Chapter 7 : Like Teacher, Like Student
Naruto Shippuden: The Rise of Armpits Village
On the same day, Naruto woke up early and feeling grumpy because he didn't get enough sleep. There was something on his mind that was making him grumble as he lay in bed.
"Ugh, how did Kakashi sensei find out about this? Is it true that I have an armpit fetish?" Naruto said.
As he tried to go back to sleep, he remembered what Kakashi had said to him, suggesting that he go and ask Jiraiya directly about something he was feeling.
"Gosh, I feel so weird having this fetish, but I can't help it," Naruto exclaimed.
In a rush, Naruto suddenly jumped out of bed and got ready to go outside without even washing his face or brushing his teeth.
"I need to find the pervy sage as soon as possible. I hope he can tell me more about it," Naruto said as he walked down the stairs.
A few moments later, Naruto had been wandering around the village aimlessly. As he looked at the girls around him, he saw a beautiful woman serving customers in front of a restaurant, wearing a red sleeveless Chinese dress.
He stared at her for a while, and his fantasies kicked in again. He pictured Sakura in the same Chinese dress, with her arms behind her head, exposing her sweaty armpits to him and teasing him seductively.
"What do you think of my new Chinese dress? Do you love it? I wore it just for you. Come here, Naruto-kun... I know you want to taste them so badly. I'm your vixen, after all," she said with a wink.
Naruto froze as his heart raced and he became aroused. He couldn't hold back any longer and shouted in his mind, "I'm gonna lick all of your armpits, sweat and all, Sakura-chan!"
Sakura smirked as she caught on to Naruto's thoughts and said, "That's what I like to hear. Come and get them, Naruto-kun."
"Here I come, Sakura-chan!" Naruto shouted loudly, drawing the attention of everyone around him as they stared at him weirdly.
Feeling embarrassed, Naruto blushed madly and ran towards the hot springs, shouting in his mind, "Ugh...you better be there, pervy sage."
Naruto rushed into the hot springs and searched the men's section for Jiraiya. He searched for 30 minutes until he spotted the back of a large old man with long spikey white hair on top of a ladder.
Naruto smiled and shouted, "Ah, there you are, Pervy sage! I always knew you were here!"
"H-huh, Naruto?! What are you doing he—EH—Uaaaaaah!" Jiraiya looked back in surprise and accidentally slipped off the ladder, falling to the ground.
"Whoa...are you okay, pervy sage?" Naruto asked, looking down at Jiraiya lying on the ground.
"For the love of god, can you not shout at me like that?! You almost got me caught, You idiot!" Jiraiya shouted angrily at him.
"Ah, I'm sorry, pervy sage, hehe.." Naruto grinned as He apologized to the frowning Jiraiya.
"Ugh...okay, what just happened? Does Tsunade want to date me?" Jiraiya asked as he get up.
"Nah, no way, not in a million years! I just.. need to discuss something with you," Naruto said nervously, shy about what he was going to mention.
Jiraiya noticed how uncomfortable Naruto was and smirked at his situation. He decided to tease a bit and said, "Hmm...let me guess, it's about that girl Sakura, right?"
"Well, kinda.. But I don't know how to phrase it," Naruto struggled to come up with the right words to describe his situation.
"Just say it and I'll try to understand what you're trying to say," Jiraiya said, amused by Naruto's situation.
Naruto released a breath he had been holding and said, "Okay, but first of all, I don't really know why or how, but I keep finding myself staring at women's armpits and I get distracted every time I see them. It's so weird, but I can't help it. So, uh...do you have any explanation for that?"
"Well, it seems like my beloved student has an armpit fetish. I have both good news and bad news about it. Which one do you want to hear first?" Jiraiya asked, smirking at his student.
"So do you mean that I has it? Uh, let's start with the bad news. What is it?" Naruto asked, looking curious but also a little afraid of the answer.
"Alright, the bad news is, it's a rare fetish to see among men and a weird one too, i would say being attracted to this part of body is not common and most ladies doesn't like it. And i see, you'll be in a lot of troubles since Tsunade applied the sleeveless top rules", Said Jiraiya.
"So, this fetish will makes me looks weird among girls ?", Said Naruto as he was a bit sad for having this rare fetish, "Ugh.. From all of the fetish, why it have to be armpits..", Said Naruto in his mind.
"Logically, yeah, but don't forget about the good news", Jiraiya said as he looked at Naruto with happy expression.
"What's the good news when every girl will look strangely and disgusted at me!?", Naruto protested as he getting impatient.
"The good news is that you're lucky because I happen to be into armpits as well," Jiraiya said, smiling at Naruto and proud of his fetish.
Naruto was both confused and happy when Jiraiya told him that they shared the same fetish, saying, "What's so good about that? But, so we have something in common after all..!"
Jiraiya smiled and said, "Yes, we do. But I still didn't give up on turning to my successor and keep my legacy alive".
"There's no way! I'll be dead if Sakura finds out about it!" Naruto shouted, clearly not wanting his secret fantasies about her to be revealed.
Jiraiya wondered what Naruto was thinking about and teased, "Hmm...are you currently fantasizing about Her armpits?"
"N-no, I'm not," Naruto argued.
"Hmm, really?" Asked Jiraiya.
"I was thinking about how you got this fetish. I've never heard you talk about it before. Well for me, It was because of Sakura." Naruto said.
"Hmmm, Sakura.. No wonder then. For me, It was because of Tsunade. She always wore sleeveless tops and I became attracted to her armpits. She had a habit of putting her arms behind her head, and I couldn't fight it. I had to give in," Jiraiya answered with excitement in his eyes.
Naruto was interested in Jiraiya's past experience and asked, "Uh, have you ever had the chance to taste her armpits?"
Jiraiya sighed in disappointment, but also blushed a little as he said, "Maybe, yes? But actually, no...you have no idea how much I wanted to sniff her armpits, lick and tickle them. I have so many fantasies about doing an armpit job with her. I would give anything to do it with Tsunade, Heheheheh."
Naruto looked at Jiraiya with a confused expression and asked, "What's an armpit job?"
Jiraiya looked at Naruto and said, "Hmm, sit down, Naruto. I'll explain to you about the main four parts of the armpit fetish: tickling, sniffing, licking, and the final stage, which is the armpit job."
Naruto's eyes shone brightly as he sat down across from Jiraiya, saying, "Please, start now, Jiraiya sensei!"
Jiraiya was surprised by how excited Naruto was at this moment, even calling him 'Jiraiya sensei' for the first time. It was extremely alarming how desperate Naruto was to learn more about the fetish and various ways to enjoy women's armpits.
Jiraiya then began to explain.
"The most popular thing to do is lick the sweat from a girl's armpits, but it's usually the third step after sniffing their stinky armpits. I should mention that the Inuzuka clan are very fortunate because they have heightened senses and can sniff armpits from miles away."
Naruto listened attentively and grumbled, "Kiba is so lucky. He has Hinata and Kurenai as part of his team."
But then Naruto imagined himself happily licking Sakura's sweaty armpits, while Sakura looked disgusted and resigned.
"Licking Sakura's armpits would be one of my life goals!" Naruto exclaimed.
Jiraiya replied, "Oh my gosh, can you stop shouting in a place like this?! People over there could hear the stupid things you're saying!" He was annoyed by Naruto's behavior.
"Ugh, whatever. Let's get back to the topic. The first one is tickling. You already know what tickling armpits means. I would use it as a teasing method or possibly even an interrogation technique if I ever captured an enemy kunoichi. You can also use it to make their armpits sweat," Jiraiya said.
"Oh yeah! I could use this to tease Sakura. And uh, what about an armpit job?"
Jiraiya smirked and answered,
"It's the final and the ultimate part for anyone who has an armpit fetish, it's the part when you rub your 'thing' on Sakura's armpits. You could also put your 'thing' between her Armpits when she put her arms down so it got sqeezed hard there until you burst out. It's the peek excitement for you and me, you don't know how much I have fantasies doing it with Tsunade".
Naruto's imagination started to kick in after jiraiya explained it to him, as he imagined Sakura kneeling down in front of him giving him an armpitjob, squeezed his penis between her sweaty armpits after training, with naruto moving his hips back and forth, making his dick rubbed between her slippery smooth armpits.
Naruto's saliva dripped as he excitedly walked through his fantasies, shouting, "Wow, that's so hot! I hope one day I can use my dick to wipe away her sweat after a mission or training. Even though she wouldn't let me do it for sure.."
Jiraiya immediately hit Naruto on the head and said, "You idiot! Can you please stop being horny for a second? You'll never get the chance to enjoy her armpits anyway, so it's a useless dream for someone like you."
Naruto mocked him, saying "Hey! Who are you to talk? You're the big failure here. You've lived all these years without getting to smell granny Tsunade's armpits. What's the difference?"
Suddenly, Jiraiya's demeanor changed dramatically and he said in a heavy, sad tone, "Naruto, let me tell you about my experience with Tsunade and why I think you won't succeed in your quest to smell that pink-haired girl's armpits."