Chapter 12: Troublesome Genius
"Naruto Shippuden: The Rise of Armpits Village"
Meanwhile, at the gates of Konoha, Team 8 has just arrived from a successful mission.
"Alright, nice work everyone. I'm sure this has been a unique experience for you Hinata. You handled yourself well even with your new wardrobe change." Kurenai smiled as she teased Hinata in her new outfit.
"Thank you, Kurenai sensei… I guess the success of the mission comes first before my body image consciousness." Hinata said sadly.
"Don't worry Hinata, You were great today!" Kiba shouted reassuringly.
"I don't see any reason why you should be shy anyway, it's just a sleeveless top, and besides, Sakura and Ino have been wearing sleeveless since they were 10 and never had problems with it, hahaha!" Kiba laughed loudly.
"AND…" Kiba grabbed Hinata's right hand, raised it up and exposed her bare arms.
"Whaa.. What do YOU think you're doing Kiba? Put my arms down this instant!" Hinata blushed as she felt like she would die of embarassment as some of the male villagers noticed the scene and took glances at her armpit.
"HAHAHA! Don't worry Hinata. Kinda weird for me to say but, your armpits looks pretty. You have no reason to be ashamed about it." Kiba said jokingly as he wants to help her feel more confident.
"I still feel ashamed to show it! Geez, you know that I am shy!" Hinata said as she put her arm down and placed her left hand directly at her armpit as if to cover it.
"Alright, see you guys later." Kurenai smiled as she left with Shino who never said a word.
"C'mon Hinata, let's go home." Kiba said.
During the walk home, Hinata thought about the words Kiba said but feelings of insecurity still clouded her and still couldn't get herself to feel comfortable in a sleeveless outfit.
Kiba yapped about their previous mission, while Hinata was still lost in her thoughts.
Part of her mind still thinks what Naruto would think about her new attire or if he might be bothered if he noticed that her armpits sweat and smell easily.
Earlier that day, Neji was contemplating at what happened between him and Tenten. He stared at the walls of his room blankly and couldn't help but feel gloomy.
"How could I have wasted my chance yesterday!?" shouted Neji as he placed his hands around his face.
"I can't help it if I am attracted to Tenten's armpits, but still, I never wanted to feel like this.."
He then slapped his cheek lightly and sighed. "Man, what a waste.."
After moping, he sank his face into his pillow and tried to close his eyes again as he tried to forget the misery he was going through. After a little while, he was startled as he heard someone breathing behind him on his bed.
"Hmmm.. ?" Neji opened up his sleepy eyes and was surprised to find Tenten lying beside him, with both arms behind her head, exposing her armpits.
"Fwaahh.. Good morning Neji." said Tenten while yawning with her sleepy eyes.
Neji's eyes widened in shock, as he couldn't believe what is happening. He quickly jumped out of his bed and stood up beside it, while still holding his pillow on his hand.
"H-How on earth ?!" shouted Neji.
"Hello.., did you miss me?" mocked Tenten with her sleepy eyes.
"Te-Tenten !? W-What the hell are you doing here!?"
"I got so tired last night and decided to crash at your place. Hope you don't mind.." Tenten giggled.
"Wait, What do you mean.. !? I walked with you back home yesterday." said Neji confused.
"Reeally? You probably walked with a ghost then".
Neji fell silent and diverted his gaze away at Tenten worried that she has heard about his shameful armpit fetish. He tried to act composed and thought,
"Oh man..! She might have heard me saying my deep secret.. I mean, how could she have sneaked in here and how could I not be aware of her presence!?"
"Heey -, how long are you gonna keep ignoring me ?" said Tenten.
"No.. It's just-", Neji stopped talking as he saw some dampness where Tenten was lying.
"Wait.. What's this?"
"Hmm... We were training so hard yesterday and I just felt lazy to take a shower. I am sure you don't mind since you like it better this way don't you?" Tenten teased with her arms still behind her head.
Neji tried to act confused as he pinched his eyes, "Seriously, I don't understand what you're talking about."
"Ughh.. You reaally need to drop the act now Neji." said Tenten.
After looking at the wet spot for a while, he realized that it's from Tenten's right armpit.
"Wait.. Is this.. your.. sweat.. !?" muttered Neji.
"Yay, you answered it correctly! I would give you a perfect score for that.. But anyway, I hope you don't mind that.., hehe-" Tenten grinned.
Neji didn't say anything, but his face is all red as he couldn't stop staring at her armpits.
"Jeez.. Don't be mad, I promise I'll clean it later... And I hope my smell didn't bother you too much, though I am SURE that it didn't." Tenten teased.
Neji tried to calm down and lied down on the bed beside Tenten and tried to hold his erection off. With the situation slowly getting more intense, Tenten suddenly got on top of Neji, placed her right hand on the headboard of Neji's bed and placed her armpit a few inches in front of Neji's face. Tenten's armpit odor filled the air around Neji's face which made him hard as ever.
"Whaa—"
Tenten watched as Neji never even struggled but instead looked more aroused and almost willing to lick a disgusting sweaty armpit.
"Ohoho.. So you do have an armpit fetish after all, I'm flattered that I was the first one to play with you. I thought you would get your cousin first.." said Tenten with her armpit still up Neji's face.
"L-Lady Hinata !? No fuckin way! Do you think I'm crazy !? And get your nasty armpit away from my face!"
"Ohh, isn't it too late to keep sticking to your act? I hope you realize that you're not fooling anyone. I also couldn't believe that you would lust on your own teammates, even your bestfriend.." Tenten teased.
Neji closed his eyes and took a deep breath, taking in every odor of Tenten's underarm. "Alright, you got me. You don't know how much I wanted to lick your armpits Tenten."
Tenten smiled back at him and said, "Finally, Now let's just see if your words are true."
Tenten smiled and brought her armpits lower and closer to Neji's face. Neji sticked out his tongue and licked Tenten's armpit completely from bottom to top and vice versa.
Neji was so out of it that the thought of licking a nasty, sweaty armpit never made him feel a single bit of disgust. Neji savored the salty and vinegary taste of the armpits in front of him and made sure that he didn't miss a single spot even going as far as sucking the lines and creases of Tenten's armpit.
"Sluurp.. Sluurp.." slurping and sucking noises filled Neji's room.
For a few minutes, Neji had been licking and sucking Tenten's armpits and made sure to swallow every so often. But he got concerned since Tenten had not moaned or spoken any words to him. Then he opened his eyes and stared at Tenten's eyes. Shockingly, her face gradually morphed and changed into Guy sensei, who grinned wide and returned his gaze to Neji.
"Mmh... The sweat of youth is the best isn't it, Neji?" said Guy-sensei as he smiled and gave Neji a thumbs up.
"WHAT THE FUUUUCK !?" Neji screamed.
Neji screamed so hard that people outside his house also looked at his house. He then rolled over to the side of the bed and fell on the floor.
"U-Ughh… I feel like I'm gonna puke", groaned Neji.
Moments later, he sat down and vaguely peeked at his bed. Guy-sensei has disappeared. Neji then realized that it was all just a dream. Then he stood up and held his stomach as he felt so nauseous because of the nightmare he just had.
Suddenly, an explosive sound was heard from outside which startled Neji and made him look towards the window, which was unknowingly caused by Choji who was raging inside the restaurant.
"Huh..!? What was that noise!? Something bad must've happened! Crap, I gotta hurry!" said Neji as he started to worry.
Neji immediately rushed to his closet to put on his clothes. After he finished, he immediately ran to the kitchen to get a slice of bread and some coffee beans to make coffee, but in his hurry, he forgot to grind the coffee beans and just put them in a cup of water and stirred it. Then he ran straight for the front door.
Outside the house, Neji ran while stirring the coffee beans in his cup as he kept looking left and right, searching from where the sound came from.
There was a fork in front of the road that Neji was passing and Neji quickly turned right. However, unexpectedly, Kiba and Hinata were also walking towards Neji on the same road. But because Neji wasn't paying attention to the road, he tripped over a rock which sent him flying towards Kiba and Hinata.
Neji shouted "Watch out..!"
"Kyaaah!" shouted Hinata.
But it was too late, Neji couldn't stop his movement and bumped into Hinata. As a result, he fell to the ground along with Hinata along with the cup of coffee that he was carrying in his hand which spilled onto Hinata's and her clothes.
Hinata raised her right arm and tried to grab the street pole above her as she fell to the ground. But her grip on the pole was slippery so she still fell on her back with Neji right on top of her body. His face fell directly on her armpit and accidentally placed his hand on Hinata's right breast.
Kiba was shocked at first but as the moment he saw Neji's face has landed directly on Hinata's armpit, he couldn't control his laughter.
"Hahahaha! What a great day huh Neji! Getting your face smothered on someone's armpit at one o'clock in the afternoon! Hahaha!" Kiba said crying.
The moment Kiba has realized that they just came from a 2 day mission made his laughter more unbearable.
"Oh God, and she still hasn't washed for 2 days, that is just damn disgusting hahaha!" Kiba continued to laugh.
On the other hand, Hinata was completely silent as she laid on the floor with Neji's body on top of her. She quickly regained her senses and the first thing she noticed was a hand on her right breast which made her blush with embarrassment. The next thing she noticed was someone's face directly at her right armpit which was even more embarassing for her.
"B-Brother.. Neji..?" said Hinata in a low voice.
A moment later, Neji noticed a very strong odor coming from Hinata's armpit and reflexively released his head from her armpit. He then looked face to face with Hinata. Soon as Hinata noticed Neji's nose and expression twisted in disgust, she immediately felt very embarrassed. The feeling of shame exceeded her limits and she immediately fainted in front of Neji.
Neji saw Hinata faint, immediately panicked, then turned to Kiba who was still laughing.
"Kiba, come help me." Neji stared annoyed at Kiba.
"Hahaha.. wha..ohh… You need help about what? To clean your face? Bwahahaha!" said Kiba as he looked at Neji and continued laughing.
By looking at Kiba who was still laughing out loud, Neji immediately shouted at him.
"Hey! Look at her, you moron!"
"Huuh ? Did She just faint? Hmmm.. From the embarrasment huh?" Kiba said as his laughter slowed down.
"You see it now? Come on, help me lift her up!"
"Eh.. What!? No way, I don't want to! Uhhh.. I mean, I haven't yet fed Akamaru today so I need to go now," said Kiba as he slowly turned around and walk away.
Neji immediately stood up and approached Kiba.
"Hey don't be like that, remember, she is your teammate and friend!" said Neji as he held Kiba's shoulder.
"Bu-But.."
Neji then pinched his eyes at Kiba with a scary look.
"Ughh.. Whatever, Fine!" Kiba replied.
With an annoyed expression, Kiba accepted Neji's demand and quickly held Hinata's left arm against his shoulder with Neji carrying with her right arm against his shoulder.
Since they both carried her with her arms stretched across their shoulders, They both could smell her unwashed armpits besides their faces. Hinata's rancid body odor caught Neji's attention constantly. Neji gazed on it with a look of embarrasment and pity.
Neji thought, "Man, her armpits fucking stink! With this smell I am not sure if I like it or not. What a bad day this has been, though it must be worse for Lady Hinata, as her cousin and teammate now knows how bad her armpit odor is."
The stench emanating from Hinata's armpits irritated Kiba more and more. As he felt very uncomfortable each step, he began to complain.
"Uuugh! I can't stand this anymore! Her armpits smells so bad!" yelled Kiba as he stopped walking and covered his nose with his left hand.
"Smells bad? I didn't smell anything bad more than your clothes, Kiba! You smell like a dog."
"Does your sense of smell work properly or what? Even Akamaru's poop smells better than this shit!"
Neji then ignored him by looking at the other direction even though he kinda agrees.
"But seriously, how could you tolerate her armpit smell!? Her armpits are currently up on our faces and your whole face just got fully dumped on it! I would've throwed up if I were you.. yelled Kiba.
"Enough..! You can't talk like that to lady Hinata! Stop overreacting, Kiba!" said Neji.
"OVERREACTING..!? You don't know how it feels to be an Inuzuka! My sense of smell literally has no limit!"
"There's a difference between stupidity and genius, and that's genius has limits."
"The hell does that mean? Ugh.. whatever! Just speed up your pace and let's get this done already, Neji!"
After arriving at Hinata's home, Neji raised Hinata's arms and slowly removed her top. After he managed to take it off, he tossed her clothes at Kiba who was standing behind him.
"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF HER STINKY ARMPITS, AND NOW YOU'RE TOSSING HER DIRTY CLOTHES AT ME? SERIOUSLY?" yelled Kiba as he clenched his fist.
"Shhhh… shut up, your voice could easily wake her up" said Neji.
"Well you don't have to throw it to me, stupid!"
"Oh please, will you just stop whining? You should help me out if you want this to be quick! Hurry up and take those dirty clothes to the basket and give me new ones." said Neji.
While Kiba was gone, Neji couldn't help but disregard his disgust as Hinata's flawless armpits made his lust take over.
"W-Wow.. Her armpits are so white and wet.."
However, he then shook his head and closed his eyes.
"Noo.. Noo… No way! She is my cousin! Oh cmon, think straight, Neji!" he whispered.
Neji opened his eyes, and Hinata's sexy armpits greeted him once more.
"DAMN IT..! I.. I can't take it anymore!" said Neji loudly.
Kiba heard Neji's words and responded, "Haha.. Agree with me now? Just drop the clothes on the bed and leave!"
With Kiba babbling behind his back, Neji didn't listen and his gaze only focused on Hinata's armpit in front of him.
He then closed his eyes and thought, "Okay, Maybe just a little bit!"
With both of her arms stretched out, Neji slowly brought his face closer to Hinata's armpit from behind. However, just before Neji could land his tongue on her armpits, Hinata suddenly woke up, leaving them both in an awkward situation.