Chapter 9: Holy Mother of Armpits God
"Naruto Shippuden: The Rise of Armpits Village"
Neji froze in shock at the unexpected situation with his eyes still staring at her armpit with a 4K view. But sadly, Tenten lowered her arms and laughed at Neji's reaction. Neji looked away immediately and said with an annoyed tone,
"Yuck.. No way! Just because I have the byakugan doesn't mean that I'm a pervert!".
"Oh c'mon, I was only joking..!", Tenten chuckled.
"I-I Know.. But, DON'T you ever joke around like that", Said Neji as his face slowly turned red.
"Ugh.. whatever, you are so sensitive! Well, there's no way you have that kind of fetish anyway..", Tenten disappointingly jumped off to the ground.
"W-Wait, where're you going ?", Neji asked as he began to regret the things he said.
Then he thought to himself, "Oh Lord.. I should have been able to enjoy the sight of Tenten's armpit even longer.. Why did I say that !?"
"I'm tired and I want to go home, are you coming?", Asked Tenten.
"Hmm.. Sure", Neji replied as they start walking to their house together, but it wasn't easy for Neji as Tenten walked the whole way with her hands behind her head
On the next day, Team 7 has returned from another successful mission and they already gave the report to the Hokage.
"Listen everyone, sorry if I haven't told you guys, but.. yesterday, Asuma invited us to eat at the Yakiniku Q restaurant down the street.", said Kakashi to his team.
"Wait, really ?", said Naruto and Sakura as they smiled at the same time.
"We have to thank him for the invitation. Because of it, I'll be saving a huge amount of money as I won't have to pay for you guys meals. And especially you, Naruto", said Kakashi as he was walking casually in the back while reading his porn novel.
Naruto got annoyed and yelled, "YOU NEVER TREATED US TO RAMEN, IT WAS ME OR SAKURA WHO ALWAYS ENDS UP PAYING EVERYTHING!".
Sakura sighed and said, "Naruto is right Kakashi sensei, you always run away whenever we finish eating".
Kakashi smiled under his mask and said, "I won't pay for your meals, unless it's Sai's. You both have bottomless stomachs, especially you Naruto..".
Sakura giggled and Sai stated bluntly, "He needs to eat more to grow his "thing".
Naruto fumed at Sai while Sakura blushed lightly.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!", shouted Naruto.
"Knock it off you two..", Kakashi stated as they were getting closer to the Korean BBQ.
Sakura then yawned and placed her hands behind her head,
"I'm really hungry and tired", said Sakura as she sniffed her armpits and whispered in a low voice,
"And ughh.. I need to take a bath badly".
Sakura was walking beside Sai with Naruto on his right. Naruto took glances at Sakura's armpits but didn't get the full view. He then glared at Sai thinking, "This emotionless bastard is standing between me and Sakura-chan's stinky armpits, I want to sniff it so bad..".
After a while, Team Kakashi finally arrived at the Yakiniku Q restaurant as they saw Team Asuma waiting for them in front of the entrance.
"Oh hello, guys", greeted Kakashi while smiling and closing his eyes.
"So.. late as always, huh ?", said Asuma as he smiled back to their team.
"Hello Guys! Long time no see!", greeted Choji.
"What's up, Billboard?", Ino said while smirking at Sakura's annoyed face.
"Hello, Ino-pig. long time no see", Sakura insulted back.
Shikamaru stared at both of them and mumbled, "Ughh.. women..".
"Guys, it's been a long time!", shouted Naruto.
Naruto who was talking to Choji and Shikamaru suddenly glanced at Ino and was stunned to see Ino standing besides Sai, brushing off her hair and showing off her smooth armpits
"H-HOLY MOTHER OF ARMPITS GOD!", Naruto stuttered with excitement in his heart, he couldn't believe the armpits that Ino had.
Then he added,"H-Her armpits are soo wide! And it looks more juicier than Sakura's!".
"I-Is this really Ino !? She could be the embodiment of an armpit goddess in Konoha !", added Naruto in his mind, as he couldn't believe what he was seeing as his mind went all over the place.
Naruto's fantasies started to kick in while the rest were talking amongst themselves, he imagined Ino kneeling in front of him with her hands behind her head. Naruto didn't waste any time and proceeded to lick Ino's flawless and sexy armpits.
Ino, who was having a conversation with Sai noticed Naruto spacing out and seems to be thinking about something.
And then, she wondered, "Huh ? What's wrong with Naruto? It's rare to see him thinking and concentrating like that".
"Something's a bit off about him.. Well, whatever, I guess he has changed.", Ino smiled at Naruto and then continued her conversation with Sai.
After a while, Ino began to feel curious about what Naruto was thinking by noticing Naruto who was being unusually quiet.
"But uhmm.. I wonder if I can invade his mind easily without him noticing."
Not long after, Ino subtly performed some handsigns to do her jutsu and pointed them at Naruto, "Alright, let's see what's on your mind!".
As she invaded his mind, she saw Naruto's unzipped pants with him rubbing his erect penis on her left armpit, going up and down on it as she knelt above him like a slave.
The moment Naruto came, Ino screamed, bringing the attention of everyone around.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..!".
The things she saw on his mind immediately shocked her to the bone. She was disgusted and left his mind as soon as possible.
"God, what the hell is wrong with you, Ino ?", said Shikamaru as he was annoyed at Ino's sudden screaming.
Ino ignored Shikamaru and grabbed Sakura from her elbow and pulled her away to talk in private.
"HEY! STOP PULLING ME OFF! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!",
Sakura shouted as Ino kept dragging her to an alley behind the restaurant, Ino stopped and stared at Sakura with a serious look. Sakura got a bit worried and asked, "Answer me! Why did you suddenly bring me here !?".
"L-Listen, Sakura! I.. I need to tell you this!", said Ino as her feet stuttered.
"Huh !? About what ?", said Sakura confused.
"T-There's something you need to know about Naruto. I mean, didn't you notice something weird about him?", said Ino.
Sakura peeked at Naruto from behind the wall and didn't find anything strange.
"What's wrong with Naruto? I don't see him hurt or anything, other than being so hungry", Sakura said as she heard Naruto shouting that he's so hungry.
Ino sighed and said, "He's physically fine! But trust me.. he has a dirty and perverted mind. I just invaded his mind when I felt that he's a bit off".
"Wait, you did what ? Invaded his mind !? Ugh.. you have to learn on how to respect someone's privacy, Ino.. ", Sakura shouted as she was really upset over Ino's actions.
"Would you just shut up and let me continue?", said Ino as she got irritated for always being cut off by Sakura.
"Just say it already, what did you see in his mind that got you worked up?", Sakura said as she wanted to get this over with as she was so hungry.
Ino took a breath and said, "Okay, hear me out.. I saw Naruto rubbing his 'thing' all over my armpits and got very excited because of it".
"Thing ? What do you mean 'his thing' ? With your armpits ? Huh ?", asked Sakura confused.
"My gosh.. You're so retarded! It means that he's rubbing his PENIS all over my armpits!", said Ino with a flat face.
"W-WHA-WHAAAT THE FUCK !? H-He rubbed his penis all over your armpits !? That is the most disgusting thing that I've ever heard!", said Sakura as she freaked out because of what she heard.
Sakura, who has been disgusted about Ino's explanation suddenly fell silent and looked at Ino.
"Well you know what.. quit lying around! I don't trust what you're saying..", said Sakura.
"Wait, what do you mean you don't trust me ? I've never lied to you before", said Ino.
Sakura was fuming at Ino and yelled, "Oh yeah ? If so, give me proof then. Naruto is not like that.. I've never seen him trying to do anything with my armpits! Ughh.. You have gone too far with these disgusting fantasy of yours, Ino! I'm out..!"
Sakura ran away from Ino, Ino tried to stop her but she was already far away.
"No, No, No, Sakura! Wait up.. You need to trust me!", shouted Ino as she tried to catch up.
Sakura entered the restaurant and sat on the long chair that Naruto also sat on. She was holding her stomach as she was starting to feel nauseous because of Ino's story about Naruto. It kept ringing and she slowly pictured it in her head.
Naruto who was currently talking to Shikamaru and Choji suddenly looked at Sakura and asked, "What's wrong, Sakura-chan? Is there something bothering you?"
Sakura looked at Naruto with a smile and answered, "Nah, I'm just hungry. That's all haha.."
Naruto and Sakura sat next to each other but there was a big space for someone to sit between both of them.
After a few minutes, Sakura tried to fix her headband by lifting her left arm up, making her sweaty armpit exposed in the process. Naruto sneakily caught glances at her armpits which made him drool unconsciously. He wanted to sit closer to her so he could catch a smell of her armpits again.
"Now..! This is my chance!", shouted Naruto in his mind.
As he moved slowly closer to Sakura, Sai suddenly came from nowhere and ruined Naruto's plan by sitting at the space between both Naruto and Sakura.
Naruto was upset and glared at Sai, "HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING !?".
As Sai noticed Naruto's angry look and asked, "Is there something you want from me? Or did you want to sit next to ugly?".
Sakura overheard Sai calling her ugly and got mad quickly, shouting, "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!", and proceeds to punch him on the head.
Ino, who had just entered the room, quickly came to the rescue as she heard Sakura shouting at her crush.
"Quit shouting at Sai, Sakura! He's a very sensitive person! Isn't that right Sai ?", said Ino.
"...", Sai said nothing and just smiled at Ino.
"Now, can you please move your seat to the right a bit, Sakura ? Hihi..", asked Ino, as she wanted to sit besides Sai.
"Ugh... whatever!", groaned Sakura as she moved her seat to the right. Making the distance between her and Naruto longer.
Naruto was very upset, knowing the fact that he didn't get to sit next to Sakura, or even Ino. At that moment, he noticed Ino's sweet behavior towards Sai as Ino was looking at him affectionately which made Naruto feel sad and jealous.
On the other side of the table, Sakura was deeply recalling her conversation with Ino. She could not believe the whole story and wondered if Ino was telling the truth or not.
"That's so sudden for someone like Ino to say such nasty things about Naruto, is she really telling the truth or is she just messing around? It's not nice to say such things like that to anyone.", thought Sakura as she recalled 'something' that happened in the past.
Then Sakura and Naruto got out of their thoughts when they got served their meal, as both of them shouted, "FINALLY!".
Sakura then looked at Kakashi and nagged him, "You should treat us more like Asuma sensei! Even Captain Yamato is far better than you when it comes to taking care of the team.".
Naruto then added, "Sakura-chan is right, Kakashi sensei!".
Kakashi smiled and said, "There's no way I would pay for your meal, Naruto. No offence Choji, but Naruto eats more than you do, and even Sakura eats a lot like a madwoman so I'm not covering your food expenses or I'll end up broke for the rest of the month".
"That's enough guys, I'm sure that you're hungry and it's on me. So eat as much as you want". said Asuma.
Everyone smiled, dropped off the subject and started digging in, enjoying their meal. But Naruto wasn't fully happy as he kept looking at Sakura and thinking, "Man, this is the worst day ever! This lustless bastard besides me ruined my chance to get a sniff of Sakura's stinky armpits..!".
At the same time, Ino tried to find a way to get Sai's attention, "Hmm.. Let's see how can I get Sai's attention", Ino thought to herself.
Ino occasionally glanced left and right looking for topics to talk to with Sai, but she still didn't seem to find any ideas. Until one time she looked at Naruto who was staring at Sakura who was sitting on Ino's right.
"Ughh.. I know what you're trying to do, Naruto..", Ino sighed while she put on a flat face.
After Ino watched Naruto for a while, she started to have an idea, "AH, THAT'S IT! Maybe if I show off my armpits to Sai, maybe I could get his attention..!". said Ino in her mind as she looked at Sai.
Ino then put her hands behind her head, pretending to tie her hair and take glances at Sai to see his reaction as she made sure that her white armpits were fully exposed to him.
She caught Naruto's attention but Sai didn't react, say anything or even stare at her, which made her feel a bit sad, but somehow Ino was still determined to gain his attention.
"There's no way I'm giving up that easily! I know that it'll be hard, but I believe that my sexy armpits will be the key to your heart.. hihi". Ino smiled and thought to herself.
Naruto whose eyes were locked at Ino, thought in his mind, "Gosh.. This guy has a full view of Ino's armpits but he's just as passive as ever, I wonder if he's gay! Turn right you idiot! Ughh...".
Ino kept her hands behind her head for a solid 5 minutes, which made Naruto's mind go blank. As soon as Ino had eye contact with Naruto, he suddenly looked away. Ino sneered and thought,
"I don't want your attention.. Naruto! you can have this flat chested one besides me to lust for. My eyes are on Sai and Sai alone!".
Then out of nowhere, Sakura said with irritation in her voice, "Can you put your arms down?! Your stinky armpits are bothering me!".
Ino, shocked and ashamed, hesitantly lowered both of her arms down and yelled angrily, "THEY. ARE. NOT. STINKY!".
"Like seriously, have you ever washed your armpits !? It smells like rotten eggs", said Sakura.
"R-Rotten Eggs !?", shouted Naruto as he was surprised about the conversation between the two girls besides him.
Ino felt ashamed but remembered something and slowly smirked at Sakura, then she immediately took out her perfume and held it on her hand, "Oh really ? Why do I have this then ?".
"Wait, what ?", said Sakura surprised.
After that, Ino tilted her nose towards Sakura's left shoulder, raised her arms and sniffed her armpit while the others stared at them.
"H-Huuh ? What are you doing ?", Sakura asked.
"YUUUCK! YOUR ARMPITS ARE THE ONE THAT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS, SAKURA..!", shouted Ino as everyones attention were on them, especially Naruto.
Sakura sniffed her own armpits for a second and shouted back to Ino, "NO, IT'S NOT! Don't you ever dare spread slander against me, Ino!".
While at the same time, she blushed and thought to herself, "Ugh.. She's actually right.. My armpits do stink.".
"Can you two knock that disgusting armpit topic off? We are trying to eat in peace here", Shikamaru said to both Ino and Sakura.
They both replied with a sigh while looking at each other and said, "Yes, sorry..".
"Why did you ask Ino to put her arms down? That's not cool, Sakura..", Choji thought as he felt so disappointed when Ino lowered her arms, at the same time, Ino was still thinking hard on how to get Sai's attention.
She then looked at the mayonnaise in front of Choji and smirked while thinking, "Heheh.. Guess I have another idea to get Sai's attention. Thank you for that nasty fantasy of yours, Naruto..!".
Ino arranged her plan, then asked Choji, "Hey Choji, can you hand that mayonnaise besides you ?".
"Oh sure thing, here take it.", Choji replied with a smile as he gave the mayonnaise plate to Ino.
Ino smiled and took the plate from Choji, "Thank you!".
Ino then pretended to have the plate slip over from her grip by tossing it up. The plate flew over Ino's head while she faked a panicked expression, "A-Ahh.. Watch out!".
When the plate fell down, she immediately opened both of her arms wide, with the plate falling directly into her left armpit, which made her slightly sweaty armpit covered with white sticky mayonnaise which caught everyone's attention.
Unfortunately, her effort was completely fruitless and ended up in vain, because she was surprised to know that Sai had left and was missing.
She didn't realize that Sai had gone to the toilet while she was busy thinking about her plans to attract his attention.
"H-Huuuh !? Wait... Where's Sai ?", shouted Ino.
Naruto, who was staring at Ino's mayonnaise filled armpit the whole time thought, "T-That.. L-Looks.. like.. C-Cuu-mm.. A-AHH...!", He couldn't control himself and it didn't take long for him to cum on his pants without any help of hands.
Shikamaru funnily put on a flat face and rolled both of his eyes while Choji drooled more than normal, his heart pounding so fast with both eyes glued at Ino's left armpit filled with mayonnaise. With the view in front of him, he couldn't help but shout, "G-GOOOSSSSHHH!".
Asuma watched the scene with amusement as he noticed the men staring at Ino with excitement and lust in their eyes while Kakashi continued eating like nothing ever happened.
On the other side, Sakura turned her head to the left and suddenly screamed as she saw mayonnaise on Ino's armpit right in front of her face, "WHAT THE FU-".
"Ahh! I'm sorry Sakura!", Said Ino.
Sakura immediately stood up and grumbled at Ino, "That's it! You have gone too far! I'm done with this disgusting and perverted fantasy of yours!".
"No! I'm not like that! it's just an accident!", reasoned Ino.
The moment Sakura saw the mayonnaise dripping down Ino's armpits to the table, she couldn't hold back her nausea anymore and her body started to shiver.
"Uaaagghh! P-Please Move away..! I wanna puke..! I-I can't hold this anymore..", shouted Sakura then dashing to the toilet.
"You're absolutely disgusting, Ino!", said Shikamaru.
"Ughh.. shut up Shikamaru! you're not helping at all! You better pass that tissue to me so I can clean this smelly stuff off..", Said Ino while she pointed at the tissue in front of him with her right hand.
"Yuck.. I don't want to get splattered with that damn stinky mayonnaise on your hands! Go get it yourself!", said Shikamaru.
"Ugh.. Whatever!", said Ino.
"Haha, this really reminds me of something", Asuma laughed while scratching his forehead.
Ino stood up and started walking towards Shikamaru who was sitting in front of Naruto to get the tissue next to him.
As soon as Naruto saw Ino cleaning the mayonnaise on her armpit besides him, he envisioned his fantasy again and it didn't take too long as his erection kicked in and came again under his pants.
Naruto tried his best to keep his composure so that Ino wouldn't notice how aroused he is.
"G-Gaaaahhh! T-This is really bad..!", Naruto thought as he forced himself to sit down and eat slowly.