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Mrs. J.K., You still have it all, and every day money comes pouring in… I am happy for you though. Me? I am poor and do this for free…

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Hestia Jones sighed: "You still have to look for the seventh virgin too. Neither Tonks nor I qualify. We both had shitty relationships."

That moment a bunny Patronus appeared before Harry: "Consort Peverell reporting to be Courted, My Lord."

16 Luna

Hannah grinned: "Just on time! Our seventh virgin. Ad her and her dad to the wards and Floo Harry, I'll tell her to come here in ten minutes." Hannah concentrated and sent her Patronus on the way.

Luna was at home unpacking the luggage when a bear Patronus appeared before her: "Consort candidate Peverell, in ten minutes you are added to the wards, and Floo, you and your father are always welcome to visit. Call House Black to get access to the Floo."

"Daddy! I am going to visit my husband and sister-wives in a minute! I'll eat dinner there. Don't wait up for me to go to bed, Daddy!"

"Sure Moonbeam, say hi to my son-in-law… What is his name?"

"I told you, daddy! It is Lord Peverell!"

"That is a fine name, you choose well Moonbeam. Did we have the Talk already?"

"Yes daddy, we did, only have sex in my bedroom, and wait a year with the whips and paddles."

Xxxxx

Luna floodereded in and jumped in Harry's arms: "Finally! Hello my Lord, when are you going to show me your room?"

Susan interrupted: "After he signs your Courtship contract Luna, not a moment sooner. And loosen the grip a bit Luna or Harry is in violation of our contracts."

Luna pouted: "But I waited so long! Hermione! Did you already have sex with Harry? No? You waited for me! That is decent of you Hermione. I know something! We can do a threesome! I read about it in the book from Derrick the Dirty and Shameless Sandra."

Hermione exploded! "Luna! I did not have sex with Harry! And I won't do a threesome either! I am not in a Courtship with Harry, Luna."

Tracey smiled: "Yet! Not in a courtship Yet! Hermione and a threesome sounds nice Luna, how about a fivesome? No, a sixsome! I forgot to count Harry in it."

Luna looked puzzled: "Six? Is the bed big enough for it?"

Winky popped in: "Winky is making bed bigger for Mistresses."

Daphne chuckled: "Thank you Winky, that is very thoughtful of you. Luna? You better ask your father to sign a Courtship contract. Harry can't take liberties from other girls than his contracted girls."

Padawan, my next letter will include locking spells and a ward scheme to put around your bed. If you don't ward your bed, then you will be a married man before your birthday. Padawan, Luna is dead set on being one of the wives, she is a 9.1 easily, with some high heels and a short skirt she may go up to a 9.4.

Tonks and Jones followed the comedy show, Tonks whispered: "That is one way to get him, just tell him you are going to marry him. It seems to work."

Susan heard Tonks and said: "Luna was one of the Ministry Six, Tonks, she went into battle with him, Harry likes her, so she will be one of us. We have limited spots, so you have to hurry to get one."

Tonks rolled her eyes: "Nice try Miss Bones, but we like our husband a bit more aged and mature."

Susan grinned: "Are you sure? Dobby? The Pensieve please, and the memories 4-5-8-12 and 21, please. Now, Aurors Tonks and Jones, enter the memories at your own risk if you dare."

Tonks and Jones entered the memories, 4 were the Acromantula, 5 the Basilisk, 8 the Dementors, 12 the Dragon, and 15 the graveyard.

While Tonks and Jones are memory surfing, the girls did their homework.

At lunchtime, Susan asked: "And Aurors Tonks and Jones? Do you need a more mature man? Does age matter in this case?"

Jones shook her head: "No, Miss Bones, but you have to admit he is a trouble magnet. He saw more action than half of the Auror force combined."

That is right, Padawan attracts more trouble than manure attracts flies. It will stop them from looking down on Padawan, I bet their knickers got wet when they saw the basilisk, the wrong kind of wet, but still wet.

Xxxxx

After lunch, Harry called: "Who is up for a movie? Tonks? Jones? Do you know what is available? Oops, sorry I forgot you are only here to protect us."

Tonks smiled: "No Problem Lord Black, we don't mind if you allow us to vote too."

They ended up watching Romeo and Julia, a sappy romantic chick flick, I voted for Space Jam. I can't stand Di Caprio, the wife was drooling on him too, Brad fucking Pit and Leonardo bloody Di Caprio. She could be their mother, but boy did she have the hots for them. It could be revenge for Angelina, Scarlet, Halle, Charlize, Michelle, Nicole, Natalie… those are some of the ones I was drooling over. So I had to let her have hers, I still hate them though. My vote didn't even count.

Hah! That Shakespeare dude was a squib, even the wizards knew his work, Luna was glued to the screen, the first time she saw a movie and it was a big hit. I bet she has the hots for that Caprio guy too.

Dinner was at the Bones Manor, Madam Bones noticed the new addition and said: "You move fast Harry, at this rate you will have all spots filled before your birthday."

Tracey joked: "Or at September Second."

Tonks and Jones groaned, now they have Madam Bones breathing down their necks.

Madam Bones asked: "Oh? Tracey? Please explain."

Tracey grinned: "Both have marriage offers for Harry. Their mothers sent them. Miss Jones had even her sister in the offer."

Madam Bones looked at them both: "I hope that you keep things on a professional level, it would not look good on your records if you behave improperly."

Tonks glared at Tracey: "Don't worry boss, we already turned the courtship offer down for the duration of our assignment."

Back in Grimmauld Place, Tracey got two stingers to her ass. Jones said: "That was mean Tracey. Bones has no sense of humor regarding proper behavior."

Meh, who needs a sense of humor when you get a set of tits like her. Too bad Padawan is not into Milfs, getting a titty fuck between those globes would be paradise.

Xxxxx

Luna went home with a copy of the Courtship Contract and promised to return tomorrow with her dad.

Harry was halfway through the bracelets, and I am browsing through Tommy's memories and skills. The naffer did take the most valuable items from the RoR and stashed them in a secret compartment in the Chamber of Secrets, ah! Parseltongue password protected. Good for Padawan.

A room in the Chamber of secrets filled with Parselscript books… He did not even get the chance to read them when after a few months Myrtle was bound to the toilets, she started to scream bloody murder every time she spotted a boy in her toilet.

Combined with Dumbledore keeping a close watch on him made it hard to go down there. Tom was furious, he just had put the best items from the RoR in the Chamber of Secrets, and that screaming Ghost prevent him to get his books.

Hey! Tom never got the chance to visit the room again… All Mine!… Ok, All Padawan.

Alright, let's see what else he got into… Killing, killing, torture, killing again, ah! Blood Magic, that is interesting… I found a safe way to kill Tommy for Padawan, the sad part is that it is another ritual with naked virgins. It seems those virgins can be used for everything.

It is a ritual that destroys all your blood that is not in your body. Tommy is filled with Harry's blood, that could be fun. Gringotts needs to be warned though, they have a sample to verify your identity. If that gets lost they come running with axes in their hands.

That leaves us with Dumbledore. If the fool goes against Tom and loses, then Tom gets the Elder wand and is going to be a major pain in the ass. I have to lure that old goat away somehow…

The cave with the fake locket!

Xxxxx

Young Padawan,

I might have a solution for two of your biggest problems, meaning Tom and Albus.

For Tom, I have a ritual written out that destroys every drop of blood that is not in your own body. Tom used your blood, so I don't think he will survive that ritual, kill the snake, and do the ritual. Exit Tom Riddle. You have to inform the Goblins first or do the ritual there, they too have a sample of your blood for identification. That is on the second page.

The third page is the location and description of the hiding place Tom made for the locket. Regulus put a fake in the bowl, so it still looks real enough. Tom will have visited the cave and know the locket was taken by Regulus, but I gamble that he left the cave untouched.

This is the ideal place to send Dumbledore too. With the right motivation, he will join the Inferi in that lake. A Patronus with the location and a small description of the locket will make him curious enough. You can say that he can redeem himself with it. He will love it.

Your plan with the bracelets will work, I agree that killing them all would damage your mind, this is the best option to punish them without killing.

The Dementors… fuck them, they are demons, and sending them back to whatever hell they crawled out of is helping humankind.

Congratulations on your new wife-to-be. Although, if you want to be Lord Peverell, you need Dumbledore's wand. Your invisibility cloak, the stone in the Gaunt ring, and Dumbledore's wand are the three Hallows from the story. If you manage to get them together, it will make you the Master of Death.

I don't know what it will do. In my opinion, they are three very powerful artifacts, nothing more… but I could be wrong and you gain superpowers from them.

These are my options, when you return to Hogwarts, I can point you to some goodies that Tom left behind.

I advise keeping this letter to yourself.

Have fun Padawan

May the Force be with you.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Harry groaned: "Another Virgin Ritual? Is Obi-Wan a perv? Is he so dead set to see naked girls?

WTF? If I was, then I would not retreat in my mindscape when you are dry-humping those girls dude! Like he would protest to see them naked. Fuck him, that is the last letter he gets before his fucking birthday.

Xxxxx

Harry presented the letter to the girls: "This letter is a bit harsh, it presents ways to eliminate both Tom and Dumbledore, and a way to become Lord Peverell. Obi-Wan said to keep this letter private, but I feel you have the right to know it. Here you can read this copy."

Did Padawan forget his guarding detail? Or is he already counting them as wife material? On that letter is a plan to assassinate Dumbledore dude! If he disappears from the planet, they come knocking on your door! Trust is good, blind trust will kill you. Dumbass Padawan. The information on the Hallows will bite him in the ass too. Well, it is his decision.

Susan read the letter and gasped: "Harry! This is vital information! In the wrong hands, it will cause you a lot of trouble! Sorry, Tonks and Jones, you are not allowed to read this letter."

Finally one with a brain! With a bit of luck, it stays in the family. Good, even Hermione is not allowed to read the letter, that will get her knickers in a twist.

One by one they read the letter, Susan, Hannah, Daphne, and Tracey, all agreed to keep this a family secret.

Hannah scolded Harry: "Harry, if Obi-Wan asks to keep it private, please keep it private. This contains sensitive information on your family heirlooms. The only thing you can show is the blood ritual to get rid of Riddle."

Jones protested: "Blood rituals are illegal Miss Abbot! Even when you use them to destroy a Dark Lord."

Tracey said: "It is one with Virgins again. Obi-Wan must be one horny Jedi."

Et Tu Tracey? And I liked you the most! I have to teach Padawan the spell that prevents women to have an orgasm. That will teach her. Hmm… does that sounds petty? Vindictive? Cruel? Meh, fuck them.

Xxxxx

Luna Floosereses in with her dad, goody, for another negotiation. With Luna, that could be fun.

Luna jumped in Harry's arms: "Husband! I brought daddy along to sign my contract, he already signed it, he is just curious about who you are."

The shortest negotiations this far. Now all Padawan has to do is get the Elder wand, and find some more girls. He could drop the Gaunt Line if he wants to keep the count on seven wives for his Coven.

Susan and Daphne read the contract, Susan commented: "Luna? Harry isn't Lord Peverell yet. He is still missing one item. And how did you know he had a chance to be Lord Peverell?"

"That is easy Susan, at the fight in the Ministry I saw Harry use the Cloak. Daddy checked the Potter pedigree, so I knew he was a descendant of Ignotus Peverell. With Harry's luck, finding all three items will be a bowl of pudding."

Hannah chuckled: "You mean a piece of Cake, Luna?"

"No silly, I like pudding more than Cake. Harry, meet my dad, Xenophilius Lovegood, Lord of the Ancient and Noble House of Lovegood. Dad, this is Harry James Potter, Lord of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Houses of Potter, Black, Slytherin, and Gaunt. Soon of House Peverell too."

"Ah, Lord Potter, it is nice to put a face on the name. Moonbeam always called you hubby or Lord Peverell. I must thank you for your tip about South America, we found some interesting animals down there."

Harry smiled: "Nice to meet you too Lord Lovegood, I must thank you for distributing those fliers to the newspapers around the globe. It had a huge impact, especially when reporters came to verify it. I am in your debt, and please, call me Harry."

Daphne started the final talk: "Lord Lovegood, if Harry can't get the last item to claim House Peverell, would your Daughter consider being Consort Gaunt? That is the line of the second son."

Xeno smiled: "That would be agreeable, what is the time limit to decide the House?"

Hannah answered: "We have yet to decide a date or time to finalize the contracts. We did agree it would be before his seventeenth birthday."

I wonder if Padawan even knew of that agreement. Meh, who cares, he can shag seven wives, logic dictates that at least one would be in the mood for a shag each day. If Tonks and Jones join the herd… Coven, that would spice things up. Although, why do I even care about that? When Harry is entertaining the girls, I withdraw into my mindscape. Being dead sucks.

Anyway, Luna felt quite at home on the third floor.

Xxxxx

While Harry was producing the bracelets, the girls began to gather the ingredients for the ritual to banish the Dementors and started practicing the chants.

Rumors that Tom was on the continent were probably true when Madam Bones allowed a reporter to view the memory of Tom in his unicorn boxers. A picture of that went viral, most papers printed it on the front page, it destroyed Tom's recruiting campaign.

Harry asked Dobby: "Dobby? Did Tom Riddle wear those Boxers with unicorns?"

Dobby grinned: "Dobby took Tommy's clothes, but Tommy did not wear underclothes, to keep things proper Dobby put one on. Master Harry must not worry about that, Dobby took a boxer from old Master Malfoy's brat."

Harry chuckled: "Let us keep this our little secret Dobby. Well done! That boxer short hurt Tom's pureblood cause more than my interview on him."

Hah! Well done indeed. Putting Draco's boxer short on Tom is the best prank ever! More so when Draco would demand his favorite boxer back.

Xxxxx

Snape was clearing his quarters, he knew now that Sprout is the new Headmistress he is going to get fired. So he decided to not wait for it and leave.

Suddenly a grizzly Patronus appeared before him: "Snape! This is an order from your Master! My elf Dobby will hand you a box with bracelets. Take one for yourself and bind it to you with a drop of blood. Hand them out to all to the other marked ones. Each Monday I will cause pain through your Mark. Wear the bracelet and you will feel no pain, if not… each Monday the pain will last longer. You are forbidden to contact Dumbledore about the bracelets."

Snape was fuming, he has to act as the errand boy for Potter? He took the box and wanted to throw it away, but the compulsion to follow the order forced him to obey. Snape struggled to disobey the order, but the pain was too much. He took a bracelet, put a drop of blood on it, and put it on.

Snape wanted to vent his anger and apparated to a village where he wanted to abduct a redheaded woman. The moment Snape raised his wand to Imperio the woman, He felt excruciating pain, he lowered his wand, and the pain lessened. Again, Snape tried to Imperio the woman, the pain was unbearable. Snape moved to another village and tried another woman… the pain came back!

Slowly it dawned on Snape, the bracelet prevented spells with bad intentions. He tried everything, all spells worked except the ones with bad intentions. Snape then removed the bracelet and threw it away, too bad for him, when the bracelet was two feet from his body, the mark burned. thrashing from the pain, he crawled back to the bracelet and put it back on.

Snape sighed, he was fucked. The moment he thought of disobeying Potter's order he felt pain, casting with ill intentions caused pain, even thinking bad about Potter hurts. He started to distribute the bracelets to his fellow death eaters, explaining what will happen if they put the bracelet on, and what is going to happen when they don't.

Most death eaters wanted to wait for the first Monday, gambling that the pain would not be so bad. Harry gave Madam Bones bracelets for the death eaters in Askaban, after the explanation, Madam Bones ordered the Aurors to hand them out. The evil intent trigger was a bonus for the wardens of Askaban, they could go into the cells without worry, even let the doors open, or thinking about escaping caused pain.

Bones presented a bracelet to the DoM, to see if it could be used for normal prisoners, too bad it needed a Parselmouth to create them. This could be a job opportunity for Harry.

Xxxxx

Harry and the girls varied their days, alternating dates with family visits and meeting friends. On the first Monday, Harry visited Peter Pettigrew and put a bracelet on with a drop of Peter's blood.

Harry grinned at Peter: "Who could have thought you could be useful, Peter? Come, present your arm, yes, the one with the Mark. If you must know Peter, Voldy did not trust any of you, so he branded you like a slave. That way if you are naughty, he could do this."

Harry pressed his hand on the Mark and said: §Punish them all.§ and held it for two minutes. §Stop punishing.§

"I will be back in an hour Peter, so get comfortable"

An hour later Harry did an encore. Death eaters that endured the first two minutes rushed to put the bracelet on.

Hmm, Padawan did a good thing, he pacified his slaves, and is preparing for the ritual to destroy the Dementors. I think I can kick back and relax for a bit.

Xxxxx

The day before Harry's birthday, he celebrated Neville's birthday at Longbottom Manor… three-quarters of the guests were females… most of them were from the positive pile of candidates.

Harry sighed: "Hannah? I expected to be at the birthday party of Neville, not at the audition for the next Lady Gaunt or Black."

Hannah grinned: "Don't worry Harry, we consulted Dowager Longbottom about it, she found it a good idea, this way she can present some candidates to her grandson too."