A/N: You guys have no idea how much trouble this chapter was to write, but I finished it! Not only that, but while it's not as funny as the previous chapters, it's also a teensy bit longer than some chapters (for this story anyways), so hopefully that makes up for everything. Please enjoy, and please tell me what you think in the reviews. Thanks guys :)

Chapter 5

Bella didn't even ask for Tanya to put her down. Instead, she started to tell her story from where she was still pinned.

"Well it all started because there's this girl I like-" Bella started.

Oh, the possessive, instinctive part of Tanya didn't like this at all. Despite how crazy it was to just assume Bella hadn't liked anyone before they met her was beyond stupid, yet she couldn't help but react at just the idea that Bella might currently like someone else.

"Is there now?" Tanya purred, pressing her body against Bella's. Everyone in the room heard the girl swallow, heard her heartbeat stutter, smelled her arousal increase tenfold as Tanya made sure Bella got a perfect view down Tanya's shirt.

Bella didn't even bother trying not to look, instead staring down at the offered cleavage. Even covered in curry and glitter, it was a glorious sight, and Bella felt an urge to touch stronger than she had ever felt before.

"Y-yeah," Bella stuttered, still dumbstruck.

Well, it was clear Bella wasn't too interested in the girl, given how strong her reaction to Tanya was. Pleased at the outcome, but still needing to claim her in some way, Tanya's eyes trailed over the girl, looking for a place to at least put some kind of mark. Sadly, there was none visible that wasn't covered in curry, and Tanya certainly wasn't about to get that taste in her mouth.

"For god's sake Tanya, let Feathers tell her story already!" Kate blurted, her patience reaching its limit when Bella made no move to continue talking. Irina elbowed her in the ribs, trying to subtly tell her mate to be quiet, but it was ineffective. "What did I do?" Kate grumbled, turning to her mate with a frown.

"Just shh, Tanya is in a complicated place right now," Irina murmured. Did Kate not remember how hard it was for both of them when they first met?

"You're a complicated place," Kate shot back, earning another elbow to the stomach, harder than before. Even as she grunted in pain, Kate wound her arms around Irina lovingly, and Irina leaned back into her mate.

Tanya put her hand lightly on Bella's cheek when she noticed Bella's attention had drifted to the couple, bringing her focus back to Tanya. "Continue."

"Uh, right. Anyways, there's this girl I like..." Again, Tanya's eyes darkened, and she grimaced as she felt a flash of possessiveness. This time, she managed to control herself and allow Bella to continue. "You see, she's super busy and shit because she's in a high position, but everyone knew she was going to be at this party. Only problem was, this party was being thrown by one of my exes. Despite how gorgeous and toned and fucking perfect my ass is...let's just say my ex hates it."

Tanya's beast didn't care how much of a hypocrite she was, she didn't like the idea of her mate having relationships before her, didn't like the idea of her mate being touched by anyone but Tanya. The only thing that stopped her from claiming Bella in that moment in every way possible was that Bella had said the ex hated her now...and not wanting to get the taste of gook in her mouth.

"So, obviously I'm not invited to this party. Thing is, when I want something badly enough, I tend to get creative with how to get it. In this case, what I wanted was to get into that party…"

Three Hours Earlier

"Bella, this really isn't a good idea. You know if Lauren sees you, she's going to kill you," Angela said for the hundredth time, but obviously, Bella wasn't listening.

"If she can catch me that is," Bella said cockily, taking a moment to pose in front of her best friend, showing off her sleek black outfit. "How do I look?"

"Gorgeous, stunning," Angela said with a resigned sigh. "You'll totally stand out...which is obviously a problem seeing as you're supposed to be sneaking in."

"It won't be a problem once I seduce the socks off of Caroline," Bella said proudly.

"You don't even know if she's gay, Bella."

"Has that stopped me before?" Bella shot back.

Again, Angela sighed, putting her head in her hands. "No."

"Get down!" Before Angela could blink, Bella was on top of her, shoving her into the bushes. She made sure to cover Angela's mouth, eyes focused on the two guards who were walking by. Once they were out of earshot, Bella couldn't help but grumble, "Of course that bitch hired guards." There were also special bars on the majority of the windows, with the sole purpose of keeping Bella out.

Angela licked Bella's palm, but Bella only looked down at her in amusement. Her friend couldn't think saliva would actually disgust her enough to make her move her hand, did she?

Apparently the lick was just a warning, because Angela pinched Bella's sides hard enough the girl squeaked and jumped right off of her.

"Ever think the extra security might be because of some of the people attending this party and not because of you?" Angela asked as she got up, dusting the leaves and grass off of her with mild annoyance.

"Usually yes, but this is Lauren we're talking about. Not to mention…" Bella pointed to one of the many signs on the side of the building. In big, bold, flashing letters were the words "BELLA SWAN KEEP THE FUCK OUT." Next to it was another sign with a picture of Bella along with the words "IF SEEN, REMOVE IMMEDIATELY." Another sign said "ANYONE WHO REMOVES BELLA SWAN GETS A PAY RAISE."

Angela's eyebrows arched as she took in all of the signs that somehow had escaped her attention before. "Touche."

"Anyways, I've gotta get in there somehow. Help me figure it out." Bella started to canvas the area, searching for any weak points in the defense.

"Why don't you try to fly and look for a way to get in from above?" Angela asked with a frown, noting how her friend wasn't even trying to fly for a higher vantage point.

Bella grabbed a twig and threw it in the air, once it reached about ten feet in the air, the two girls could hear a sudden zap. "Electric net," Bella explained as the twig fell between them, now charred and smoking. "Lauren knows how much I love to fly in from the roof."

Angela stared in disbelief. "Just what did you do to that girl, Bella?"

"Let's talk about that later," was Bella's immediate reply, accompanied by an uncomfortable, nervous laugh. "We have to get in now."

That's when Angela saw their chance. "Bella, over there," Angela said excitedly, pointing to where some workers dressed in overalls were carrying paint through an open door.

Bella was on it immediately. Before the door could close and lock, she was in front of it, catching the door with seconds to spare. She didn't open it immediately, waiting until the sound of the footsteps faded. Once she knew there would be no one close by, she held the door open for Angela before stepping inside herself.

Despite the room being insanely dark and empty, and definitely not part of the party, Bella grinned. They had done it. They had made it into the building. This meant she was one step closer to her goal.

"We're in."