Chapter 16: Locked In Opportunity
Naruto Shippuden: The Rise of Armpits Village
A few moments later, Ino arrived at the village gate and noticed that Sakura was not there yet. However, she started thinking about the worst scenario if Sakura used her roll-on deodorant.
"Wait a minute, if Sakura uses my deodorant, her armpit smell might stick to my deodorant! Ugh, how could I not have thought of that before?" Ino thought as she placed her finger on her chin.
Ino was deep in thought until she smelled something bad coming from behind. She turned around and put on a flat face.
"Hmm.. took you long enough stinky." said Ino.
"Hey, shut up, I didn't take my sweet time getting here you know! Now where is that deodorant of yours?"
"Hmm.. you know what Sakura, I seem to be having second thoughts about letting you use my roll-on. Your nasty armpit smell might cling to my roll-on and stick to my sweet smelling armpit.." Ino said as she raised her arm and looked at her right armpit.
"Huuh!? H-Hey, it was you that offered and forced me to use it in the first place! Besides, can you stop praising your armpit so much? How can you keep thinking that your armpits are the hottest thing in the world when in reality it is just plain disgusting!? You were always the nasty one!" shouted Sakura as she clenched her fist.
"Jeez, whatever.." said Ino.
After that, Ino immediately remembered that she had two roll-ons in her bag. The two deodorants are two different brands. The first roll-on is cherry blossom scented which is known to have a very good scent and also Ino's favorite.
The second one is guava-Banana scented, which most people find the smell very unpleasant. f it has been used for a long time and is mixed with sweat, the part where it has been smeared becomes crusty with a sticky yellow color.
Ino remembered the time she decided to buy a roll-on and accidentally grabbed the guava-Banana roll-on by mistake which made her armpit smell even worse. She used it before she went out on a mission with her team and ended up getting roasted by Shikamaru.
After being done thinking for a while, she looked at Sakura and planned to give the guava-Banana roll-on to her and keep the cherry-blossom for herself.
"Come on Ino, just make this fast, I have housework to do and don't really have much time!" shouted Sakura.
"Okay, fine.. here." said Ino as she handed the deodorant to Sakura.
But as the two deodorants had a plain white stick which looks pretty similar, it was really easy to mislook them, which is why Ino accidentally grabbed the cherry blossom one and handed it to Sakura.
"Okay, thanks Ino.. Now how do I use this thing?" Sakura said as she grabbed it.
"Ugh, don't tell me you don't know how to use a roll-on?" Ino said completely shocked at Sakura.
"Oh please, just give me a break! I told you that this was the first time that I'm gonna use one! Besides, your deodorant looks weird, I don't even know how to open it." Sakura defended.
"Fine, I'll demonstrate it to you. Here, watch me." Ino said as she grabbed the guava-Banana deodorant in her pocket.
"What? You had two of them all along?" Sakura said confused.
"Of course, I mean, I only use one of them and not the other one. So, technically, I only have one roll-on." Ino said calmly.
Ino explained how to open and use the roll-on to Sakura. Then all of a sudden, while she was raising her arm and was about to apply the deodorant, Sakura immediately stopped her.
"Wait, you're not going to do that here out in the open are you? It's really embarrassing.. Will you have a little shame!? Let's just go to the restroom." Sakura whispered to Ino.
"Shame? You're one to talk stinky! As if you walking around the town with armpits that smell like that isn't shameful enough. Now do you wanna know how to use this or not? And besides, I don't really care if people stare, I can't blame them anyway.." Ino uttered confidently.
"God, you are so hopeless…. Then see if I care, you slut." Sakura replied with a smirk as she folded her arms.
"Are you done? Now then watch carefully." Ino said as she raised her arm and spread her armpit skin with her finger in public.
She then teasingly rubbed the guava-Banana deodorant on her armpits in public.
"Here, do you see this part? This is where you rub the roll-on thoroughly.." Ino smiled as she deliberately took 10 more seconds rubbing the roll-on on her plump armpits.
Sakura saw Ino doing it so proudly felt very unimpressed and disgusted.
"Ughh.. Can you just do it faster? I have no interest in watching that thing roll in your armpit, disgusting!" Sakura said as she started to look away from it.
A lot of guys around them were staring at Ino applying deodorant in public. One guy hit his head on a lamp post while walking because his attention was on Ino.
"Haha, these perverts are all turned on from someone putting on deodorant, hah! But I wonder why the same thing didn't happen with Sai? Oh well, this is really fun anyway. I bet Naruto would go crazy if he saw me doing this, how sad.." Ino grinned as she thought to herself.
As Ino finished her seductive demonstration, she said to Sakura "Okay, now it's your turn, Sakura."
"No way am I doing that here! Unlike you, I have some inhibition and common sense!" Sakura replied hesitantly.
"Oh come on, it's no big deal.. and its better if you put that on now before someone else notices how stinky you are!" Ino said.
After hearing Ino's words, Sakura paused and stared at the deodorant she was holding for a few moments. A few moments later, she looked at Ino and frowned.
"Ugh, fine then! Just cover me up a little bit.." Sakura said then took a deep breath.
"Nice, that's the spirit!" Said Ino as She gives Sakura a thumbs up.
After that, Sakura raised her left arm and exposed her clammy and smelly armpit.
"This is the part, right? Well, here goes nothing.." Said Sakura.
Sakura immediately placed the cherry-blossom roll-on close to her pits and rubbed it there slowly. She was blushing the whole time and felt so embarrased that she had to do it in public.
However, she had to make sure that every part of her armpit had deodorant to make sure she never stinked again. She rubbed the roll-on thoroughly on her pits and took 30 seconds longer than Ino as a result.
"That's what I'm talking about! Now you have the confidence to show off those white armpits of yours!" Ino said as she was happy for Sakura.
"Yeah right... Whatever you say." Sakura said with a flat face and tone.
"And now, see how good your armpit smells now!" Ino asked Sakura.
However, Ino remembered that she thought she gave Sakura the guava-Banana scented roll-on and felt worried that Sakura might get mad again.
But as Sakura raised her arm and sniffed her armpit, Ino was surprised.
"Oh hey, it smells really nice! I'm impressed.."
"W-Wait, really? But how!? I thought…"
"You know what? Thank you Ino, sorry if I was always bitchy towards you." said Sakura smiling.
"E-Ehh..!? I mean uuuh.. Sure, no problem, I guess.." Ino replied in a very confused tone.
"Anyway, I think I'm interested in buying this one for myself, I never thought it would smell this good! What kind of scent is this?" asked Sakura while looking at the deodorant she was holding.
"It's uuuh.. Guava-Banana. Wait, I don't understand, are you seriously saying it smells good?"
"Guava-Banana? Interesting.." said Sakura and then sniffed her pits again.
As Sakura was sniffing her armpit, a well-suited man suddenly approached the two of them from behind. Sakura heard his footsteps and turned around with her right armpit still up. As a result, her armpit greeted the well-suited man's face.
Sakura's white armpit was 5 cm away from the man's face, which made the man's eyes focus on her armpit.
The man smiled and said in a low voice "Hmmm.. Cherry blossom.. Perfect.."
Sakura got surprised and stepped back, then blushed and immediately lowered her armpits and held her right arm in embarrasment.
"A-Ahhh! S-Sorry sir, I didn't mean to…" Sakura apologized with her face red in shame.
"No worries, young lady" said the man.
"Ohh…" said Sakura blushing in shame.
"Yes, and actually, I was watching you two since you got out of the ninja academy building and am quite surprised about the confidence you two have. Especially you, young pink-haired lady. May I know your name?" explained the suited man.
"Uhmm.. I'm Sakura Haruno and this is Ino Yamanaka. Uhmm, May I know why were you watching us?" Sakura replied with a confused face.
"Yeah, and what are you looking for anyway?" asked Ino.
"Well, since I saw you confidently raise your arms up and show your armpits while walking all over town and only more recently applying deodorant in public like it's nothing, I came here to offer you a deodorant modeling role."
"EEEH!? What the!?" shouted Sakura and Ino, both surprised and confused.
"Yes, and I want to say that both of you have stunning armpits! So, I would like one of you to be a commercial model for this deodorant brand we have!" the man exclaimed as he raised the cherry blossom roll-on from his bag.
Ino shouted "W-What!? C-Cherry blossom!? No way! Is this for real!?"
Then the man looked at her and nodded. He handed Ino his business card.
"Oh my god.. I-I'm Ino Yamanaka and I'm pleased to meet you! I-I just bought that deodorant several days ago!" said Ino as she lend her hand for a handshake.
"Okay, I see.. I'm pleased to meet you too, Ms. Ino.." said the manager as she shook Ino's hand.
"So, what do you think? Would any of you like to accept the offer?"
"Uuuh... you can ask Ino here since she's a huge fan of her own armpit and might be interested in stuff like these.." said Sakura as she folded her arms and glanced at Ino with a flat expression.
Hearing Sakura handing the opportunity to her, Ino immediately spoke up to him.
"Ah.. Y-Yes! I mean, no, I'm not an armpit fan but you can get me to model instead mister! Here, I'll show you.." Ino said as she posed with both of her arms up in front of the manager.
But as Ino posed and smiled, the manager noticed a sour smell coming from her armpit and quickly covered up his nose and made a disgusted face.
"Uhmm.. I'm sorry Miss, but we are looking for deodorant models. Which means that they need to have armpits that looks good and also, SMELLS good."
"Huh.. What are you talking about?" Ino asked confused.
"Your armpits have exceeded the criteria we have, the shape, the fair and even tone, and everything. But, I'm sorry, I am not a fan of the nasty smell that your armpit has Ms. Ino, and neither would be my staff. You would've been a perfect candidate but I'm afraid you fell short on the second part.." the man replied while looking at Ino.
"Huh.. but that's impossible! What do you mean that my armpit smells!? I just applied deodorant a minu-"
The thought quickly struck Ino and then she quickly gave her armpit a quick whiff and paused as she realized that she used the guava-banana roll-on instead of the cherry blossom one.
"G-Guava Banana!?"
Then Ino realized that the cherry-blossom roll-on was the one that Sakura was currently holding. As Ino realized the predicament she was in, she quickly explained herself to the suited man.
"Wait! I'm sure I can change your mind! This is a misunderstanding, please let me expla-"
"I'm sorry Ms. Ino, but I have decided to hand my offer to Ms. Sakura here."
Sakura who heard it suddenly shouted in surprise, "Wait, what!?"
"But.. Sakura was always the one who had stinky armpits, not me!" Ino shouted in desperation.
"Sorry, but Ms. Sakura here has great smelling pits since I smelled it myself a while ago." the manager said as he adjusted the middle part of his glasses with his index finger.
"Bu-But, you don't understand what just happened here.." said Ino.
Sakura who was already panicked spoke up her mind.
"Look, I'm sorry Mister, I do like wearing sleeveless, but.. I have never had any experience on modeling and also I don't really feel that comfortable having my friends and relatives see me modeling my armpits in front of many people! So, I'm sorry but I would like to refus—"
"Ah, we can work on it, so don't worry Ms. Sakura! Anyway, I'll leave the contract to you once you decide to change your mind." said the manager as he handed Sakura a piece of paper and left.
Sakura was surprised as she saw the manager just leave.
"Eh!? What am I gonna do with this? I told you I don't want to—"
But then the manager turned around and said, "Oh and by the way, I forgot to tell you that you only have 3 weeks to fill out the contract, I've written our office location on the paper so you can meet me there for a sign up."
"Are you kidding me!? Heeey, come back here!" shouted Sakura.
But the manager have already walked too far and could not hear Sakura's voice anymore since it was blocked by the crowd of people beside him.
As the manager walked away, Sakura muttered to herself while Ino clenched her fist in frustration, felt annoyed by what just happened.
"Ugh, I should have just thrown this damn thing in the trash instead of carrying it around with me." Ino complained as she threw the Guava-Banana scented deodorant to the ground.
Ino then looked at Sakura and said "This is so unfair!"
Sakura chuckled and patronizingly smiled at her. "Heh, serves you right, Ms. Nasty and smelly armpits, Hahaha."
"Ugh, just shut up Sakura! You should've been the one who smells like guava and banana right now.." Ino shouted as she raised her arm and wiped the sticky deodorant off her pits.
The unpleasant odor emanating from Ino's armpits made Sakura reflexively step back and pinch her nose.
"Seriously, can you clean up that smelly armpit of yours in the corner over there? So disgusting, No wonder he rejected you." Sakura said.
"Jeez, fine!" Ino said as she stormed off.
A few moments later, Ino returned and saw Sakura reading the contract with a disgusted expression. It was clear that Sakura was not interested in the offer that had been made to her.
Ino took the paper from Sakura, curious to see what was written on it, while Sakura continued to mumble in the background.
"Deodorant brand model? What a joke!" Sakura said, looking bored as she rubbed her jaw.
"Hmph, you should be grateful for the offer," Ino said as she turned to Sakura wih an annoyed expression.
"Look, I'm not interested in this modeling stuff at all. It's weird and retarded. This should be yours, not mine. It's just not my thing," Sakura said.
"Hmmm.. well, I can't help but feel a bit happy for your achievement, even though I should be the one who got it!"
"Whatever, you gotta be joking.." Sakura said with a sullen face.
Ino then looked at Sakura and then looked at Sakura's chest and grinned.
"But, to be honest, I actually feel bad for you." Ino said.
"What do you mean?" Sakura asked.
"Like you know, since your chest size is extremely below average, this could be an opportunity for you since you have to rely on your armpits to attract men's attention."
"Oh look who's talking! You're the one who relies on your nasty armpits to attract anyone!" said Sakura.
"Grrr.. well at least I have boobs, you walking boardpile!" replied Ino.
"What did you just say!? Say that one more time and I'll twist your face in my armpits!"
"Oh? like the one you did to Naruto yesterday? I still can't believe you would fulfill his fetish that easily. I bet you enjoyed it too, huh Sakura?"
"What the hell!? No I did not! Oh, so you really wanna feel my fist, huh? You are so annoyi—"
But then Ino cut her off and started shouting while pointing her finger at her, which made the people around her look their way.
"Hey everyone, listen! Her name is Sakura Haruno and she likes getting her armpits licked, Hahaha..!"
Everyone on the street who heard Ino laughed, some giving looks of disgust and some started gossiping. Sakura, feeling humiliated and embarrassed, looked at Ino with an angry expression.
Sakura remained silent for a moment and shouted "You… have… gone... TOOO FAR!"
"GAAAHH! TAKE THIS!" Sakura then threw the roll-on she was holding at Ino's face.
Ino was hit in the cheek and fell to the ground, rubbing her red cheek and groaning in pain. "O-oww…"
The crowd who had been laughing at Sakura in the background suddenly fell silent. Sakura turned around and walked towards them with a scary face. As she clenched her fist, the crowd immediately felt scared and backed away, clearing her path.
On the same day in the afternoon, Naruto was lying on his bed with a huge smile on his face, still feeling incredibly happy about getting his face covered in Sakura's sweaty armpits on the previous day.
With the scent of Sakura's pits still lingering on his mind, he continued daydreaming and is unable to stop.
"AHHHH.. The aroma of Sakura-chan's smelly armpit.. It is just amazing. I wish I could collect Sakura's armpit sweat and put it on an aromatherapy diffuser by my bedside so I can fill my entire room with her scent.." Naruto said.
"Gaaaah, I can't take this any longer.. At this rate, my head is going to bust open!"
Naruto closed his eyes and began to fantasize about Sakura, putting both of her arms up, seducing him with her sweaty armpits and He licked it clean. The non-stop stimulation he was feeling made him lose control, and he started to stick his hands down his pants.
But, when his finger accidentally touched his balls, Naruto was shocked by the pain and screamed reflexively.
"Gyaaahhh, Aw, Aw, Aw, Awww...!"
The pain Naruto felt caused him to roll around on his bed and eventually fall to the floor, hitting his foot on the leg of a table beside him. As he lay on the floor, groaning in pain and holding his crotch, Suddenly he remembered that Sakura had squeezed his balls the day before.
"Owwww, I didn't think the pain would still be here. It seems like Sakura wasn't kidding when she threatened to destroy my balls at that time," Naruto thought to himself, as the image of Sakura's angry face appeared in his head.
In the midst of pain, Naruto remembered that there would be a seminar held today for Konoha kunoichis at the ninja academy. As soon as he realized that there will be a lot of kunoichi wearing sleeveless clothes there, especially Sakura and Ino, his eyes immediately lit up.
"Wait, the seminar! Ah, that's it.. Sakura and Ino should be there too! And also Granny Tsunade! Maybe I can go there and peek at everyone's armpits all day!?" Naruto exclaimed.
Without hesitation, Naruto stood up and quickly got dressed
"Today is going to be a great day! Oh, Sakura's armpits, here I come!" Naruto shouted as he made his way to the academy.
However, due to the pain in his testicles, he was unable to run and could only walk briskly with his legs spread wide apart. His strange and funny walk attracted the attention of people passing by on the street.
When Naruto arrived at the academy, he was confused by the quiet atmosphere around the place. As he looked around, he saw a group of kunoichi talking about the seminar that had just finished. Realizing he was late, Naruto became upset and shouted in frustration.
"Wait, What!? Are you kidding me? There is no way I'm late! But whatever, I'll just sneak into a classroom and see if anyone is there!"
Determined not to let his efforts go to waste, he went inside the academy and walked down the corridor, checking each class through the window sneakily.
However, he was disappointed to find no kunoichi in any of the classrooms.
"It's over and I totally missed it.. Damn it!" said Naruto disappointed.
Naruto kept walking towards the exit, but then, he heard a sound of a woman moaning coming from the room he had just passed.
He was surprised and quickly peeked through the window, where he saw Shizune stretching her body while wearing her black kimono inside the room.
"Uaaaaah.. I'm so tired.. I didn't expect Lady Tsunade to have this many tasks. My back hurts so much! Well, at least it's all over and I can finally rest now..." said Shizune smiling.
Naruto, saw that Shizune was not wearing sleeveless and wondered.
"Hmmm, I thought something interesting was happening here. Guess it's just Shizune doing her boring office work. Why isn't she wearing sleeveless clothes though? Did the seminar just allow the kunoichis to wear sleeves again?" said Naruto in a low voice.
"Maybe there's nothing wrong if I rest for a bit here." said Shizune.
A few moments later, Shizune who felt very tired laid down on the long white couch beside her. As Naruto was about to leave, Shizune suddenly shifted her sleeping position by stretching both her arms up and that pose drew Naruto's attention back.
The kimono that Shizune was wearing had very wide holes. Making her right sleeve roll down till her armpit was slightly exposed. It appeared that Shizune's armpits were sweaty and damp due to the hard work she did, starting from hospital work yesterday, doing Tsunade's paper work all night, and being an assistant on this morning's seminar.
Naruto concluded that Shizune has not had time to take a shower or use any deodorant. At the window, Naruto was stunned, his eyes staring intently at Shizune's armpit.
"Wow..! This really came out of the blue.." shouted Naruto in his mind.
Realizing that Shizune had fallen asleep, Naruto immediately crept towards Shizune's body slowly and carefully.
Naruto glanced around the room to make sure that no one else was around. After confirming that Shizune was sound asleep, he nervously lay down next to her.
A few moments later, his face was inches away from Shizune's right armpit. He sniffed her armpits quietly.
"Her armpits look decent, but.. Gaaaah, it's so slimy, and the smell is also… Gosh! She must have been working hard today."
Naruto was tempted to lick the sweat from Shizune's pits, but then he remembered the bad experience he had when he tried to do the same thing to Sakura.
"But what if she wakes up? She'll surely tell Granny Tsunade about this and I could be in trouble!" Naruto thought to himself, anticipating the consequences of his actions.
But Naruto could not resist Shizune's alluring pheromones and decided to go for it.
"Aaaah, I can't take this anymore! This is my only chance, Whatever happens, happens!" screamed Naruto in his mind.
Without thinking further, Naruto stared at Shizune's armpits with a tense look and then stuck his tongue on Shizune's armpit and moved it up and down.
"Mhmm.. Mhhmm.."
Sour and a bit salty. The taste of Shizune's pits made Naruto salivate even more.
Still feeling dissatisfied, He then proceeded to suck up all the spit from her armpits and swallowed it all up. "Slurp, Slurp, sluuuurp."
Naruto who was losing his control sucked her armpits so hard that it caused the skin on her armpit to turn red. But fortunately, Shizune was still fast asleep and didn't feel anything at all because of extreme exhaustion.