Warning: Might contain something inappropriate.

The day after Link was able to get Lincoln's parents trust, he took Lincoln on countless adventures every day, Link is always in a great mood everytime an adventure starts. As for Lincoln he didn't like it at all, no matter where he is Link always gets him to go on an adventure, he may like some of it but it wasn't enough. One day in the weekend Link and Lincoln are having their adventure in a space station and inside the alternate loud sisters and parents are attacking Link, as Link fights back Lincoln just stands still terrified.

Link: "Lincoln, put *Burps* that device I gave you into the control panel over there"

Lincoln is still terrified then the alternate Rita walks up to him and holds his shoulders.

Alternate Rita: "Lincoln please it's me your mom"

Lincoln started to calm down for a second until Link grabbed her and threw her into the other alternates.

Link: "Hurry Lincoln these guys almost got ahold of you"

Lincoln then turned to see the spot for the device as he placed it, the alternatives melted down and went inside a cube. Lincoln was shocked by this, and Link picked it up.

Link: "Nice work Lincoln come on let's get home so I can do more research on these demons"

Link opens a portal and they duo went through.

At the loud house

Link and Lincoln are back in the garage as Link is working he noticed Lincoln is really silent.

Link: "Look Lincoln the adventures over do whatever you want and you can say anything you want you don't have to keep your mouth shut"

Lincoln then took a deep breath and shouted.

Lincoln: "I'M DONE LINK"

Link jumped hearing Lincoln shouting at him.

Link: "Done!? w-what do you mean?"

Lincoln: "These adventures Link, they're always so traumatizing every adventure is always worst then the last one and in the recent one I HAD TO KILL MY FAMILY'

Link: "They're not your family Lincoln they're alternate ones possessed by demons you know that"

Lincoln: "My point is that I don't wanna do any of these adventures anymore you always take me even when I'm at school, asleep, or at the bathroom"

Link: "Come on Lincoln you can't just bail like that!"

Lincoln: "Link, I can't your type of adventures don't suit me"

Link: "What are you saying?"

Lincoln: "Your adventures are always so intense, extreme, traumatizing. Adventures are suppose to be simple and fun"

Link: "Oh that's really easy to say when you're on the sidekick position, there is no way your adventure ideas are better than mine"

Lincoln (Now calm): "Are you saying I can come up with my own adventure?"

Link suddenly got an idea.

Link: "Sure and let's make things more interesting when you bail out on your adventure when we're not even done yet, we'll stick to my adventures"

Lincoln: "And if I didn't bail, we get to do my type of adventure every third-"

Link: "Fifth"

Lincoln: "Deal"

Link and Lincoln shake hands accepting their deals. As they were preparing the eldest sibling Lori came into the garage.

Lori: "Hey guys, didn't mean to interrupt I just need to grab vanzilla"

Lincoln: "Where are you going?"

Lori: "I'm meeting up with Bobby in the city"

Lincoln: *Rolls his eyes* "Oh sure"

Link: "Hold on,in the city where exactly did he mean?"

Lori: "Somewhere in an alleyway, why?"

Link: "Well alleyways aren't the best place for romantics y'know"

Lori: "Whatever, everywhere we go it's always gonna be romantic"

Lori gets in vanzilla and drives off. On the road Lori started thinking about what Link said.

Lori: "Actually it is pretty odd for Bobby to meet me there"

Lori then decide to forget about it and continue driving.

Scene change

Link and Lincoln arrived in a certain planet chose by Lincoln to start his very own adventure. As they were walking they found a village.

Lincoln: "Wow look over there a village"

Link : *Rolls his eyes* "Yeah what's so good about a village there could be assassins or robbers there who want to take away our sh*t"

Lincoln: "Link this is my adventure and for my adventure let's always think positive"

Link: "Lincoln, thinking positive isn't gonna help either, the universe is a crazy and chaotic place"

Lincoln: "How about you just shut up and follow me to that village over there"

Link and Lincoln head into the village and Lincoln finds that alot of people are suffering.

Lincoln: "Hello sir I'm Lincoln Loud and I'm here for a quest"

Person: "Oh i think i got the quest just for you, you see our people are dying due to hunger and we need alot of money, and the only place to get alot of cash is from the giant's world right above ours"

Lincoln: "So do you know how to get there?"

Person: "Oh just take the giant beanstalk over there"

Lincoln: "Wow i feel like in a fairytale oh i should've thought about this ages ago, next time i think i'm going to a world of super heroes c'mon Link"

Link and Lincoln started climbing the beanstalk.

Scene change

Lori is in a middle of a huge traffic she kept honking her horn.

Lori: "Come on people move it up we literally have places to be"

Lori gave up and look at the horizon.

Lori: "Don't worry boo boo bear your babe will be there nothing will stop our love"

Lori got out of vanzilla and started walking to the city.

Scene change

Link and Lincoln made their way into a castle on the clouds, they enter the castle through window.

Lincoln: "Alright Link all we have to do is find the treasure and get out of here"

Suddenly the ground started grumbling, Lincoln knew the giant is coming so him and Link hide behind a cookie jar.

Dale: "Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum"

Lincoln: "This adventure gives me alot of goosebumps"

Link: "Come on Lincoln this might be our end so let's just go"

Lincoln: "What!? NO! This conflict is a part of the adventure"

Dale: "I smell the blood of-"

The giant slipped and fell, Link and Lincoln emerge from their hiding place and see the giant with a blood coming out from his head.

Lincoln: "Oh my god this is so bad what do we do?"

Link: "I don't know Lincoln *Burps* he's a giant I don't know what to do with him"

Then a giant woman carrying a baby came into the room seeing the dead giant.

Giant woman: "Oh Jesus Dale!"

The giant quickly notices the duo as they try to make a run from it they got trapped in a glass.

Giant woman: "Hello, 911? my husband has been attacked by tiny people"

Link and Lincoln then ended up in a giant prison where they take their photos and a giant detec tive started interrogating them.

Giant detective: "Look we get it you're small you want alot of cash but that doesn't mean you have to kill someone for it"

Lincoln: "But that's not what happen"

Giant detective: "We'll just take you to the court and start sueing you case closed!"

Link then looked at Lincoln.

Link (Sarcastically): "Conflicts huh Lincoln, wow what a great adventure"

Lincoln: "SHUT UP"

Scene change

As Lori kept walking she's halfway there but then a n officer stopped her.

Officer: "Sorry ms. But the road is closed so you're gonna hav to wait!"

Lori: "Uh… is there any other way literally?"

Officer: "Well we have a detour to the left but we don't-"

Lori: "Perfect thanks"

Lori then head into the detour.

Officer: "Just be careful not many people actually came out alive"

Lori didn't hear the officer as she went into the detour.

Scene change

Link and Lincoln are now in a court.

Giant Judge: "-and I consider you both Very guilty"

Link: "Yeah pretty great adventure Lincoln I could get used to living in giant jail you know, I-I would've bailed us out right now but they took my portal gun so both of our loss Lincoln admit it"

All Lincoln could put out is silence. Then a giant lawyer came into the room.

Giant Lawyer: Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the violation of civil liberties Your honor, I'm from a tiny-persons advocacy group and I have here in my hand a motion to dismiss. These little men were never read their giant rights and are therefore free-fi to fo-home."

Everyone was confused on the last words.

Giant Lawyer: "I mean they're free to go home is what I'm saying"

Lincoln: "OHYEAH LOOKS LIKE OUR ADVENTURES CONTINUE"

Link rolls his eyes.

Link and Lincoln are now outside the courthouse.

Link: "Lincoln listen I know you wanted this adventure so bad but I think It's getting to intense for you so I'll portal us home when my portal gun still works"

Lincoln: "You kidding me Link!? that would mean I lost the bet and uh… the adventures I'm having are getting pretty fun and better than yours, besides we-we just need to walk down these steps and-"

Lincoln see the steps are pretty big.

Link: "So you wanna-"

Lincoln: "NO"

Scene change

As Lori is taking the detour she did not expected it to be dangerous she had to step on hundreds of bear traps, crossing lava on an unstable wooden bridge, going through a path with falling trees, etc. She eventually made it into the city and went to the alleyway where they're suppose to meet. Bobby was surprisingly already there with a frowned face.

Lori: "Hey boo boo bear sorry if I'm late there was this traffic and detour path and-

Bobby: "Lori we need to talk…"

Scene change

Link and Lincoln had to climb down one step at a time the stairs were huge so it's like climbiing down a mountain.

Lincoln: "Hey Link look a tavern"

Link then see that Lincoln is pointing to a tavern In the middle of the stairs. They both then went inside.

Lincoln: "Wow Link look at all these crazy characters"

Link(Sarcastically): "Oh wow these are some *burps* good characters Lincoln the-they're cool huh Lincoln"

Lincoln: "Link let's just sit down and order something"

Link and Lincoln sit down and a waitress shows up.

Waitress: "Hey boys what would you like to have?"

Lincoln: "Geez well I don't know"

Link: "I'll have full alcoholic beer"

Waitress: "Go that say what are you two doing on the giant stairs anyway?"

Lincoln: "Well we're on an adventure and we still need to get down the stairs"

Then a slug showed up behind Lincoln's chair.

Slug: "Hey y'all I'm slippery-slippery stairs and I can give y'all I ride down only for 25 shmeckles"

Link: "25 schmeckles? is that alot or a little I don't know"

Waitress: "Well that's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies"

Link: "Well what do you say Lincoln let's just rob these people and grab their shmeckles so we can get out of here'

Lincoln: "Link are you nuts we can't do that"

Link: "Alright, alright we'll just portal home and-"

Lincoln couldn't take it anymore Link is always finding an excuse to bail on the adventure.

Lincoln: "LINK YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS!"

Link(confused): "Stop what?"

Lincoln: "An excuse to leave the adventure"

Link: "Whoa Lincoln chill out"

Lincoln: "YOU TRY TO CHILL OUT! Every time something bad happens you just think it's good to leave and make me lost the bet, but guess what IM NOT THAT DUMB!"

Link(rolls his eyes): "Lincoln I never thought of that about you"

Lincoln: "Whatever I'm going to the bathroom and when I comeback you better lighten up!"

Lincoln left to go to the bathroom and Link only frowned about it. Lincoln washes his hands in the sink and meets a blue jellybean creature.

Mr. Jellybean: "Hello there kid I'm Mr. jelly bean"

Lincoln: "Oh hello there Mr. Jellybean I'm Lincoln"

Mr. Jellybean: "Well Lincoln something seems to bother you is there a problem?"

Lincoln: "Well I'm on an adventure with my uncle and things never seem to be the way I wanted"

Mr. Jellybean: "Well isn't that what adventures are all about getting lost, drama you'll never know what happens"

Lincoln: "You know what you're right I guess I'll just go with the flow thanks man"

As Lincoln is about to leave Mr. Jellybean started hugging him.

Lincoln: "Hey man thanks for the hug but I gotta go"

Mr. Jellybean: "Yeah go with the flow"

Lincoln: "Yo-you're making me uncomfortable"

Mr. Jellybean then started bringing Lincoln to the toilet.

Lincoln: "WAIT NO NO NO HEELLLLPPP!"

Lincoln was placed on a toilet and Mr. Jellybean creepily tries to tie him up.

Lincoln: "NO STOP STOP NOOO!"

Mr. Jellybean: "Stop screaming you son of a b*tch you're gonna get us caught"

Lincoln is really scared right now all he wanted is to have great adventures and prove that his adventures are actually fun, but he's gonna get raped by a Jellybean who he thought might be his friend, as Mr Jellybean holds his shirt Lincoln Snapped. Lincoln broke free and grabbed the toilet and smashed it on Mr. Jellybean, Lincoln was shocked by this and goes out crying. As Lincoln heads out he saw Link playing cards, he then walked up to him.

Link: "Alright that's a hundred more and- oh Lincoln you done? You couldn't believe this I was drunk for temporary and look at what I got a million shmeckles, oh you wer right this adventure is fun and-"

Link couldn't help but noticed Lincoln's eyes are red and really damaged.

Link: "Whoa what happen to you"

Without anything Lincoln answered with unexpected words.

Lincoln(Mumbling): "Let's go home"

Link: "wh-what why?"

Lincoln (Started crying): "LET'S JUST GO HOME OKAY? YOU WIN YOU'RE RIGHT THE UNIVERSE IS A CRAZY AND CHAOTIC PLACE, I DON'T WANNA BE HERE AGAIN OKAY YOU WIN, YOU WIN, YOU WIN, PLEASE JUST GET YOUR PORTAL GUN AND LET'S GO HOME!"

As Lincoln is searching for the portal gun in Link's lab coat Link noticed Mr. Jellybean coming out from the bathroom and Link eyed on him giving an angry look, Link then turns to Lincoln.

Link: "Hey Lincoln, tell you what you see I got alot of the shmeckles why don't we take 25 to get a ride down and we'll give the rest of it to the villagers, how does that sound?"

Lincoln: "Really you'd do that for me?"

Link: "Yeah a good adventure needs a good ending"

Lincoln the hugged Link and Link hugged back. After a bit they paid Slippery and went down the stairs.

In the Village

Link and Lincoln gave all of their shmeckles to the villagers.

Lincoln: "Hey Link… thanks"

Link: "Yeah whatever"

Person: "Hey before you go our king would like to thank you personally"

Lincoln was shocked seeing their king is actually Mr. Jellybean, Lincoln then got Link's portal gun and made a portal to home.

Lincoln: "Alright guys we're done c'mon Link"

Lincoln then jumped through the portal, before Link get's in he put out his gun and shot Mr. Jellybean causing him to explode then he went through.

In the loud house

Lincoln is very happy to finally be home

Lincoln: "Hey Link I still can have my fifth adventure right?"

Link: "Yeah I'll make sure to keep track of that"

Lincoln then head upstairs he was still traumatized about Mr. Jellybean it was too much for a 12 year old kid so he might wanna see a therapist soon, as Lincoln is making his way into his room he heard a sound of a girl crying, and it is coming from Lori and Leni's room Lincoln take a peek saw Lori in a bad condition crying. Lincoln walked up to her.

Lincoln: "hey Lori what happen?

Lori: B-B-B-B…

Lincoln: "it's okay calm down what's wrong"

Lori looked at her little brother worried she got up and answered.

Lori: "Bobby broke up with me"

A/N: Sorry if this took a while I was busy with school and working on the other fanfic I hope you enjoy the story so far. See you on the next chapter.