Dear diary

It's literally been 30 days since the break up, and I still can't move on. Bobby has been part of my life for a long time, I thought we were made for each other, and after that day I felt so… empty. The last words from him were really horrifying and I remember them everyday, those words are "sorry","We can't do this anymore", "Stay away" ,"I think it's time for us to move on",I remember those words literally everyday and I can't get it off my head. He was my boyfriend, my man, my future, my life. I can't take this feeling anymore, Lincoln and I have been on weekly sessions with Dr. Lopez, Lincoln was there because of some sort of rapist..? but enough of that, I never saw, call, or chat that traitor again, and now I don't know what to do with my life anymore.

Lori's tear land on the diary and she closed it and stuff her face on her pillow, she couldn't believe it the love of her life gone. All she could do is cry and hide her face, she hasn't interacted with the family for a while, then as she was tossing and turning on the bad she fell off and found some pictures of Bobby below her bed. Lori was shocked to see this and tries to get as many as she could. Meanwhile downstairs in the living room Link is looking for Lincoln.

Link: "Lincoln? Where the f*ck is he?"

Link then find Lisa trying to invent something and Lynn Jr doing some stretching on the couch.

Link: "Hey girls have you seen your brother?"

Lisa: "Negative"

Lynn: "Nope haven't seen him since morning"

Link rolls his eyes and proceeds to get to the front door. As Link reaches the door know the door was opened from the outside by Rita holding a bag.

Rita: "Oh hey Link"

Link: "Where have you been and where's Lincoln"

Rita: "Oh well you see… I've been taking Lincoln to his next therapy session"

Link: "Didn't Lincoln say he moved on from that experience a couple of days ago?"

Rita: "Oh right well-"

Link: "Tell me the truth sis"

Rita sighed knowing that there is no way out.

Rita: "Alright Lincoln told me not to tell you this but… *Starts talking fast*he wants a break from adventures for today and he wants to go to the city and have some skating lessons with Ronnie Anne but then he told me to lie to you but I don't want to but Lincoln gave his little convincing speech and so I tried to lie to you and please don't leave again!"

Link: *Rolls his eyes* "I won't"

Rita: "Okay wait what?"

Link: "I'm not going and sure maybe Lincoln could have a break from his adventures for the day"

Rita: "Oh thank you"

Lisa: "Hey, since my dearest brother is gone why not you take me on these so called adventures"

Lynn: "No pick me pick me!"

Link: "I'm picking non of you"

Lynn: "WHAT!? why do you only take Lincoln on your adventures but not us?"

Link: "I have my reasons"

Lisa: "Very well"

Lynn and Lisa continue on what they were doing and Link went into the garage.

Link then started working but a few seconds later someone came into the garage and it was Lori holding a box.

Lori: "Hey Uncle Link?"

Link: "Hey Lori what's up?"

Lori: "Well you see I have a box and I'd like you to burn it or destroy it, or something that makes this out of existance"

Link: "Two words go away!"

Lori was ticked off by that and she snapped.

Lori: "Oh the smartest person can't even destroy a box let's see how he feels when I destroy his stuff"

Lori then started breaking alot of Link's stuff, dropping bottles, hitting machines.

Link: "Whoa, whoa Jesus can you stop that?"

Lori: "Not until you get that box away from me"

Lori hits a big container with green fluid which is actually portal fluid got spilled under Lori and she disappeared.

Link: "Goddammit"

Link gets his portal gun and jumps through the portal and finds himself in some sort of battlefield.

Lori: "AHHHHH!"

Link heard Lori's scream and rushed to alot of monster like creatures placing her down, Lori was scared until Link shot all of their heads killing them. Lori runs up to him and hugs him.

Lori: "Oh Uncle Link I'm literally so sorry I wanna go home please..!"

Link: *Rolls his eyes* "Yeah just don't mess with my sh*t again okay?"

Link grabs his portal gun but before he could use it a creature slapped it away destroying it"

Link: "Son of a B*tch"

Link upper cuts the creature stunning it more of the creatures came and Link put's on his gazerbeam glasses and cut all of their bodies and proceeds to run with Lori. Link and Lori remain hidden in a cave where Link is researching on what planet are they on, and Lori just sits down using her phone.

Lori: "Dang it there's no signal around here"

Link: "Of course *Burps* what do you think? That any planet we go should have signal?"

Lori: "I'm just saying that this place literally needs to be more civilized"

Link: "Don't know if that could happen cause I just discovered that we're on a planet called Gazorpazorp"

Lori: "Gazorpazorp?"

Link: "Yes and those creatures I killed are basically Gazorpians th-they're not type's that are civilized around here"

Lori: "Oh and if it's not so civilized why is there a plane up there?"

Link's eyes widened and went to Lori and see what she is talking about, Link saw the plane.

Link: "Hmm, well that is a plane and I think it actually comes from somewhere around here"

Lori: "So are you saying…"

Link: "There might be civilization somewhere, just gotta get that planes attention"

Link put out a gun and used it as a flare gun to draw the planes attention, the plane then land near the cave Link and Lori were at. The people that came out were basically woman nearly having the same design as the Gazorpians, and Link greeted them.

Link: "Greetings I'm Link Sanchez from earth and we come in peace"

Woman 1#: "SILENCE MALE"

Link: "Whoa easy there woman y-you see I was wondering if you have something that could take us home and-"

The woman then hold Link on the neck and the other put her spear ready to be killing him. Lori was shocked by this.

Lori: "HEY STOP!"

The two woman saw her and put Link down.

Woman 1#: "And why is that?"

Lori: "Well uhh you know?"

Woman 2#: "Is he your slave?"

Lori: "Uhh…"

Woman 1#: "I think that's a no let's execute him"

The Woman then pinned Link to the ground.

Link: "OW HEY"

Lori: "Stop, stop, stop yes he is my slave"

The woman then let him go and kicked his ass.

Link: "Ow"

Woman 2#: "Apologies we didn't know"

Lori: "So uh yeah who are you guys?"

Woman 1#: "We're DUMPED!"

Lori: "I'm sorry what?"

Woman 2#: "Well what she's trying to say I that before everything became like this we and they were once soulmates"

Lori: "Every single one of you?"

Woman 2#: "Yes, but all of that change when those boys say they were sick of us and they dumped all of us, so we build a city underground so they won't be able to find us"

Woman: "We shall give you a tour"

Soon everyone went on the plane and head under ground, and the sight of the city caught Lori's gaze. Everyone soon got off the plane.

Woman: "This is our city"

Link: "Okay"

Woman: "SILENCE"

The woman hit him with a whip.

Link: "OW, Hey Lori think you can convince these chicks to stop hitting me?"

Lori: "Shut you mouth slave"

Link: "F*ck"

Link then got whipped again.

Lori and Link then gets a full hour tour.

Link: "Okay that was a pretty fun tour now can we please go now?"

Link got whipped again.

Link: "Oh come on!"

Lori: "Hey girls mind if I tell my slave to shut up first?"

Woman: "Go ahead"

Link and Lori now were alone.

Lori: "Look Uncle Link all we have to do is keep the act up and once we find a ship you and I will go to it and fly home"

Link: "Oh that's pretty great Lori but guess what? All of this acting sucks ass nobody wants to joke their all assholes"

Lori: "Just shut your mouth and keep going"

Without saying anything Link made a super long fart and every woman in the city can hear it.

Lori (Irritated): "Ugh Uncle Link!"

Woman: "Uncle?"

Lori and Link were shocked that someone heard what Lori said.

Link: "Well sh*t"

Scene change

Link and Lori have their hands tied in the back and in line for dropping into lava.

Link: "Well Lori I didn't think that we'd die like this"

Lori: "Come on people is this really necessary?"

Woman: "We need to keep your Uncle away from here, boys always gives us nightmares y knw"

Lori: "Well have you ever tried moving on"

Everyone got silent after that.

Woman: "What is move on?"

Lori: "You know… like if something really bad has ever happened to you well you can't keep thinking about it forever, it's a step…"

Lori then looked down for a bit then sighed and looked back up.

Lori: "A step to finally see more opportunities in life"

It was silent for a one Women clapped soon everyone clapped, and one started to speak.

Woman: "Thank you Lori Loud this shall be our last day feeling miserable and sad, it's time we move on to a better life my people"

Everyone cheered.

Woman: *To Lori* "As for yo and your uncle we shall give you one of our ships so you can safely go home"

Lori was happy about it and Link smiled.

Scene change

Link and Lori now on a Gazorpian ship are on the way home.

Link: "Hey Lori I-I'm proud of you"

Lori: "Thanks Uncle Link and to be honest that was a nice adventure"

Link: "It sure is *Gets a thought* By the way about that box you wanna destroy"

Lori: "Oh yeah"

Lori gave Link the box.

Link: "So what's so important in here that you wanna destroy"

Lori: *Sigh* "Just open it"

Link looked inside and it turns out to be alot of pictures of Bobby, and all the romantic gifts she got from him.

Link: "Oh I get it"

Link then incinerate the box and throw it out into space.

Link: "Y'know I would've destroyed it earlier if you showed me what's inside it"

Lori: "I guess you know what love feels like"

Link: "Yeah love is just a chemical that compels animals to breed, it hits hard and slowly fades, leaving you in a stranded in a failing marriage"

Lori: "Yeah I guess"

Link and Lori shared a smile as they continue their journey back home.