Previously on Zootopia Files...

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Nick and Judy were sitting down in front of there TV. "So... what is this again?" Judy asked.

"Eu Sobreviverei. It's this really big telenovela in Brazil. It's about this fox... and I absolutely HATE IT!" Nick explained.

"Then why are we watching it?" Judy asked, justified in being confused.

"It's... it's just so bad that I can't look away from it!" Nick said.

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"Visitor... for you madam," Josephus said groggily before falling unconscious to the floor.

"No! You stay back! STAY BACK!" Anna Blackpaw said in shock as a figure walked over Josephus.

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Bogo entered his house after a long day's work at Precinct 1. "Imbali! I'm home!" His wife then manifested infront of him in a puff of smoke. "Honey, for the last time. Use the stairs." He said calmly.

"I apologize my master- I mean my love! My love!" Imbali said in embarrassment. "It's still surreal being free."

"We've been married for over fifteen years," Bogo said in resignation.

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"So how long has Verde been dating Roxa?" Judy asked, engrossed by Eu Sobreviverei.

"At least four or five seasons... I just drop in for episodes like this. One's were Verde's attempts at finding love are put to the test. Mainly in the vain hope that he won't be jerked around!" Nick said.

"So Roxa isn't Verde's first girlfriend?" Judy asked.

"No, in fact, he's had at least seven before Roxa," Nick explained. "And every relationship ended for one reason or another. He thinks he's not good enough, he isn't a real doctor, he didn't know he was a tod, he didn't know they were twins. Things like that."

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In the future, Pandora was working on something. "Mom!" Her clone son, Mordred said running into the room. "I need you to-"

"Shh..." Pandora hushed. "I'm at the moment of truth." She said, she then pulled out a blackened piece of toast. "Blast! This toast is burnt!"

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"No... please." Anna Blackpaw said in terror as the shadowed figure breathed loudly. "At least take a breath mint!" She said as she threw some breath mints at the figure.

The figure stood out from the shadows. "So... too much garlic?" Davies asked innocently.

"You knocked Josephus out cold you silly boy... I know you love that spice. But could you at least show SOME self-control?" Anna said in aggravation.

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"And there it is!" Nick said in irritation. "Once again, Verda gets his chain yanked by the writers!"

Meanwhile, Judy seethed. "No bunny... worth their ears would ever consider abortion an option."

"Oh... oh no... you're on the warpath, aren't you?" Nick said, terrified by his rabbit wife.

"Oh yeah!" Judy said as she pulled out a gun.

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And now the conclusion to our story... also, the telenovela that Nick watches like a train wreck, it's a reference to the comic, 'I Will Survive'.

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"So... let me see if I get this right," Bogo said in resignation when he arrived at Nick and Judy's house. "Your neighbor was babysitting your children... and then they found a portal device. Which they fixed, opening a portal to another dimension and that's why his basement has... lemur's?"

"That's what they call themselves," Judy said.

Bogo snorted in resignation. "You know... I can't help but take notice. That you two, and your extending family Judy, seem to be at the center of all of the really weird stuff that's been happening in Zootopia since you partnered up." He noted.

"Yeah, I've noticed that too... of course we don't really know what everyone else in the Department is doing. So I can only speak for us." Nick said in agreement.

"I mean, I was turned into a robot double-agent. My twin brother is dating a Vampire. Nick has a magic mask that used to belong to a trickster god, and Loki is sweat on his sister! Not to mention Chimera Park." Judy said.

"And I believe the less said about the Bearenstein steak out the better," Bogo said. "I'm not saying it's all your fault... it's just that coincidences unnerve me personally. Anyway, we've got people down there. But I've been getting reports of injuries... much worse then I'd expect from aliens that are barely bigger than you Nick. And their weapons..." He took notice of an elephant walking by on crutches with one of his legs missing. "Yeah... there nasty."

Nick looked contemplative. "You know... I have an idea. It might be a bit risky, but it's better than allowing xenophobic aliens to run rick-shaw."

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Down in the basement. Inquisitor Julien, Tech-Priest Maurice, and Trooper Clover were in position around the portal. "Maurice, I'm running low on ammo! Please tell me that you got that thing open!" Inquisitor Julien said as he was firing.

"Not yet, this technology LOOKS Imperial but it's not working the same way," Maurice said with a mechanical tone to his voice.

"Well, that's fine by me! I can keep this up all day!" Clover said gleefully as she fired her lasrifle.

Behind cover, Harry Carrotson, and Sawa Otocyon were ducking the laser fire. "Okay, I was not expecting to fight aliens!" Harry shouted.

"What? You never dealt with crop circles?" Sawa said sardonically.

"For the last time, my family dealt with poultry, not crops!" Harry said irately. "And for the record, I've never even seen an alien before now!"

"CADIA STANDS YOU FILTHY XENO WRETCH'S!" Clover howled.

"Can you at least keep your voice down, this is really delicate work and it requires QUIET in order manage properly!" Maurice complained.

Then without warning, Thor Ulricson, king of Middengard and the Aesir gods appeared in the room. "Yes! I knew you xeno's had something cool!" Inquisitor Julien then shot at Thor.

"FOR THE EMPEROR!" Clover yelled.

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Several hours later, Trooper Clover, Tech-Priest Maurice, and Inquisitor Julien were bound in magical chains that Thor had brought in an interrogation room. "So... let me see if I have this right. You come from a dimension, where the Ruinous Ones not only still exist. But actively run amok?" Mimir, the severed head god asked.

"YES! NOW STOP THIS INSANITY! GET THE TALKING HEAD AWAY FROM ME!" Julien wailed. "I don't care if your some Warp weirdness, or some kind of Techno-Heresy! GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!"

"Be silent mortal! You speak to the wisest of the Aesir! You will show him basic courtesy at least." Thor commanded. "For I am Thor Ulricson, Bane of Ruin! King of the Aesir! Avenger of Ulric!"

"Just shut up and send us back." Clover grossed.

"Well... that's a wee bit of a problem." Mimir said in embarrassment. "See... the coyote who made that portal was severely injured by you dunces. Enough that he cannot fix the portal in the first place! What's more, the only reason it worked in the first place. Was because his neighbor's infant children made modifications to it. So... in short... we're stuck with you trigger happy morons until that portal can be fixed."

Maurice sighed in resignation. "Omnisessiah deliver me from this madness..."

"I better get luxuries, or I'll activate my Kasrkin's trigger phrase, and have her tear this place a new one so big, a Space Marine Dreadnaught could snuggly walk through!... no wait, I'm thinking of Pancho. Nevermind." Julien said.

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A week later, Nick and Judy were getting ready for a night out. This one to make up for the one that their scientist neighbor Professor Wily Iatrans interrupted with his portal device. "What is taking that babysitter so long?" Nick said impatiently.

There was a knock at the door. "Hopefully that's him," Judy said as she went to the door, and opened it. "You must be Tadashi Hamada." She said to a young mammal that looked like a mix between a raccoon and a tanooki.

"Yeah, I'm sorry I'm late Mrs. Wilde-Hopps. A whole bunch of stuff came up and... well story short I brought my baby brother." He said as he produced he held up a hybrid pup.

"Aww... he's so cute, what's his name?" Judy cooed.

"Hiro, he's about three years old," Tadashi said.

"Just keep your nose clean, food is in the fridge, contact information is on it, and only cause us for emergencies!" Nick said. "Also, make sure Pandora and Olaf get to bed at seven. They'll make a fuss, but if you don't give up, they'll give up."

"Hey, I've helped take care of Hiro for his entire life. I can handle two rowdy kids." Tadashi said.

"You've never handled kids like ours," Judy said blithely. "They're already in their room, just make sure they're alive and well when we get back." She said as she and Nick went to there car.

Tadashi went upstairs with Hiro and entered the room. "Aw... their girl is a Chimera like us!" Tadashi cooed. "But... where's your brother?"

"Up," Pandora said, pointing to the ceiling, and indeed Olaf was napping on a fan blade.

"Okay..." Tadashi said to himself in disbelief. "I was not expecting to see that." He then set down his brother into Pandora's cradle. "Okay... just got to figure out where I can find a ladder." He said to himself as he went and found a ladder, and used that to get up to Olaf.

"Don't wake, Olaf likes sleeping on fan when it's not on," Pandora warned as Tadashi climbed up and picked up Olaf.

"Do you mind explaining why you moved me?" Olaf asked, annoyed that his nap was interrupted.

"I... was not expecting that either," Tadashi said in surprise.

"Tadashi, new babysitter," Pandora explained.

"As long as you don't get Pan curious about any science... things we'll get along fine. Our last babysitter was our next-door neighbor... and didn't stop us when we found a portal device he couldn't get to work." Olaf said.

"Oh... so that wasn't just a rumor," Tadashi said. "Was anyone hurt?"

"No one was killed, a few serious injuries from what I've overheard from mom and dad but nobody is dead," Olaf said without concern. "Also, you there! Be careful with my sister!"

Tadashi looked at his brother playing with Pandora. "Yep... I should have asked for money. Still, this might be fun."