(the episode starts at Carl laughing at things getting destroyed)
Carl the evil cockroach wizard: that never gets old,building getting demolished by Giant Monsters always gets me the laughs
Vexacus: So this stuff gives you the laughs huh? Well I know how to fix that
Carl the evil cockroach wizard: you do?
Vexacus: yes,we turn everyone's laugh into bitter sorrow,with the power of the seal stone to be exact
(meanwhile at the house)
Oboro Hinata: what is it Petrie,I don't need your help
Petrie: but Master Gozen did help us out
Nanami Nono: yes Oboro,Master Gozen is doing this with our best interest in mind
Oboro Hinata: thanks,but I had things under control
(hears a explosion at the kitchen)
Yin (Yin Yang Yo); (annoyed) like not putting dynamite in the kitchen to be exact
Chomper: what sort of nut job puts dynamite in a kitchen?
Cera: ones who are insane,duh
Oboro Hinata: enough with the dynamite,anyways I can do things myself
Yin (Yin Yang Yo): ok,if you say so (walks away)
Nanami Nono: guess people are too busy figure out a way to handle situations like these,by the way I haven't seen Littlefoot and the others at all today
Chomper: oh yeah Guido and Yang went to see Ali
Cera: Ali had a problem dealing with the tapeworm infestation
(cuts to Ali at Dairy Queen)
Guido: hang on Ali!
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): we're coming,we're handle those tapeworms no matter what
(sees people running away from El Gusano)
El Gusano: (roars)
Guido: Kaiju detected,guess there's more than in a infestation
(battle scene)
Chomper: guys!
Guido: perfect timing
El Gusano: (roars)
Guido: ?
Cera: sea grass?
El Gusano: (roars)
Littlefoot: well that's a off color joke
El Gusano: (roars)
(the wind blows as Chomper and his friends tripped)
El Gusano: (laughs)
Yin (Yin Yang Yo); the heck was that?!
Ruby: I feel weird
El Gusano: (roars)
(everyone got hit)
Littlefoot: curse you fallen pipes!
Guido: (roars)
El Gusano: (roars)
Chomper: I don't get it…
(everyone got hit)
Littlefoot: curse you fallen pans!
Guido: I can't believe jokes are used as a weapon.I mean who does that?
Ruby: Can this get any weirder?
El Gusano: (roars)
Ruby: …
El Gusano: (roars)
(Littlefoot and Ruby got hit by pans)
Littlefoot: again with the pans
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): uh oh
El Gusano: (roars)
Shimazu: El Gusano that's enough jokes for now
(El Gusano disappeared)
Ruby: I've never been pan before
Littlefoot: and then again the whole pan thing
Cera: Guido,aren't you gonna meet up with Lina?
Guido: oh!
(back to Lina)
Lina (Yin Yang Yo): oh there you are Guido
Guido: sorry I'm late I got run into a Kaiju that's all
Lina (Yin Yang Yo); yeah I could see that
Guido: Anyway,still wanna help me with the tapeworm infestation?
Lina (Yin Yang Yo): yep,I've managed to handle situation and they started to run off like the freaks they are
Guido: Ok then,so why have you brought me here?
Lina (Yin Yang Yo); oh uh,you and the others all know about Mistress Gozen
Guido; yes
Lina (Yin Yang Yo); and me,Petrie,Ducky and I had gather the rest of the honorary members for her arrival
Guido: when will Gozen will arrive at Centerville
Lina (Yin Yang Yo); since next Thursday
Guido: say what?!
Lina (Yin Yang Yo); what? We better be prepared for her arrival right?
Guido: yes but I didn't think it's gonna happen all of a sudden
Lina (Yin Yang Yo); well duh I mean why else will we be prepared?
Guido: guess you do have a point there
Lina (Yin Yang Yo): anyways I gotta go (walks away)
Guido: …
(at the house)
Nanami Nono: So Lina told you that Gozen will arrive soon?
Guido: (nods his head)
Ruby: that seems all of a sudden
Guido: yeah that's what I said
Oboro Hinata: (groans) what a pain! Who put up a firewall while I was sleeping that night?!
Chomper: some idiot (sweet drop)
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): (sarcastic) yeah,thanks for ruining the internet Oboro
Oboro Hinata: oh just shut up you long eared idiot!
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): (sweatdrop)
(at the fortress)
El Gusano: (roars)
Wendinu: You did well El Gusano,but how come you didn't destroy those pesky dinosaurs?
Shimazu: I've got a another plan
Furabijo: like what?
Shimazu: well
Vexacus: just wait and see
Shimazu: yes,tomorrow it'll be unsettled for those heroes to show up
(eyecatch)
Shimazu: (evil laugh)
Oboro Hinata: Shimazu has shown up,head there quick!
Chomper: ok let's go then!
(cuts to a live theater)
Chomper: where are you Shumazu?
Yin (Yin Yang Yo): what's that?
Guido: huh? (the hilarious live theater Kaiju?
(Shimazu and El Gusano shows up on the stage)
Shimazu: welcome to Kaiju theater
El Gusano: (roars)
Shimazu: oh now you tell me
El Gusano: (roars)
Ruby: we're not here for the jokes
Cera: we're here for the beatings
Chomper: let's go guys!
Everyone: right!
Chomper: fire ninja,Chomper!
Cera: earth ninja,Cera!
Guido: wind ninja,Guido!
Littlefoot: water ninja,Littlefoot!
Ruby: electric ninja,Ruby!
Yin (Yin Yang Yo); wisdom ninja,Yin!
Yang (Yin Yang Yo); ice ninja,Yang!
Chomper: with the power of peace and happiness together we are…
Everyone: the ninja warriors!
Lina (Yin Yang Yo); Chomper and co…
El Gusano: (roars)
Ruby: wasn't going to but…
Lina (Yin Yang Yo); …
(battle scene)
Littlefoot: (annoyed) seriously more of the pan
Shimazu: (uses dark lighting)
Everyone: (got hit)
Lina (Yin Yang Yo): you can do it guys
Guido: do you really think we could be beaten that easily,well you thought wrong
(Vexacus sucking dark energy)
Cera: shoot,it's Vexacus again
Vexacus: just a little more
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): ok then time to fight fire with fire,and by that I mean jokes
Shimazu: your jokes are no match for ours
El Gusano: (roars)
Everyone: (got hit)
Guido: oh I get it,the jokes came from El Gusano's mouth
Shimazu: no for our last act,destroy the…
Guido: (uses air shot)
El Gusano: (got hit)
(Guido's battle)
Guido: breezy tail!
Yang (Yin Yang Yo): foonado!
(El Gusano demises)
Guido: Yahoo it worked!
(Lina nods her head)
Vexacus: El Gusano,I'll take that anger from you (the stone flashes) the seal is finally about to be released
Shimazu: …
Chomper: Vexacus…
Vexacus: see this? This is the raging arrow medal (the stone transforms into a medal)
Chomper: a medal?
Yin and Yang: come again?
Littlefoot and Ruby: huh?
Cera and Guido: what?
Oboro Hinata: did he just say medal?
Nanami Nono: I think so
Wendinu: Is that a medal?
Furabijo: looks so shiny
Yuck (Yin Yang Yo): didn't see that one coming
Dagahra: (roars)
(suddenly El Gusano got empowered)
Prehistoric beasts: (roars)
Sierra: (roars)
Grandpa Longneck: (roars)
(prehistoric battle)
Grandpa Longneck: (uses hyper wave)
(El Gusano demises)
Grandpa Longneck: (roars)
(after the battle)
Guido and Yang: (snoozes)
Cera: guess they need the whole comedy duo a rest huh?
Littlefoot: yep
Ruby: and all days work
Yin (Yin Yang Yo); speaking of duo,I'm pretty sure Lina and the others are preparing for Lady Gozen's arrival
(shows the honorary members preparing for Gozen's arrival)
Cera: yep I can't for her to show up as well
Littlefoot: yeah me too
Ruby and Yin: as too as well
Chomper: let's hope that Oboro won't find out that I was the one who put up that firewall
Oboro Hinata: Chomper! I should've known it was you you pesky little runt (Chomper runs off) get back here you idiot! (chases him)
Cera: guess Chomper is in deep trouble now
Ruby: should we go stop her?
Yin (Yin Yang Yo); nah,I'm sure Chomper can handle this sort of situation
Chomper: (screams)
Oboro Hinata: I'm not done with you yet!
The end