Chapter 17: Naughty, Naughty Boys
"Naruto Shippuden: The Rise of Armpits Village
Naruto couldn't believe his luck as he savored the pungent aroma of Shizune's right armpit. He was in a daze as he finally tasted a real woman's underarm for the first time on his tongue.
The sound of kissing and sucking filled the office for the next 15 minutes. But then, disaster struck. The moment Naruto wanted to zipped out his pants, Shizune shifted her sleeping position, causing her right knee to collide with Naruto's testicles.
The sudden pain caused Naruto to yelp in pain and jumped back, "Gyaaaah!" He shouted,
"Aww, Aww, Aww.. Dammit, my balls!" Naruto exclaimed, grabbing his groin and hopping on one foot.
Naruto's loud scream was heard throughout the corridor. But as soon as the words left his mouth, he froze in panic, fearing that his shout had awakened Shizune.
He then held his breath and covered his mouth as he peered at her, but much to his relief, she remained asleep.
"Huff… huff… Thank God! I would be totally dead if she woke up!" Said Naruto as He ran his hand across his chest.
With a sigh of relief, Naruto plopped down onto the floor and wiped the sweat from his forehead. But, as he did, his arm brushed against a glass on the table, causing it to crash to the floor.
"Oh crap!" Said Naruto in a low voice.
The sound of breaking glass again made Naruto feel nervous, he quickly glanced at Shizune and was shocked to find that she was now awake and rubbing her eyes while still layed on the sofa, felt semi-conscious.
" Oh no, what time is it? Lady Tsunade would be furious if she found me sleeping in a place like this..." Shizune mumbled groggily, completely unaware of Naruto's presence.
Naruto, who saw that Shizune had woken up, immediately panicked. Luckily, he noticed that there was a wide window in the room. Without hestitation, he immediately ran towards the window and opened it.
Shizune heard the sound of his footsteps, but luckily, Naruto managed to jump down from the window to escape just in the nick of time before she could fully wake up.
"Eh!? Did I just heard a Footsteps?" Shizune muttered confusedly, glanced at the direction of the sound.
"Strange, I swear there was only me alone in this room!" Added Shizune, as She sat up, looking confused.
Suddenly, an intense itch in her right armpit caught her attention and furiously Scratched it, she exclaimed, "Huh? what's this strange and itchy feeling in my right armpit? I didn't expect my armpits to be this wet before, but why does it feel so sticky!"
Just then, Tsunade came into the room with a confused look on her face.
"Shizune? Did something just happen here? What was that noise? I could have sworn I heard a sound like a pig being slaughtered from this room!"
Feeling caught off guard, Shizune immidietly stood up and tried to hide her sleepiness.
"Ah, La-Lady Tsunade! I mean, G-Good afternoon, L-Lady Tsunade, no-nothing happened here, hehehe…" she stuttered, forcing a smile despite the discomfort in her armpit.
Tsunade couldn't help but chuckle at Shizune's obvious grogginess. "Really? But anyway, I can tell that you just woke up," she said with a smirk.
"E-EH!? N-No, I-I'm not.." Shizune stutted as She began to scratching her armpit again.
"Haha, I know you so well, Shizune. But since you've been working so hard and did an amazing job on my paperwork, you can take a break now. I'll clean up the mess you made here…." Tsunade added as she noticed the broken glass on the floor.
Shizune tried to brush it off, but the itch and burn feeling in her armpit was becoming unbearable. "I-I, Uhh... Y-Ye-s," she stuttered, scratching her armpit more frantically.
Tsunade noticed Shizune's strange behavior and asked, "Hmm, What's wrong? Why are you scratching like that? Are you okay?"
Shizune couldn't take the itch and burning sensation in her armpits any longer, she then rolled up her sleeve and was shocked to find red marks all over her armpit. She had no idea that they were caused by Naruto's licking and sucking.
"Uaaaaah!? What the heck is this red stuff on my armpits!?" Shizune exclaimed in shock.
Tsunade was taken aback by the sight. "What in the world!? What just happened to you!?"
"I don't know! I swear this has never happened to me before! I have no idea, Lady Tsunade!"
Tsunade asked, "Do you have any allergies or something? That looks so gross!"
Shizune shook her head. "No, I don't. But the more I scratch, the worse it gets! It feels like my skin is on fire!" She sniffed her armpit. "And it smells so weird!"
"This is strange. Have you been with anyone in this room before?" Tsunade asked.
"No, I don't! All I heard was a footsteps near the window earlier!"
Tsunade's eyes widened, "Wait, Footsteps near the window? Don't tell me someone just..." Tsunade trailed off as she noticed the room's window was opened.
Shizune looked around the room with fear in her eyes and asked, "Th-That means… La-Lady Tsunade... Don't tell me this room is haunted!?"
Tsunade looked at the red marks on Shizune's armpits again and noticed they were shaped more like a bite marks and still looked fresh and wet. Tsunade then glanced at the broken glass on the floor, suddenly fell silent as She somehow knew what had just happened.
With a fierce glare directed at the window, she clenched her fist and growled,"I swear I'm going to kill you.."
Outside the building, it turned out that Naruto, who had managed to escape earlier, was secretly eavesdropping on the two of them under the window. He immidietly panicked as he heard Tsunade's threat and trembled in fear, thinking that Tsunade had discovered his deed.
"H-How did Granny Tsunade knows!?" Naruto exclaimed, his voice shaking with fear.
Suddenly, He remembered His master Jiraiya's dreadful story about what Tsunade had done to him in the past. Naruto then reflectly clutched his groin in terror, remembering that the same fate could befall him, and his balls.
Without thinking any longer, he took off in a full sprint, "Gyaaaaaah, This is bad! I've got to get out of here now!" Yelled Naruto in panic.
But in his rush, Naruto didn't watch where he was going and bumped into someone, causing both of them to tumble to the ground.
"Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!" they both yelped in pain.
Naruto rubbed his aching head, grumbling, "Hey! Watch where you're going, can't you see that I'm-"
"Hey, that's my line, you stupid!" Said the other person.
But as Naruto opened his eyes, he was surprised to find that the person he bumped with was none other than Konohamaru.
"What the?! Konohamaru, what are you doing here?" Naruto exclaimed in disbelief.
Konohamaru rubbed his head and gazed at Naruto with surprise, "Huh, Whoa, it's you, Big Brother Naruto! Wow, I didn't expect to meet you here!"
Naruto grinned nervously, "Oh, uh, Hehehe…."
"Anyway, Have you seen Granny Tsunade around here?" Asked Konohamaru.
Naruto, still feeling flustered, spotted a cluster of bushes on his left and suddenly grabbed Konohamaru's arm.
"Listen, I don't have time to explain, just come with me quickly!" He urged, dragging Konohamaru towards the bushes.
"Hey! Why are you pulling me here all of the sudden?" Konohamaru grumbled.
Suddenly, the entrance door of the ninja academy was kicked open with a loud bang, causing everyone nearby, including Naruto and Konohamaru who were hiding in the bushes, to jump in surprise.
Then, Tsunade walked out from the academy. She stood while looking around the area and stared at everyone's faces with a serious expression. Naruto was worried and scared that Tsunade might spot him.
"Ah, There she is! Granny Tsunade!" Konohamaru exclaimed, grinning with excitment.
"Shhh, can you keep it down!? Your loud annoying ass voice could give us away!" Naruto whispered fearfully.
"Hey, What do you mean by give us away? I didn't even know that we are hiding. Besides, why do you look so scared? You are so weird!" Konohamaru grumbled, confused.
"Ugh, just shut up! Listen, if She finds me here, I will be—"
Suddenly, Tsunade lowered her head and slowly raised her right arm, revealing her muscular and sweaty armpit.
At the sight of Tsunade's armpits, Naruto's eyes instantly widened up in excitement and let out a low shout of admiration. But then, to his surprise, Konohamaru also let out the same exclamation as him.
"Whoa, amazing! What a perfect few of Granny Tsunade's armpits! I want to lick off those delicious sweat on them so bad!" they both said in unison.
Their expressions turned flat and then looked at each other in shock.
"EH, what the hell.!? You too!?" they both shouted in surprise.
A moment later, Tsunade pointed to the crowd around the field and shouted in angry tone,
"Hey listen up, all of you! If you see a stupid-looking guy with spiky hair around here, inform me immediately!"
Everyone in the area was momentarily taken aback and confused by Their Hokage's outburst. But, as soon as they saw the intense stare in her eyes, they all trembled in fear.
"Y-Yes, understood, Lady Tsunade!" they all replied in unison, their voices shaking.
As Naruto and Konohamaru were so absorbed in their excitement, Naruto didn't realize that he made the bushes they were hiding in shaking.
Tsunade caught the glimpse of the movement and suddenly glanced sharply towards the bushes.
Naruto suddenly panicked, thinking he was caught, "Gaaah, She saw us! Quick, run Konohamaru!"
Konohamaru replied as He confused, "Eh?" But he didn't have time to question as Naruto grabbed his scarf and took off, dragging him along.
After they managed to leave the area,, Tsunade looked away from the bush and snorted, "Ugh, I thought I just saw something there."
A few moments later, Naruto and Konohamaru were wandering around the village, admiring the armpits of the women they passed by. But, after several hours of exploring, they were disappointed to find that none of the women they saw had as gorgeous armpits as Sakura, Ino, or Tsunade.
"Ugh, This is getting boring," Konohamaru grumbled. "All of these women have decent underarms, why can't we find any with thick and muscular ones like Granny Tsunade's?"
Naruto remained silent, wearing a wide grin, reminiscing about what he had done to Shizune earlier at the academy.
"Ugh, If only you hadn't dragged me out here, we could have sneaked into the academy and buried our faces in Granny Tsunade's or Aunt Shizune's sweat-soaked armpits right now," Konohamaru said with a hint of frustration, pointed his finger at him.
Naruto looked at him and chuckled, remembering how who had done what Konohamaru mentioned.
"Hey, come on, Konohamaru, don't give up so easily! We just haven't found one yet," Naruto encouraged him.
Konohamaru just silent, folding his arms across his chest and pouting.
Naruto looked at him and asked again, "Also, why are you suddenly into armpits all of a sudden? This really surprised me because I've never heard you talk about armpits before."
Konohamaru looked at Naruto and replied with a determined look, "Look, I don't know what's going on inside of me, but It's all happened the day after Grandma Tsunade imposed the sleveleess only rule for all kunoichi a few weeks ago. I don't know why but every time I saw the women in those clothes, something inside me just clicked and I realized I had a thing for their armpits. If it weren't for the new rules, I would still be living my life normally!"
Naruto, who had heard Konohamaru's explanation, just chuckled. He patted him on the back and said with a grin, "Hahaha.. But, it's not all bad, right? I mean, Granny Tsunade has great armpits, don't you think?"
Konohamaru chuckled and admitted, "At first, I felt a little weird about it, but after seeing Granny Tsunade, I'm starting to think that it's not so bad after all. Ehehehe..."
A short while later, Konohamaru had something in his mind. He suddenly turned to Naruto with a mischievous smile.
"Big Bro Naruto, there's something I want to show you! I swear, you'll be so surprise, you'll be speechless!" He said, making a hand sign and shouting, "Oiroke No Jutsu!"
In a flash, Konohamaru transformed into Tsunade, bare-chested, lifting her arms up, showing her incredibly detailed and muscular armpits, while giving Naruto a teasing smirk and a little moan.
"Do you like the view of my hot and sweaty armpits? Ara ara~ , Come here and sniff it~"
Naruto was stunned and dropped his jaw in amazement.
"WHAT THE FADDA-FUCKIN FUCK!?" Shouted Naruto as It was very rare to see Konohamaru nailed the transformation technique so perfectly.
Konohamaru, satisfied with Naruto's reaction, turned back into himself. "Hehehe! How's that, Brother Naruto? Looks like I finally beat you now!" he asked, smiling with pride.
"Wow, ho-how did you manage to make her underarms so perfect all of the sudden? Holy shit, that was so insane!" Naruto said in disbelief.
"Hehe, what do you think i usually do in my free time? I've been observing every wrinkle on Granny Tsunade's armpits by following her everywhere fo hours! I even often skipped my training with Moegi and the others just to do it. I also was supposed to be on a mission right now, but since I heard there was a seminar this morning, I used oiroke and turned into Granny Tsunade to escape from Ebisu sensei. I think he is still unconscious until now," Konohamaru boasted.
"Wow, you're truly obsessed with her armpits, I'm impressed!" Naruto said with a laugh.
Konohamaru smiled with pride, acting cool in front of Naruto.
Naruto then gave him a sly grin and said, "Heh, you think only Granny Tsunade has a sexy armpits? Prepare yourself, because I'm about to blow your mind!" and shouted, "Oiroke No Jutsu!"
instantly, Naruto perfectly transformed into sakura, wearing her usual Sleeveless red clothes, flaunting her smooth armpits by placing his arms behind his head.
"Mmhh, Konohamaru, what do you think? Still want to call me an ugly wrench? Take a good look at these sweet and sexy armpits of mine. Do they compare to Lady Tsunade's? Come here and bury your face in them, if you dare~" Naruto teased in Sakura's form, seductivly running his hand along his right armpit.
Konohamaru who saw it immediately opened his eyes wide and shocked, "Whoaa! B-Big Sister Sakura!?"
Naruto continued to seduce him, moving his hand in slow, hypnotic strokes along his armpit. Konohamaru was completely spellbound by the sight.
Naruto then made an exaggerated ahegao face and moaned, "Ah, Ah, Ah~," which was too much for Konohamaru and made him suddenly jumped towards Naruto's armpit.
"Huooo, I can't take this anymore, let me lick your pits, ugly wrench!" Shouted Konohamaru as he jumped.
"Whoa!", Naruto was taken aback and quickly changed back to his original form, catching Konohamaru by his face.
He then smacked Konohamaru's head, making him groan in pain.
"Hey, This is me you fool! Snap out of it!" Naruto scolded.
"H-How did you make Big Sister Sakura's armpits look so smooth? Are they always like that? That's crazy, I never would have guessed she had such erotic armpits!" Konohamaru rubbed his head and asked.
"Don't you remember she's my teammate? I get to see those armpits all the time on missions. They're truly a work of art, one of the best in Konoha. I've been admiring them for a long time! Want to hear something even wilder?" Naruto said with a smirk.
Konohamaru's face lit up with excitement, "What is it? Tell me more! Tell me more!"
Naruto chuckled and placed his finger on his chin, "Believe it or not, I've even sniffed them and had my face buried in them once. It's a memory I'll cherish forever! Ehehe…"
Konohamaru was in disbelief. "Ho-Hold on a second! Yo-You buried your face in her armpits!? How did you even manage to do that!? How did you get so damn lucky?"
"Lu-Lucky!? Hey, it took a lot of hard work and determination to get there you know! I had to endure some serious kicks to the balls, but it was worth it. You may nailed that transformation jutsu but I'm still in the lead!" Naruto explained, with a smirk.
"Ugh, Hey, that's not fair! But, D-Damn, You're actually cooler than I thought.. " Konohamaru said in disbelief and turned around.
"Pfft, I'm not like you, Konohamaru! And I'm sure, just a few more steps, I could have landed my tongue on her armpits for the first time! And also.." Then Naruto looked down at his crotch and grinned while closing his eyes, "If you know what i mean, Heheheheh!"
But Konohamaru didn't respond, leaving Naruto confused, "Uh, Konohamaru?"
Naruto then opened his eyes and saw that Konohamaru was no longer there. He then looked ahead and saw Konohamaru sprinting away from him.
Naruto was left confused, mumbling about how strange Konohamaru was. However, when he turned around, he was shocked to see that several villagers were staring at him with disgust and disbelief. They were whispering among themselves, making Naruto realize that their earlier actions were noticed.
Feeling embarrassed and panicked, Naruto quickly ran after Konohamaru, shouting, "Gyaaaah, Wait up, Konohamaru!"
Meanwhile in another place, Tsunade and Shizune were on their way to the Hokage building, with Shizune looking worried at her right armpit, She was thinking too much about the mysterious red marks She had.
As soon as they arrived in the Hokage's room, Tsunade sighed and took a seat at her desk.
Shizune closed the door and turned to Tsunade with a trembling voice, "La-Lady Tsunade, I'm really afraid these red marks might contain poison and will never disappear."
Tsunade shook her head, "No, they're not, It will gone in a few days"
But Shizune wasn't convinced, " But, What if it's Orochimaru's curse mark? Why would he bite my armpits of all places? That's so inelegant!"
"No, it's not. Orochimaru's curse mark bites looks like a tatto and has a pretty cool design, while the one you have looks disgusting and completely retarded," Tsunade responded with a flat face.
"But what if Orochimaru secretly snuck into the village and the mark he gave me is actually the new version of his curse mark and—" Shizune asked, her voice rising with fear.
Tsunade rolled her eyes in annoyance and then slammed her hand down on the table while snapping, "Grrr, Shut up, Shizune! This has nothing to do with that freak." Shizune shrank back in fear.
Tsunade quickly put on her green Hokage robe and gave an order her.
"Call Jiraiya right now and tell him to come here in two minutes! Tell him that I will break his bones if he's late"
Shizune quickly left the room to carry out Tsunade's orders. "U-Understood!"
But, Just as Shizune left the office, Jiraiya suddenly appeared from the window behind where Tsunade was seated, hanging upside down and peeking into the room with a playful grin.
"Hey there, Tsunade! I heard that you was going to called me, what's going on? Have you been thinking of me?" said Jiraiya with a playfull grin.
Tsunade turned around and gave him a cold stare, not uttering a word.
"Uh, what's with the look? Aren't you happy to see me?" Jiraiya asked, a bit bewildered.
He then noticed that Tsunade was wearing a green robe over her usual sleeveless attire.
"Eh? why are you covering your armpits, Tsunade? I mean, What's with the sudden change in attire? Don't you remember the rule you made about all kunoichi having to wear sleeveless? Don't tell me you just changed it back?" asked Jiraiya with a slightly tense and doubtful face.
Tsunade responded in an irritated tone, "Ugh, Just get over here and stop asking so many questions!"
"Eh?" Said Jiraiya as he Confused by her mood, He then scratched his head and approached her.
As he stood in front of her, Tsunade stared into his eyes with an intense gaze, "Explain it to me!"
"Hmm? What do you want me to explain?" Jiraiya asked, completely puzzled.
"Don't act stupid! All of it! Tell me everything you did today!" Tsunade demanded.
"Hmm, let see… This morning, I wrote a chapter for my upcoming novel in a hot spring while also doing some 'research'. Oh, and by the way, remember the time at the sake bar where you sent me flying and made me hospitalized for almost a year? I added that to the book, haha. I hope you don't mind," Jiraiya said with a chuckle.
Jiraiya's response made Tsunade's patience reached its boiling point, and called for Shizune to come to the room.
"Shizune, come here!" Tsunade shouted.
Shizune quickly entered the room and surprised to see Jiraiya's presence, "Yes, Lady Tsuna—Ah! Master Jiraiya?"
Tsunade stood up and approached Shizune, then she grabbed Shizune's right arm and lifted it up to reveal red marks on her armpits to Jiraiya.
Shizune was taken aback and blushed as she stammered, "Uwaaaah! L-Lady Tsunade?! What are you doing? This is so embarrassing..."
Tsunade scowled at Jiraiya and demanded, "Tell me, why does she have a red mark on her armpit?"
Jiraiya's eyes lit up in surprise upon seeing the red mark on Shizune's armpit, "WHOAAA! I don't know what just happened but That.. that… What an erotic bite mark!"
Tsunade was beyond frustrated by Jiraiya's response. She released Shizune's arm and grabbed Jiraiya's collar, pulling him towards her. With a firm tone, she scolded him
"Listen, you grumpy old pervert! I'm giving you one more chance, stop messing around and tell me the truth!"
Jiraiya tried to play it cool with a nervous grin, "Uhh, Calm down, Tsunade. Don't be so uptight, I was just surprised, like you know.."
He then looked at Shizune, "By the way, Shizune. About those red marks in your armpit, Is it your boyfriend's doing? I don't know who he is, but He sure knows how to enjoy some good armpits! I'd say he's quite skilled. Ohoho!" Said Jiraiya, giving a thumbs up.
Shizune got confused, and Tsunade was taken aback by Jiraiya's boldness. "Ugh, idiot! What the hell are you talking about!? Can you stop being horny for a second!?"
He continued with a big grin and pointed at Tsunade's shoulder, "Wait a minute, I get it now! I think i know what you're thinking, Tsunade, You want those same red mark on your armpits too, don't you?"
Tsunade was taken aback by Jiraiya's words and quickly released her grip on him. She stepped back in disbelief.
"What the!? Are you fucking kidding me!? No way!" Tsunade grumbled, clearly irritated.
But then Jiraiya who's still trapped in his perverted mind, slowly approached her, pouting his lips.
"I mean, you could've just told me since I've always wanted to leave my mark on you since a very long time ago, you know! Trust me, I'm better than Shizune's boyfriend! I'll give you the best bite that will turn your armpit skin blue instead of red! Just relax and close your eyes, take your robe off and I can get it done in a second with my tongue! Let me, let me. Let me. Let me."
Tsunade was beyond fed up with Jiraiya's perverted antics. She balled up her fist, ready to unleash her deadly blow.
"That's it! I've had enough with you and your retarded fetish, Jiraiya!" She shouted.
"Whoa, wait, Tsunade! I was just joking you kno—"
"Shut up! I knew all along that you were the one who made those bites on Shizune's armpits! Seems like a good punch to your balls wasn't enough for you, huh!? You think you're the only one who can turn things blue!? Here, let me show you!"
Jiraiya saw the dangerous look in Tsunade's eyes and quickly panicked. "Eh!? No, no, no.. Wait, Tsunade! I didn't say that I did it—"
But, before He could finish his sentence, Tsunade let out a fierce uppercut straight to Jiraiya's crotch. Her fist was so fast that her green robe flew off.
"Another pair of blue balls!" she exclaimed as she sent Jiraiya soaring through the roof and towards the sky.
Jiraiya screamed in terror as he was launched towards the sun."Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaa, not again…!"
As Jiraiya's body shone briefly like a star in the sky, Tsunade gazed upwards and wiped her hands.
"Fuuh.. Why do his balls feel so hard like a steel? Did he train them since the last time? Oh well, seems like my punch broke them this time as I heard a satisfying crack. Good luck with the healing, my dear Jiraiya." Tsunade said with a smirk as she gazed at the hole in the roof and wiped her hands clean.
Tsunade closed her eyes and smiled contentedly. "But at least we're safe now, right Shizune?" she asked
But, there was no response. "Uhmm, Shizune?" Tsunade repeated, but still, no answer.
She then turned to look at her and was shocked to see that Shizune was standing there with a blank expression, facing the floor.
Suddenly, Shizune fell to the floor as She fainted, while uttering a sentence in a soft tone, "Not… in front of… Master Jiraiya…"
Tsunade was immediately shocked and her expression changed to one of disbelief. "Eh? Is that mark actually poisoned?" she asked herself.
Little did she know, Shizune had simply fainted from embarrassment over what Tsunade had done.
Back at Naruto and konohamaru. In the middle of their run, Naruto suddenly spotted a familiar couple walking out of a dango restaurant - it was Asuma and Kurenai. They were holding hands and looked very affectionate.
"Hey, Konohamaru, Look, it's Asuma Sensei and Kurenai Sensei! want to do something more fun? Let's follow them!" Naruto said with a mischievous gleam in his eye.
"For what? That is the most boring things that I've ever heard," Konohamaru replied, looking disinterested.
"Heh, did you know that Asuma Sensei has an armpit fetish too? He told me once that Kurenai Sensei's armpits taste better than ramen. Can you imagine the possibilities, Konohamaru?" Naruto said with a devilish grin.
"Uncle Asuma has it too? Really? How do you know? I'm starting to think there are a lot of people with this fetish," Konohamaru said, now intrigued.
"It's a long story. Trust me, it'll be fun," Naruto said with a playful grin as he nudged Konohamaru.
"Alright then, What are we waiting for, let's go!" Konohamaru shouted as he took off ahead.
After that, the two of them followed the couple every where they go secretly. Until at one point. They stopped at Kurenai's house.
Asuma opened the door, Kurenai smiled and went inside first, and Asuma followed and closed the door behind him.
With no other way to enter, Konohamaru searched around and found a large window on the roof of the house.
"Look, Brother Naruto! There's a window up there!" Konohamaru said, pointing towards the window.
"Ah, what a Great find, Konohamaru! Now let's see what they're up to," Naruto said with a sly smile.
The two of them quickly made their way to the roof by climbing the walls. But just as they were about to take a peek through the window with excitement, Asuma suddenly appeared from behind and caught them by surprise.
"Well, well, well, what are you two doing up here?" Asuma said with a suspicious smile as he grabbed both of their shoulders.
Startled by Asuma's sudden appearance, Naruto and Konohamaru yelped in shock and took a big step back. "Gyaaah! Asuma Sensei! How did you...?"
"We were just, uh..." Konohamaru mumbled while elbowing Naruto's arm nervously.
"I knew it, you want to see my sexy body, right?" Said Asuma as he posed.
"Eww, yuck! No way!" Naruto and Konohamaru shouted in unison.
"So what are you two doing here then? I know you've been following me and Kurenai all afternoon," Asuma said, still suspicious.
But then Naruto and Konohamaru looked at each other and grinned mischievously. Confidently, they pushed their way towards Asuma.
"Asuma Sensei," Naruto said, "when you're about to lick Kurenai sensei's armpits later, could you please place her arm behind her head and point it towards this window? I'm dying to see how Kurenai sensei's armpits look! " Naruto asked with a mischievous grin.
then continued by Konohamaru, "Yes, yes, yes! And Big Brother Naruto told me that Kurenai sensei's armpits are better than ramen, is that true?"
Asuma was taken aback by their words. "What the!?"
"Oh and also, can you take a picture of her pits and send it to us?" the duo asked in unison, still smiling mischievously.
Asuma, completely stunned, hit their heads until they were both groaning in pain, "Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!"
"You damn brats! I can't believe you're talking like this about Kurenai. I won't let you act perverted towards her." Said Asuma.
Naruto, rubbing his head, said disappointedly,, "Oh, come one, Asuma Sensei. Aren't we partners in this topic? Just one picture, please"
"Not in a million years! Find another woman and stay away from Kurenai. You still have Ino and Sakura to chase after," Asuma retorted.
"Hey! You have no idea how hard it is to get to their armpits!" Naruto grumbled.
"What about Granny Tsunade, Uncle Asuma?" asked Konohamaru innocently.
Asuma, feeling uncomfortable and awkward, wanted to change the subject. Suddenly, he remembered something and asked Naruto with a mischievous expression,
"By the way Naruto, Since you are here, let's talk about what happened at the restaurant yesterday, shall we."
But Naruto quickly realized the direction the conversation was going and knew it would drain his wallet.
He quickly made a fake excuse and turned to run, "Oops, seems like I just forgot something, got to go, see you later Asuma Sense—"
But Asuma grabbed his shirt and stopped him with a smile, "Where are you going, Naruto?"
Konohamaru was confused, but before he could ask what was happening, Ebisu suddenly appeared behind him with an annoyed look on his face.
"There you are, Konohamaru," Ebisu said, wiping the blood from his nose.
"E-Ebisu Sensei? How did you…" Konohamaru turned around and stammered in surprise.
Ebisu fixed his glasses and said, "I'm quite impressed with your transformation jutsu, but…" And then he clenched his fist and shouted, "How dare you sexualize Lady Tsunade in front of me! Our mission failed because you let the cat get away and made me got scolded by the owner!"
Konohamaru, seeing Ebisu's anger, quickly ran away as Ebisu chased after him shouting, "Hey, come back here!" And with that, Asuma and Naruto were left alone.
A few moments later, Asuma counted the money in his hand and returned Naruto's wallet with a wide grin. "Alright, 350 Ryo. Perfect. Thank you for being responsible, Naruto, ehehehe."
Naruto, with a flat face, stared at his deflated wallet and grumbled in annoyance, "Ugh, it was all Choji's fault! And you're also responsible, Asuma sensei. Why do I have to pay for everything?"
Asuma chuckled at Naruto's annoyance. But, seeing Naruto's disappointment, he approached him and said, "Hey Naruto, want to learn some tips on how to seduce women? If you're good enough, you might be able to get Ino or Sakura's armpits." Asuma wiggled his eyebrows mischievously.
Naruto's expression lit up and he eagerly grabbed Asuma's hands, "Oh my God, tell me, tell me, tell me!"
Asuma was taken aback by Naruto's enthusiasment.
"Alright, The first one is—" Suddenly, he caught Kurenai's eye from the window and she signaled for him to be quick since she needed to leave soon.
Asuma didn't want to miss the opportunity to have some fun with Kurenai, so he stumbled on his words. "Okay, so uhh... let's skip the first step. All you have to do is pray to the shooting star."
Naruto confused by Asuma's sentence immediately asked, "Huh? Pray to the shooting star? What do you mean Asuma sensei?"
Asuma, with a nervous smile, explained, "Well, if you ever see a shooting star, you just have to say your deepest desires and they'll come true!"
Naruto foolishly believed Asuma's words and excitedly asked, "Wow, that's amazing! When do these shooting stars appear?"
Asuma stammered, "Uhh... Well, they can appear anytime so,just keep an eye on the sun and squint your eyes so you don't miss it."
Naruto followed Asuma's guidance and cast his gaze towards the sky. Asuma saw his chance to slip out and headed towards the door next to the window. "Uhh, See you later, Naruto! Good luck!" he said with a grin.
Just then, a bright white object fell from the sun and Naruto's excitement skyrocketed. "Wow! Is that.. The shooting star!?" he exclaimed.
Asuma was taken aback by Naruto's sudden yell and quickly looked at the sun, his eyes wide with surprise, "A-Are you.. K-Kidding me!? H-how!?"
Then Kurenai who also saw it immediately put on her clothes again and came out to look at the unidentified object, as well as several villagers around there.
Little did they know, the object was actually Jiraiya who had been sent flying by Tsunade as his white hair was giving the illusion of a shooting star. Naruto immidietly closed his eyes and made his wishes in a hurry.
"I want to lick Sakura's armpits, I want to lick Ino's armpits, I want to lick Granny Tsunade's armpits, and… I want to lick the armpits of every gorgeous woman I know in Konoha!"
Right after he made his wish, The mysterious white object, which is Jiraiya, fell straight into the women's section of the Konoha hot springs. The sound of splashing water was quickly followed by shrill screams as the women fled from the bath.
Jiraiya, soaking wet, rushed out and grumbled in pain, "Ouch! My butt hurts! I can't believe the steel panties I'm wearing can be destroyed like this, God, if it wasn't for this, I would have died!"
Naruto, who saw the shooting star fall into the hot spring, was shocked, "Wait a minute, did that shooting star just fall into the hot spring? I have to hurry there, I have more wishes to make!" And with that, he rushed off, shouting, "See you later, Asuma sensei! Thank you for the help!"
Asuma, who was left behind, was still in disbelief, muttering under his breath, "Un-Unbelievable..."
Moments later, Naruto quickly headed towards the Konoha hot spring by jumping from building to building. But suddenly, the memory of licking Shizune's armpit during the day popped up in his mind, sending his imagination into overdrive.
He whispered to himself, "Mhhh, I hope I can do it with Sakura one day. I can't wait for that day to come!"
But then, he glanced down and was shocked to see Sakura walking down the street. Sakura was on her way home, looking still annoyed by something Ino did.
Naruto, seeing this, was surprised, "Sa-Sakura-Chan!?"
However, that shock made him accidentally slip and he fell.
"Gyaah, Sakura-Chan, watch out!" Shouted Naruto as he fell.
Sakura, who heard Naruto's scream, looked up and was surprised, shouting too, "Kyaaaaaah !"
But fortunetly, Sakura managed to dodge and Naruto fell to the ground right beside her. Everyone around looked at Naruto with confused faces.