Chapter 8: Difference Similarity
"Naruto Shippuden: The Rise of Armpits Village"
Naruto sat attentively as Jiraiya began to weave a tale, a spark of curiosity in his eyes. It was ironic that both the student and the master shared the same fetish, and Naruto was eager to hear about his master's experiences.
"Alright, Naruto, listen closely." Jiraiya began, his voice tinged with nostalgia as if the events had occurred only the day before.
Jiraiya's Flashback
It was a bright and sunny day, Jiraiya returned to the village after a successful mission. A broad grin adorned his face as he strode excitedly, he made his way to the Hokage tower to present his report to Tsunade.
As he arrived at the entrance door of the Hokage tower, Jiraiya couldn't help but chuckle to himself,
" It's so blisteringly hot today. I wonder what kind of outfit Tsunade has on. I hope it's something sleeveless so I can get a glimpse of her sweat-glistening armpits... teehee."
Excitement coursed through his veins as he made his way up to the top floor of the Hokage building, impatiently bursting into Tsunade's office without bothering to knock.
"Oh hello, my dear Tsunade! You must be worried about me, right?"
But to his dismay, Tsunade was nowhere to be found. Instead, he found Shizune tidying up papers and Sakura reading a medical book, who were both surprised to see him.
"Oh, hello Master Jiraiya," they greeted him politely with bows.
Jiraiya smiled, trying to conceal his embarrassment. "Ah, Uh... good afternoon, ladies,"
As he looked around the office, disappointment washed over him as he realized that Tsunade was not there. He couldn't help but grumble under his breath,
"Oh man… Looks like I won't get a good view of Tsunade's glistening armpits today, even though I completed my mission early, just to see them."
Shizune and Sakura looked at him, baffled by his words.
"Excuse me, Master Jiraiya, I didn't quite catch that" Asked Shizune.
Sakura also asked, "Sorry, Me too. Can you repeat that again?"
Feeling flustered and embarrassed, Jiraiya quickly changed the subject and scratched the back of his head.
"Ah, never mind that. It's nothing, just me and my silly thoughts. Haha…"
"So, Tsunade isn't here today?" Jiraiya asked, trying to appear nonchalant as he stroked his chin thoughtfully.
"Oh yes, Lady Tsunade just left about an hour ago," Sakura replied.
Jiraiya was disappointed, but he tried to play it cool.
"I see. Anyway, can I leave my mission report on this table?" he asked, attempting to sound casual.
"Sure, I'll make sure Lady Tsunade sees it when she returns," Shizune said with a smile.
"Well, alright then, thank you Shizune."
As Jiraiya was leaving, he noticed Sakura standing by the window, looking out at the view of the village.
As she raised her arm to fix her hair, Jiraiya was awestruck by the sight of her armpits. The beauty of Sakura's armpits left Jiraiya staring in shock and amazement.
"Ho-Holy mother of armpit god!" Jiraiya exclaimed before collapsing onto the floor, nosebleeding profusely.
Shizune and Sakura, who were nearby, shouted in surprise.
"Ah, Master Jiraiya!" They shouted in unison.
"Quick, Sakura, grab the first aid kit!" Shizune shouted urgently as she rushed to Jiraiya's side.
"On it!" Sakura said as she quickly got the first aid.
A half hour later, Jiraiya slowly regained consciousness, his vision still a bit blurred. He found Sakura and Shizune sitting on either side of him, with Sakura to his left and Shizune to his right.
"W-What just happened?" Jiraiya asked, turning to Shizune for answers.
"You just fainted a while ago, Master Jiraiya" Shizune said, looking worried at Jiraiya.
Sakura examined him closely and asked, "Did someone hurt you during your mission, Master Jiraiya?"
"Uhh… No, I don't think so," Jiraiya replied as he stammered.
"Because we didn't find any bruises on your body, but your nose was bleeding a lot. We were quite worried about you," Sakura said.
"I see…" Jiraiya said as he remembered what had just happened and felt a warm flush rise to his cheeks.
Trying to play it off casually, Jiraiya said, "But thank you for worrying about me. I'm totally fine—Gwaaah!"
But his words were cut short as he noticed that his face was dangerously close to Sakura's sweaty armpits as she was examining him.
Sakura, seeing Jiraiya's sudden shock, was also surprised and quickly stopped the examination she was doing. Nervously she asked, "Ah, I'm sorry…! Did I do something wrong? Did I hurt you?"
"A-Ah, no, not at all," Jiraiya stammered, blushing and trying to look away.
"I just remembered I have a meeting with Tsunade after my mission. That's all, hehe."
Sakura looked at him with confusion. "Uh, okay..."
"Lady Tsunade? She went to the bar to blow off some steam about an hour ago," Shizune said with a sigh.
"Oh, really? Thanks for the heads up. I'll go see her then," Jiraiya said as he stood up.
"Wait, are you feeling better now?" Sakura asked as she stood up.
"There's nothing to worry about, ladies. I'm just tired from the mission. A few drinks will solve the problem, haha," Jiraiya said, trying to put on a strong front as he laughed it off.
"Well, if you say so, then we have nothing to worry about," Shizune said as she stood up next to Sakura.
"I'll see you guys later, thank you for the service!" Jiraiya said with a big thumbs up as he quickly left the office. The girls bowed in return.
As he walked down the street, Jiraiya couldn't help but grumble to himself,
"Thank goodness I made it out of there before I fainted again. That Sakura girl has really grown up fast! It seems like Tsunade's been teaching her more than just monster strength."
"I can't believe it... that girl Sakura has grown into a beautiful woman! I wonder who the lucky devil is who'll get her pits. Probably not me," Jiraiya grumbled as he continued walking.
A few moments later, Jiraiya arrived at the bar and saw Tsunade sitting alone, downing her tenth shot of sake. Jiraiya's face immediately lit up when he saw that Tsunade was wearing a sleeveless outfit. Without hesitation, he walked over and sat down next to her.
"It's too early to get drunk. You're not setting a good example as a kage," Jiraiya scolded her playfully.
Tsunade looked at him and said, "Oh, look who's talking, the biggest perv in the Five Nations. So, How was your mission?"
Jiraiya downed a shot and answered, "It was successful. I found out where their base is. It's located in Amegakure, and the leader of the village is involved with the Akatsuki. The people of the village treat their leader like some kind of a god."
Tsunade sighed and said, "So the rumors about Hanzo's death are true. I can't believe someone like him could be killed so easily."
"I had the same thought, I wonder how powerful their leader is. But that's something we'll have to investigate later." Jiraiya said as he took another shot of sake.
"Well, I hope everything will be fine and it won't affect the village," Tsunade exclaimed as she stretched her arms up and let out a big yawn.
"Hu—aaah..! I'm so tired," Tsunade said before she leaned back, placing her arms behind her head as a pillow and closed her eyes. Revealing the full view of her muscular and sweaty armpits.
Jiraiya's eyes widened as He couldn't help but stare at her sweat-covered armpits with longing, drooling and getting a nosebleed.
"Uoooohh! this is exactly what I've been waiting for! That's a perfect sight for Tsunade's armpits! I wanna taste those juicy armpits so badly!" Jiraiya thought to himself.
After He noticed that Tsunade hadn't moved for a while, Jiraiya was surprised and thought she had fallen asleep.
"W-Wait, did she really just fall asleep like that?" Jiraiya asked to himself as he leaned forward to admire the texture of her armpits.
"She has the sexiest armpits in the world…! the muscle tone and texture is incredible, It's so gorgeous, i can't take it…!" Jiraiya said with a watering mouth and drool dripping down his chin.
With an idea in mind and a sly grin, Jiraiya quietly slid under the table and slowly crept closer to Tsunade's side, making sure no one was looking. He leaned over, getting closer and closer to her left armpit.
Jiraiya's head was now just inches away from Tsunade's armpit, he couldn't believe his luck.
"Her sexy armpits are right in front of me! I can't believe this is happening!" Jiraiya whispered to himself, his face flushing red with excitement.
He couldn't resist the temptation any longer and took a deep breath of her divine scent, feeling his excitement reach new heights.
"Guooohh…! these are the scent of a GODDESS! It's too much, I can't hold back anymore! But, she'll kill me if I lick her armpits?" Jiraiya thought to himself, trying to control his impulses.
Jiraiya couldn't resist and kept sniffing her armpits over and over again, the stimulation he felt made him feel so aroused.
"I should do it now, before it's too late…!"
The moment Jiraiya's tongue touched her armpit, Tsunade's eyes flew open in shock and disgust as she felt something slimy on her right armpit..
"What the fuck, Jiraiya?" Tsunade exclaimed, her eyes wide with anger and disgust as she glared at Jiraiya, whose tongue was still out.
"Gwaaaah! Uh, Hi... Tsunade," Jiraiya stammered, looking at Tsunade in shock from what he had just done.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! YOU DAMN PERVERT!", Tsunade shouted, elbowing Jiraiya in the face and breaking his nose.
"OWWW! You broke my nose!" Jiraiya whined as he clutched his nose in pain.
"Get away from me…! I swear to god, you are the horniest person I have ever met in my life!" Tsunade exclaimed, her anger directed at Jiraiya.
But Jiraiya remained silent, groaning in pain.
"Are you out of your mind!? Why did you lick my armpits!? This is fuckin disgusting!" she exclaimed, wiping the saliva off her skin in disgust.
"I-It was nothing, really," Jiraiya stammered, trying to come up with an excuse.
Tsunade's anger boiled over and she grabbed his shirt, pulling him close. "Don't give me that! Answer me, Why did you lick my armpits?!"
"I-I thought it would be a nice reward," Jiraiya weakly smiled, still in pain. "And I was thirsty... you know... Ehehe..."
"A reward?! Your twisted logic is mind-boggling, I can't believe you would do such a disgusting thing to me!" Tsunade shouted, her fists clenched in anger as the onlookers in the bar watched the scene in confusion.
Without waiting for an explanation, Tsunade grabbed Jiraiya by the ears and dragged him out of the bar.
"Grrr… Let's just settle this outside, you brat! People like you need to be taught a lesson!" Tsunade exclaimed, as she pulled Jiraiya along with her.
"Aww, aw, aw, okay, okay… I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Tsunade! It hurts!" Jiraiya mumbled as he tried to keep up with her furious pace. But Tsunade wasn't listening.
As Tsunade arrived outside the bar, she couldn't contain her anger any longer and roughly pushed Jiraiya to the ground.
"I'll make sure you won't be able to pee standing up again," Tsunade growled, her eyes fixated on Jiraiya's crotch.
The people in the bar, confused by the sudden commotion, rushed out to see what was happening.
Tsunade approached Jiraiya, her fists clenched in anger, as he trembled and tried to explain himself.
"Guaaaah…! W-wait, Tsunade! I can explain, so the truth is...You made me develop an armpit fetish...Please, just let me have one lick and I'll leave you alone. You don't know how long I've wanted to taste your arm-"
But before Jiraiya could finish his sentence, Tsunade sneered and delivered a powerful punch to his balls, sending him flying out of the main gate of the village.
Back To The Present
"And that, my young apprentice, is the tale of Jiraiya the Gallant!", Jiraiya said, punctuating his tale with a self-satisfied grin.
Naruto, who had been listening with rapt attention, looked back at Jiraiya with a mixture of amazement and admiration.
"Wow, You're amazing!" Naruto exclaimed, his excitement reaching a fever pitch.
"Really? Well, that's just how I roll," Jiraiya replied, shrugging it off with a carefree grin and closed eyes.
"Even though that incident caused Tsunade and I not to speak for almost nine months, and also blue balls, ahaha…" Jiraiya added with a chuckle.
"I...I never imagined that you managed to sniff out and land your tongue on Granny Tsunade's armpit... You've got some steal balls to do that in public…!" Naruto stammered, still in disbelief while Jiraiya just continue laughing.
"I-I mean, it's really is made of steel...! How did it survive Granny Tsunade's brute strength!?" Said Naruto in amazement.
"Oh, you don't want to know… I had to be hospitalized for nearly a year and couldn't really move my legs. It still hurts until now, especially when I do that kind of stuff, you know, that kind of thing. But, it was all worth it…! Hehehe…" Jiraiya said with a thumb up and a bright-toothed smile.
"Phew, I see.." Said Naruto.
"Well, I just realized how difficult it is for me to get a taste of Sakura's armpits. I mean, even you couldn't resist the temptation, right? She is also very scary! She wouldn't hesitate to use all of her strength to hit me. I'm afraid that I'll never manage to lick her armpits and I'll have to live my life in depression forever..." Naruto said, his head drooping in disappointment.
Jiraiya tried to offer a word of encouragement "Hmmm, don't worry Naruto. You still have a long away ahead of you.
"Well, I know, thank you… but—"
"But I personally don't think you'll pull it off, bahahaha..." Jiraiya said with a grin, cutting him off.
Naruto glared at Jiraiya, fire burning in his eyes,
"Just you wait, pervy sage! I'll surpass you in every way, becoming a ninja better than you, and one day, I'll get my hands on Sakura's delicious armpits, Granny's, and many other girls with gorgeous looking armpits in Konoha and the whole world. Mark my words!"
Jiraiya chuckled and said, "Heh, You can keep dreaming about whatever you want. But we need to leave for now, and since you just wasted my time, you owe me something."
"Eh, what? There's nothing like that," Naruto exclaimed, confused.
"Hahaha, just kidding" Jiraiya replied with a laugh as they hastened their exit from the hot spring.
On the same day, in the morning; Neji woke up early, eager to start his training session with his team and Rock Lee. But as he walked through the village, something strange came over him. He found himself staring at the girls of Konoha and the only thing that came to mind was their sweet and smooth armpits.
He couldn't understand what was wrong with him. He had never felt this way before, and he couldn't shake the feeling of wanting to sniff and lick their armpits.
Neji walked aimlessly around the village, lost in his thoughts and the urge to indulge in his strange fetish. He didn't realize that he had been wandering around for hours, following girls around without being noticed.
As luck would have it, he crossed paths with Ino, who was walking with her hands behind her head while she tied her hair. Neji couldn't help but stare at her smooth armpits, and before he knew it, he was silently following her around, trying to get a better look.
When he checked the time, he realized that he was 4 hours late to meet up with his team.
"Wait, did I just spend the last 4 hours checking out girls' armpits?!" He thought to himself, horrified.
With that realization, Neji immidietly activated his Byakugan and ran as fast as he could to reach the training field. After 10 minutes of sprinting, he arrived at the training field, panting and out of breath.
"What is wrong with me? This strange feeling is only growing stronger," Neji thought to himself.
Tenten was lounging on a tree bench, wearing a pink sleeveless shirt with her arms behind her head. She noticed Neji's arrival and asked, "Where have you been Neji? You're so late..."
"I was just wandering around," Neji responded, trying to conceal the real reason for his tardiness.
But as soon as he caught a glimpse of Tenten's armpits through his Byakugan, he was struck by their beauty. He could see the stubble and a few strands of hair that looked like they had just been shaved.
"Ermm, Why do you have your Byakugan activated? Have you been training secretly?" Tenten asked, confused.
Neji was at a loss for words and couldn't bring himself to tell her the truth. He simply stood there, staring at her armpits.
"Of course He is, That's what I thought," Lee interjected from his behind, who unbeknownst saved Neji from answering Tenten's question.
"U-uhm...y-yeah, I was uhm...testing my limits, seeing how long I can keep my Byakugan active during a fight," Neji stuttered, trying to avoid looking at Tenten's armpits.
Tenten shrugged it off and moved on after hearing Guy shout, "TRAINING IS OVER!"
"Wait, what?" Neji exclaimed in surprise.
Tenten sighed and put her hands down, "You're not usually this late, Neji."
Guy interrupted with a smile and a thumbs up, "Hmmm, looks like you were busy sharpening your Byakugan, I'm proud of you, Neji."
"Alright, next training, Lee!" Guy shouted, leading the way.
"Yes, Sensei!" Lee shouted back as they began running around the village.
Neji sighed, "They'll never change, will they?"
Tenten chuckled, "I don't think they will, ever."
As Neji climbed up the tree to sit next to Tenten, she asked, "So, were you truly training as Lee mentioned before or is there another reason for your Byakugan being active?"
"I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear you. What thoughts are you referring to?" Neji evaded the question.
"Oh, never mind," Tenten said with a grin, sitting up.
"Anyway Tenten, what's your take on the new rule that forced girls to wear sleeveless tops? It seems to be causing quite a bit of grumbling from you back then," Neji asked as Tenten finished stretching and rested both of her arms resting atop her head.
"Honestly, I don't see it as a big deal now, I was just confused that it happened all of the sudden" Tenten replied with a shrug.
"I see…" Said Neji.
"But since It was Lady Tsunade who implemented the rule, and I used to wear sleeveless tops all the time in the past, so it's not something new to me."
Neji then said, "Well, to be honest, I'm not sure if it's going to increase the rate of our missions to be succesfull though."
As their conversation progressed, Neji couldn't help but sneak a few glances at Tenten's armpits, which were spread wide next to him, as he tried to act normal.
Tenten, noticing Neji's behavior, let out a smirk, "You know Neji, did you know that some people have a specific liking for armpits?"
Neji was caught off guard by the unexpected topic, "W-What!? Why are you bringing that up out of nowhere?" he asked, surprised.
Tenten gave him a playful grin and said, "Well, you can keep using your Byakugan to get a better look of my armpits if you'd like."
