WANT HIM GONE NOW!
Mario: He meant today!
Yoshi: If he doesn't get his silly ass out of here tonight, I'll make sure he leaves the hard way!
Mona: That's too brutal though!
Mario: Nah, he's learning the point of giving those backstabbers a lesson. That's what I had to do with Peach, now he has to do it on E. Gadd!
Donkey Kong: HEY GUYS! DONKEY KONG HERE!
Bowser: Dude, you've gotta help us get rid of E. Gadd!
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG HAS ALREADY MADE UP HIS MIND FOR TONIGHT!
Mario: So? Who is it?
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG CANNOT REVEAL THAT!
*Confessional*
Mario: Well, either way, once E. Gadd's gone tonight, DK's out next. And then it's the Final Four.
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG HAS PLANS FOR TONIGHT! HE WILL NOT FALL DOWN SO EASILY! I KNOW THESE IDIOTS ARE PLANNING TO TAKE DONKEY KONG OUT, BUT DONKEY KONG SHALL PREVAIL!
*End of Confessional*
*Professor E. Gadd wandering the woods*
Professor E. Gadd: These stupid idiots...They don't understand the point of the phrase "IT'S A GAME!". Luigi stated that, and they're DECLINING it by trying to push me away from the cabin where I spend my nights in ever since the merge! Maybe I should've just quit...
*Lakitu can be heard in the distance*
Lakitu: CHALLENGE TIME!
Professor E. Gadd: Oh great. Now I have to win, otherwise I'm gone.
*Everyone gathers up*
Mario: So, what's the challenge, Lakitu?
Lakitu: First of all, let me congratulate all of you guys for making it into the Final 6!
Mona: Aw, you didn't have to!
Lakitu: So, let's get to today's challenge. You made the Final 6. You've been tortured SOOOO freaking much.
Bowser: So we'll finally do a challenge where we don't get tortured?
Lakitu: Of course not, silly! I'm going to have a professional expert to school you guys for the end! Ya know, a "Professional Expert".
Mario: OH (beep) NO! WHY THE (beep) AM I SUPPOSED TO GO THROUGH THIS (double beep)? I'M (beep) OVER 18!
Lakitu: You still act like 13 though!
Mario: NO I DON'T!
Lakitu: So, follow me to the classroom, and the teacher should be coming shortly.
*Into the classroom*
Lakitu: There are three desks, each with 2 chairs for each one of you.
Mario: YOSHI!
Yoshi: OH YEAH!
Professor E. Gadd: I'd rather sit alone...
Mona: Bowser's taking up the whole desk!
Bowser: WELL SOR-RY!
Lakitu: Great. Good thing I brought some other desks. Mona, DK, I guess you're sitting together. And you, E. Gadd?
Professor E. Gadd: I'll sit alone. I'll take the replacement desk.
Lakitu: So, the point of this challenge is to survive 7 periods of school with such a hostile teacher!
Yoshi: HOSTILE? OH MY GOD!
Mario: I HATE HOSTILE PEOPLE!
Professor E. Gadd: You can't hate yourself Mario.
Mario: GRRRRRRRRR-
Bowser: Shut up E. Gadd. No one even likes you.
Professor E. Gadd: Mario's about to throw a tantrum over there, I literally just exploded his fat brain, and gave him even MORE anger issues than he already has!
Mario: GRrRrRRrRR I am StRrrrRuuUUUUuglIIInggg...
Yoshi: Calm down Mario, he'll be gone by the end of the day...
Mario: You're right.
*Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: This challenge is going to be OH so easy! Mario's issues are going to screw him all over the place, Yoshi's dumb, and Bowser's probably going to leave after 14 minutes. As for Mona, I don't really care about her. She's been floating around the whole game, she's going to be easy to vote out. And don't even mention Donkey Kong, he's worse than Toad!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: OH MY! The teacher's coming! And here she is...
Bowser: SHE?
Lakitu: Oh yeah! Introducing...Cackletta!
Cackletta: Hey students! Today we're going to be doing a bit of English!
Mario: Is that our hostile teacher? She looks like a freaking witch!
Cackletta: SHUT UP! DETENTION! DO 150 JUMPING JACKS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS!
Mario: One hundred and- WHAT? THAT NUMBER IS UNREAL!
Cackletta: YOU CAUSED THIS! NOW GO!
Mario: NO!
Cackletta: JUST DO IT!
Mario: I SAID NO!
Yoshi: Just do it, man, or we'll be one down!
Mario: FINE! BUT ONLY CAUSE YOSHI SAID SO!
*150 jumping jacks later*
Professor E. Gadd: Miss, can he do another 150?
Mario: SHUT UP E. GADD!
Cackletta: Sorry, but we need to proceed with the English lesson.
Bowser: I know English!
Cackletta: Then maybe you can tell us the definition of the Future Continuous! Come on, why do we use it?
Bowser: I DON'T KNOW THAT!
Cackletta: THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN THINK OF INTERRUPTING THE LESSON? 250 JUMPING JACKS, IN FRONT OF THE CLASS, NOW!
Bowser: 250? Mario only did 150!
Cackletta: SHUT UP AND JUST DO THEM!
Bowser: THAT'S IT I'M OUT OF HERE!
Professor E. Gadd: Hehehe...
*Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: One down, four to go, and victory is MINE!
*End of Confessional*
Cackletta: So, can anyone tell me what the past participle of the verb "Wear"?
Mario: I KNOW!
Cackletta: Ugh, what is it?
Mario: OH MY GOD! MISS! THE OLD GUY THREW A PENCIL ON MY EYE!
Yoshi: Mario, we don't have pencils.
Mario: Well (beep).
Cackletta: 400 JUMPING JACKS!
Mario: WHAT?
Cackletta: YEP! GO! NOW!
Mario: FINE!
*400 jumping jacks later*
Mario: *huff* *puff* I'm DONE!
Cackletta: Good, now sit down.
*Bell*
Cackletta: Well, it looks like that's the end of the first lesson, see you in Math class after 5 minutes.
Mario: OH MY GOD! SHE'S SO BAD!
Yoshi: Dude, you just have to be quiet. She only appreciates smart and quiet students. I'm not intelligent enough, so I'm just staying quiet.
Mario: I HAD TO DO 550 JUMPING JACKS!
Yoshi: Be quiet, she won't pay attention to you!
*Bell*
Cackletta: Okay, students, time for Math class.
Mario: I hate-
Yoshi: SHHHHHHHHH!
*Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: Mario's just STRIVING to be eliminated from the challenge! He's just...HUNGRY FOR IT!
*End of Confessional*
Mona: I am SO good at Math!
Cackletta: Okay then, Orange Lady, what's 55 divided by 19?
Mona: Alright, I need a pen and some paper, and I'll tell you!
Cackletta: Okay, here you go!
Mario: Can I have some so I can solve the equation too?
Cackletta: YOU SHUT UP AND DON'T INTERRUPT MY LESSON!
Mario: OH WELL THIS SUCKS!
Professor E. Gadd: Just LEAVE Mario, you're not good enough for this!
Mario: I AM NOT LEAVING TILL I SEE YOU GONE!
Cackletta: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO NOT INTERRUPT MY LESSON? 200 JUMPING JACKS, NOW!
Mario: Oh my god...
*200 jumping jacks later*
Mario: I finished...
Mona: Me too!
Cackletta: Very well, what's your name?
Mona: Oh, I'm Mona, I like movies, working with people, and umm...-
Cackletta: Excellent Mona! And what's YOUR name?
Mario: Mario.
Cackletta: Sit down, Mario.
Mario: Can I at least have some applause for my hard work on overcoming the TORTURE you're making me go through?
Cackletta: INSOLENCE? 200 MORE JUMPING JACKS!
Mario: Oh my god...
Mona: Miss?
Cackletta: Yes, Mona?
Mona: Can I do them for Mario? I haven't exercised in SO long!
Cackletta: Alright, you can do them, I guess.
Mona: Yay!
Mario: OH MY LORD THANK YOU!
Cackletta: Now, let's resume the lesson.
Mario: NOT FAIR! WHEN I DID THE JUMPING JACKS, THE LESSON PAUSED!
Yoshi: Dude, please. Be quiet!
Mario: Fine.
Cackletta: Alright, so. Because of Mario being so tiring, for the 5th period, instead of Gym class, you'll be taking a Math test!
Mario: OH COME ON!
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG HATES GYM CLASS!
Cackletta: Don't we all, Donkey Kong?
Mona: I'm done!
Cackletta: Very well, Mona! I'm so proud of you being so supportive over your boyfriend! Now sit down!
Mario: What the- You know what I'm not even going to bother anymore.
*After a long, boring Math class*
*Bell*
Cackletta: Alright, I guess that's the bell, see you all in the 3rd period, for some Geography!
Mario: Finally, a lesson I LIKE!
Yoshi: This is just getting more and more boring as we go...
*Confessional*
Yoshi: I have to be here to back my boy Mario up in case he freaks out because of that horrible teacher we have. We don't even know her name!
*End of Confessional*
*Bell*
Cackletta: Alright class, time for Geography.
Professor E. Gadd: Miss, may I ask for your name?
Cackletta: Oh, you're so kind! My name is Cackletta!
Mario: What kind of name is tha-
Yoshi: Shut up.
Mario: Okay.
Cackletta: So, where is Turkmenistan located? Which continent?
Mario: I KNOW!
Cackletta: Hmm...Mario. I guess I can give you a chance.
Mario: Awesome! Well, Asia!
Cackletta: Very well. I have to say I'm impressed.
Mario: HAHA! TAKE THIS E. GADD!
Professor E. Gadd: Miss, he's bullying me.
Mario: LIES!
Cackletta: What's your name?
Professor E. Gadd: Oh, I'm Elvin Gadd.
Cackletta: So, Mr. Gadd, name some countries of Europe!
Professor E. Gadd: How many?
Cackletta: Name 10!
Professor E. Gadd: Hmm...Germany, Sweden, Portugal, Greece, France, Finland, Vatican City, Netherlands, Lithuania, and Latvia!
Cackletta: Spectacular!
Mario: NERD!
Cackletta: MARIO! NO BULLYING ALLOWED! 50 JUMPING JACKS!
Mario: Let's say I've already done my Gym class for today...
*50 jumping jacks later*
*Bell*
Yoshi: Wow, that was fast.
Cackletta: Alright, Mario, sit down. See you in 4th period, where we'll be doing Chemistry.
Mona: Chemistry? Oh no!
Mario: What's wrong?
Mona: I think I'm going to be SICK!
Mario: It's not that bad!
Mona: Chemistry is like a worse version of Biology...OH MY GOD I NEED TO GO GUYS SORRY!
Yoshi: OH WAIT WAIT WAIT-
*Door close*
Mario: Well that's just great.
Yoshi: We're carrying the team now Mario! Me and you. Please, don't get expelled!
Mario: I'll try to. I've done 1000 jumping jacks today, maybe she'll just expel me next period.
*Bell*
Cackletta: Alright class, so we had an accident, Mona had to leave, she was feeling sick, so I'm left with you four.
Mario: Miss, can I PLEASE not do any jumping jacks this period? My stomach hurts!
Cackletta: If your stomach hurts, you can tell me for permission to leave class for the day.
Mario: Thank you Miss Cockletsa for your supporting words, but I'm feeling a little better now.
Cackletta: Glad to be helping you...and it's Cackletta...Anyway, now, let me explain you about Chemistry! So, Chemistry, is...
*40 minute paragraph about Chemistry*
Mario: Ugh, when will that stupid bell ring already?
Yoshi: In like 22 seconds.
*Bell*
Yoshi: Or now.
Cackletta: So, next period we're writing the Math essay.
*Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: I think Mario will break in one of the next two periods. I'll win today, and that's a fact.
*End of Confessional*
*Bell*
Cackletta: So, time for the essay, class. Here are your equations, you have 5 minutes to solve them. Once time is up, I'll collect the essays and correct them right away.
Mario: 5 MINUTES?
Yoshi: That's not enough time!
Cackletta: Yes, 5 minutes, and who even are you? You've been awfully quiet all day...
Yoshi: Oh, I'm Yoshi.
Cackletta: Okay, Tosh, be quiet.
Yoshi: Actually, it's-
Cackletta: Time starts now.
*Confessional*
Mario: These essays were always the pain of my life. They're even worse than Peach!
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG HAS NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS! BUT DONKEY KONG MUST DO THIS ANYWAY!
*End of Confessional*
Mario: Psst, Yoshi!
Yoshi: Yeah?
Mario: What's the answer for Number 5?
Cackletta: NO CHEATING! HAND ME OVER YOUR TEST!
Mario: OH HELL NO! I'LL HAND YOU OVER THIS DESK INSTEAD!
Cackletta: DON'T SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!
Mario: I CAN SPEAK TO YOU THE WAY I WANT!
*Mario picks the desk up and throws it on Cackletta*
Cackletta: AHHH-
Lakitu: So, due to the accident with Cackletta, the challenge is over. Mario is disqualified for ending the challenge, which means Yoshi, DK and Professor E. Gadd, win!
Mario: (beep)
Lakitu: And I have yet another twist for you guys! Instead of everyone voting, we'll have only the winners of this challenge to vote for who they want to be eliminated, since there's three of them, and that's enough. Stay safe, and I'll see you for Campfire, folks!
Professor E. Gadd: Oh, how the tables have turned.
*Confessional*
Professor E. Gadd: It's pleasant that I won today, but what's even BETTER is that I can decide who to vote off! All I need is to convince that stupid ape to vote for who I want, and then we can get the party started.
Donkey Kong: HAHA! YES! DONKEY KONG HAS WON! AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR DONKEY KONG TO FINALLY HAVE THE POWER TO ELIMINATE SOMEONE!
Yoshi: This is stupid. Not only E. Gadd won, but also DK won! So now I have to vote between one of my friends, and I don't want to vote ANY of them!
*End of Confessional*
Lakitu: On this plate there are five mushrooms. Whoever does NOT receive the mushroom, is out of the game and into the shame. They'll also miss out on a bunch of coins and fame. You don't want to get there, if you ask me, it's pretty lame.
Mario: We get it, you can stop with the rhymes now.
Lakitu: It adds up to the suspense. Yoshi, DK and E. Gadd, here are your mushrooms.
Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG LIKES THIS ONE!
Lakitu: So, Mona, Bowser, and Mario. You guys were the only choices tonight. You guys didn't vote. Your fellow campmates that secured their spot in the Final 5 did. I can say that there is a clear vote, and there's only ONE person that didn't receive any votes from the three winners tonight. The fourth mushroom goes to...
Mario: Hurry it up, I'm hungry!
Lakitu: Bowser.
Bowser: What? Really?
Lakitu: Yup. Here's your mushroom Bowser.
Bowser: Oh ALRIGHT! But oh my god, Mario and Mona?
Lakitu: You got it, Bowser! Mario and Mona, one of you got only 1 vote, the other one got 2. But what matters is, one of you is going home tonight.
Mario: Good luck Mona.
Mona: Good luck Mario.
Yoshi: Can E. Gadd get eliminated instead?
Lakitu: That is overruled.
Yoshi: It was worth trying I guess.
Lakitu: The final mushroom goes to...
*Suspenseful Music*
Lakitu: Mario. For the millionth time.
Everyone (except E. Gadd): WHAT?
Mario: How did this happen? I thought I was for sure gone!
Lakitu: Believe me Mario, I was also shocked to see that. Yoshi and E. Gadd decided to put their votes against Mona.
Yoshi: Yup, E. Gadd with the turntables, trying to make show.
Professor E. Gadd: What are you talking about, Yoshi? We voted the same?
Yoshi: I would NEVER vote Mario! And I've been in the same team with Bowser all along, so our bond is stronger! Why did YOU vote Mona when Mario is your real enemy?
Professor E. Gadd: So I can bamboozle y'all. I took advantage of what you'd vote. Simple as that. This game should be named after me, since I'm literally the ruler of this one. It should be renamed from Total Drama Mushroom Kingdom to Total Drama Professor E. Gadd! Long name, but sure a fitting one.
Lakitu: And with that, Mona's out, and every female is officially extinct from this island.
Mona: Well, I guess that's it guys! I lasted quite long.
Mario: We'll avenge you Mona. Don't worry. We'll avenge you like we'll avenge Luigi. You two are in our hearts, forever.
Professor E. Gadd: Mona also has a special spot in Mario's big player as well-
Mario: Ignore what that creep says, and go relax.
Mona: See y'all back in the Mushroom Kingdom, fellow friends!
Bowser: We'll miss you.
Yoshi: Bye Mona...
Professor E. Gadd: YEAH, BYE!
Bowser: I'll punch you in the-
Lakitu: So, with Mona down, we're left with five. Who will get eliminated next? Will E. Gadd play another trick on the alliance? Or will the alliance finally beat him in a challenge so they can have him as an option to be voted off? Will Donkey Kong ever make sense, and most importantly, will Cackletta ever come back from the hospital? Find this and much more out in the next episode of Total, Drama, Mushroom, Kingdom!